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- Fatty loves reading novels.
Because he read too many novels, he had serious resistance to the plots in the novels in which the protagonists frequently encountered strange people and strange things: "In real life, most of them are ordinary people. How can they go out and turn left and meet a person?" Holy shit, how could you go out and turn right and meet a god? This is all bullshit!"
In fact, Fatty didn¡¯t resist this kind of plot before. On the contrary, when he was a teenager, he always liked this kind of plot. At that time, he often imagined that he was the protagonist of the novel. The neighbor's grandfather was a strong man standing at the top of the world. The reason why he pretended to be an ordinary old man was because he wanted to examine himself. After he helped him cross the road, he would pass on the secrets of martial arts to himself, and give himself the little granddaughter who would become the most beautiful woman in the world in the future. Then he would say, "The task of saving the world is entrusted to you," and then kick his legs. And go. Of course, his death cannot be in vain, he must leave behind ten or eight artifacts, and property that cannot be squandered in ten lifetimes.
With this fantasy in mind, every time Fatty saw the old man at the gate of his community before going out, he would greet him humbly and politely, and then give him a meaningful look.
Whenever he saw the old man nodding to himself and giving him an encouraging, appreciative, and meaningful look, the fat man thought that he was not far away from saving the world.
The results of it? The fat man waited like this for two years. He did not receive the mission to save the world, but the person who issued the mission passed away. The martial arts secrets were gone, the world's most beautiful little Loli was gone, and the artifacts and endless wealth were gone.
"Is it his son who assigned this task to me? Does he have a son?" Fatty still thought like this at the time.
The next day, Fatty got the answer. The old man had a son, and there was more than one. However, when Fatty saw his son, he completely gave up the idea of ??saving the world. The old man's three sons had a fight in front of the coffin before the old man's funeral. There was a real fight, and the brothers moved their stools and beat each other badly. The reason is simple, to compete for the house left by the old man.
"Fuck, whoever dares to tell me that there is a strange person in this world, I blew his anus!" The fat man roared at the two brothers in the class. Please forgive me for using such a modern word as anal sex, but only this word can express the fat man's anger and the despair of his disillusioned ideals.
"Fat man, Fat man" As soon as Fatty finished roaring, he heard a timid female voice calling him from behind. The owner of the female voice was a pretty and cute little loli, who was one of Fatty's crushes in elementary school.
"Miss me?" The fat man lay on the little loli's desk and gave him a cute smile, not showing the anger he had just now.
The little Loli blushed with embarrassment, pricked the fat man hard with a pencil, and whispered: "Did you just say you wanted to see a strange person? There is one near my house."
The fat man was stunned, and the little Loli clearly misheard what he just said. The fat man was very confused: Should he fulfill the promise he just made? Who said he would blow someone's anus if there was a strange person? The little loli said that there was one near his house
The fat man looked at the little Lolita¡¯s round and cute little face, and suddenly thought of her round and cute little butt and round
Let Lei Pi die in elementary school for such a shameless fat guy!
"I'll go with you after school to have a look." The fat man swallowed his saliva and asked, "What kind of strange person is he?"
"My mother said that grandpa was a semi-immortal, descended from the stars, and told me to respect him."
"Half-immortal!" The fat man really became interested. After reading Journey to the West, the fat man also had a good impression of these stories about strange creatures and ghosts.
"We'll go when school is over." The fat man secretly pinched the little girl's earlobe, which made the little girl blush as red as an apple. He opened his teeth and started moving the pencil again.
The little fat man and the little loli went to the place where half-immortals live after school. If the fat man only saw the immortal old man, his outlook on life and values ??would definitely change. But what the fat man saw was not the old man alone. There was a police car and two policemen nearby.
The righteous Li Banxian was sentenced to six years in prison for fraud. The fat man who saw this incident with his own eyes was completely convinced that there are no strange people in this world. The fat man once again said the heroic words: "Fuck." Damn it, whoever dares to tell me that there is a strange person in this world will let me blow his anus."
Fatty has lived such an ordinary life for more than ten years. In these ten years, Fatty has met ordinary ordinary people. This made Fatty forget the word strange person for a while, until he met Fat Chef.
