I looked up at the oncoming crosses, swung the fire sword and cut a cross into two pieces, then kicked one away, dodged left and right to dodge and cut off the crosses one by one. What's interesting is that the crosses that I cut off immediately turned back to the size of locusts.
"And there was a copper wall made of crosses in front of Anta. I don't understand. Do you think he has this unique skill and wouldn't he have a better future as a magician? He is definitely no worse than David Copperfield
I recalled the Demon-Conquering Bricks and stepped on the soles of my feet, and madly injected star power into the Burning Fire Sword. The Burning Fire Sword shone with silver light and became huge. The best defense is to attack! As the saying goes, if you don't want to have your anus blown, go and have someone else's anus blown! Immediately, a big hole was opened in the copper and iron wall by the burning sword. Unfortunately, it was not cut into two parts. The wall looked like an inverted pair of shorts
It seemed that these Western monks were not as good-for-nothing as I thought. I followed the opening in the underpants wall and flew in. Suddenly, a slender cross flew towards my door with a cold light shining on its top. I suddenly I bent back and the cross flew past the tip of my nose. As soon as I straightened up, another slender cross flew towards my chest from Anta's grandson's crossbow. I was busy driving the bricks up, but unfortunately Still a little late, the cross passed through my crotch, turning my pants into crotchless pants, exposing my pure cotton pants. Although the skin was not hurt, it still made me break out in a cold sweat. If the cross went up a little bit
Even so, the great-grandsons who were watching the excitement shouted loudly, and some ladies covered their eyes and secretly looked at me through a crack
It¡¯s over Now I have shamed the Chinese people into the ancient times My eyes immediately turned red, it¡¯s grandma¡¯s ham sausage! Scholars can be killed but not humiliated! This grandson humiliated me so much, I want to kill him! No! I want to strip him naked, cut off his dick and stuff it into his anus! Then hang it on the flagpole of the United Nations, dry it as a mummy, make a specimen and send it to the National Palace Museum! This is the ugly face of the invaders! Let this turtle know that the Chinese people have stood up
I took off my shirt and tied it around my waist! Covering my crotchless pants, my upper body reveals strong and well-proportioned muscles. Under the sunlight, my bronze skin shines with metallic light. When paired with my usually elegant flat glasses, it also exudes a strange attraction. This caused some nymphomaniacs with bad eyes to exclaim
I looked at Anta calmly, threw away the fire sword in my hand, and touched the gray brick: "Old man! Give me strength here!" I held the brick tightly, and suddenly The bricks actually merged with my star power! It emits a dazzling silver light, and the demon-conquering tiles have changed from gray to black and bright, and are constantly reflecting the silver light. The dazzling silver and metallic black are intertwined. ¡
¡°At this moment, a long-lost yet familiar power surged through my body. When I first started working, a brick had smashed the heads of many great heroes. It is because of this innate compatibility with the bricks that the people and bricks become one. Every time I reach this state, my sense of precognition will be extremely sensitive, my body will be very flexible, and inexplicable emotions will flow out. the power of! Just like the explosion of the legendary small universe!
I walked towards Anta in a steady pace. Anta kept shooting cross arrows at me, but now my body's sensitivity and spiritual consciousness have increased several levels. Some of those cross arrows were batted away by me with bricks, and some were shot away by me. I grabbed it with my hands, and of course most of them got me out of the way
When I was still about ten steps away from the grandson, I suddenly let go of my hand. Banzhu suddenly shone with silver light and turned into a tombstone-sized Anta, suppressing it. The grandson threw two crosses in an attempt to block him, but as soon as he touched my brick, he turned back to the size of a locust, and the brick hit his chest solidly
Anta lifted the brick that hit his chest, stood up and stepped back, stringing up his crossbow. I grabbed the brick, and when it came to my hand, the brick turned into the size of an ordinary brick. My legs suddenly exerted force. , kicked Anta's crossbow away with one kick, and there was a black light in his right hand, but there was also a silver light flashing out, and there was lightning and thunder on the bricks, and it hit Anta's face with the sound of dragons and tigers roaring! (The fighting scenes are necessary, please do not go into details. Students who use bricks must not imitate. It is easy to accidentally hit yourself, just like the carrot and me that time ahem let's just read a book)
The demon-conquering bricks carry my anger! With all the rage in my pants! With the anger of Li Ning Garment Factory! With the anger of the workers who toiled to make the pants! Falling down hard with the anger of the Chinese people! "Long live the Chinese nation!" As I shouted, the bricks fell heavily on his face!
I heard a snap and Anta flew outA mouthful of teeth! My right hand kept slapping Anta's face hard, and of course my left hand started picking off bits and pieces like the cross from Anta's body
One minute later
I looked at the Anta on the ground, whose head no longer looked like a human being, and shouted loudly: "Immeasurable Heavenly Lord Good, good, good Tathagata, the big bald donkey said, if I knock you down, I will benefit millions of families, and I will take revenge on you." Just go find the bald donkeys, they are so good"
Then I ignored the black lines on the bald donkeys on the stage, picked up the fire sword and carved it on Anta's body: "Today I once again realized that people are one, and I defeated Anta alone, and I felt very happy Hu Luobuliu in 2012* Month Day¡¡¡"
I usually write in cursive, but I don¡¯t know why today I wrote very neat and beautiful block letters on Anta. Then I slowly walked out of the duel field. Today I once again realized the profoundness of Dao Banzhu's applied science. It seems that I will still work hard in the future!
¡°As time goes by, there is no limit to the application of bricks and tiles¡