Because I was really bored, I brought my sword Yitian (sealed state) here and tried to meditate here.
"Suzumiya-san is so slow." The one who said this was Mikuru who was knitting. I have to admire her nerves. After what happened yesterday, I still came here today as if nothing had happened. Should I praise her?
In the other corner, Yuki silently read a book as usual.
Speaking of which, it was really noisy when Haruhi was around, but now that Haruhi is gone, I feel a little lonely.
"Excuse me!" At this moment, the door of the club was violently opened. Then Haruhi ran in with a smile as bright as the sun. This rare peace was immediately disrupted.
Preface withdrawn, I still prefer to be quieter.
After that, Haruhi sputtered a lot of nonsense. At the same time, I was asked to make a large poster and put it up. In addition to promoting the glorious SOS group, I also openly announced that if there is anything weird, you can come to her to discuss it. By the way, where did you come from as a supernatural detective?
After finishing all this, Haruhi clamored for a computer again. The reason is: In this era of information explosion, it is absolutely impossible not to have a computer.
¡°By the way, we don¡¯t have money to buy a computer.¡± I reminded him.
"Why do you need to buy it? In this day and age, there are many ways to do it without spending money."
"I must declare in advance that I will keep the computer at home for myself. I will never give it to you."
"¡¡mean."
"You really want to move my computer over."
"But forget it, I have another backup plan." Haruhi said this and then took the camera and threw it to me. Then he pulled Mikuru and I out.
"By the way, are you going to the electrical appliance store to steal?" I asked.
"That's the second backup plan." Kasuga replied.
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¡°It seems like I should save some money in advance to use as bail money for Haruhi.
After walking a few steps, Haruhi stopped at the door of another room. I looked at the label on the door, and it did say: Computer Research Department.
"In other words, you want to steal a computer from here? That's not good, after all, rabbits don't eat grass near their nests -"
"¡ª¡ªNo! It's requisition, an aboveboard requisition!"
"By the way, why would someone give you a computer?"
"Just look at my eyes and do the right thing." Haruhi said.
"Um, if nothing goes wrong, can I go back first?" Mikuru instinctively sensed the danger. When he turned around and was about to leave, he was caught by Kasuga: "Don't even think about it! In my plan, Mikuru You are the most important link!"
After that, Kasuga opened the door and walked in without knocking.
"Which one of you is the minister? I want to come here to requisition a computer!" Kasuga still said in a high-profile manner.
"I am the minister." A tall, thin, ordinary-looking man stood up and asked, "Excuse me, what are you doing here?"
"Didn't I tell you? I want to requisition a computer." Haruhi raised her eyebrows and said.
"Can you please stop joking?" The man was obviously a little angry when he heard what Haruhi said: "If you want a computer, you can save money to buy it yourself. People like you who want to get something for nothing are the most annoying. We are not Kaizi."
Well said, I really want to applaud you. Of course, it would be a big mistake to think that Haruhi would shrink back like this.
"Hmph I never thought beforehand that it could be resolved peacefully." Haruhi snorted coldly: "You asked for this!" Then she grabbed the man's hand and grabbed it towards Mikuru's chest. ¡ª¡ª
"Wait a minute! What are you doing?!" I slapped the poor man's hand and almost broke it. Then I ignored his wailing, pulled Mikuru, who was already stunned, behind me, and then said this to Haruhi.
"Of course I faked the scene of the president attacking Mikuru, and then used it to blackmail him for a computer!! Otherwise, what do you think I did by letting you hold the camera?!" Haruhi said, as if she was being reasonable. of.
Faced with this kind of off-line girl, what else can I say? Now I am so exhausted that I don't want to move. And Mikuru behind her was shaking even more frequently. And rely on?I was so close that I could feel her breasts squeezing my back.
"Okay, take away the computer at home! Don't do such stupid things to worry me anymore, okay?!" So I finally compromised. Haruhi stepped back with a victorious smile. Only a group of inexplicable members of the Electric Research Society were left looking at each other.
"By the way, what are they here for?" one of them asked.
¡°Be sure to remember to lock the door next time.¡± Another said.
"By the way, president, are you okay?" one of them asked, looking at the purple patch on their president's arm.
"Do I look like I'm okay?!" the president shouted, "Hurry up and help me to the health room!"
In this way, after I repeatedly confirmed that the discordant parts of the computer were deleted, I moved the computer to the school. After that, I was busy unplugging the network cable and connecting the power supply. I was so exhausted that I was dying. Afterwards, Haruhi stood by and watched my joke.
