. In this way, I pretended to be extremely reluctant and helpless, but in fact I cheered for a million times mentally and accepted this task.
Finally I can leave. I can finally leave. I can finally leave this hell. Ah ha ha ha ha ha. Your sister should be a dictator from now on. Democracy is your sister.
Of course, being too reluctant also had some side effects. Seeing my outstanding acting skills, the demon clan, whose awareness of democracy and the rule of law is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, suddenly became aware.
A citizen cannot persecute another citizen and force him to do something he does not want to do.
That¡¯s pretty much what it means.
So, I was extremely horrified to find that those demon councilors hesitated at the last moment - they even seemed to have to hold a meeting to continue discussing the matter!
I wiped it! ! ! !
I immediately said that although this mission had a narrow escape, I would have to leave my beloved hell for a long time. But all this is for the sake of democracy and the rule of law in hell. All against the tyranny of heaven. I was really too ignorant before. Now I deeply understand the importance of hell - therefore, I want to fight for it. No need to hesitate, it¡¯s me! Take me to that place quickly and let me go! ! ! ! I will be in a hurry with whoever stops me! ! ! ! !
This is my first speech in Parliament, and it may well be my last - I hope. The speech was not very long, but the effect was surprisingly good. A large number of demon councilors cried bitterly, regretting that they had misjudged me. And promised to carry my bust into the Hall of Valor after my death.
¡ª¡ªDo you really want me to die?
But, at any rate, I finally left here, this damn hell of democracy and the rule of law.
The turbulence of time and space may be extremely fatal to other people, but to me, it is a common occurrence. Counting this time, I have traveled through the planes for the seventh time. There was no other discomfort except a strong feeling of dizziness. And the death of the sage Magellan well, maybe he asked for it? Seeing the turbulence of time and space was very novel, so I wanted to get involved - but ended up dying.
So, there is no need to feel bad for such an idiot.
Just like that, I woke up again - and suddenly found that my arms and legs had become smaller again. I can't speak even if I open my mouth. He can only cry "Ah, ah."
¡°Surprisingly, I traveled through time and became a baby again.
Come on, luckily the soul is still the same soul. Otherwise, I would be killed immediately.
Forget it, after experiencing such a terrible thing, what I want to do most now is to live an ordinary life for a while, to live an ordinary life. Ordinary, as long as it is ordinary, ah, ordinary is the best.
But, things are not as simple as I imagined. Sometimes, being ordinary becomes a luxury.
? Almost, when I was six years old, about to enter elementary school. When a cheap sister of mine was born. The differences between my cheap dad and my cheap mom are getting bigger and bigger.
because I.
To be precise, it¡¯s because I¡¯m so handsome.
To be more precise, I look nothing like my cheap dad, but it¡¯s the result of the body I¡¯m used to. In Wright Baldwin mode, I¡¯m so handsome.
He thinks I am not his biological son.
Of course, in a sense, what he said is indeed correct. I am indeed not his biological child - but the DNA test will never detect the reincarnation of the soul.
Therefore, my cheap mom divorced my cheap dad regardless of his crying. After a court ruling, my cheap sister and I were awarded to my cheap mother.
Just like that, with two oil bottles, the cheap mom¡¯s single aristocratic life began again.
Of course, there is actually nothing wrong with this. Because I lost my father early, I seemed extremely sensible and played the role of a good boy in front of my mother. First in class, first in grade, first in school, first in Japan, and then in the world Ah, by the way, this is not the case in the world.
In addition, it is common to use holidays to work or something. By working as a receptionist in a hotel, I can actually earn as much as I earned in a month as a teacher in my previous life (this word sounds awkward to me). By the way, the proprietress of that store is really a nice person.
It¡¯s the aunt named Yakumo Murasaki.
¡°Ah, I mean eldest sister.
Of course, as usual, the money for working there is left to my mother. Although my mother also complained: "The proprietress of that store doesn't look like a good person. Does she have any bad intentions towards you? You have just entered junior high school. If there is anything wrong, you must report it."Police. "
some type of.
¡°My younger sister, who has not yet entered elementary school, complained that I spend less and less time with her. When I tell stories every night, I always do it perfunctorily and I don¡¯t even take a shower with her. Something like that.
By the way, today¡¯s children are really precocious. Even though she is just a loli, she is already playing tricks on her. I no longer call me brother recently. Instead, my aunt who came over to visit me one day said accidentally: "Xu has grown so big." Then she called me Xu.
