. In this way, with a bad mentality, I waited for him to finish crying, and then asked to exchange phone numbers with him. The reason was that if we continue to contact him in the future, I can listen to his unhappiness (so that I can feel happy). As a result, a high school student named Kamijou Touma was really happy to exchange phone numbers with me.
"I'm lonely. I don't have many friends in Academy City (to be honest, it's my first day here). So sometimes I feel quite bored." I smiled and wrote it down on Kamijou Touma's phone. The phone number was put back into his pocket.
¡°I just witnessed the misfortune of the Kamijou boy with my own eyes - it was just a few phone calls away. As a result, a gust of evil wind blew by, and the phone fell to the ground, shattering it firmly. If I hadn't picked up the SIM card quickly with my quick eyes and hands, this poor little card would have been trampled to pieces in the next second.
So I was convinced. This boy, who looks a few years older than me, is absolutely, absolutely, absolutely the unluckiest person in the world.
"Thank you so much for your help, Mr. Wright. Otherwise, I would have to spend an extra penny to buy a mobile phone card." Kamijou boy bowed ninety degrees. Thank me wordlessly.
Immediately afterwards, another gust of evil wind blew by, and the plastic bag in the boy's hand hit the mailbox next to him. As a result, more than half of the bag of eggs was broken. The boy screamed "Ah", fearing that the egg yolk would be splashed all over him. The bag fell to the ground as soon as his hand loosened. So the other half of the surviving eggs were killed again.
Watching my dinner become a tragedy for the nth time. Kamijou boy shouted: "Unfortunately." He knelt down and rubbed the egg yolk all over his pants.
I, who had been hiding far away just now, walked over again, sighed silently, suppressed a smile and patted his shoulder, and gradually walked away. After walking a certain distance, he couldn't help but burst out laughing, "Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha." As a result, he was stared at by passers-by and called crazy.
Al? I stopped him at first, seemingly to ask about the supermarket.
¡Forget it, I watched a good show for free. It's worth it. I thought this while continuing to move forward. I saw passersby thinking I was crazy. It seemed impossible to ask for directions.
Just like that, I walked to an unknown alley again, and suddenly realized that I seemed to be lost. The front seems to be a dead end.
Um¡¡
"Turn around." I shrugged, not taking it seriously. Then we returned to the intersection we just passed. Changed direction - and then saw the dark side of society.
Several young prostitutes who looked like the British priest Steele were surrounding a young girl in the middle. The girl looked disdainful, obviously looking down on these prostitutes. The girls were also stung by the girl's eyes. Seeing a human tragedy about to take place¡ª¡ª
Forget it, just do one good deed that day. I rolled my eyes. Then he walked over happily, took out Yitian - and then took it back. It's better to use the scabbard.
"Hey, you brat, do you want to cause trouble?" A scumbag who was closer noticed me. He turned around and realized that Gu was just a boy with a height of only 1.7 meters and looked frail. Here comes the spirit.
"If you want a hero to save a beauty, you have to at least wait until the hair has grown, right?" Another villain also turned around and said maliciously.
¡I changed my mind, I should still use the blade.
Immediately afterwards, the person closest to me who spoke first seemed to have his throat grabbed, and his feet lifted off the ground into the air.
"I'm not interested in that woman who has passed the shelf life of a lolita and has no breasts and no butt." I snorted softly, then snapped my fingers, and the woman flew far away and hit her directly. I got into the trash can next to the wall and never climbed out.
"Damn ability users! Everyone come together!" A woman cursed, then took out the steel pipe from her waist and hit me.
This guyhas neither magical power nor so-called superpowers, and has not even undergone general training. Does he really want to die?
Thinking of this, I lost interest in drawing the sword again. After rolling his eyes, he scabbarded each sword. They were defeated in the blink of an eye.
"Okay, this female um, female classmate?" I finally came up with a term. Then he asked: "Actually, I'm a little lost. Could you please take me away from this place and find a supermarket - I mean the kind where I can buy iron pots, stoves, seasonings and meat -"
My words were interrupted by extremely strong thunder and lightning. Fortunately, at the last moment, I blessed myself with a barrier. That's why I wasn't hurt.
"Who are you talking about who still has breasts but no breasts and butt butt after the expiration date?"Ahhhh! ! ! ! "The female classmate went crazy, yelling with electric currents running around her body.
Al? Is this kind of thing what you really care about? I couldn't help but roll my eyes again. Women are troublesome. They say they don't care, but in fact they care a lot about their bodies. A duplicitous creature.
I cursed as I easily dodged the lightning strikes one after another. Seeing that this female classmate still had no intention of stopping, I was a little tired of it.
Speaking of which, my original intention was to make a pot of braised pork and then lure Index to capture it. Why did such a simple task cause so much trouble? ! Could it be that the misfortune of Kamijou boy was passed on to me?
No, no, Gu is the glorious angel under the throne of God, the prince of heaven on earth, the great and arrogant His Majesty Baldwin XIII. Lord Jehovah will protect me no matter what.
