"Dudu!" Brother Wuyou honked the horn twice, but the man sitting in front of the car wouldn't get up.
Seeing that the road was blocked, Brother Wuyou simply reversed the car and turned, intending to go around it. But that person made it clear that he had a problem with Brother Wuyou, so he rushed in front of the car and blocked the road again.
"Holy shit!" Brother Wuyou opened the car window angrily and shouted to the front: "Damn woman, get out of the way, I don't have time to go crazy with you."
"I want to leave after being hit!" The scoundrel woman sat down on the hood and said lazily: "I want compensation, I want medical expenses, I want shock relief, I want to drink Uh, I said it wrong. . My leg was injured by you and I can¡¯t walk anymore. It¡¯s up to you to figure it out!¡±
Brother Wuyou gritted his teeth, opened the car door directly, stepped forward and hugged the woman. Just when the woman thought Brother Wuyou was going to carry her to the car, Brother Wuyou took a few steps to the side and threw her into the flower bed on the roadside
"Youare you still a man?" The scoundrel woman said in a dumbfounded voice: "When other men meet me, it's too late to be happy, and you actually leave me on the roadside."
"Let's play, I don't have time to care about you!" Brother Wuyou quickly ran back to the car without looking back, intending to stay away from this woman who smelled of alcohol.
But as soon as he put down the handbrake and before he stepped on the accelerator, the passenger door was suddenly opened, and the scoundrel woman rushed into the car.
"Holy shit!" Brother Wuyou shook his head in extreme depression, and said to the woman with a grimace: "Miss Fenghua, wasn't your first love that bastard Hiroto Yunaka? Even if you reacted to me, There¡¯s no need to pester me! I promise you, I¡¯m definitely a bad person and don¡¯t understand what love is at all, so you¡¯d better get out of the car as soon as possible!¡±
Yes, the scoundrel woman who is pestering Brother Wuyou is none other than the wind wagtail with excess hormone secretion - No.03 Fenghua.
"Eh? You seem to know me very well!" Fenghua looked at Brother Wuyou with a smile and said, "I have been observing you from a distance before, but I haven't seen you clearly yet. Now that I take a closer look, you still look pretty good. Yes!"
Brother Wuyou said that Fenghua is lingering on him, not just now, but that Fenghua has been targeting him for a long time. Ever since he left the mbi headquarters this morning, Brother Wuyou has received reminders from the Gujian consciousness that someone was peeping at him from a distance. Now Fenghua herself admitted that she had indeed observed Brother Wuyou.
"Sister, I admit that you are very beautiful, very sexy, and very strong. But I already have a wagtail, please let me go!" Brother Wuyou begged with a grimace.
Contrary to Brother Wuyou's expectation, Fenghua did not ask Brother Wuyou why he didn't want her, but sighed softly and said resentfully: "Hey! The first time I was rejected by the president, and the second time I was rejected by you. I think I, Fenghua, have outstanding strength and outstanding appearance, but I ended up like this. Is this the so-called jealousy of beauty?"
Brother Wuyou wished that Fenghua would stay away from him, so he simply followed her words and said, "Yes, yes! This is the jealous beauty, you'd better get out of the car as soon as possible!"
"I'm in a bad mood and want to drink." Fenghua looked at Brother Wuyou with aggrieved expression, hesitated for a long time before saying, "But I don't have any money."
"I'll give you money, you go and have a drink!" Brother Wuyou took out a lockbox from the inventory and gave it to Fenghua, saying: "There are hundreds of millions of yen in it, which is enough for you to have a good drink."
¡°Don¡¯t ask where the money came from, there is plenty of it for those 90 fat sheep. Even the gold bars that were given to Asama Miya earlier were produced by those fat sheep.
"Drinking alone is very boring. Drinking with two people can vent the depression in your heart!" Fenghua held the password box containing the money and was unwilling to get out of the car.
"I'll call a drinking expert for you, he'll be there soon." Brother Wuyou clicked on the watch interface and sent a video communication request to Ming Yuexin.
Ming Yuexin is a huge drunkard, and her talent is "massive". And her target this time is the one who is staying by Brother Wuyou's side, so it's just right to ask her to come over.
Fenghua looked at the watch interface curiously, but did not disturb Brother Wuyou and Ming Yuexin's call.
"Captain, what's going on?" After connecting to the video communication, Ming Yuexin was wearing sexy purple pajamas, holding a wine bottle in her arms, and was leaning on the bedside to drink.
"You haven't gotten up yet?" Brother Wuyou didn't ask her why she drank in bed, because Ming Yuexin, a bastard, couldn't help but take a sip every few minutes except during fighting time.
