Real Phantom Text 315 The Trouble with Big Breasts of Darkness
Outside the gate of Lu Gaoyin City, Megatron's deformed plane slowly landed, causing the desert residents at the gate to unconsciously exclaim in surprise. .f
Seeing Brother Wuyou and others walking out of the cabin one after another, the businessman Warev who came to pick him up immediately rushed forward and gave Brother Wuyou a bear hug, and said happily: "Oh, our hero, we finally have you here! Thank you. You sent Lord Megatron to escort us. If he hadn't fought off the monsters in the desert, we wouldn't have been able to reach Lu Goin safely. Come on, let me introduce you!"
Warev pulled Brother Wuyou up to a capable man dressed in Arabian clothing, and said with a smile: "This is King Jehain of Lu Goin, an outstanding leader. This is the great leader of our Rogge." Hero, defeat the demon queen Andariel and reclaim all the lost lands of the dragons.¡±
The fake name Brother Wuyou used in the first episode of Diablo was Portcas Dragon. Later, after completing the prequel plot of "One Piece", the name changed slightly. This time when entering the second act of Diablo, the name changed. Became Portkas?d?Dragon. However, the multiple letters in the middle can be completely ignored. Moreover, people in Rogge¡¯s camp always call Brother Wuyou ¡°Dragon¡±, and many people don¡¯t even remember the first name.
"Hello, respected Mr. Long!" Jiehein politely shook hands with Brother Wuyou and said with a smile: "Your heroic deeds have long been spread to our east. Ever since Warev said you would come here to help us eliminate monsters. , I have been looking forward to your arrival day and night! Although the mercenaries of Graz (the boss of the desert mercenaries) helped us defend the city, there are still many monsters raging outside the city, and even the sewers in the city are still invaded by various monsters. Occupied, I can only order the whole city to be under martial law and close the port. As a result, the economy and security of our city have been greatly affected, and the residents live in panic day and night. As the king, I beg you Help us fight off the monsters, and I will give you my full support in all aspects!¡±
Look, it¡¯s convenient to have a hero¡¯s name! No need to do any small tasks to gain trust, he was directly recognized by Jie Hain.
Brother Wuyou didn¡¯t say any kind words to Jie Hain. Instead, he turned directly to Megatron and ordered: "I'll give you three days. Destroy all the monsters in the desert. If you find a gathering place for monsters such as ancient tombs or caves, blow them up directly!"
"Yes, boss!" This type of destructive order is what Megatron likes the most. He immediately stood up and accepted the order, then transformed into a Cybertronian fighter jet and disappeared with a "whoosh".
"King Jehaine. Please wait a moment!" Brother Wuyou nodded towards Jehaine, closed his eyes and used spiritual pressure to detect the situation in the city's sewers.
Feeling a faint coercion envelope the whole city, Jie Hain and the desert residents who didn't quite believe in Brother Wuyou were immediately startled, and then their eyes turned to awe as they looked at Brother Wuyou.
"There are at least thousands of evil creatures in the sewer, and there is also a leader whose evil aura far exceeds that of ordinary monsters." Brother Wuyou said with his eyes closed: "Fortunately, the mercenaries guarding the entrance to the sewer are strong enough, and the terrain is also very conducive. Defend. Otherwise, Lu Gaoyin will change drastically overnight!"
"He is indeed a hero who defeated the Demon King. He actually found out the situation of the monsters just by sensing!" Jehain said with admiration: "That's right. There are many monsters in the sewer, and the leader is an undead creature named Rodament. . The kind-hearted bar owner Atma. It was because of Rodamente¡¯s attack that he lost his husband and son.¡±
"Sir Hero!" A beautiful young woman in a purple robe, who looked to be in her early thirties at most, walked quickly to Brother Wuyou, knelt down with a "pop" and pleaded with tears: "Please Please help me avenge my murder of my husband and my son! As long as you can destroy Rodament, Atma is willing to do anything for you!"
