. In the early morning, what woke me up was not the so-called crisp birdsong. But a soft and cute voice. When I opened my eyes, I saw a very cute pink-haired loli in a dress looking at me with a bullied look.
Thisit seems like I didn't do anythingor maybe I forgot?
I was just about to get up and comfort this loli, when I realized that my right hand, which was near the car door on the other side, was being held tightly.
When I looked at it again, I couldn¡¯t help but exclaimed ¡°Hey!¡± Isn't this the crazy woman yesterday? Why are you running next to me? !
At this time, the girl who I called the crazy woman woke up in a daze, and while rubbing her eyes, she said, "Good morning, Heizi why did you come to my bed again?"
Immediately afterwards, the girl who also realized that something was wrong also cried out "Ah!" Then he immediately threw away my hand, not knowing what he was thinking, he turned around with a red face and lowered his head.
I yawned, my mind switching between a lolita and a madman. Then I thought about itwell, what was my original purposeto stew a pot of braised pork and then eat it myself?
I had just woken up and my brain was still in chaos. I almost forgot my original intention of coming here, oh, to look for Index before she starved to death. Then he took her back to Jerusalem.
¡°Forget it, I still have important things to attend to. As for Loli, I¡¯ll wait until I get the chance next time.
I thought this and then got out of the car with a yawn. Get ready to leave.
At this time, the pink-haired little loli mustered up the courage to grab the corner of my clothes and whispered: "Can you not leave?"
Al? Things have turned around? Will you be lucky as soon as you wake up early in the morning?
¡°While I was thinking this, I turned around and patted Loli on the head. Asked: "My little friend, what do you want?"
Loli seemed very angry when she heard me call her kid, but she also looked so cute: "She's not that little anymore." But she looked really small, in every sense of the word.
"She is already, already twenty-eight years old." Loli's words immediately amused me. Hahahaha laughed. While laughing, she patted Loli on the head.
"You said you were twenty-eight years old. Hahahahaha How cute. Although most innocent lolita lie about their age, this is the first time I have seen someone report such an absurd number. Hahahahaha " I smiled like this. Then tears flashed from the corners of Loli's eyes.
"This is my employee ID card, and also my driver's license." As a result, Loli took out two exquisitely crafted documents from her pocket.
I took it and took a look at it, and the workmanship was indeed very exquisite. But I'm not a student in Academy City. This can't be distinguished. But it's not without gain, at least I know Loli's name is Yueyong Xiaomeng.
There was a real student from Academy City next to me, but I couldn¡¯t even hide from her. How could he take the initiative to talk to her?
Just like that, I returned the two certificates intact to Loli, saying at the end: "I didn't expect Academy City's technology in issuing fake certificates to be so good. It's almost like the real thing."
The little cute loli was really about to cry this time: "I'm really twenty-eight years old."
It feels really good to bully a loli. I laughed and stretched out my hand to make Loli's hair look like a chicken coop. Not in a hurry to leave. I want to see what else Loli can do.
"People, people" Teacher Xiaomeng was worried. I woke up early in the morning and was about to drive to class. As a result, he saw two students, a boy and a girl, lying in his car. The teacher was shocked at that time.
Although I heard that children these days are very precocious. There are also rumors that this river beach is Yehe Paradise. But Teacher Xiaomeng goes to bed early and gets up early, but she has never seen it with her own eyes. I don¡¯t really believe it either.
¡°As a result, I saw it today. A young man and woman cuddled together and lay in her car. Taking advantage of the Japanese's practical psychology, Teacher Xiaomeng immediately thought of indecent words such as dating, wild cooperation, car shaking, etc.
While her face turned red, she also decided to fulfill her responsibilities as a teacher after the couple woke up. Giving them love and correct guidance - only to find out that they didn't care about her at all. As usual, he treated her as a twelve-year-old primary school student.
As a result, Teacher Xiaomeng refused. If you want to educate others, you must at least make them believe it first. Otherwise, as a twelve-year-old primary school student, you would go over and teach two and a half-year-old children about pre-marital sex education. Wouldn't that be a provocation?
As a result, at this time, Teacher Xiaomeng came up with an idea.??, there seemed to be a light bulb "Peng" on the top of my head. Then he pointed at the car behind me and said, "This car is mine."
Al?
¡°Immediately afterwards, the little loli walked around me again, took out a bunch of keys, and not to mention, actually started the car. I heard Loli start the car and whisper: "What's going on? I remember it was locked yesterday"
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I also remember that I locked it. Why can that girl still crawl in?
