Clockwork was very sad and angry, not ordinary sad and angry. Although the blood-red thong that hadn't been washed for half a year was powerful, it was a symbol of ugly ghosts. The dragon knight boss gave it to him, didn't he mean that he didn't look good to the audience?
Clockwork killed a little wild monster with a dog head and stared at his face reflected in the blood of the dog head. The sexy long nose with a void style, the bulging toad glasses, and the quintessential round hat. How could he be a handsome guy from the goblin clan? How could I be an ugly ghost?
Clockwork looked at the appearance of his teammates and was disappointed.
The man in the skirt and ribs of the Lich must be the ugliest guy. Although the little poisonous dog went to South Korea to undergo a comprehensive plastic surgery and transformed from a wretched dog to Archimonde, his temperament is still that of a dog, a standard ugly ghost, and beside him is the handsome and handsome Windrunner
Clockwork's heart skipped a beat, and he finally understood why the dragonrider boss gave him the red pants. It wasn't because he was the ugliest guy, but because he was too handsome. It doesn't matter if he's handsome, but if he's still squatting next to Windrunner for so long, how can he not make Dragon Rider jealous. You must know that the Dragon Riders have been coveting the two sisters Alleria and Sylvanas for quite some time
Clockwork quickly covered his mouth and kept reminding himself, be aware that trouble comes from the mouth. Those who explore the boss's secrets will not end well, and those who gossip about the boss's secrets will be cut into pieces.
?? Two sister flowers, one black and one white
Clockwork wiped his saliva, shook his head, shook the tempting scene out of his mind, and put on the red pants that symbolized strength. The goblin clan is inherently smart, and Clockwork is the wise man of the goblin clan. Naturally, he understands that the fate of those who think about their boss's longing for women is not just as simple as cutting them into pieces. When you are a soldier, you have to have the consciousness of being a soldier. There is nothing wrong with being ugly, the only way to survive is to survive.
Longqi saw that the handsome guy Chongzhang was so knowledgeable, he gave Clockwork a smile of appreciation and nodded with satisfaction. Looking at the enemy in the distance, Longqi's face turned cold, and then he drew his long sword expressionlessly, pointed at the Guards' Tree of Life, and said in a rough and authentic Shandong accent: "Fuck his grandma, you're a bear!"
Just do it! There are still three strange mist of tricks, how many big ones can be fucked, Longqi doesn't know. When he said that he was going to fuck his grandma, Konoe's Void was also blowing the totem on his face, and he was making bold words: "Fuck his grandma's claws!"
??Dragon Rider: "Standing, pay attention to your positioning. If anyone gets pulled by that dead rabbit on the opposite side again, gets hit by the void, and gets shot in the face, I will have to deduct half a year's salary from his grandma."
Vukong: "Standing, pay attention to your position. Rabbit grabbed those ugly ghosts. After I opened the hood, they all came out for me within three seconds!" Vukong proudly blew the things on his face: "Man, You have to be like me, you can shoot when you need to, and you can shoot when you want. If anyone wants his grandma to shoot late or slow, I will have to deduct a year's salary from him."
The large screen of the live broadcast station is divided into two parts, the left and right parts, respectively showing the march of the two teams. BC explained the advantages and disadvantages of the positioning of the two teams: "The Xiaoxiang team maintained their positions in the previous team battles, with Rabbit and Void standing at the front, so that Rabbit and Void could take the lead and Void could immediately take over. With the ultimate move, as long as these two skills are perfectly coordinated, the mage behind him can easily win a team battle as long as he doesn't make big mistakes."
"The Strange Team finally remembered their lesson. Their positions were very spread out. Facing a lineup like Xiaoxiang, they had to spread out their positions. As the first mover, Clockwork fought at the front. I won't say anything about Strange 02's skill with Clockwork. I also know that as long as"
bc hit the space bar with a bang, and the two shots on the big screen merged into one. It wasn't that he didn't want to finish the pre-war analysis, but the two teams didn't give him a chance to finish the pre-war analysis. Already met in the natural disaster wilderness area.
"Clockwork made the first move and actually hooked three people in the back row of the Xiaoxiang team. How did he hook it? This hook can help Qi Qi win a team battle!"
The dragon knight transformed into a dragon, and the huge dragon head moved its jaws up and down: "You have lived up to the red underwear that I rewarded you with, so bear with his grandma!"
Compared with the high morale of Qi Qi, the morale of the Xiaoxiang team has dropped by an unknown amount. The air makes their noses hard: "Grandma, how do you position yourself"
Void did not continue to blame his teammates, but shouted in a thick nasal voice: "Rabbit!"
The fighter opportunity was fleeting. Before the void was drunk, Rabbit grasped the best opportunity. Qi Qi and the other four people wanted to rush into the battlefield quickly, and there was a slight flaw in their position. Rabbit grasped this flaw and pulled all four people on the opposite side together with a vacuum. His eldest brother, JB Lian, did not live up to his expectations. While the four strange people were pulled to a point by the vacuum, he threw his ultimate move on their heads.
The situation changed instantly, and the audience stared at the big screen with wide eyes.
The ice soul in the clockwork frame can also throw out a big move, and the fairy dragon can also be thrown out. If the clockwork frame is only Shenniu, Shenniu can't use anything except the ultimate move, but there are two teammates beside Shenniu, so Shenniu is fully capable of releasing three consecutive moves. Shenniu does not have a big move, and e smashes When the clockwork came on, f directly hit the five strange people.