The Fat Chef is a strange person, an extremely strange person.
The most amazing thing about Fat Chef is his craftsmanship. Fatty's way of judging a chef's skill is very simple: after eating it, he compares it with his father's cooking.
The fat man has lived for more than 20 years, traveling all over the worldI also ate a lot of delicacies from all over the country. But Fatty has never encountered more than three chefs who are more skilled than Wang's father, and Fat Chef is one of them.
There is no doubt that the fat chef is better at cooking than Mr. Wang, and not even a little bit better. According to Fatty's estimate, the gap between his father's skills and that of the Fat Chef is as big as the gap between himself and the Sword God. One is a master and the other is a top master.
This is scary. Wang¡¯s father is not an ordinary man who can cook. Although Wang¡¯s father has not received professional training, he is extremely talented in cooking. If you become a chef, you will definitely become a top chef. Even if you don't become a chef, the dishes you cook will taste better than most professional chefs.
The father is so powerful, and the fat chef craftsmanship is more powerful than the prince. It is definitely one of the top chefs in China. Chinese food art far surpasses that of foreign countries, and the best chefs in China are the best chefs in the world. Any ingredient can turn decay into something magical in the hands of the fat chef, even a simple plate of egg fried rice.
It¡¯s not surprising that the fat chef has such skills. Every industry will have its most outstanding people. It¡¯s not surprising that a top chef will appear every day. What is really strange is that the fat chef has such superb skills. He does not work in one of those top VIP hotels, but he opens a small restaurant in Tiandu. From the boss to the employees, there is only one person. What is even stranger is that this small restaurant There were usually not many customers, so Ma Yijun asked the fat chef to come to Shenzi as a chef, and he immediately agreed.
It¡¯s extremely puzzling that a top chef¡¯s small restaurant would have no customers. But if you understand Fat Chef¡¯s personality, you will be convinced.
The fat chef is not stingy, the portions of the dishes are generous and the prices are not expensive. But the fat chef has a shortcoming that no matter what job he does, he is too lazy, extremely lazy.
Fatty is also a lazy guy, but compared with Fat Chef, he is not a heavyweight at all. The fat man saw something with his own eyes. The fat chef was lying on the bed reading a novel, and a black-flowered mosquito lay on his belly for a long time. At that time, the fat man kindly reminded the fat chef that there was a mosquito on his belly. Who knew that the fat chef was a fan? He replied vaguely: "Let him suck it. When he's full, it's time to leave." After saying this, the fat chef tilted his head and fell asleep.
There are many lazy people, but the fact that people can be so lazy really gave Fatty a lot of knowledge. He can only sigh with emotion: There are all kinds of wonders in the world!
As we all know, although a restaurant is a place to eat, the taste of the food has little to do with whether the restaurant can operate smoothly. As long as the decoration of the hotel is beautiful, the food is clean, the service attitude is good, and the prices are fair and affordable, then as long as the food in the hotel does not taste too bad, then the hotel will have repeat customers and the business will not be too bad.
If it is a restaurant, the decoration is shabby, the room is full of greasy garbage, and flies and mosquitoes are flying around. If the boss wants to open, he can open it. If he doesn¡¯t want to open, you can¡¯t even open the door. Even if you come to spend money, the boss will ignore you. The virtue of eating if you like it and getting out if you don't like it. So even if this meal is a delicacy in the world, the business is destined to not be much better.
Seeing this, friends should know how the super master Fat Chef was won over by Ma Yijun to go to Deep Purple. A small restaurant cannot support a fat chef, and the fat chef is too lazy to open every day. Opening that shabby restaurant is better than going to Shen Zi to get a fixed salary, and the job in Shen Zi is very easy. The job is just to cook for a few people every day.
Just like that, a super chef came to the Deep Purple Club. After eating the first meal cooked by the fat chef, Shen Zi and others were so amazed by him that they signed several unequal treaties in a daze, such as washing dishes, washing pots and cleaning the kitchen after finishing, and cleaning the kitchen in the morning. Go to the market to buy groceries and so on.