By the way, Xu is a weirdo, right? Can it be eaten? In other words, if you don't call me "Onii-chan" from now on, it means you have no blood relationship with me. From now on, can we do such harmonious and loving things as a matter of course?
Isn¡¯t that the case? I don¡¯t know if it¡¯s a psychological effect, but when I look at the way my sister looks at me, it doesn¡¯t look like the way my sister looks at her brother.
¡ª¡ªNo, think about the naughty kid in the last plane who poisoned me to death with a cup of poisonous tea. Looking at my sister again, she is just a well-behaved and ordinary little girl - and then think about the person in the last dimension, who is obviously not related to me by blood, but still calls me "Onii-chan" just to enjoy the random "beep" The perverted Lily of pleasure¡ª¡ªAh, my sister is really well-behaved to a certain extent.
While I was thinking this, the corners of my mouth turned up and I smiled. By the way, the smile displayed by the lovely thirteen-year-old shota should be extremely dazzling and adorable no matter from any angle.
But there is a fool beside me who doesn¡¯t know how to appreciate.
"Hey! Idiot Ah Xu, what are you giggling about again?" The girl on my left said this while swinging her schoolbag and hitting my head - of course, with her ordinary skills, it was impossible A hit. It was easily avoided by me.
"Won't you just stand still and let me hit you?"
The girl shouted arrogantly. As if this was all my fault.
"Okay Haruhi, don't always embarrass Kyon." On the other side of me, a girl who looked quieter helped me out - of course, if you could call me by my real name instead of Kyon, I would be more Thank u.
"What are you talking about, Sasaki, a fool like this should be hit hard on the head so that he can learn a lesson." The girl called Haruhi replied - her full name is Haruhi Suzumiya. She is the girl from the neighbor's house that my mother recently moved to after her divorce. My childhood sweetheart who spent five years of elementary school with me.
"Yes, yes" the girl named Sasaki on the other side replied with a smile. She is the girl from the neighbor's house on the other side of the house my mother moved to after her divorce. She is also my childhood sweetheart who spent five years of elementary school life with me.
Today is a very ordinary spring day, with cherry blossoms floating in the sky. As usual, my sister received the order from her mother, then ran to my room and disliked my quilt - not caring that I had been sleeping naked. habit. Then wake me up.
Then, after eating a simple breakfast prepared by my mother, I went to school side by side with Haruhi and Sasaki who were already waiting at the door. Except that we all went to high school and became junior high school students, everything was the same as usual.
On the way to report to school, Haruhi peeked at me duplicitously. And Sasaki peeked at me with a smile on his face. Two people, one on the left and one on the right, sandwiched me in the middle, just like the layout of the houses of our three families.
I have been living like this for five years. Maybe it will continue. Four years of junior high school, three years of high school, and four years of college. Maybe during this period, I will choose one of them and have a little love affair. Maybe the other one of them will be jealous because of this. Maybe a wonderful triangle relationship will form.
¡°After some time, maybe I will choose one of them to get married and have children, maybe the other one will be heartbroken, maybe I will break out and marry someone I don¡¯t like. Later, maybe Hongxing will cheat on me and start an affair with me (Hey!)
But, this is all for the future. There may be more than n among them. It's even possible that our relationship will gradually fade away after this. We may even look like passers-by, but at this moment, we are the best friends, neighbors, and childhood sweethearts.
Speaking of which, when we were younger, Kasuga and Sasaki also followed the nature of children and once said that they wanted to marry me. Of course, they all cried after learning that Japan¡¯s marriage law is a monogamous system. At that time, I also said half-jokingly: When I grow up, I will run for the Prime Minister of Japan, then amend the marriage law, and then marry you two at the same time.
The joke I made was made for a long time.Inside, it became the spiritual support of two simple girls. Many times, when their parents are teasing them about me, they will tell them about my promise.
The consequence was that when I was only nine years old, I was almost beaten up by my two future father-in-laws after they got drunk. Of course, the final result was that the two of them turned against each other after being provoked by my few words. . Then we got into a fight under the influence of alcohol - and ended up being dragged home by the ears by my two future mothers-in-law to kneel on the washboard.
However, they are already junior high school students after all. A joke from back then must have been forgotten
Thinking of this, I felt a little irritable in my heart. The smile at the corner of his mouth also disappeared. And this scene was naturally seen by the two girls.
"Kon, you still look pretty when you smile." Sasaki said.
"Yes, compared to this sad face, that silly smile suits you better." Haruhi also said the same.
"Is that so?" A smile appeared on my lips again.
Forget it, let¡¯s discuss the future matters in the future. The most important thing is now, the people who are by my side now.