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251 Naruto: Super Big Accident
The plot takes place on the afternoon of January 25, 1960 in Konoha, in a casino on the hot spring street of Yuno Kuni. []
"This how is this possible?" The casino dealer said in shock: "The legendary big fat sheep is actually a master of gambling skills. Is she a fake?"
"Tsunade-sama is so awesome." Shizune, who was holding a piglet in her arms, looked at the mountain of gambling money in front of Tsunade and said excitedly: "It's better now. I can finally pay off all the previous gambling debts."
Contrary to Shizune, Tsunade, who had rarely won a lot of money, frowned deeply and said in a deep voice: "Shizune, pack the money, let's leave here right away."
"Huh? Yes." Shizune heard that Tsunade's tone was a little strange, and without any further hesitation, she immediately packed her suitcase skillfully and left the casino with Tsunade.
In the evening, Shizune and Tsunade had left the hot spring street and arrived at another hot spring town. She couldn't help but asked Tsunade out of curiosity, "Tsunade-sama, are there any debt collectors here?"
"I don't know." Tsunade shook her head slightly and said extremely seriously: "I have a very strong feeling that we will encounter trouble."
At the same time, Brother Wuyou, who was standing in the air above the hot spring street, carefully sensed the spiritual pressure below, frowned and said: "It's strange, there is no strong spiritual pressure reaction, no wonder Tsunade has left?"
"She shouldn't be able to walk far in half a day. Go to a nearby town to look for her." Andalil, the ill-fated strategist, immediately suggested.
Brother Wuyou didn¡¯t hesitate any longer and immediately conducted a blanket search centered on the hot spring street
Half an hour later, it was over a tavern in a hot spring town.
"A spiritual pressure that is slightly stronger than Mi Mei, a spiritual pressure that is stronger than Anko but weaker than Kakashi, and a non-human spiritual pressure. It seems that this is it." Brother Wuyou couldn't help but raise the corner of his mouth. With a hint of evil smile, he whispered to himself: "When I learn the medical ninjutsu, Tsunade, this big fat sheep like you will be mine."
Although Brother Wuyou kept telling the third-generation old man that he did not want to learn medical ninjutsu, in fact he still wanted to master a healing ability. After all, healing abilities are useful in any situation, even more practical than combat abilities. Even if Brother Wuyou doesn't need it himself, he can still treat others at critical moments.
Opening the door of the tavern, Brother Wuyou immediately found Tsunade and Shizune sitting in the northeast corner with the help of his spiritual pressure.
Walking to Tsunade's table, Brother Wuyou sat down opposite her without any courtesy and said with a smile: "Tsunade-chan, long time no see, do you still remember me?".
"Huh?" Tsunade, who was blushing after drinking, looked up at Brother Wuyou, hesitated for a while and said with a wry smile: "So it's you, Demon Sword Ryuichi, no wonder I won so much money at once, and you came to your door." It¡¯s really a nuisance.¡±
"Jiang" Hearing Brother Wuyou call Tsunade "chan", Shizune's eyes widened and asked Tsunade: "Tsunade-sama, who is this man? He actually calls you 'chan'?"
"The second generation disciple, Sarutobi-sensei's contemporary, Kurosaki Ryuichi from the Demon Sword Clan." Tsunade drank the sake in the cup in one gulp and said with a hint of helplessness: "He protected Sarutobi during the Ninja World War. The teacher and others retreated, and he was seriously injured and fell into suspended animation. He has been lying in the underground special care ward of Konoha Hospital. I have checked him before. With his age and qualifications, he can indeed call me 'Tsunade-chan'. But this guy He is not a good person. He has been overbearing and unreasonable since he was a child, and he is also very lustful. I was often bullied by him when I was a child."
??????????????????????? Well, it is indeed the only powerful talent "True Phantom", and it actually helped Brother Wuyou and Tsunade directly establish a relationship. Although Brother Wuyou really wanted to bully Tsunade, in fact he never did it. It was really an unjust death
"Ah~~~" Shizune was greatly stimulated and said in surprise: "How is it possible that the second second-generation disciple has bullied Tsunade-sama? He looks like he is only in his twenties at most?"