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????: You don¡¯t have to worry about anything else. You also have a free computer to use and watch free porn movies. This kind of life is simply perfect! The Fat Chef thought this after spending his first day in Deep Purple.
Every day there are top chefs cooking for us. We only need to pay for the price of buying a dish to wash a bowl. Such a life is simply perfect! Fatty and the others thought the same way.
Both parties felt that they had taken advantage of each other, and the relationship became more harmonious.
When Fatty and the others became familiar with Fat Chef, they no longer felt that there was anything respectable about this master chef. The fat chef has almost all the bad qualities of human beings, and it goes without saying that he is extremely lazy. Needless to say, this lazy guy can grow into a top chef, and he is definitely greedy. The fat chef is not only lazy and greedy, but also greedy and lustful. He also likes to take advantage of small things. Xiaoxiao often finds that the wine he left in the kitchen has disappeared. Liu Liantao often eats a full meal and finds that the cigarette in his pocket has disappeared. That went.
Whenever this happens, the fat chef will take out half a bottle of wine or half a pack of cigarettes and enjoy them with everyone generously. Well, bold and generous!
People with these bad habits naturally don¡¯t get much respect,The fat chef can always control a certain degree and will never go out of style no matter what he does. So that although he cannot get the respect of everyone, he can be loved by everyone and loved by friends.
"Don't underestimate him." Ma Yijun suddenly said this one day.
"Who dares to underestimate a top chef." Xiaoxiao still squinted his eyes to reminisce about the delicious food at lunch, and thought to himself: Working in Tiandu is definitely the wisest choice in his life. It is so delicious.
"It's not that I don't want you to underestimate his cooking skills, but I don't want you to underestimate him as a person. He was not like this when he was young. This guy has more stories than all of us combined."
Fatty was stunned. Although Fatty and the other young people had no experiences worth mentioning, Ma Yijun had experienced many ups and downs in his half life. He actually told more stories about Fat Chef than these people combined. ?
"What a strange man!" The fat man clicked his tongue twice, and then continued to reminisce about the delicious lunch. Fatty is actually very curious about the Fat Chef's experience, but Fatty understands that everyone in this world has their own story, everyone has experiences that they don't want others to know, and everyone has unspeakable secrets. As a friend, if he wants to say something, just listen quietly. If he doesn't want to say it, just act like you don't know anything. Being curious can hurt others and yourself.
Fatty and his group continued to go to the Fat Chef's restaurant every day to eat, continued to gossip about non-nutritious things every day, and continued to secretly order their favorite dishes from the Fat Chef's restaurant with the newly purchased pornographic movies as payment. There is no difference from the past.
Until now, fat people are still fat people, and fat chefs are still fat chefs. If a fat man is in trouble, the first thing he thinks of is his parents and brothers. When a fat man wants to eat, the first thing he thinks of is the fat chef.
Wild ducks are a good thing. If you take them to little Zhang Fei's house, they will be stewed in a pot by Zhang's sister-in-law. But if you take them to the fat chef, these ducks can be turned into a table of top-notch delicacies.
After hearing Shen Zi's group brag about Fat Chef so much, Lao Zhang and the others' curiosity was instantly aroused, and they immediately agreed to hand over the spoils to Fat Chef and taste the dishes made by this top chef. .
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????: Deep Purple Club is right by Jinlin Lake, so you don¡¯t even need to take a taxi.
Liu Liantao and Xu Hao went to a nearby supermarket to buy wine and cigarettes. Fatty led the group straight to the club, to the living area, and to the Fat Chef's dormitory not far from the kitchen.
"He must still be sleeping in the dormitory. We will let him taste duck feathers later." Fatty discussed with Xiao Xiaoxiao.
"No problem." Xiaoxiao gave Fatty a thumbs up and quietly opened the door to Fat Chef's dormitory. Surprisingly, the fat chef did not snore loudly on the bed, but sat attentively in front of the computer assigned to him by Ma Yijun.
"Big Fatty, are you watching a movie again? I'll help you find a matchmaker in two days. That little widow on East Street looks juicy and plump." Big Fat is originally another name for fat people, but Fat Chef Here we go, the fat man has to step down a level. Now the big fat one is the fat chef, the second fat one is the fat man, and the third fat one is the little one.