¡°Hmm¡so good luck? I looked at the girl opposite again. She seemed a little dissatisfied with how easily I had escaped her attack in such a narrow environment as the alley. He was looking at me with his mouth wide open and his eyes wide open.
It doesn¡¯t sound like it¡¯s luck. Is there any heroine who looks so frustrated?
Speaking of which, this seems to be the first time I have seen such a thing as superpowers. It's really nothing. Those scientists are so good at boasting, why would they listen to God's will with non-gods? The cowhide made a loud noise, but when I saw it, I realized that it was such garbage.
The female classmate opposite seemed to hear my inner monologue. As soon as his eyes widened, he stopped thundering.
What, don¡¯t you want to fight? It doesn't matter if we don't fight anymore, there's no point in fighting anymore anyway.
I just wanted to speak, but I found that the female classmate touched her breast pocket and took out a coin.
What is this for?
I looked at her quite puzzled.
Immediately afterwards, a "railgun" shot at me.
"You're in trouble, it seems you really can't talk nonsense." I cursed in my heart. That coin carrying a strong electric current didn't make me think too much. As soon as I gritted my teeth, I used the strongest defensive technique I have mastered so far, "Heavenly Shelter".
The divine light envelopes the whole body. Powerful light magic isolates me from the enemy's attacks. It even formed pure white wings composed of magic, covering my front.
The electromagnetic gun was declared a failure.
"Nani?" The girl seemed surprised to see that her trick failed. Immediately afterwards, I seized the opportunity, and also used the magic technique of shrinking to an inch, and came to her side in an instant. The scabbard was raised high.
The girl has just seen the power of my scabbard. The pile of half-dead bodies lying on the ground is proof of this. Seeing me raising the scabbard, I was about to hit her. The girl actually made a cute "woohoo" sound, and then squatted down holding her head. If you look closely, you can see tears in the corners of your eyes.
¡°This¡why does it look like I¡¯m bullying someone? I rolled my eyes. The scabbard was raised high and dropped gently. He patted the girl's head gently. Then I found it quite boring. Then he took back his sword and hung it on his waist. Turn around and leave.
"Wait!" the girl shouted behind me. Her crying tone made people feel like she was an abandoned and resentful woman.
"This classmate." I turned around and scratched my head in confusion: "I just said it casually, can you just listen to it? Besides, I have solved a problem for you - - Even if you are good enough and don't care about me, you have been beating me for nearly half an hour just now as I stood there. It's time for you to calm down."
The girl heard what I said was quite reasonable, and her expression softened a lot. But then he said: "That's not what I care about now."
"Don't you care? That's fine. It's better to let go of enemies than to end them. I still have something to do. I'll see you -" After I finished speaking, I turned to leave.
¡°Wait!¡± The girl stopped me for the second time.
"What's going on?" I was already a little impatient, and my tone became a little unfriendly.
"I just that I didn't use all my strength because I was afraid you would get hurt - yes, it was just because I was afraid you would get hurt." The girl raised her small breasts and said to me.
¡¡Really? I looked at her with an unbelievable expression on my face, and then said: "The last coin-throwing trick, although I don't know what it is called should be able to penetrate the frontal armor of the latest tanks, right? Are you sure? Are you showing mercy?"
When I said that, the girl¡¯s face turned red, and she shouted out: ¡°Who told you to hide and hide all the time? If you don¡¯t feel at ease, let me chop you?!¡±
Listen to herSo, I was a little angry, and shouted back at a volume not inferior to that of the girl: "I'm not a fool if I don't hide when I see a lightning strike! It's already good that I don't fight back, okay?!"
Immediately afterwards, the girl made a "wuwu" sound like a bullied little animal, and then said: "Never mind! In short, you won this game by cheating! I did not lose to you!"
??????????????????? I rolled my eyes, and then I started to leave again. As I walked, I thought about how many weirdos there are in Academy City.
"Hey! Wait!" the girl continued to shout from behind.
Come on, I ignored you the first time and the second time because I didn¡¯t know the situation. If I ignore you this time, I¡¯m stupid.
I thought so and continued to move forward without hesitation.
After the girl saw that I had no intention of stopping, she stood up and ran behind me.
The girl followed me step by step and said as she walked: "Of course, I am a generous person. As long as you beg me, I can give you a chance to challenge me again."
"Sorry, not interested." I replied coldly.
As a result, the girl became anxious and told the truth: "How can that be done! After you defeated me once, you even wanted to run away without giving me a chance to take revenge?! Is there anything so cheap in the world?!"
I stopped immediately and looked at her with a smile in my eyes.
The girl was very embarrassed by me and her face turned red: "Anyway, this time doesn't count! Let's fight again! It's tonight! You must come!" After the girl finished speaking, she walked quickly as if she was afraid of my rejection. He ran away, stopped halfway, turned around and shouted: "You must come!!!"
After the girl's figure gradually faded away and completely disappeared, I pointed my middle finger in the direction where she disappeared: "I didn't even tell you the location, who's going back? You're crazy." Then I walked in the opposite direction. Lost.