"Aren't you going to take off?" (, "".net) Brother Wuyou, who was shirtless, clutched the waistband of his pants tightly and said with a wry smile: "I was only injured on my back and some of my hair was burned off. There is really nothing else. I was injured. Besides, my recovery ability is very strong. I have fully recovered now. You should go take care of Sarutobi and the others who are more seriously injured."
"No," the nymphomaniac nurse who had done a full-body examination for Brother Wuyou said very firmly: "Even if you are Kurosaki-sama who is stronger than the Third Hokage, the examination must still be done. This is Hokage-sama's order. It is also our responsibility. You are the strongest fighter in the village. Hokage-sama said that we must ensure that you are healthy and fine. Please ask Kurosaki-sama to take off your clothes and cooperate with the inspection, otherwise we will take action by force."
"Brother Long Yi, you should cooperate." Ino, whose eyes were still a little red, said softly: "You were injured because of me. If I can't guarantee that you are healthy and fine, I will never be able to forgive myself in my life."
"Then why are you following me here?" Brother Wuyou looked at the room full of female nurses and said with a wry smile: "I already feel very uncomfortable stripping off my clothes in front of a group of women, and now you are following me in too. , How can I be embarrassed?"
"II just can't worry about you. Just treat me as if I don't exist." Ino lowered her head with a blush on her face.
"Hey" Brother Wuyou sighed helplessly, gently opened the buckle of his belt, took off his trousers, closed his eyes and said, "Just watch it if you want, it's not the first time anyway."
There was silence in the room. All the female nurses held their breath and focused their attention on Brother Wuyou's only black underwear.
"Please don't move, we are going to start the examination." While speaking, the nymphomaniac nurse quickly squatted down and pulled down the black underwear, which was just ordinary clothing.
"Roar~~~" The giant dragon escaped from the trap and soared into the sky. Because the nymphomaniac nurse moved too fast, the little black dragon (actually Xiao Wuyou) was affected by the reaction force and shot out, hitting the nymphomaniac nurse without any bias. Lips
"Hiss~~~" There was a chorus of gasps in the room. Some nurses who saw it for the second time were still frightened by the majesty of something; many nurses who saw it for the first time raised their hands to cover their heads. Hold your chest, for fear that your heart will not be able to withstand the stimulation and will jump out.
Ino peeped with squinted eyes, and quickly raised her hand to cover her mouth, fearing that she would not be able to help but scream. As a twelve-year-old girl who has begun to develop, Ino's knowledge is very broad, and besides, the ninja school often Professor how to distinguish the vital parts of the human body, Ino naturally knows what that giant dragon is
At this moment, Jing Zhi was conflicted and afraid of whether she should refuse Brother Wuyou's request once Brother Wuyou made some request; she was afraid of how her delicate self could accommodate such a huge amount of money once she did not refuse Brother Wuyou's request. ¡
"Hey, I'm not a toy, let alone a lollipop. Come on, I'm very busy." I felt that my brother was unconsciously held in the hands of the nymphomaniac nurse, and she stretched out her tongue to gently lick it. Brother You immediately protested
"Ah?" Sensing her gaffe, the nymphomaniac nurse quickly stood up and said seriously: "Please wait a moment, the examination will be completed soon."
Turn back and prepare to say hello to other nurses to help check it together. As a result, it is a large spitting eye to welcome the idiot nurse
"It's really troublesome." Brother Wuyou, who had put on his clothes, inserted his Zanpakutš back into his waist and muttered unhappily: "I have obviously fully recovered, but you still want to touch me for a long time. Haven't you seen these women?" A man?"
Ino, who went to the third generation old man's ward with Brother Wuyou, blushed and lowered his head, saying guiltily: "I'm sorry, Brother Long Yi, if it weren't for me, you wouldn't have lost the fight."
"Idiot, you've said 'I'm sorry' dozens of times." Brother Wuyou reached out and touched Ino's head, and said with a smile: "The competition is about strength, and the reason why you lost this time has nothing to do with you. , it only shows that my strength is not enough and I need to practice well. Just dealing with three old guys is so troublesome. It seems that revenge for Teacher Tobirama cannot be rushed."