"You yelled, and you're still shy. Don't worry, brother, you definitely have a good taste. That little widow is 100% smart. With your cooking skills, you can trick her into warming the bed after just one meal, saving you from watching movies all day. Those Japanese girls No matter how beautiful you are, you can't see or use it, right?" The little elementary school was broken, and his words were sinister and destructive.
"Holy shit, you're a master!" Xiaoxiao walked up to Fat Chef, only to realize that Fat Chef hadn't watched the movie, but was playing Dota, seventeen kills in 34 minutes, four wandering swordsmen in magical costumes, and he jumped after opening BKB. He entered the enemy's position and cut all five of his opponents to pieces.
Fat Chef¡¯s teammates followed and naturally took away all the opponents. Fat Chef quit the game and said to Xiao Xiao with a smile: "What a master, I¡¯m just playing around. I hang out with you great masters all day long. If we don¡¯t fight well, wouldn¡¯t it be a disgrace to us, Deep Purple!¡±
The fat chef suddenly whispered: "Three Fatty, the little widow you are talking about"
"Absolutely beautiful, with an extraordinary figure!" The little nostrils were glaring, very angry at the fat chef for not trusting her.
"Then" The fat chef smiled and rubbed his hands.
Xiaoxiao brought the wild duck over and continued to stare at the sky without saying anything.
"Aren't there just a few wild ducks? We'll have a whole duck feast for lunch today, and I'll make sure you swallow them all with your tongue." After the fat chef finished speaking, he snatched the wild ducks from the little hands and pulled out a huge knife under the bed. I opened the box and took a look. The cold light from more than thirty knives of various lengths made me dizzy.
"When you look at this equipment, you are a professional master." Lao Zhang has a simple philosophy. Anyone who plays Dota with a keyboard and mouse is definitely not a rookie. Anyone who has a lot of knives that no one has seen before must also be a good cook.?.
"Do you know why I haven't gotten married yet?" The fat chef turned around and asked the group of people.
What else could it be? Isn¡¯t it because you are too fat, too ugly, too lazy, and too poor? Xiaoxiao didn't say this, but shook his head obediently.
"Because my knife is my lover!" The fat chef said with a clang, and pulled out a half-meter long bone-cutting knife from the knife box. The sharp blade of the long knife was filled with murderous intent.
"Come on, Fatty, have you been reading Gulong again recently? Which one are you reading?" The fat man looked disdainful and thought to himself, if you want to see Gulong's classic collection, you should get it from me!
"Sentimental Swordsman's Ruthless Sword Series." The fat chef put the knife back embarrassedly and scratched his head.
"Thankfully I didn't give you that set of Rosen collector's edition novels, otherwise you would have to say that your left hand is your lover." The fat man said: "Big fat brother, let's get started? It's already past eleven o'clock, what if you keep talking about it more? Well, who knows when we will be able to eat."
"Don't compare me to ordinary chefs." The fat chef closed the knife box with a solemn expression. This expression alone made people awe-inspiring and made people believe that he was a god in his professional field. Of course, he would be even more awesome if he didn't stuff two wild ducks under the bed.
"Big fat, wild duck" Xiaoxiao opened his mouth. He couldn't believe that there were still people who could be so shameless and steal other people's things under their noses.
¡°It¡¯s time to start work, it¡¯s time to start work!¡± The fat chef was very strong and pushed them all out of the house one by one. The fat chef locked the door and asked Xiaoxiao with a pure face: "What wild duck? Isn't the wild duck here?" The fat chef raised his left hand.
Xiao Xiao couldn¡¯t help but smile bitterly. The wild ducks were indeed there, but the original six became four.
Start work!
Fat Chef¡¯s action of removing feathers and deboning wild ducks is definitely an art. Others take at least 20 minutes to make a wild duck, but Fat Chef only takes five minutes, and the duck he removes has no down at all.
This group of people admired the Fat Chef¡¯s craftsmanship with an artistic eye. During the break, Lao Zhang asked Fatty: ¡°Are we ready for the next league match against Mingyue?¡±
"I have been preparing since the beginning of this season, Brother Zhang, look at it!" - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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