Lu Yu was very excited today. He was so excited that he didn't stop from morning to noon. He kept walking around outside the house, mumbling something. If you are close to him, you will hear him saying, I am going to see him, I am going to see my daughter, I am going to see my lovely child
Everyone is a little amused by Lu Yu's behavior. No one would have thought that Lu Yu, who always said that Mount Tai was about to collapse without changing his expression, would also have such a side. He was chattering, his hair was rough, and he couldn't see his usual calmness and ease.
"Not yet, why haven't you arrived after so long?" Lu Yu stretched his neck again and looked down the mountain. Unfortunately, the mountain was too high and he couldn't see it.
"If it weren't for the old god and Grandma Lu who told Lu Yu sternly that he couldn't go down the mountain, I'm afraid Lu Yu would have run down the mountain by now. Now even if Lu Yu's people are on the mountain, their hearts are still flying down the mountain.
"They are really big and strong. They are so strong but they can't hump me. They are really foodies." Feeling anxious, Lu Yu began to blame the big and strong three. It was no wonder that these little guys had already been riding tigers. Went down the mountain cheering. Lu Yu finally negotiated with a few little guys to let him ride the tiger down the mountain. As a result, none of the three of them, Da Zhuang, could move Lu Yu's camel, which made Lu Yu very unhappy.
"Yu'er, please stop wandering around like this, I'm so dizzy. Sit here for a while, and you won't be too tired after walking back and forth for so long." Grandma Lu really couldn't watch it. After going down, this kid kept walking around like this, which made Mr. Lu feel uneasy.
Because the mountain is too high, both Grandma Lu and Lu Yu¡¯s grandma stayed on the mountain. Now, apart from the old immortal, only Lu Yu and the two old ladies were on the mountain. Everyone else ran down the mountain to greet Mr. Lu and the others. Even the old marshal ran down the mountain after Mr. Lu and Mr. Gongsun arrived.
"Grandma, I really can't sit still. When I think about seeing Lu Ming and Xiaoxiao soon, my heart skips a beat. Grandma, I'm going to see my daughter soon, haha I also have a daughter, they are all my children, all my children." Lu Yu was a little incoherent and danced around.
Grandma Li looked a little dumbfounded. Is this still the grandson who does things very calmly and indifferently? He seemed to be a different person today. He was so uncool, like a big monkey, which made her laugh.
"Yu'er, grandma here, let grandma see if you have a fever. Silly boy, your daughter and you have been pregnant for several months, can we not? Besides, of course they are your children, otherwise you would be like this Are you excited?" Don't skip the words. Grandma Li pulled Lu Yu to her side, touched his head and said.
"You bastard, please calm down. Since you are so excited, just give birth to a few more children. Let me tell you, this time you have all these things. I have firmly discussed it with you, and we will let you have more children like this." When you get married, when the time comes, work harder and let each of yours give birth to a few for me." Grandma Lu knocked on Lu Yu's forehead, and then said solemnly.
Although Lu Yu was excited, his mind was not confused. Hearing what grandma said, he was a little happy and a little frustrated. He was happy because he could finally become a legal couple with these confidants, but he was frustrated because with his body, even if he was married, he still couldn't seem to be able to have children.
Seeing Lu Yu's thoughts, Grandma Lu smiled and said, feeling downcast, I asked your master, and he said that your body is recovering now, and basically you can start tinkering with your life in a few months. A child. "
"Really, grandma, are you telling the truth?" Lu Yu was overjoyed. He had always thought that he would have to abstain from sex for three years, but he didn't expect that he would be able to taste fishy food even if he didn't have sex for a year. This was really an unexpected surprise.
"Of course it's true. Do I need to lie to you?" Don't skip words. Grandma Lu glared at her grandson who was going crazy again.
"Long live, grandma, you are so good, I love you so much." Lu Yu said and jumped on the ground a few times.
Grandma Lu and Grandma Li looked at each other and smiled. Sometimes Lu Yu was so calm and frightening, and sometimes he was so childish. It was really better for them not to talk to each other.
"Brother, grandpa and the others are here, sister-in-law is here too, and little Lu Ming and Xiao Xiao are so cute." Rong'er took the lead and rushed forward. When Da Zhuang stopped, he pounced and pulled Lu Lu away. Jade's hands giggled and kept talking.
"Really, they're all here. Come on, Ronger, hurry up and have a look. Let me tell you, Lu Ming and Xiaoxiaoke are both my eldest brother's children, so they are naturally cute." Lu Yu took Ronger's hand and said As he walked, he was chattering away.
"This kid is crazy with joy." Grandma Lu said, stood up, pulled Grandma Li away, let's go and see too, my great-grandson, your great-grandson is here. From now on, we two won¡¯t be lonely anymore, we will have something to do. "
"Daughter, daddy is here, please give him a smile." Lu Yu shouted loudly and rushed away.
To give Lu Yu some face, she and her daughter didn't cry. They just looked at this nagging and eccentric person with some curiosity. They don't know yet, this guy who seems to be chattering away is their father.
"Wow, you are so cute. You are worthy of being mine, Lu Yu. You are so cute. You will definitely be a handsome young man from now on." Lu Yu kissed Lu Ming on the cheek and talked nonsense for a while. , and then turned his attention to Xiaoxiao, my baby girl Xiaoxiao, you are worthy of being my Lu Yu¡¯s daughter. Look, you are so cute at such a young age. When you grow up, you must be beautiful. little beauty. "
After kissing her daughter, Lu Yu picked up the kitten on her side again. What a cute kitten. She is worthy of being my Lu Yu¡¯s daughter. She will definitely be a little beauty who will enchant everyone to death. "
¡°Everyone was shocked by Lu Yu¡¯s weird performance. Although everyone thought about many ways to meet, no one would have thought that the scene would be like this. Lu Yu's performance was so unexpected that no one guessed it.
"You brat, can you describe a child like this? The sky is dark and the earth is dark, the sky is falling and the earth is falling, and you are so enchanted that you won't pay for your life. Looking at you talking about it, you look a bit like a father." Mr. Lu was the first to react. , and hit Lu Yu on the head.
"Lu Yu didn't care about the old man's blow at all. After making out with his daughter, he grabbed Gongsun Yanling and kissed her. She is such a beautiful beauty. She deserves to be mine. She will definitely be"
"Oh, who hit me?" Before Lu Yu could say the next words, he was hit hard on the head.
"You brat, don't think that I won't dare to beat you since your grandfather is here. You dare to molest my granddaughter in front of me. How courageous are you?" Mr. Gongsun's eyes widened and he stared at Lu Yu angrily. .
Lu Yu shook his head in displeasure. Is that amazing? Yan Ling is your granddaughter or not, but she is still mine. I just take advantage of her. Not only do I take advantage of her, I also take advantage of her openly. I make the decision. "
At this moment, Lu Yu was like a vindictive child, waiting for Old Man Gongsun without giving up at all. Not only that, he kept on licking the bodies of several confidants around him.
"You're so mad at me, you shameless little brat, let me beat you up." Old man Gongsun was really furious with Lu Yu. He rolled up his sleeves and was about to teach this unreasonable boy a lesson.
At this time, Lu Yu seemed to have just reacted. He jumped behind Gongsun Yanling and said in a stern voice, "Grandpa Gongsun, I just fucked you, okay? You must not do it." Otherwise, if you beat me now, when Yan Ling gives birth to a child, I will beat your great-grandson. "
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¡°Everyone was immediately defeated by Lu Yu¡¯s shameless words. It turns out that there really are such shameless people in this world.