Hearing what Loli said, I also had some doubts. I felt a little curious.
Seeing that I stopped talking, Loli showed a proud expression and hummed with a smile. As if thinking I finally acknowledged her identity.
¡°Whatever,¡± I shrugged.
Immediately afterwards, Loli called the brown-haired girl who was still in a state of "fague and wandering" back to her senses.
The girl doesn¡¯t seem to understand the situation. After hearing Loli say that she was a teacher, she also showed a puzzled expression. Loli followed suit and explained that she was the car owner.
Although the girl still doesn¡¯t quite believe that she is the teacher. But there should be no problem if Loli is the car owner. The girl was about to sue me. So I got out of the car. Stand side by side with me and listen to Loli's lecture.
As a result, what Loli said shocked both of us: "You two are so bold! At such a young age, it's okay to fall in love. Teacher, I won't pay too much attention. I didn't expect you. It¡¯s so excessive! He tasted the forbidden fruit secretly! He also did it in other people¡¯s cars, did it, did it"
Loli's face turned red, and then she shouted loudly: "Anyway, that male classmate! Take responsibility for me! Go to the hospital for a good check-up first! Go now!"
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There was an unbearable silence.
What on earth is this loli talking about? I scratched my head, looked at the girl next to me who almost fainted, and scratched her hair. What a headache. Are all such weirdos in Academy City?
¡°Forget it, let¡¯s deal with this loli first. I made up my mind, and then I hugged the girl next to me, and then said: "Ah hahahaha, I didn't expect you, teacher, to see through it. But this is youth, infinitely beautiful youth. Teacher, you Don't worry. I will take responsibility and go to the hospital right now. Register when you are old enough. I will definitely invite you to the wedding banquet when we hold the wedding."
Teacher Xiaomeng nodded with satisfaction and was about to say something more. But I saw the short-haired woman pushing me away and yelling: "Who is a couple with you! You bastard!"
Seeing Loli looking at me in confusion, I immediately explained: "She is a girl with a very tender face. It's understandable. I'm just too nice to her. That's why she's so presumptuous."
Teacher Xiaomeng nodded, as if he recognized my statement. Then I remembered that I had to go to school to teach today, and it was already getting late. If it were a little later, maybe those naughty guys would cause trouble.
Thinking of this, Teacher Xiaomeng couldn't sit still, so she hurriedly told: "You must take responsibility." Then he got into the car, closed the door and drove away.
Just when I was regretting not asking Loli for her phone number, I discovered that the electromagnetic field around me was extremely distorted. I have already had experience, and turning around is still a move to heaven and shelter. He was able to block the angry railgun.
"What the hell were you talking about just now, you bastard! Who asked you to take responsibility? Can you afford it?" The girl, who was filled with shame and anger, shouted at me.
It¡¯s really not cute.
I rolled my eyes, then spread my hands: "It's just a temporary expedient. Is it possible to say that the two of us are car thieves?"
"You are! I'm not!" the girl replied angrily.
"Then why did you get into the car?" I asked.
The girl hesitated and couldn't speak. Can I still answer that I can't go back to the dormitory at this time? It's very cold outside. Watch me sleeping warmly in the car. I was envious in my heart, so I used electromagnetic force to open the electronic lock. Did you get in there and sleep too?
It¡¯s so embarrassing.
The girl thought so.
"I I came here to monitor you, because I was afraid that you would drive away the car. That's why I came in!" The girl said harshly.
But at this moment, I just finished teasing Loli, and I was in a very good mood. I don't have time to argue with her about this. After thinking about this matter, I did do something slightly wrong. And finding Index does require the help of Academy City itself
¡°Well, I don¡¯t want to go to that bastard Astray again.¡±?Lest you get hit by him again.
So, can we take advantage of this seemingly innocent girl in front of us?
With this thought in my mind, I smiled and said, "Let's forget about this, okay? If a girl is more open-minded, her breasts will also open up."
I didn¡¯t wait for the girl to get angry. I continued: "Why don't we find a place to sit down and chat? It's getting late. How about I treat you? There happens to be a very good crepe shop nearby."
The girl hesitated. She was also very curious about me as a person who could easily defeat her, but she still said adamantly: "I don't want to eat with a little thief whose name I don't know."
I chuckled lightly and stretched out my hand: "Wright Stuart. That's my name."
The girl seemed very unaccustomed to this kind of formal etiquette. She hesitated and shook my hand: "Misaka Mikoto."