"Although he has been sleeping for more than forty years, his physical age does not seem to have increased. Am I right, the bastard Long Yi who stole my lollipop?" It seemed that Tsunade and Brother Wuyou were at odds, so she asked His tone was not polite at all.
"That's absolutely correct. My physical age is indeed only in my twenties." Brother Wuyou said with a smile: "Tsunade-chan, don't mention those old things. It hurts your feelings to talk about them. I'm here to see you this time, Sarutobi. What he means is, he asked me to learn medical ninjutsu from you, and he also didn¡¯t allow me to go to Cloud Ninja Village to avenge Tobirama-sensei, and he even forced me to become the Fifth Hokage, and there was nothing I could do about it.¡±
"Oh?" Tsunade was slightly surprised and sat up straight, staring at Brother Wuyou for a long time.I couldn't help but smile and said: "Sarutobi-sensei is very good at selecting people. You are indeed the most suitable person to be the Fifth Hokage."
"Tsunade-sama" Shizune quickly leaned into Tsunade's ear and whispered: "Isn't he a bad guy? If the Sandaime chose him to be Hokage, wouldn't that be a trap for the entire Konoha?"
"You are worrying too much, Shizune." Tsunade refilled her wine glass and said with a smile: "This guy is indeed an out-and-out bastard, but he also has a good side. He has a strong sense of responsibility, or he is very defensive. Anyone who bullies someone he values ??will have only one outcome - I was chased by a wild dog when I was young, and the next day, he treated me to a meal of dog meat. If he is willing to put aside his grudge and take over the position of Hokage, Then the people of Konoha will be happy and worry-free."
Hearing what Tsunade said, Shizune turned her head to look at Brother Wuyou in disbelief, and her very bad first impression of Brother Wuyou changed slightly.
Who has ever treated you to dog meat? Brother Wuyou secretly rolled his eyes, feeling speechless at the powerful talent effect.
"It's okay to teach you medical ninjutsu, but you'd better behave yourself." Tsunade pointed at Brother Wuyou with her chopsticks and said seriously: "When I was little before, the most you could do was steal my snacks and occasionally sneak up and kiss me. . Now that I have grown up, if you dare to attack me again, please be careful and I will not be polite."
"Shizune" Tsunade turned to Shizune and said: "Sleep with me at night, and don't take off the ninja tool on your body. He and Jiraiya are both big perverts, but Jiraiya can only peep at most, and But he dared to take action. If he hadn't been busy practicing the secret technique of the magic sword in the past, eight out of ten beauties in Konoha would not have been able to escape his clutches. If I am not mistaken, after he woke up this time, he would have said as little as possible It has harmed many women.¡±
God, Tsunade really said that Brother Wuyou not only ate the two beauties Anko and Uzuki Xiyan, but also the little beauty Ino who had not yet grown. Even the head of Kirigakure Village. Eaten by him. And just before coming to look for Tsunade, Brother Wuyou also forcibly took away Tiantian's first kiss, leaving the little beauty at a loss, but the shadow of Brother Wuyou was left in her heart
"Hey, don't go around ruining my image." Brother Wuyou stared at Tsunade's chest without concealing his eyes. He stuck out his tongue and licked his lips. He said with a smirk, "But it's really unexpected. I didn't expect the lovely Tsunade in the past." Hand-chan, now she has grown into a beautiful cow-level beauty with rippling waves, I really want to taste it."
"Hey" Tsunade sighed helplessly, and said to Shizune: "Did you see, this is his true face. You have a good figure and appearance. You must pay attention to protecting yourself, otherwise you will be killed by a certain shadow-level giant." The pervert ate until there were no bones left.¡±
¡°Ah~~~¡± Shizune quickly crossed her arms and looked at Brother Wuyou in horror, feeling a slight chill on her back.