"Get up!" Brother Wuyou raised his hand slightly, used his mind to control objects to help Atma up, and said with a smile: "I came to Lu Gaoyin this time to eliminate evil and return a peaceful life to you. You There¡¯s no need to thank me, just treat me to a glass of Lu Goin¡¯s wine after I finish destroying the monsters!¡±
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????: He is a kind-hearted and upright person. He deserves to be a real hero! Brother Wuyou has not yet made any actual performance, but he has won the approval of all local residents with just a few words.
"Without further delay, I'll take action now!" Brother Wuyou said with an upright look: "King Jehain, please evacuate all mercenaries at the entrance to the sewer, and let the residents near the entrance take shelter for a while."
"Just call me Jie Hain!" Jie Hain nodded and immediately ordered his men to evacuate the people near the sewer, without doubting Brother Wuyou's intentions at all.
"Yan!" Brother Wuyou summoned the wagtail flame of fire to his side and ordered: "There are a total of sixteen sewer entrances and exits in the city, eight of which are located on the seaside. You use melt escape to seal fourteen of the exits, only in town andJust leave an exit on each side of the sea! "
"Yes, Master!" Yan nodded, immediately spread out his light wings and flew into the city, spitting out pieces of magma to seal the entrance to the sewer.
"Others are scattered to guard the various sewer exits. If I accidentally break through it, block it again immediately!" Brother Wuyou turned around and gave an order to Mei Zai and others.
Seeing a group of beauties moving rapidly in the city, Jie Hain admired Brother Wuyou even more. As expected of a great hero, even his subordinates are all masters. This time Lu Gaoyin can be saved.
The preparations were quickly completed. Brother Wuyou came to the unsealed sewer entrance in the city. He raised his hands to attract a large amount of sea water, which turned into a ribbon of water and circled around him. This scene also attracted the attention of the local residents who were following behind to watch the excitement. Amazed.
"Xiao Hei, go to the exit of the beach and guard. If any garbage is washed out, decompose it immediately to avoid polluting the sea water!" Brother Wuyou ordered Xiao Hei without looking back, then quickly formed seals with his hands and shouted sternly: " Water escape? Shui Qingbo!"
When Xiao Hei spread his black wings and flew to the seaside, the seawater surrounding Brother Wuyou immediately rushed into the sewer, and the amount of water was so large that it actually continued to hit for a long time without stopping.
It felt like the seawater was almost filling the sewer. Brother Wuyou immediately separated the sodium ions in it and ignited a yellow flame in the water.
At the seaside exit, sea water mixed with yellow flames rushed out. All kinds of monsters that should have been flushed out have already been burned out by the flames of sodium ions. Xiao Hei waited for a long time but did not see any garbage flushed out.
Because Lu Gaoyin¡¯s sewers are spread all over the city¡¯s underground. It took Brother Wuyou about twenty minutes to clean it up. Then he opened the closed exit, which not only helped Lu Gaoyin eliminate internal hidden dangers, but also helped them clean the sewers for free. Brother Wuyou is really a man of countless merits!
After Brother Wuyou finished the work, Jie Hain immediately sent people into the sewer to check, and the result was naturally extremely good.
It only took a while to eliminate all the monsters in the sewer. Brother Wuyou's reputation as a hero suddenly rang through the sky in Lu Gaoyin. The bar owner Yatma wants to invite Brother Wuyou to have a drink. But he was rejected by the righteous hero Brother Wuyou. Because he felt that Jehain's palace was filled with the smell of blood and evil. He didn't want to waste time, he wanted to eliminate all the monsters here as soon as possible and return a peaceful life to every resident of Lu Goin.
So touched! The residents of Lu Goin, including King Jehain, were all moved to tears. have a look. What is a hero? This is the hero who is truly worthy of praise from all people!
Naturally, Jie Haiyin would not reject Brother Wuyou's kindness and personally opened the palace door for him and handed the key to the palace prison to Brother Wuyou.