"I feel relieved when I hear you say that." A third-generation old man with many bandages on his body suddenly appeared from behind and said with a smile: "Long Yi, rest assured and practice your ninjutsu. Although the power of the Demon Sword Clan is very powerful. , but some areas are still not as useful as ninjutsu. If I remember correctly, you seemed to have only learned a water dragon bomb before, and you didn't even learn the most basic three-body jutsu. I arranged two ninjutsu teachers for you. We are here to help you with any difficult questions 24 hours a day. Gale, Xiyan, come over and say hello to Long Yi."
"Meet Kurosaki-sama" Today's Wuyou brother is definitely popular in Konoha Village. Anyone who sees him will respectfully call him Kurosaki-sama, so onceAs soon as two ninjas wearing Konoha vests, a man and a woman, appeared, they knelt down on one knee and greeted him respectfully.
"You are Uzuki Xiyan, an ANBU directly under the old monkey." Brother Wuyou looked at the female ninja, then turned to another sickly male ninja with dark circles, and said hesitantly but surely: "You were the ANBU who followed me with Uozuki Xiyan last time, but you just didn't speak, right?"
"I'm honored that Lord Kurosaki still remembers my name." Uzuki Xiyan lowered his head to Brother Wuyou again and said with a smile: "Because Lord Kurosaki doesn't have many acquaintances in Konoha, Lord Hokage specially arranged for the two of us to be together. Although we are not professional teachers when you explain ninjutsu, there is still no problem in explaining some of the most basic ninjutsu. The person next to me is named Moonlight Hayate, and he is my contemporary."
"Old monkey, you are not authentic." Brother Wuyou deliberately patted the wound of the third generation old man, making the poor old man grin and said angrily: "In name, he arranged for someone to teach me ninjutsu, but in fact Send someone to spy on me. Am I, Kurosaki Ryuichi, the kind of person who doesn¡¯t keep his word?¡±
"Ahem!" Moonlight Hayate, who died young in the original plot, coughed twice and said weakly: "Kurosaki-sama, you misunderstood Hokage-sama. We did not wear masks this time, which means we are not following you as ANBU. I don¡¯t mean to spy on you because you haven¡¯t come into contact with many people in Konoha. Except for the four senior officials at the same time as you, you only know Ino Yamanaka and us, so the Hokage sent us here.¡±
"Oh my God, you are sick." Brother Wuyou suddenly pulled Ino out of the distance, pointed at the moonlight blast and said to the third generation old man: "Old monkey, I just missed and injured you in the fight, but again Why have I saved you before? How could you arrange for a tuberculosis ghost to follow me?"
Hearing Brother Wuyou call Yue Guang Feng a tuberculosis ghost, Mao Yue Xiyan¡¯s face immediately sank.
"Long Yi, Gao Feng's disease is not contagious. What are you afraid of? Besides, everyone in the Demon Sword clan has extremely strong bodies. Even if they want to get sick, they can't get sick." The third-generation old man curled his lips helplessly and said, "I'm not They sent them to monitor you, but Konoha today is completely different from that of the past. They are afraid that you will get lost. They are waiting for you to recover your chakra and learn basic ninjutsu. In the future, you will also go to the beach to learn the water escape that the Nidaime specially left for you. No one will lead the way. That won¡¯t work either.¡±
"I'm not afraid of getting sick, but what if sister Ino is infected?" Brother Wuyou protected Ino behind his back and said with a pinched neck: "Anyway, I have sister Ino by my side, so I'm not afraid of getting lost. You'd better let them Let the two of you go back. As for learning ninjutsu, if you encounter something you don¡¯t understand, I can go directly to you."
Seeing that Brother Wuyou was so concerned about him, Jingye's heart was sweeter than eating honey, so he couldn't help but put it on Brother Wuyou's back.
"I'm Hokage and I have a lot of work to do, so I'll play with you all day long when I'm free." The third generation old man said in a dumbfounded voice, "And your sister Ino, she's about to graduate, so she has to take the time to review her homework. It¡¯s impossible for me to hang around you every day. Be obedient, don¡¯t act hotheaded, and let Gao Feng and Xiyan follow you.¡±
"I don't care, anyway, I just don't want tuberculosis ghosts to follow me." Brother Wuyou looked up at the sky (ceiling) and said with a scoundrel look on his face: "If no one teaches me basic ninjutsu, I can go to the ninja school to learn with sister Ino. Don't talk about embarrassing yourself, the Demon Sword clan only cares about life and death, not about face."
