. When Minano came back with that dead kid, I found that in addition to the vegetables that I should buy, Minano was also carrying a big bag of various snacks.
"Um, didn't you say you won't buy it for her?" I asked Nano.
"I lost to her" Nano also looked helpless. It seems that he was annoyed by the doctor along the way.
"I say, you little brat, it's time you learned to tolerate your desires, right?"
"Okay, I'll learn."
"¡ª¡ªWho believes it?! You don't have any manners or education at all. You play pranks all day long. A naughty kid like you just needs a tutor!" I said this while walking up and down the coffee table.
"So, I have decided to become your guardian. After all, I am the eldest person in this family." I said self-satisfiedly.
"Mingno, what are you having for dinner today?"
"It's omurice, doctor."
"Ah, I like omelette rice the most, hehehehe"
"¡ª¡ªListen to what others are saying, you bastard!"
That¡¯s pretty much it. It seems that this cat's body does lack a bit of majesty. I have to think of a way
Um¡¡
Have no idea.
Forget it, go to bed after dinner. If you have anything else to do, wait until you fall asleep.
"Huh"
After I fell asleep, Nano also went to the kitchen to cook. The kid chuckled and took advantage of this moment to eat snacks.
Half an hour later. Minano prepared the meal. I took another can of strawberry milk and put it in my cat's bowl.
"Well, Mr. Sakamoto. Today's special tomatoes have been sold out. Just be patient and try this." Nano seemed to be embarrassed.
"There's really nothing we can do." I stuck out my tongue and licked the strawberry milk in the bowl.
"This, this tastes?! It tastes good!" I suddenly discovered that this strawberry milk tastes really good. The strawberries needed by vampire cats and the milk needed by ordinary cats taste so good when combined.
"Do you like it, Mr. Sakamoto? That's great. Today's supermarket milk special price, I bought a lot." Nano looked relieved.
"Yeah, yeah, you will definitely become a good wife." I casually said the words I used to lie to girls while licking the milk.
"Huh?! Thatisn't that goodhehehehehe" Nano seemed to be very shy. This was probably the first time she heard someone praise her with such words.
"Huh!" You kid over there, why are you so jealous? Moreover, are you jealous of Nano or my cat? This no matter which one it is, it seems to be pretty bad.
"Okay, doctor, let's eat." Mingano smoothed things over like this.
"Woo." The kid seemed to be unable to eat because he had eaten too many snacks just now.
"Eh? Doctor, isn't this your favorite omelette rice? Why don't you eat it?"
¡°¡That¡¡± The doctor giggled.
"Huh? The doctor must have stolen some snacks again, right?" Nano said angrily. Then he opened the cabinet where snacks are usually stored. Found it empty.
"Doctor! Those are snacks for a month! How can you eat them all in one go?!" Nano was really angry at this moment. His speaking voice was also much louder.
"That was not eaten by the doctor!" The kid said harshly, and then pointed at me who was still drinking strawberry milk: "It was eaten by Sakamoto."
¡°¡Why is Mao¡¯s labor and management getting shot again?!¡±
"ReallyDoctor, you should be considerate of me occasionally. Originally, the monthly living expenses are not much, and with Mr. Sakamoto's food expenses, we are almost in the red."
¡°Then just throw Sakamoto out.¡±
¡°¡ª¡ªDon¡¯t be so cold-blooded, kid!¡±
¡°Well¡if this can solve the deficit problem¡¡±
¡°¡ª¡ªDon¡¯t take it seriously, Nano!¡±
??Finally escaped the fate of being on the street again. At this time, I don¡¯t know when it started raining outside. And the lower it gets, the bigger it gets, the lower it gets, the bigger it gets
Ming Nai went to wash the dishes. I felt sleepy again - I mean taking time out to mend my soul - so I fell asleep.
The doctor found an opportunity and once again took out a pack of snacks from nowhere and started eating them.
&nbAfter a while, the kid was still eating, but Nano had already washed the dishes and came over: "Doctor, it's almost time to go to bed."
"Okay." The kid raised his head, his face full of scum.
"Doctor, you stole snacks again!" Nano said distressedly.
"No." The kid said, turning his face to the other side.
¡°¡Forget it, I have to brush my teeth properly after a while.¡±
"But haven't you brushed your teeth before?" asked the kid.
"But then the doctor secretly ate snacks again!"
"That's because Sakamoto said, he said that if you want to eat, you can eat it¡ª¡ª"
The two girls looked over at the same time and saw me sleeping with snot bubbles coming out of my nose.
"Hehehehe, it's so funny, I'm so sleepy." The kid quickly changed the subject.
