Lu Yuda¡¯s happy life of being slept with was finally realized. Facts have proved that no matter how strong an alliance is, it is most effective to disintegrate it from within. With the existence of these two accomplices, Sun Yuyao and Yue Ling'er, Lu Yu captured them all one by one. Even the beautiful Bing Ling, known as the Spirit Fairy, was not immune. Of course, for someone as powerful as Bing Ling, Lu Yu still paid a price.
That was because he had been walking lamely for two days. The reason was that Bing Ling kicked Lu Yu under the bed out of shame and anger.
After sleeping together, Lu Yu finally no longer had to run around every night. He could enjoy himself and then sleep with his beauty until dawn. As a result, Lu Yu's spirit improved a lot and he no longer looked sluggish, which made the old gods a little curious. However, the specific reason cannot be said. Even the master Lu Yu will not say it.
On this day, Lu Yu had several guests here. In fact, it is not accurate to say guests, because these people are all acquaintances, people who are very familiar with Lu Yu.
"Cousin, you are here. As far as I know, you should be very busy now." Looking at Li Hairong, who had a black face and ears like Bao Gong, Lu Yu was a little curious. Shouldn't they be on the battlefield? Came here today.
"Look at what you said, you are allowed to enjoy it here, and we are allowed to fight our lives on the battlefield. Let me tell you that those Tubo people have been almost dealt with by us. We have at least killed them and arrested them. More than 100,000 people are no longer a concern. Now our target must be placed on Shi Guo. You"
Li Hairong was about to continue talking when he was very rudely interrupted by Lu Yu. Stop it. I'm telling you, don't talk about these things here now. I don¡¯t want to talk about state affairs here, and I don¡¯t want to hear about these things. I want to live a happy life now, so don¡¯t bother me with these things. "
Lu Yu¡¯s attitude made Li Hairong¡¯s eyes widen. You kid said, I¡¯m bothering you with all this. Do you know that the achievements you have achieved are due to your national security, and that this military and state matter has become an annoyance to you? "
Lu Yu stood up very seriously and said, cousin, can't you understand me? Is it so easy for me? I finally put down these annoying things and left them to Liu Ha and the others. I don¡¯t want to get involved in them now. As for the life I want to live now, I spend time with my relatives, giving birth to children, and singing every day. As for your military affairs, I have no interest at all. "
"Li Hairong was so angry that Lu Yu almost jumped up. Don't show off, kid. I'm telling you, if you really have such an attitude, then I will tell the second uncle and let him catch you." We all work our butts off, but you have to hide here and give birth to the baby every day, which makes me mad. "
Lu Yu smiled mischievously, cousin, do you really think so? "
"Of course Li Hairong's neck was twisted. I'm too lazy to talk nonsense to you." "
"Grandma, grandma, help me, my cousin is going to kidnap me and go to the battlefield." Lu Yu yelled miserably with a wicked smile, and while yelling, he kept making faces at Li Hairong. Li Hairong was so angry that he almost vomited blood. .
"You brat, are you itching? Your cousin has just recovered, and you want to harm him. Believe it or not, I'll peel your skin off?" Grandma Li rushed in first, without asking anything. Knock Li Hairong hard on the head several times. If you dare to provoke your cousin, get off the mountain now. "
Li Hairong was so aggrieved that he almost cried. What he said just now was just angry words. Did he want to come and discuss something with Lu Yu? As for tying Lu Yu to the battlefield with a stick, he really hadn't thought about such a thing. But now he has no way to defend himself, because grandma doesn't give him a chance at all.
¡°That¡¯s not all, Grandma Lu and Li Xue, who came in immediately, also gave Li Hairong a slap in the face without any courtesy. Grandma Lu pulled Li Hairong's ear with murderous intent, little Li, let me tell you, if you dare to take advantage of my Yu'er again, I will go to Sai Jinhua's house to match you and see if you still have the strength to come here in the future. Trouble. "
Lu Yu almost died laughing, *** this threat is too strong, this Sai Jinhua Lu Yu and yes, is a celebrity in Chang'an City. The reason why she is a celebrity is because Sai Jinhua is just like Ruhua, the kind of strong-looking manly woman. She can definitely be regarded as a killer of men. Any man will shy away in front of her.
Lu Yu seems to have heard that Sai Jinhua once promoted to others that she has a good impression of Li Hairong, and if Li Hairong is willing, she can be a little girl. At that time, Lu Yu thought it was a joke, but now when he heard grandma say this, Lu Yu must have had this happening.
¡°Cousin, don¡¯t you see that you are quite attractive?So, do you want me to talk to grandma, let her work hard, and do this good thing for you? "
Li Hairong is really going to cry. If this is the case, he can only commit suicide. Not to mention anything else, Sai Jinhua weighed over two hundred. With such a person lying beside him, Li Hairong had the urge to die just thinking about it.
"I'm dead, my two grandmothers, my aunt, and my cousin are dead. I'm really dead. Please let me go. I'll leave now and never come again." Li Hairong said with a sad face.
"I'm telling you, don't bother me with things like this in the future. I'll ask grandma to let you go. I don't care about Tubo or Shi country right now. What I care about now is how to make grandma and grandma happy every day. , How can you make my mother smile, and how can you give me more children, and I won¡¯t pay attention to other things, right?" Don¡¯t skip words. After finally getting such an opportunity, Lu Yu would not pass it up, and began to reprimand Li Hairong shamelessly.
Although he sneered at Lu Yu's words, the situation was weaker than others, so Li Hairong could only grit his teeth and endure it, nodding his head.
"Grandma, now that he has realized the mistake he made, I think you can let him go. Anyway, I, Sai Jinhua, am still single as of now. If there is a next time, even if I go to ask the emperor, We must let Sai Jinhua be my cousin's." Lu Yu said and smiled evilly. I dare not say anything else, but Sai Jinhua's butt is not small and she will definitely be pregnant. If my cousin really marries her, , I can definitely give birth to several. "
Grandma Lu and the others couldn't help but laugh. Lu Yu is really insidious. At this time, he didn't forget to threaten Li Hairong. After what happened today, Li Hairong will definitely hide away when he sees Lu Yu.
After Grandma Lu and the others left, Li Hairong looked at Lu Yu sadly and angrily: Hello, you are so insidious. Let me tell you, this matter is not over. "
Lu Yu smiled disdainfully, "Cousin, for the sake of your future happy life, I hope you won't bother me." Really, I have no interest at all in those so-called big things in your eyes. For example, the very important things in your eyes are as frustrating and sad to me as if you saw Sai Jinhua. "
"Stop it, don't mention Sai Jinhua in front of me, or I will go crazy." After Li Hairong said angrily, he gestured to Lu Yu with his middle finger to remember what happened today. We are not finished yet. "
"Leave quickly. You will never bother me with such things in the future, otherwise there will be no end between us. And Sai Jinhua will really become yours, my cousin-in-law."
Lu Yu said something to Li Hairong¡¯s back with a smile, which made Li Hairong almost fall to the ground. He regretted it now. Coming here today was a nightmare.
As soon as Li Hairong went out, he met Cheng Yuchun. Cheng Yuchun had no idea about Li Hairong's expression, and asked Hairong with a wink, "What do you mean by Lu Yu?" "
Li Hairong pushed Cheng Yuchun aside and shouted at him to get out of here and don't bother me with such nonsense. "