"Bang" he slapped the table gently, and Tsunade pointed at Brother Wuyou and said solemnly: "In order to protect Shizune, and more importantly to protect myself, I will start teaching you medical ninjutsu tonight. Once you learn it, get out of here." "
"Okay." Brother Wuyou spread his hands helplessly and said with a curl of his lips: "Since you hate me so much, then I have no choice but to learn medical ninjutsu as soon as possible, then go to Yun Ninja Village to avenge Teacher Tobirama, and finally move to Kiri The Hidden Village is settled.¡±
"Don't mess around." Upon hearing that Brother Wuyou was going to kill people in Yun Ninja Village, Tsunade immediately said nervously: "The past grudges have long since passed, and the Nidaime does not want you to provoke another war. Also, you You grew up in Konoha, and Konoha is your home. If the second generation knew that you abandoned Konoha and moved to another country, he would definitely be very sad."
"You're not my wife, why do you care so much?" Brother Wuyou rolled his eyes lazily, snatched Tsunade's chopsticks away from him without politeness, and said while eating: "Your mission is to teach me medical tolerance. Technique, if you don¡¯t want to teach me, I will kill Yun Ninja Village right now.¡±
"You" Tsunade stood up angrily and pointed at Brother Wuyou, speechless.
"Konoha was built by the two seniors of the Senju clan with hard work. As the granddaughter of the first Hokage, Tsunade naturally did not want to see Konoha fall into war again due to Brother Wuyou's actions. But the man in front of him was famous for being domineering and unreasonable, and talking to him had no effect at all, which stumped Tsunade.
"That's good. As long as you are willing to put aside your feud and take over the position of the Fifth Hokage, I will I will" After a slight hesitation, Tsunade suddenly pulled Shizune in front of her and said seriously: "I will Shizune will marry you"
Good guy, the third generation old man sold Tsunade so that Brother Wuyou could take over the position of Hokage. Similarly, Tsunade has now sold Shizune. It is true that like a teacher, like a disciple.
"Ah~~~" The stimulation this time was too great. Shizune exclaimed and said with tears in her eyes: "Tsunade-sama, you can't do this to me. If you don't have me by your side, who will take care of you in the future?" YouLiving and eating, who can help you avoid gambling debts?"
"Shizune, listen to me." Tsunade looked at Shizune seriously and said softly: "Although Long Yi is a little brutal, a little lustful, and likes to kill people with a knife, he is strong and has a strong sense of responsibility. , he is also very handsome, and he is also very affectionate. You will not suffer if you marry him. For the future of Konoha and the peace of the world, I will wrong you this time."
"Tsunade-sama, you can't do this to me. I have never thought about getting married." Shizune cried
"Psycho" Brother Wuyou curled his lips in disdain and said: "Who likes this woman who is always saying 'ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, lie,' will be discussed later. Teach me the medical ninjutsu first."
"As long as you learn the medical ninjutsu, you will be mine. If you want to play with this "ah, woman", you will be able to do it. (Brother Wuyou¡¯s voice)
"Okay then" Tsunade nodded and said: "I will teach you medical ninjutsu first, but you have to promise me that after you complete the training, you will return to Konoha and you are not allowed to go to the Cloud Ninja Village to cause trouble."
"Don't worry, it's not that time yet." Brother Wuyou waved his hand nonchalantly and said: "In a few days, I will go back to Konoha to deal with the alliance with Kirigakure, and then I will go to the Rain Ninja Village to find the Thunder God. Even if you want to take revenge, you have to arrange it for later."
That night, Tsunade and Shizune didn¡¯t dare to rest (for fear of Brother Wuyou¡¯s night attack), and concentrated on teaching Brother Wuyou medical ninjutsu.
"Mr. Long Yi, please be gentle, you are bleeding"
Brother Wuyou: "I'm already very light. If I get any lighter, I won't feel anything anymore."
Tsunade: "Don't use so much force, take it easy and take it easy."
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ¡°Ah~~~ Stop now, it¡¯s split, it¡¯s bleeding profusely¡±
"Tsk" Brother Wuyou retracted his hand in displeasure, curled his lips and said, "What a bad fish, it actually died after using medical ninjutsu on it."
Tsunade lowered her head and took a closer look at the dead fish that was used as an experiment (it was originally half-dead, but was cured to death by Brother Wuyou~~~), shook her head helplessly, and said: "Long Yi, although your chakra It is a pure water attribute, very flexible, and its fine control of chakra is better than mine, but I still regret to tell you that you cannot learn medical ninjutsu."