This poor king, because monsters suddenly emerged from the palace prison, not only slaughtered all his wives. It also caused him to become the first king in history who had no home to return to. Later, they relied on desert mercenaries to recapture the palace hall. Poor Jehain could only seal the entrances to his residence and underground prison. He made a bed on the floor and slept in the hall.
The main purpose of Brother Wuyou¡¯s visit to Lu Gaoyin this time is to capture the kind-hearted archangel in Tal Rasha¡¯s ancient tomb. And he was pressed for time and couldn't afford to waste it at all, so he was so active.
Brother Wuyou did not take everyone into the palace prison. There were only three people with him, Andariel who needed the heart of light, Akara who needed the blood of an angel, and Xiaonan, an expert in detection. Everyone else stayed in Lu Goin, checking whether there were any missing monsters and helping Tsunade complete the job change.
In the slightly shabby lobby of the Lugoine Hotel, Tsunade, Nami, and Galadia were discussing business with the one-eyed hotel owner Aigis.
"Aigis used to command the largest band of thieves in the desert, and almost monopolized all the business without capital here. Unfortunately, he lost his left eye when assassinating a certain big shot, and then the demon invaded, so he stopped and turned into a hotel. Boss." Nami played with a purple gold coin and said slowly: "Originally, a master among ordinary people like you would not interest us at all, but you took something that belonged to my master. So the master asked me to come and ask for it back."
"Uh three beautiful ladies, I, Aigis, have indeed done a lot of wrong things before, but I have stopped doing them for a long time!" One-eyed Aigis said with a wry smile: "Besides, I have never been there before. It¡¯s impossible to take away items from the West, are you looking for the wrong person?¡±
"A hero will never wrongly accuse someone!" The bar owner Atma walked into the hotel lobby and said seriously: "Aigis, although we are business partners, you often bring me many customers, but this I will never help you this time. You'd better be honest and take out the things and return them to me.Be a hero! "
"Butbut I really haven't taken anything from the West. How can I return it?" Aigis was so aggrieved that he almost cried.
"A small metal box with special magic symbols tattooed on it." Nami stretched out her hand and gestured, raising her head slightly and said: "The box is called the Horadric Cube, which is a relic of the Horadric clan. My master's teacher , that is, the great sage Deckard Cain, the last member of the Horadric clan, has been looking for the items he left in the Aranok Desert, including this box. Although you did not mean it, since the box has arrived Now that we have found it in your hands, you should return it to us obediently! Otherwise"
Nami raised a slender hand, and "crackling" electric sparks immediately appeared in her hand, startling Aigis.
As soon as Nami finished threatening her, Galadia immediately ran out and pretended to be a good person. She said with a smile: "Mr. Aigis, Nami has a bad temper. Please forgive me! This time the master will lead us to the east. , one is to eliminate the demonic forces, and the other is to recover the relics of the Horadric clan. If you really have the Horadric Cube in your hand, please return it to us, and the owner will definitely thank you!"
Well, one sings a red face and the other sings a white face. It seems that you are determined to get that thing!
"Hey!" Aigis sighed helplessly and said with a wry smile: "Okay, okay, I remembered what it was."
After hesitatingly taking out a small metal box from his arms, Aigis said with a face full of reluctance: "This is a good thing! I used it to make a lot of equipment and potions, and armed my band of thieves. If not If the devil attacks, my band of thieves will definitely still"
"Bring it here!" before Aigis finished speaking. Nami snatched the small metal box from his hand. He said with disdain: "Is it honorable to be a thief? You are complacent about taking other people's things. You don't feel ashamed! Be a good person from now on and don't have any evil thoughts anymore, do you hear me?"
Tsunade and Galadia on the side couldn't help but rolled their eyes secretly: You Nami is a super thief, you have to take something with you wherever you go. Don't you feel ashamed that you actually teach others to behave well?