"Doctor! How many times have I told you! Go brush your teeth quickly! Otherwise, you will get cavities!"
"Wellthe name is you¡ª¡ª"
"¡ª¡ªI brush my teeth well! I do it twice every morning and evening!"
"Nano, you are a robot, so you don't have to worry about this kind of problem at all!"
The kid got anxious and shouted like this.
At that time, there was a thunderbolt outside, and then Nano burst into tears.
Speaking of which, this child¡¯s wish is to become an ordinary person. The more ordinary the better, and it would be even better if she could become a human being - unfortunately, this wish was destined to never come true from the moment she was born.
"Hey I don't want to cry. In fact, you might get cavities."
"Really?" Mingano looked at the kid with tearful eyes.
"It's true." The kid turned his face to the side.
¡°Ah¡wow wow wow wow¡¡±
"What are you doing? It's so noisy!" At this time, I was woken up by Minano's cry. I happened to hear the kid promise Ming Nai: "I will help you install the function of growing cavities, don't worry."
Nano then stopped crying and said to the kid: "Then it's agreed, don't lie to me."
"Well, I won't lie to you." The kid promised again.
¡°Eh?!¡± I suddenly thought of a brilliant idea.
"That littleahem, I mean, doctor."
"What's the matter, Sakamoto?"
"If you don't mind, can you transform me into a human being?" I asked.
"Eh? Sakamoto, do you want to become a human?" the doctor asked.
"What's wrong? Doctor, is it possible that you don't have this ability?!" I pretended to be surprised: "What? I thought you were omnipotent, Doctor."
"How is it possible? A trivial matter like turning a cat into a human is not a problem for me at all!" the dead kid said, puffing up his chest.
"But in this case, there will be one more person's meal expenseswhich will increase the burden." Minano said.
"There is no need to worry at all." I said: "On the contrary, when I become a human, I can go out to work to earn money to supplement the family income."
"Is that so?" Nano looked a little confused: "But is Mr. Sakamoto really capable of making money? He only eats and sleeps every day, or he just acts cute This look makes people feel very unreliable."
"Are you looking down on me?"
"It's just stating the facts."
"This is just the nature of a cat! As long as I turn into a human form, I guarantee that I will make money! If that doesn't work, just change me back."
"Well, it seems to make sense." Nano nodded: "It's just that it's already very late today, so I'll wash up and go to bed first, and wait until tomorrow to talk about it."
"Well, there's no rush at this moment." I nodded and agreed with Minano's statement.
After that, the lights were turned off, the rain became heavier and heavier, and the chimney on the roof made a clanging sound due to the wind.
As a robot, Mingano slept soundly. And as a cat, I slept more soundly - I mean I slept peacefully because I got some pretty good news.
But as a child. The doctor was so frightened that he couldn't sleep.
So, the doctor hugged the pillow as usual and wanted to run to Minano's bed.
The doctor first opened the quilt behind Nano, only to find that she had installed it rudely and had no meaning - it was just cute (she thought so).The law took over.
The doctor is helpless, although the law can be removed. But that's not cute at all.
So the doctor turned around again, and then lifted the quilt in front of Nano.
After that, I was revealed, lying in Nano¡¯s arms, seemingly very happy.
"Sakamoto, you idiot!" The doctor grabbed my tail roughly, threw me aside, and then got into Nano's arms.
"What are you doing? What time do you think it is now?" I muttered with some dissatisfaction. Then go back to sleep.
Outside the window, the rain is getting heavier and heavier.
The doctor was awakened by a thunder again. Then he hesitated and pushed Nano: "Nano, I need to go to the toilet. Let's go, Nano, Nano, wake up, let's go to the toilet together."
But Nano couldn¡¯t get up and looked like he was sleeping deeply, and occasionally talked in his sleep.
The damn kid lay back down again.
"Asshole! Get up and go to the bathroom! Do you want to wet the bed?!" I couldn't bear it anymore and said these words.
"Huh?!" The damn kid was so frightened by me that he jumped up.
¡°Tsk, speaking of it, this is a good opportunity.
"So I can't stand a brat like you." I was woken up again and showed an evil smile. Then I leaned over and made an evil proposal: "Do you want me to accompany you to the bathroom?"
The doctor shook his head and looked disapproving: "Because you are so young and look so weak, Sakamoto, so there is no need"
"Nani?!" I, I, the King of Angels, the Prince of Demons, the most powerful demon king in hell, am I weak? ! This, this, this, how can this be so embarrassing? ! After hearing this dead kid's answer, I instantly entered a petrified state.