"Why?" Brother Wuyou was really unhappy this time. It¡¯s okay if he can¡¯t learn Kidou¡¯s healing ability. I didn¡¯t expect that he couldn¡¯t even learn medical ninjutsu. Could it be that he is destined to only be an offensive warrior?
"The reason is your bloodline, the bloodline of the Demon Sword Clan." Tsunade pointed at the dead fish and explained: "The Demon Sword Clan's blood lineage limit is very special, it is the sword energy with super strong attack power. Although your chakra is pure It is water-based, but it also carries a hint of hidden sharpness. When you use medical ninjutsu, Chakara will repair from the smallest cells, but that sharpness is destroying at the same time. Chakara The finer the carats, the faster the damage. If you continue to treat the fish, the damage will outpace the repair, and eventually the fish will turn into a plate of sashimi."
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"Asshole master, don't be depressed. I was originally the number one murder weapon in the world, not a scalpel used to save people." Miss Hyacinth said leisurely in the mental space: "Anyway, as long as you contract Tsunade, you will have a The strongest medical ninja, what else do you have to worry about?"
That¡¯s true. Having Tsunade is equivalent to having a portable special effects medical kit, which is more effective than any medical equipment. With Brother Wuyou's character, it's okay for him to kill people, but it's more difficult for him to save people. Even if he learns medical ninjutsu, he can only use it a few times.
"Sixty-one of the Binding Dao? Sixty-two of the Six-Stand Light Binding Dao? Sixty-three of the Hundred-step Railing of the Binding Dao? Chain Binding" Since you can't learn medical ninjutsu, what are you waiting for, brother Wuyou? He turned his back on the spot and cast three bounds in a row to imprison the stunned Tsunade, preparing to contract her directly.
"Long Yi, what are you doing?" Tsunade didn't understand why Brother Wuyou wanted to sneak up on her, and thought that this big pervert wanted to do that kind of thing to her, so she said nervously: "Don't mess around, I already have a sweetheart. , it¡¯s impossible to be with you¡±
"Don't be nervous, I don't want to do anything to you, but I want to own you as a whole." Brother Wuyou smiled evilly and stretched out a hand, activated the forced contract and grabbed Tsunade's head.
As for Shizune on the side, Brother Wuyou didn't pay attention to her at all. First of all, Shizune didn't have the strength to hurt him, and secondly, Brother Wuyou wanted to play with Shizune and didn't intend to kill her, so he just left her alone and ignored her. As a result, mistakes always tend to appear in the smallest things
"Don't even think about hurting Tsunade-sama." As Shizune shouted, a smoke bomb exploded at Brother Wuyou's feet, and the smoke quickly spread.The smoke blocked Brother Wuyou's sight.
When the smoke gradually dissipated, Tsunade was still imprisoned in place, but Brother Wuyou was dumbfounded.
Because of excessive self-confidence and an inability to stop, Brother Wuyou caught the wrong person. The hand he used to initiate the forced contract was right on Shizune's head
"Oh, now it's fun." Miss Hyacinth pointed to Dinisha beside her and said, "Get ready to go out to rescue your new partner. The bastard master is murderous."
With a "pop" sound, Shizune was slapped hard by Brother Wuyou and fell to the ground, blood immediately oozing from the corner of her mouth.
Brother Wuyou, who had a ferocious face, slowly drew out his Zanpakutš and said through gritted teeth: "You are very good and loyal, but what I want is not a waste like you. Go to hell."
"Ryuichi, don't mess around." Tsunade was still confused about the situation. She didn't understand why Shizune, who was not weak in strength, didn't resist, so she could only ask Brother Wuyou to stop. It's a pity that Brother Wuyou was blinded by anger at this time, and he only wanted to kill the "trash" who caused him to waste a precious contract position.
"Dang" a generous double-edged sword blocked Brother Wuyou's Zanpakutš that slashed towards Shizune. Dinisha smiled slightly and said: "Boss, wake up. If you really kill her, a contracted position But it completely disappeared.¡±
The sudden appearance of Dinisha really made Brother Wuyou calm down. Since Brother Wuyou's spiritual value has broken through to the realm of gods and demons, and the threshold for summoned beasts to freely enter and exit the spiritual space is that their own spiritual value is higher than that of their master, currently only Dinisha and Held can run out to play on their own, and the other summoned beasts They had to wait until Brother Wuyou summoned them before they could come out.