With the sleeve on, Void goes in to chop and burn, Ice Soul pushes itself out and puts down the magic resistance-reducing E, and Fairy Dragon plays a set of three combos on the edge of Void's ultimate move. The void ultimate move ended, and only one dragon knight survived in the cover. It was the dragon knight who was slowed down by Ice Soul E and hit by the fairy dragon ultimate move.
The dragon knight was taken away, and the spring that hooked the magic hook was also taken away!
Even though bc is not a passionate commentator, when he saw Xiaoxiang playing zero for five again, he couldn't help but yell: "We're back. Xiaoxiang, who was beaten 0-14 in the early stage, really came back. Now the head count is 21-20, and Xiaoxiang is ahead. . Did you all see that Xiaoxiang is in the lead? It¡¯s the semi-finals of the D Association Cup. They played wonderfully and beautifully! Xiaoxiang is not behind in terms of numbers, equipment, and momentum!"
"The second tower on Natural Disaster Middle Road was destroyed. Xiaoxiang wants to go directly to the high ground?"
The female commentator next to bc, who is quite young and pretty, but has never had a role in the scene, added: "Xiaoxiang must have been dizzy from the joy of this series of wonderful team battles!"
"They did make a mistake in their choice. The void is not big at this time, so it is difficult to get to this high ground." BC pulled out the status bar and shook his head: "The five strange people are about to be resurrected. If Commander Xiaoxiang is still awake, Mo Mo Forget about the tower, leave as soon as the five Qi Qi people are alive."
"They didn't leave. They really wanted to break through this high ground." The female commentator also shook her head.
The five strange people were resurrected and immediately guarded the high ground. They knew that Xiaoxiang's ultimate moves were all on CD at this time, and they were afraid that Xiaoxiang would get away, so they were not so cautious in their positions and rushed over in a hurry.
A wave of small natural disaster soldiers spawned out, but the five members of the Xiaoxiang team still did not retreat.
BC was heart-wrenching, and all the viewers were heart-wrenched.
"Feng Xing froze the void with an arrow, and inserted the small Y into the air. It's going to be seconds, it's going to be seconds jump big!"
bc's eyes widened, and the previous elegance was not visible on his chubby face. He didn't know when the miserable Shenniu took out the jumping knife. Except for the members of the Xiaoxiang team, no one knew when the Shenniu took it. Jumping knife out.
The jump of Shenniu cooperated with the vacuum, and it jumped directly to the four strange people. A set of three consecutive hits was performed. The four crispy skins of the strange ones already had residual health. The CD of Binghun's ultimate move was very short. By this time, the CD had been turned, and the pale white liquid was shot out again. Killing three times with one big move, he is the happiest little ice soul in the world.
The elder brother Void woke up from the dizziness, and used the snake club very gracefully and casually. Looking back, the younger brother had already cleared the opponent's two remaining heroes.
Although there is no one this time, Void is still very satisfied. The eldest brother¡¯s contribution is the eldest brother¡¯s contribution, and the younger brother¡¯s contribution is also the eldest brother¡¯s contribution. As the eldest brother, he still sees this clearly.
"Grandma, you guys are doing a good job, keep working hard!" Void shook the guy on his face reservedly: "When you encounter difficulties, when you encounter setbacks, when you encounter obstacles, Sometimes, when you encounter difficulties"
While Binghun was beating the tower, he asked the fairy dragon next to him: "Sister, what do you want to do, boss?"
"Recite poetry, the boss likes to be arty." Fairy Dragon pouted her lips playfully.
"Sister, what you said is wrong." The rabbit drove to the side of the fairy dragon: "Boss, this is so elegant."
Fairy Dragon and Binghun nodded and said in agreement: "So elegant, so elegant." But they were thinking in their hearts: "You are a real flatterer."
Void continued: "When you meetmeet $%^# (the dialect of the Void clan), when you want to give up, remember to think of my face, he will give you hope for life." Void shook. Looking at the huge look on his face, he said proudly: "That's the face."
Fairy Dragon demolished the tower from an angle where she couldn't see the void, and thought to herself: "This face can't give me hope of living, but it can give me the confidence to die."
The guards were chatting at the top of their lungs. They had cooperated with the car and demolished the high ground in the middle of the natural disaster.
When the Xiaoxiang team demolished the high ground, BC replayed the mystery of the jumping knife with the audience. Xiaoxiang dared to recommend it because Shenniu bought a jumping knife at home. No wonder no one knew about this jumping knife. The jumping knife was still on the bird one second before the sacred cow took off.
BC saw the Xiaoxiang team clearing the high ground and returning home for supplies, and said: "It's surprising that the Xiaoxiang team completely reversed the situation. Void, which was so suppressed, actually showed up with crazy faces and mad faces in thirty minutes. Tomahawk still has a lot of money left, but will they have the last laugh?Unexpectedly, the league is now in ninth place, and they have basically lost their tickets to the International Cup. The CFA Cup championship is their only way to the international league. I don't think they will choose to give up easily. "
The resurrected Dragon Rider: "His grandma is a bear! Oresia, how do you think we should fight?"
Windrunner swept his long silver hair back charmingly: "You are the boss, how do you want to fight?"
"The red underpants of our Dota god are not as high-level as the red underpants on the opposite side. It seems that I have to use my magic weapon."
The younger members of the Dragon Riders all looked at the boss with wide eyes, not knowing what magic weapon he was talking about.
"Clockwork, you did a good job last time. Getting knocked over is our problem. Next, we must pay attention to our position, position, position! People can die, but your position cannot be messed up! Clockwork is to commend your achievements. , this magic weapon is still for you. Did you see it, made by the God of Dota, the latest urban management yellow vest, a guarantee of victory, a symbol of invincibility. Wear it, regain the land taken away from natural disasters, and conquer all the territories .¡±