"Don't worry!" Aigis nodded with a wry smile and said: "The brothers in the thieves group are no longer here, and I have quit working long ago. I will run this hotel from now on, and my life will be no problem! Since the box I¡¯ve already given it back to you. Then I¡¯ll give you another thing too! Wait a moment!¡±
Aigis turned around and walked into his room on the ground floor of the hotel. After a while, he came out with a staff.
"I'm sorry!" Aigis put the staff on the counter. He said apologetically: "Originally, when I found the box, there were three things in total. In addition to the box, there was also an amulet and a slightly twisted exquisite staff. Because I didn't know the function of the box at the time, I confused the amulet and staff. Put them together, and the result becomes what it is now. If this is also a relic of the Horadric clan, then you can take it back!"
"The amulet is called the 'Viper Amulet', and the twisted staff is called the 'King's Staff'." Galadia picked up the staff and said with a smile: "Actually, you didn't do anything wrong. There are only two items that fit together." Only by combining two into one can we restore it to its original appearance, which is this 'Horadik Staff'. From the name, you can tell that this is also a relic of the Horadric clan, so we will take it back, thank you for your honesty!"
Unexpectedly, the two items that were obtained from the Maggot Lair and the Clawed Viper Temple in the original game were also in Aigis's hands, and were synthesized by him into the staff used to open Tal Rasha's true tomb. In this way, when Brother Wuyou opens Tal Rasha's real tomb, it will definitely be different from the one in the original game.
Having successfully obtained the Horadric Cube and an additional staff, Nami and Galadia's mission was completed. Next, it was Tsunade's turn to find a way to change her job to a dark assassin from Aigis.
"Mr. Aigis!" Tsunade said politely with a smile on her face: "I heard that you used to be the strongest thief in the Aranok Desert, especially proficient in the art of assassination, and I happen to be very interested in the art of assassination. I don't know. Can you give me some advice?"
"You want to learn my assassination technique?" Aigis looked at Tsunade with a strange expression, and finally shook his head and said apologetically: "I'm sorry! Although my assassination technique is not a secret technique that cannot be taught to others, but You can¡¯t learn!¡±
"Why?" Tsunade said puzzledly: "I have a very strong physical fitness, and my punching speed and movement speed are also very fast. I am no weaker than ordinary thieves. I just want to learn some specific assassination skills, so that I can Isn¡¯t it okay?¡±
"Uh" Aigis hesitated for a moment and said with a wry smile: "Logically speaking, your hero has helped us so much, so I shouldn't refuse your request for advice. Butbut the problem?, my assassination technique has very strict requirements on body shape. You must have a flat body like mine to learn, flat, do you understand? "
As Aigis spoke, he raised his hand to make signs on his chest.
Tsunade was not an idiot. She immediately understood what Aigis meant and asked slightly depressed: "Does having big breasts hinder the practice of assassination? I have been fighting with this body for decades and I have long been used to it. It shouldn¡¯t be a big deal, right?¡±
"It's not that it's not a big problem, but it's a huge hindrance!" In order to let Tsunade understand the disadvantages of big breasts, Aigis personally demonstrated to her, first flatly sticking them against the wall, and then climbing up to the ceiling, tightly Sticking to the ceiling, he explained to Tsunade: "Did you see? My assassination technique is very particular about concealment. The smaller the body, the better, and the flatter the body, the better. I have had several female subordinates before, and they are precisely because Her breasts were too big. As a result, she either fainted due to the excessive pressure on her chest and couldn't breathe while lurking, or she didn't lurk well enough to be discovered, and ended up being killed. There was only one female subordinate named Chun Ge, who didn't have extra breasts. . The latent ability is first-rate. So it¡¯s not that I don¡¯t want to teach you, but you can¡¯t learn well even if I teach you!¡±
Tsunade is depressed! As a beautiful woman, she has always been very satisfied with her breasts, even proud of them, because the size of her breasts will directly affect a woman's charm. No woman doesn't want her breasts to be bigger. But this time, her proudest part prevented her from changing jobs. There really are gains and losses!
