I was walking on the road like a gangster, with Ren Lei and Yang Feng following me to the left and right like little brothers. I thought if I should carry a bird cage and play a little tune, in this Take an apple from the stall, take a pear from that stall, and you won¡¯t pay after eating! You see a pretty girl teasing you while walking on the street? This is the life of the evil young master I dream of!
But the ideal is beautiful, but the reality is cruel. Ren Lei howled in despair: "Damn carrot! Where are we going?" I lit a cigarette and said: "How long has it been since we walked on the road like this? "?" Yang Feng scolded with a nose that was not a nose or eyes, "Luobo, if you dare to say that you are here to recall the feeling of those years, do you believe it or not that I will blow your anus with the soul painting pen!"
I rolled my eyes at him: "Even if I were here to reminisce about my feelings back then, I wouldn't take you two with me!" At this point, my tone was a little low. Back then, the three of me, Wang Ao, and Xu Xiaoxiao walked around like this. On the road, things are different now, Xu Xiaoxiao was taken away by the old man, and Wang Ao could only come out in the middle of the night to scare people
Ren Lei sat down at a milk tea stall on the side of the road and didn't want to leave: "When will this end! Didn't you say that what Grandpa Yang told you would be done after the New Year?" Yang Feng's eyes lit up. He said coquettishly: "When did I tell you the story?" Then Ren Lei splashed Yang Feng in the face with the hot milk tea he had just served
Should! Make him talk! I also sat down and ordered a cup of milk tea and said slowly: "Does Mo Tiansheng know about Shangguan Ningning? We will go find him later." Ren Lei didn't care how hot the milk tea was, he picked it up and drank it in one gulp, pretending to be cool. He gritted his teeth and said, "Then what you're doing is unethical. Shangguan Ningning's matter is your private matter, so it wouldn't be appropriate for us to take action" Yang Feng wiped the milk tea on his face and shouted: "Carrot! Beat him up! I'll help you!" In public, Yang Feng couldn't use Taoism at all, and Ren Lei's beating him was no different from beating a chicken So he had no choice but to ask me for help
Ren Lei looked at me staring at him with an unkind look on his face. He put his hand into his underwear pocket, slowly pulled out the bricks, and said quickly: "We are all brothers! Brothers' affairs are my business! I will definitely help!" I hehe He smiled and said: "That's beautiful! We are all brothers, hehe"
Ren Lei and I stood up with our arms around each other, and told Yang Feng: "Yang Feng, give me the money" Yang Feng was about to curse, but when he saw Ren Lei and I looking at him with unkind expressions, he obediently took out a piece of Mao Zedong and handed it to him. The young man buying milk tea
Ren Lei and I looked at Yang Feng with a dead wife expression on his face as he took out money to pay the bill. I felt so happy! I have said that I like to base my happiness on the pain of others, especially those like Yang Feng who are handsomer than me!
But a sudden change occurred. The young man buying milk tea glanced at Yang Feng: "Three cups of milk tea are five thousand" Yang Feng suddenly jumped up like a cat with its tail stepped on: "Are you kidding! Three cups of milk tea are five thousand" ! I just saw the Youlemei you brewed for us! Including labor costs, a cup only costs five yuan at most! You think you brewed us your father's ashes!" The young man's face suddenly changed. , he pulled out a machete from the counter: "I didn't expect you would be so mean today! How dare you come to our Sihe Gang's territory to fight against the autumn wind!"
The Sihe Gang? Never heard of it? A recently emerged gang? I watched Yang Feng playing tricks with interest. At this time, I noticed that more than ten people had surrounded us. I lit a cigarette without hesitation and handed one to Ren Lei
Yang Feng pointed at the young man with yellow hair and said: "You, Mr. Yang, are so frightened! Sihe Gang? I am from Zixiao! Have you heard of it? I called four to five hundred brothers with one phone call and scared them to death." You! Damn it! You are blackmailing me!"
The yellow-haired man laughed loudly like Crayon Shin-chan: "Okay! You kid is the seed! Keep your tongue and pay 100,000 yuan and forget it now!" Yang Feng was so angry that his face turned green. Well, if he hadn't been on the street, he would have taken out his soul painting pen and painted the 100-yuan Divine Weapon Spirit Sword Talisman on the spot, and the yellow hair would have been smashed into honeycomb!
At this time, an old gangster recognized me and gestured to me from Li Laoyuan, indicating that I should surrender quickly. I smiled and nodded at him. It seems that the Sihe Gang is quite powerful. Just now The two policemen patrolling the streets turned around and walked away
I saw that Yang Feng had almost endured it, so he walked up and said, "Brother, that's it. I'll give the brothers a thousand yuan to buy cigarettes for them" That Huang Mao looked me up and down. He sneered and said: "Xiao Feng from the east of the city thinks we are beggars first. Why don't you get under my crotch and I will accept you as my godson for free, okay?" At this time, all the gangsters around him were confused. Laughed out loud
I finally recognized this kid. He was the little brother of the Rattlesnake back then. He was still promising after not seeing him for two years! I said coldly:"Who is the boss of your Sihe Gang? I have to pay him a visit when I have time. He can't even take care of his younger brother Let's see if the reputation of my little Fengxian from the east of the city is still good!"