Looking at the rogue-like Brother Wuyou, the third-generation old man who is "familiar" with his temper feels super helpless. Uzuki Xiyan feels that the more he looks at him, the more annoying he becomes. Ino thinks that Brother Long Yi, who has a bit of a childish temper, is so cute
"That's good, I'll let Xi Yan follow you, and then arrange a beautiful female ninja to work with her. Do you have any objections this time?" The third generation old man asked helplessly
"A beautiful female ninja?" Brother Wuyou raised his eyebrows, pointed at Uoyuki Xiyan and said, "Is she as beautiful as her?"
The third-generation old man rolled his eyes helplessly, turned to Moonlight Hayate and said, "Go and call Anko. She hasn't been on a mission these days. She should be wandering around the village."
"Yes" Yue Guangfeng nodded, and disappeared with a teleportation technique.
Anko, there are not many people with this name. If Wuyou brother's prediction is correct, the beautiful female ninja mentioned by the third generation old man should be Orochimaru's disciple - Mitarai Anko, this somewhat spicy beautiful ninja Wuyou brother really likes it. Yes, he has absolutely no objection to letting her follow him.
Brother Wuyou doesn't want to fall out with Konoha yet, and if possible, he won't want to fall out with Konoha in the future, otherwise there will be no fun in entering the Naruto plot again. When he competed with three old guys before, Brother Wuyou could easily defeat them. Kill them all, and one of the optional tasks includes a high-reward task of assassinating the Third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen, but Brother Wuyou gave up on killing them and continued to maintain a good relationship between brothers.
What? Haven't seen the optional missions? Please, Brother Wuyou no longer cares about those points. He is too lazy to care about the mission. The mission to assassinate the third generation old man was told to Brother Wuyou by the mistress. Unfortunately, Brother Wuyou has no mind to pay attention to it. He is still in Konoha. To learn ninjutsu, you have to ask the third generation old man about Tsunade's whereabouts, you have to ask the third generation old man directly for a crystal ball, you have to date the beauties in Konoha, fall out with each other, etc., it's the most annoying thing
While waiting for Anko, the third-generation old man took out a small scroll and handed it to Brother Wuyou, and said seriously: "This is the water escape scroll specially left for you by the second-generation teacher Tobirama. It records all the water escape mastered by the second-generation eye." Secret Escape Technique: Your physique is quite special. It is the most perfect pure water attribute physique. It can bring your water escape ability to its limit. It is a pity that you were busy practicing the secret technique of the Demon Sword Clan in the past and did not learn the ninjutsu properly. Now you can Just make up for this lesson. When you fully master Water Release, I will give you Konoha's Sealing Book and let you learn other ninjutsu. Don't be too impatient. The enemy cannot escape as long as your ninjutsu is taught by me. Once the evaluation reaches full marks, how about I tell you who killed the Nidaime?"
As expected of a super cheating talent, when "True Phantom" forcibly assigned Brother Wuyou a plot identity, it also brought him extremely generous benefits. His identity as a second-generation disciple allowed him to obtain the precious Water Escape Scroll; The identity of a third-generation junior brother allowed him to see the sealed book without stealing it. At this moment, Brother Wuyou finally understood why people all over the world like to lie. It turns out that the benefits of "lying" are far from "honesty" "comparable
The reason why the third-generation old man used his identity as an enemy to encourage Brother Wuyou to learn Ninjutsu was actually a small trap arranged by him. There are many types of Ninjutsu. Even if Brother Wuyou has mastered all Water Release, other non-attribute Ninjutsu and secret techniques are not. It's not that easy. As long as Brother Wuyou doesn't get full marks for a day, he will have to continue to specialize in Ninjutsu. In this way, Konoha can maintain stability and harmony for a long time
Brother Wuyou, who has a "good" personality and "impulsive", nodded heavily and said: "This is what you said. As long as I master all the ninjutsu that I can learn, you will tell me the identity of the enemy. Just wait and see." In less than a month, I will succeed.¡±
The third-generation old man smiled with satisfaction, feeling very proud of himself. He was waiting to see Brother Wuyou's good show. Uoyuki Xiyan secretly curled her lips and gave Brother Wuyou the title of "arrogant man". Ino crossed his arms and firmly believed in her. Brother Long Yi will definitely succeed
Anyway, it was boring. Brother Wuyou opened the water escape scroll in advance, intending to see what ninjutsu results were recorded in it. The more he looked at it, the more embarrassed he became. There were a lot of sweat beads on his forehead. It turned out that Brother Wuyou couldn't understand it. What did you write
Ninjutsu scrolls are not ordinary items, especially the scrolls recorded by the Nidaime. Only jounin-level ninjas can understand them. Brother Wuyou secretly learned Japanese in the Death God plot and already has a considerable level of Japanese. But the problem is, on the scroll They were all ghostly drawings, with only a few places marked with Japanese explanations, which stumped him.