"Go on!" Nami suddenly threw the purple gold coin she was playing with to Aigis. He said seriously: "Find a way to help Tsunade change her profession to an assassin. This purple gold coin, which is unique in the world, belongs to you!"
Nami is very greedy and stingy, but she is also very loyal. In order to help Tsunade complete her job change, she gave away her favorite money for the first time. have to say. Nami is so cute like this!
"What a good thing!" Aigis was very knowledgeable and could tell at a glance that the purple gold coin was worth a lot, but after stroking it carefully a few times, he reluctantly returned the purple gold coin to Nami.
"I'm sorry! It's not that I don't want to help her, but my profession is really not suitable for her!" Aigis looked at the purple gold coin in Nami's hand and said depressedly: "I am a thief born out of the assassin profession. No. She is good at elemental attacks. But she has mastered a set of stealth skills. And her figurehow to put it! As a woman, she is worthy of pride and pride, but she wants to change her profession to a thief. That is completely impossible!"
"Is there no other way?" Nami put the purple gold coin touched by Aigis on the counter and asked unwillingly: "For example, help her restore the elemental skills of the assassin and give up the hidden skills. Category?"
"Impossible!" Aigis shook his head, staring at the purple gold coins on the counter, and said: "Each profession has its own characteristics. The biggest advantage of the thief profession I have mastered is lurking. If you ignore it, With stealth skills, it is 100% impossible to successfully change jobs. If uh, wait, I have an idea!"
Aigis grabbed the purple gold coin on the counter, ran back to his room and groped for a while, and then walked out with a strange-looking dagger.
"When I was young, I joined an assassination group and once rescued a novice assassin. Later, the girl recognized me as her godfather, and I taught her many skills." Aigis put the dagger in front of Tsunade and smiled. He said: "My goddaughter is an orthodox assassin. Originally, I wanted to teach her the stealth skills, but it turned out that she was too developed and failed to learn it. This dagger is a token between me and her. , you go to my goddaughter with a dagger, and she will meet all your demands. If you want to get benefits from her without a token, she will drain all the money from you, and finally kill you."
"What a talent!" Nami couldn't help but sigh: "That goddaughter of yours is definitely a talent, she's even more ruthless than me!"
Tsunade put away the strange-looking dagger and asked doubtfully: "Then where can I find your goddaughter?"
"Well" Aigis thought for a moment and said, "She came to my place not long ago and said she was going to assassinate one of the most powerful enemies. Then she took a boat to Kurast Port. You should be able to Find her over there. Oh, by the way, her name is Nataya. She usually wears a tight black leather jacket and shoulder armor, and has short black hair."
"Nataya?" Tsunade, Nami, and Galadia looked at each other in surprise, nodded and said, "Okay, thank you for your help. When we find Natalya, we will also report it to you. peaceful!"
"That's the best!" Aigis said with a smile: "The devil has attacked here recently, and I'm worried that that girl will come back to find me! Tell her for me, let her complete the task well and challenge a higher level. To the limit, as a father, I will always support?Her! "
After working on it for a long time, it turned out that Aigis¡¯s goddaughter was Nataya, another key figure who switched jobs as an assassin. But it's a good thing that he came to Aigis first, otherwise if he went to Nataya directly, he would probably be drained of all his money by her, and then start a fight after a disagreement at the end. This time, Nami only sacrificed a purple gold coin in exchange for any help from Natalya. Overall, it was a good deal.
Tsunade's side is half done. Brother Wuyou's side went smoothly at first. He went on a killing spree all the way into the palace prison, then entered the mysterious sanctuary through the portal, and then Xiaonan explored the path and found the portal into Warlock Canyon accurately. But after arriving at Warlock Canyon, Xiaonan released paper butterflies, and Brother Wuyou created a shadow clone. He searched all seven ancient tombs but failed to find the room of the big fat insect Du Riel