Looking at the bald donkeys who were all red with anger, I silently lit a cigarette and said slowly: "You are making it very difficult for me. I don't know who the murderer you are talking about is. We There are so many people here, we can't let you search them one by one, right? There are many beauties living here. If those beauties are missing some underwear, who should we ask to reason? "
The bald donkeys of Honglian Temple: "" At this time, a little bald donkey came out angrily and pointed at me and said: "Nonsense! How can we, as monks, do such sneaky things! Not to mention what you said Those things!¡±
I lightly flicked the ashes of my cigarette: "It's hard to say. You guys have been doing this for so long. It's inevitable that you won't be able to control it!" An old bald donkey walked up to him and said, "Amitabha the donor tried to stop me. Could it be that he has something to do with the murderer?" Colluded with?"
"Old monk! You can eat whatever you want, but you can't say anything! Which one of your eyes has seen that I have colluded with others? The country is guilty of defamation! Be careful, I will sue you! There is someone in my bureau! I will give you a ten It¡¯s half a month!¡±
At this time, a bald donkey came up and pointed at me: "I wonder what the donor is carrying on his chest?" The panda said first: "Are you responsible for the token of love given to him by his girlfriend?" I glared fiercely. Take a look at the panda!
This damn panda! It was obviously given to me by Zhen Yuanzi, who had a big wrinkle on his face, but he just said that it was given to me by my girlfriend! Find him an old man to be his gay friend later! Wouldn't he say it was my younger brother's filial piety?
"Nonsense! That is clearly our Pure Land treasure! What is your purpose in colluding with that murderer!" Damn it! I¡¯ve seen shameless people before, but this is the first time I¡¯ve seen someone so shameless! Has the thing stolen from me ever since become theirs? Later I will go to their place to snatch two beautiful little nuns! I just said she was my concubine! Look what these bald donkeys are saying!
"You got a bald head from eating melon seeds! Who are you! What's yours is what you say is yours? I've long disliked you bunch of bald donkeys! If it weren't for murder, I would have killed you! Get out of here! !" Now that things have happened, I can only act like a fool! If there's a fight later, I won't take any responsibility!
"Master is right! You are a big demon! Hand over the treasure as soon as possible! Then leave the murderer to us! Otherwise, we will save you today!"
"Big buns? You still have sesame cakes! Why don't I give you another two pounds of mutton! Don't think I don't know about your bad things! Get out of here! Don't force me to be stupid!"
A middle-aged monk rushed towards me, waving the demon pestle in his hand: "Evil demon! I have saved you today!" The bamboo Xiao in the panda's hand turned into a huge war hammer. The panda waved his war hammer and charged forward!
Yang Yang took the opportunity to shout loudly: "The Pure Land Sect is going to war! Come on, brothers!" How else would I like to use Yang Yang! My mind is spinning so fast!
"The Martial Ancestor is on top! Martial will lasts forever! Kill!" Well, these are those martial arts cultivators
"Three Pure Ones are on top! Immeasurable Heavenly Lord! Kill!" These are those Taoist priests!
"Monster Ancestor is on top! Charge!" These are those little monsters
"Down with Japanese imperialism!" Huh? Whose unlucky child is shouting! You just finished watching Xiao Bing Zhang Ga, right?
Suddenly, the scene fell into chaos I easily moved a small bench and sat in front of the battle, watching the crowd of nearly a thousand beating dozens of bald donkeys. Some of the bald donkeys didn't even get the Buddha's seal. He was pinned to the ground and held down hard! Then several people went up to fight in a group
The bald donkey who used the magic pestle was the most unlucky. As soon as he met the panda, he was hit on the back of his bare head with the magic-conquering bricks I lent to Wang Ao. Then the panda hit the body with a heavy hammer and even the Buddha's Light. They were all broken, vomiting blood, and fell to the ground listlessly and unable to get up
Fortunately, the panda kindly let him go. Unfortunately, the panda ignored him. Countless big feet stepped on his nose and stepped on his bald head. It didn't take long for him to become one with the dear earth. What a bad luck. The child was stepped into the ground
The battle lasted less than ten minutes and was over. These guys were quite measured in their attacks, only injuring but not killing anyone
Poor Most of the bald donkeys had their heads beaten like their Buddhas. The older bald donkey is better. Yang Feng upholds the virtue of respecting the old and loving the young. In such a cold weather I helped him warm himself over the fire for free. Now the old boy was all black and his beard was gone. I don¡¯t know, I thought he was a refugee from Rwanda, Africa!
The man who was trampled into the ground was knocked to the ground by a panda hammer and was shaken out of the earth. I think if he is given a pair of armor, he can pretend to be a terracotta warrior
I looked at these captured bald donkeys and sighed: "Oh why bother? We are honestIsn¡¯t it good to build a harmonious society? You have to force me to fight and kill. You are merciful, and I am merciful too. How about I confine you for a month to temper your temperament and cultivate your Zen mind? "
The old bald donkey said: "How dare you imprison us privately! Aren't you afraid that our Pure Land will come to your door one day?" I walked over with a cigarette in my mouth, patted his cheek lightly and lightly and said, "Okay! Stop it. Shameless! I invited you to be my guest in return of kindness, but you actually said that I imprisoned you? Don¡¯t worry, there is no other good food here. There is still big fish and meat. Let¡¯s have dog meat hot pot tonight. Do you like dog meat? Let¡¯s eat it tomorrow seafood¡¡¡¡"
After the panda and his men escorted the bald donkeys away, I turned around with a gloomy expression. It seemed that things were not that simple this time. I had to solve the Rakshasa matter as soon as possible to avoid long nights and many dreams!
Then go back to school quickly! It seems that the bald donkeys from the Pure Land are targeting me again. Compared to now, the school is relatively safe! My current strength is not suitable for a head-on confrontation with the Pure Land Cult! I finally understand! I can no longer just eat and wait to die! Although I don¡¯t know what Pure Land Religion actually wants? But as long as the Pure Land Sect still exists, I will be in danger!
Even the Pure Land Sect says I am a great devil! You see, you have to kill me Now it's better to go back to school and practice hard, and then join Dora's gang! I want to establish a Pure Land religion that dare not touch my power! It would be best to destroy the forces of the Pure Land! I want them to know! I, Hu Luob, was also a gangster back then!