Seeing Brother Wuyou's embarrassment, the third-generation old man said with a smile: "Now you understand why I asked Xiyan and the others to follow you? Normally, be calm and don't bully them. Otherwise, let's not say it for a month or a year. You may not be able to learn ninjutsu."
"Che" Brother Wuyou curled his lips in displeasure and put the water escape scroll into the inventory with a gentle wave of his hand
With a "whoosh", Brother Wuyou suddenly activated his teleportation and disappeared from the spot. At the same time, a bamboo stick dipped in sugar juice passed through the faint afterimage left by him and was nailed to the opposite wall.
Standing back to back behind a female ninja who had a lot of sugar juice left at the corner of her mouth, holding a Zanpakutš in her backhand and placing it on the female ninja's neck, Brother Wuyou said in a cold tone: "Give me a reason to die."
"Ah ha ha ha" The female ninja ignored the cold Zanpakutš and said cheerfully: "As expected of Ryuichi of the Demon Sword Clan, he is awesome, so awesome. I saw you defeat the Sandaime and two advisor elders before. I was so excited about the battle that I couldn¡¯t help but want to test your strength in person. You really did not disappoint me. You are a man among men. Mr. Long Yi, please sign your name for me."
"I want to know if I am a man. As for the signature, I can try another way" He squeezed the female ninja's buttocks hard, and Brother Wuyou said with an evil smile: "Whether I sign it here or on your chest, that's it. It¡¯s up to you to choose¡±
The female ninja's eyes widened suddenly. She wanted to resist but didn't dare to move, because there was a bright long knife on her neck, but the big hand moving on her hips made her feel uncomfortable.
"Hey," the third-generation old man let out a long sigh and said helplessly: "I forgot to explain one thing. This guy Long Yi is very narrow-minded. He must avenge himself as a standard, and he will do it on the spot. You'd better not mess with him, otherwise You will be bullied miserably. Of course, if you can gain his trust, just like Ino girl, then you?You will get excess returns, and he will even use his life to protect you. This is the strange temper of the Demon Sword Clan."
"Okay, Long Yi, let go of Anko." The third generation old man looked at Brother Wuyou's paw that was still holding on to a soft spot, with a slight flash of envy in his eyes, and said, "This is Konoha's special jounin, Mitarashi. Anko, I will be your ninjutsu teacher from now on. If you don't understand anything, just ask her. Her knowledge is much better than that of ordinary ninjas. Anko, you'd better not provoke him. This guy has no concept of etiquette and shame. He can do anything, just be careful that he takes you ahem, just pay attention to yourself."
"Old monkey, this girl is good, I'm quite satisfied." He slapped Hong Dou's buttocks hard. Brother Wuyou put away his knife and flashed back to the third generation old man. He looked at Hong Dou up and down, nodded and said, "The face and body are the second most important thing. The key is personality. It's very good, it's my type, but there's a sinister aura on her body, or her left shoulder to be precise, which makes people feel very twisted."
"That's her private matter. If you're interested, you can ask her yourself." The third-generation old man lightly hit his back and said, "Okay, Xiyan and Hongdou will stay with you for the time being. I still have to go." Continue the treatment, the wound has not completely healed yet. You should stay in Konoha from now on and don't run around. I will arrange a new residence for you so that you don't have to bother me every day to live in Konoha. I will give you the living expenses on time, but When you start your mission in the future, remember to return it to me."
The third-generation old man is so calculating. With just a few words, he completely classified Brother Wuyou as a Konoha person. He has already begun to think about how to squeeze his labor force. But it is a pity that Brother Wuyou will not work for Konoha stupidly. When Tsunade learns ninjutsu and gets a contract, he will definitely go to other countries to cause trouble
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