"Okay, then I'll trouble you to make a promotional website about the SOS group!" Kasuga stood talking without pain in her back: "Those who can do more work."
WTF, I dumped this woman now, everyone has no opinion?
¡°What exactly is this website promoting?¡± I asked.
Haruhi thought for a moment: "Just try to fiddle with it first. I will get the materials soon!"
"Okay." I sighed: "Just try your best."
After that, I started trying to build a website. Haruhi called Mikuru and forced her to put on a maid outfit - of course, during this time I was kicked out again.
By the way, Mikuru¡¯s cuteness has almost doubled again after putting on a maid outfit. It looks so cute.
After that, Kasuga forced Mikuru to perform many seductive actions, and then took some special photos with the camera. And he borrowed eyes from Yuki and put them on Mikuru: "A baby-faced glasses maid with big breasts. I think it will be very hot." Kasuga said.
And what I care more about is another thing.
"By the way, Yuki, you can read without glasses." I noticed this and asked after that.
"Well, those glasses are flat." Youxi replied.
¡Decoration? I didn¡¯t expect Yuxi to dress herself up in this way.
In this way, time passes by unconsciously. In the blink of an eye, more than half of April has passed, and it is almost May.
On this day, I meditated in the club classroom as always. Mikuru, who was sitting across from me, was knitting and looking at me furtively. Yuki continued to study beside him.
"Hi! Everyone, I've been waiting for a long time!" So, Haruhi arrived.
"There's no need to apologize, because no one is waiting for you." I sighed inaudibly, then hugged Yitian and opened my eyes.
After that, I saw a boy with narrowed eyes standing next to Haruhi.
By the way, who is this guy? What for?
"This is the first time we meet. My name is Kazuki Koizumi. I just transferred here a few days ago." The man with narrowed eyes said to me - don't smile at me so ambiguously! It¡¯s disgusting, you know? !
"Very good, now our SOS group has gathered five members! Watch until the clouds open to see the moonlight, and hang sails to sail across the sea!"
The preface does not match the postscript. What on earth are you talking about?
"This is not impossible, but can I ask first, what does this SOS group do?" Kazuki Koizumi asked with narrowed eyes.
¡°What a good question, young man. Speaking of which, even a senior like me doesn¡¯t know the answer. Maybe among the five people here, except for Haruhi, none of them know
"Hmph, of course - find people from the future, aliens, people from other worlds and people with super powers, and then play with them!"
¡°Forget it, I should have known this was the case. I put a hand on my forehead, and then said to the squinting guy: "I'm sorry, this guy is an idiot, so please don't pay attention. You can go now."
"No," the one with narrowed eyes frowned, and then said, "Actually, it's just the opposite. I think it's quite interesting. I mean, I want to join."
"Join the SOS group?! Have you thought about it, brother? This is a major event that affects your life!" I said a little anxiously.
"Thank you for your kindness, but I have already made up my mind."
Good intentions, your sister! This is obviously my secret base with three lovely girls, why do you want to get involved?Come in? ! Are you gay? Is it gay? Gay? ?
Sorry, I'm a little excited.
Just like that, although I really want to punch him now, billions of years of cultivation still support me to show a perfect smile: "Wright Baldwin - I'm sorry for being arrogant and calling me Ash." That¡¯s it.¡±
In this way, the SOS group welcomed its first male member besides me. I just don¡¯t know if it¡¯s a blessing or a curse.
Haruhi looked very excited: "I have decided. I have done so much publicity work, but no one has come to the door now. It seems better to take the initiative." After finishing speaking, Haruhi slapped the table: "So! I have decided Now, our SOS group is about to hold its first city patrol! We will take the initiative to search for those supernatural incidents! Everyone, cheer up! Get together at the restaurant at the foot of Beigao Mountain on the weekend! Anyone who doesn't come will be sentenced to death!!"
"By the way, brother, aren't you afraid at all when you hear her say that?" I poked the guy named Kazuki Koizumi and said.
"How is that possible? Suzumiya-san looks very energetic like this." He replied.
¡Your sister is so energetic.
In this way, the club classroom became very crowded because of the addition of one person. After a while, when Yuxi closed the book with a "snap", we stood up and prepared to leave. In recent days, we have been taking this as a signal to evacuate and obeying it.
"Wait a minute." At this time, Yuxi stopped me. Then he thrust a thick hardcover book into my hand: "I'll lend you this."
"Why?" I was a little confused.
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¡°¡Okay, don¡¯t look at me with such a scary look, I¡¯ll just accept it.¡±