Looking coldly at Shizune who was lying on the ground crying, Brother Wuyou ignored Tsunade who was stunned by Dinisha's sudden appearance. He directly raised his hand and said to his watch: "Broken computer, help me delete the contract just now. , I know you must have a way."
The watch interface automatically opened, and the image of the middle-aged gentleman in the dream system spread his hands helplessly and said: "Brother, I can't help you this time. Your summoner profession belongs to the dream city profession system. Once the skills are formed, It cannot be changed. If you insist on deleting it, you will lose a contract summoning skill."
"Is there nothing you can do?" Brother Wuyou asked unwillingly.
"Unfortunately, there really isn't." The middle-aged gentleman image shook his head and said, "But I can give you two suggestions, which I just calculated based on the situation of Tsunade and Shizune. First, waste another contract position. Forcibly contract the Tsunade you want most. Secondly, Shizune's medical ninjutsu has been completely inherited from Tsunade, and she has also mastered a lot of poisonous ninjutsu. In addition to being weaker than Tsunade in combat power, she doesn't know how to 'forbidden jutsu' for the time being? Except for creation and regeneration, she is no worse than Tsunade in other aspects. Of course, the figure is not comparable, Tsunade's breasts are much larger than hers. You can ask Tsunade to teach Shizune the strange power skills and creative regeneration, so that she can It¡¯s equivalent to a second Tsunade, and it can definitely come in handy.¡±
Brother Wuyou took a deep breath, closed his eyes and entered a state of thinking.
Tsunade, who was still imprisoned, was even more confused when she heard the words of the dream system. Just as she was about to ask Brother Wuyou, a sharp double-edged sword was suddenly placed on her neck.
Dinisha let go of her demon power slightly and said with a chuckle: "The boss is thinking about the problem, you'd better not disturb him. If you make him unhappy, I will really kill you."
Feeling the strong pressure on Dinisha's body, Tsunade's back was suddenly soaked with cold sweat, and her mind became even more confused. She really couldn't figure out who the "familiar" Brother Wuyou was.
There are a total of eleven contract positions, two awakening contracts, respectively occupied by Dinisha and Held; nine ordinary contracts, five of which are occupied by Megatron, Akitsu, Yuriko, Harribel, and Andariel. Another one was occupied by Shizune by mistake, and now there are only three contract positions left. In the Naruto plot, there is a contract with Konan, and in the One Piece plot, there is an invincible person who must be contracted, and at most there is only one vacancy left. Since Shizune's ability is not weaker than Tsunade, there is no need to waste another contract position on Tsunade. It's really depressing.
What are you depressed about? It's simple, Shizune's figure is not as good as Tsunade's
Brother Wuyou slowly opened his eyes, turned his head and looked around, and saw that the doors and windows of the hotel room were all closed tightly, so he coldly said to Shizune: "I have passed on part of my memory to you, you should know that you What's your identity? Now stand up, take off your clothes and slap yourself. If it's swollen, treat it yourself and then continue the slap."
In Tsunade¡¯s disbelieving eyes, Shizune really took off her clothes and stood up, then slapped herself hard with tears in her eyes. This scene almost drove Tsunade crazy.
"Kurosaki Ryuichi, what kind of illusion did you cast on Shizune? Unlock it for her quickly." Tsunade thought Shizune was hit.?Brother Wuyou's illusion, while struggling desperately, he yelled at Brother Wuyou to release the illusion.
"This is not an illusion, but an absolute order from the master to the slave." A cruel smile appeared on Brother Wuyou's lips, and he said to Tsunade who could not break free from the shackles of the three ghost paths: "If you don't believe it, I can let you appreciate it. A better show¡±
"Shizune, take a needle and prick your nipple. Remember to let Tsunade-chan see clearly." Brother Wuyou gave another absolutely evil order to Shizune
ps: Actually, I personally like mute
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