Chapter 187 Today I will change your name to Li Ning
Last time, I said that the exorcist priest Anta challenged me, but I only wore Li-Ning shoes. Even if I won, if he begged me, I would not step on his soles and use them as shoes
When I was about to turn around and leave, Anta, like a girl who was about to be abandoned, grabbed my lapel tightly: "I won't let you go I won't let you go" Scratch! Did you get gay all over me? Is this okay? I pulled out the brick with a scratching sound and said hurriedly: "If you don't let go, I will use the brick to knock over your face and pat your brains out. It will look like tofu brain mixed with ketchup. Can you believe it?" At this time, some people said: The female compatriot in the student union retched: "President, what you said is disgusting. I will never drink tofu pudding again" Ren Lei wiped his saliva: "I am interested in trying it"
The exorcist priest Anta was still holding my lapel: "You can't leave, you have to duel with me!" "Get out! Do you need me to sleep with you?" That Anta suddenly froze for a moment and said: "That's okay ¡"I:"¡¡¡¡"
I pulled Ren Lei over and said, "Leave it to you! You can fry and fry as you please!" Ren Lei chuckled and said, "As a principled and moral zombie, I never kill anyone for the sake of my own words " I jumped to my feet and said: "You have no morals! I never said anything about the last time you and Yang Feng used the invisibility spell to sneak into the women's bathhouse!" Yang Feng said angrily: "Nonsense! I don't know the invisibility spell at all. ! Last time I leaned against the window to watch!" At this time, some female compatriots in the student union screamed: "Pervert! Pervert!"
Anta was dumbfounded as we accused each other and walked further and further away
Suddenly he slapped his forehead suddenly, rushed up and pulled my tie: "Duel with me! You sick man of East Asia! Cowardly Chinese! Cowardly dirty blood!" My body suddenly froze, and slowly He turned around and said: "Very good, I will duel with you"
There was a Korean who scolded me like this, and later he had to have someone hold his vagina when he peeed
Panda stood up and said: "Luobo, you go and rest! I'll do it!" Yang Feng said quietly: "I won't argue with you anymore. I will kill his wife, his mistress, and chop up his gay friend." , you are responsible for cutting off his right hand and destroying his genitals, oh by the way, block his anus by the way"
We all shuddered It turns out that Yang Feng is so evil I stopped the panda: "I'd better do it, I'm familiar with this" The panda looked at my face and nodded. nod¡¡
I slowly walked towards the duel field. The crowd who was about to disperse saw that there was excitement again, so they all ran back and sat down. Some of them yelled because their seats were occupied by others! It seems that we Chinese are not the only ones who have the custom of watching the excitement
?Anta, right? Today I will let you change your name to Li Ning!