Huang Mao angrily tore off his windbreaker, only to find that he was wearing a pair of big pants underneath, with two dragons playing beads tattooed on his ribs: "Did you fucking think you were Chengdong Xiao Fengxian back then?" ? The Sihe Gang will kill you like a dog!" After saying that, he rushed out of the milk tea stall and pointed the machete at my head. It seems that he recognized me early on and wanted to blackmail Yang Feng for me. Check out the colors
I grabbed Huang Mao's wrist and squeezed his wrist to pieces with a little force. Huang Mao immediately made a sound like a killing pig. I let go of his wrist, grabbed his head and pushed him to the ground. Don't say anything. I really didn¡¯t dare to use force, for fear of crushing his head. After undergoing star training, I could easily punch through a three-centimetre-thick steel plate without using star power
Ren Lei happily watched me beating Huang Mao. A gangster saw that Ren Lei and I were on the same team and hit Ren Lei on the back of the head with a steel rod. Ren Lei touched the back of his head and turned to the gangster: " Why are you touching me?" The gangster was stunned for a moment and said blankly: "Tietou Gong?" Ren Lei looked at him with an innocent face, and the kid grabbed a woodpecker knife and stabbed Ren Lei in the face. go¡¡
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? That little gangster covered his wrist and screamed like a young girl This unlucky child twisted his wrist, can anyone see through Ren Lei's face? How thick-skinned that guy is!
Ren Lei still happily grabbed the unlucky child and knocked down the gangsters one by one as if waving a piece of rags. It seems that he was inspired by the fact that pandas often use him as a human weapon
The yellow-haired face rushed down to the younger brothers who didn't see Ren Lei playing with him, and was still shouting: "Brothers! Kill them for me!" I grabbed his hair to let him see the current situation clearly. Thinking of the boy who was still arrogant: "Xiao Fengxian from the east of the city! Just wait! Our Sihe Gang will kill your whole family!"
Yang Feng ran over and kicked Huang Mao in the face, disfiguring the kid beyond recognition: "You're so fucking crazy!" Then he complained to me and Ren Lei: "You didn't even leave two for me" I looked at Yang Feng as if I were an idiot. You drank all the milk tea during the fight just now! To be honest, even if Yang Feng looks like a pretty boy, even if he doesn't use magic, twenty or thirty gangsters like him can't get close to him
I stepped on Huang Mao's finger: "Who is the boss of your Sihe Gang?" Huang Mao turned pale with pain and said, "Mo Tiansheng" Damn! Mo Tiansheng? My goal this time! It¡¯s interesting. The son of the richest man in Fuyang actually joined the underworld. No wonder the police didn¡¯t care about the Sihe Gang. It seems that he took a lot of dirty money
Huang Mao glared at me and said, "Don't be too arrogant! There are thousands of brothers in our Sihe Gang! Our boss is not an ordinary person!" I crushed one of his fingers with a little force I saw that he was in pain very quickly. After fainting, he raised his feet and said with a smile: "He's not an ordinary person! Could it be that he also has two penises?" Huang Mao still stared at me and said: "Xiao Fengxian from the east of the city, just wait to die!"
At this time, Yang Feng pulled me away and said, "Okay! Stop playing!" I was wondering how Yang Feng would be a good person today, when Yang Feng's next words made me speechless: "Let me play for a while "
Then Yang Feng stepped on one of Huang Mao's fingers: "How dare you extort money from me? You've eaten the Tibetan Mastiff's guts, haven't you?" Huang Mao looked at him with contempt, and Yang Feng was furious. Trampled one of his fingers off
At this time, I felt that Mo Tiansheng was really extraordinary. What method did he use to make this kind of bully and afraid of the strong bully become so arrogant?
While I was thinking about the problem, Yang Feng was still having fun: "What do you have tattooed on your body?" Huang Mao said honestly: "Two dragons playing with pearls" Yang Feng slapped him on the face. : "What are you tattooing?"
"Two dragons playing with pearls" Yang Feng slapped him again and asked, "What are you tattooing?"
"Two dragons playing with pearls" Yang Feng still slapped him: "What exactly are you tattooing?"
Huang Mao said with a crying voice: "Brother, it's really two dragons playing with a pearl!" Yang Feng didn't slap him again this time, because he slapped him twice: "What exactly are you tattooing? If you don't understand me anymore, Just peel your skin off?"
This time Huang Mao finally had a brain: "The two loaches I tattooed" Yang Feng nodded with satisfaction: "Then what are they doing?" Huang Mao thought for a long time until Yang Feng gave him one again. After a slap, he said: "Itthe two of them are playing billiards"
Me: ¡°¡¡¡¡¡± Such a yellow-haired talent! Damn you can imagine this! It's not easy. What else did Yang Feng want to ask? I stopped Yang Feng and asked Huang Mao: "Where should Mo Tiansheng's point be?Huang Mao almost cried: "Brother Bu, I'm just a low-level gangster in the Sihe Gang. How do I know?" "
At this time, Ren Lei piled the gangsters who had been knocked unconscious into a pile, lay on them and said, "Carrot! I'm hungry! Let's go eat?" I glanced at Ren Lei helplessly and said, "You I'm a foodie! But I'm also hungry, let's go! Let's eat steak! Let Yang Feng treat us" Yang Feng threw down Huang Mao and said: "Why?!"
Then, under the adoring eyes of the people around us, we gradually walked away and disappeared from everyone¡¯s sight
(It rained and thundered all night yesterday. I didn¡¯t dare to turn on the computer for fear of being struck by lightning, so I just finished a chapter yesterday, so today¡¯s chapter is longer)