"It's too cold, and all the unfledged wagtails have been collected. I can't help with the cleanup work, so of course I lie on the bed and watch TV." As she spoke, Ming Yuexin couldn't help but take a sip. Brother Wuyou took a closer look, good guy, Remy Ma xo.
"The unfledged wagtails will fly in the afternoon."Go, if you have nothing to do, help protect those little birds that have not yet found their owners! "Brother Wuyou expanded the display area of ??the video screen so that Ming Yuexin could see Fenghua beside him. He curled his lips and said, "The beautiful lady next to me wants to find someone to drink with her. I think your drinking capacity should be comparable to hers. A fight. How about it, do you want to come over and compete with her? "
"Where?" As soon as she saw Fenghua, Ming Yuexin immediately turned over and stood up, causing Brother Wuyou to accidentally see two protrusions under the purple pajamas.
Brother Wuyou thought about it for a moment and said, "I'm not familiar with the bars here. Just go to Izumo-so. There's no danger of getting drunk there."
"We'll be there in 10 minutes!" Ming Yuexin might have been too impatient. She forgot to turn off the video communication and started to change clothes, allowing Brother Wuyou to really see two fat rabbits jumping around.
But she can¡¯t blame her, because the video communication function will expose a lot of information, and usually, except for close teammates, few people will use it. In addition, she was super interested in Fenghua and her mind was in a feverish state. She didn't expect that Brother Wuyou was admiring her graceful figure.
"By the way, where's Fenghuo?" Brother Wuyou deliberately made a conversation in order to see the cute fat rabbit a few more times.
¡°I drank too much last night and I¡¯m still not awake yet!¡± She didn¡¯t wear any panties under her pajamas. When Ming Yuexin took out a pair of black thongs and just wore them to her knees, she suddenly raised her head and stared at the video interface, stunned.
"Don't be scared, get dressed quickly and come here!" Brother Wuyou said seriously: "Your physical strength has not exceeded the critical point yet, so wear thicker pants. If you shave off all the hair in that area, you will catch a cold. of."
"Go to hell!" Mingyue Xin shouted with her eyes wide open, and then the video interface turned into a black screen
"I didn't expect you to be a big pervert!" Fenghua said with a smile: "But that girl's figure is not bad, although it is much worse than mine."
Brother Wuyou put away the watch interface, turned the car around and returned to Izumo Village, and said lightly: "She asked me to see it herself, and I kindly reminded her!"
When she returned to Izumo Village and explained her intention, Asama was speechless. In order to get rid of Fenghua's entanglement, Brother Wuyou not only hired someone to drink with her, but also used Izumo Manor as a bar. Moreover, Brother Wuyou was very lazy. Instead of going out to buy wine, he directly called major supermarkets and wineries to deliver a lot of wine.
By the way, Brother Wuyou paid for the drinks. The lockbox in Fenghua¡¯s hand was placed under her buttocks and she just didn¡¯t want to take it out
After Ming Yuexin arrived, she stared at Brother Wuyou for a long time and gritted her teeth, wanting to bite him a few times. It's a pity that she can't beat Brother Wuyou, so she has no choice but to give up.
When Brother Wuyou proposed to leave, Ming Yuexin finally found an opportunity for revenge, inciting everyone in Izumo Village to force Brother Wuyou to stay and drink together. In order to create opportunities for Matsu and Homura, Asama Miya worked hard to retain them.
Seoxiang originally wanted to stay and drink, but he was afraid of Brother Wuyou from the bottom of his heart, so he finally ran away with a bag of rice and a box of wine.
Brother Wuyou relied on his high physical strength and strong resistance to various abnormalities. In addition, there was really nothing important to do today, so he simply stayed to accompany Ming Yuexin and Fenghua to have a good time. Of course, the most important thing is that Ming Yuexin keeps irritating Brother Wuyou with words, which makes the petty Brother Wuyou very unconvinced and wants to get her drunk to take revenge.
At first, only Fenghua, Mingyue Xin, and Brother Wuyou were drinking. Later, Song also joined in, Qiujin also drank with Brother Wuyou, and Tiannu was so bored that she picked up the cup, and finally everyone drank.
??Drinking from morning to afternoon, and then into the evening, even the best drinker will fall down. And when stimulated by alcohol, it is easy to do stupid things.
"Captain, are you convinced?" Ming Yue Xin, who had "massive" talent but was drunk by Brother Wuyou for several baths of wine, said with a flushed face, drunken eyes and a loud tongue: "When it comes to fighting and killing people, I'm not as good as you. But when it comes to drinking, you are not worthy of carrying my shoes!"
Brother Wuyou hugged the drunken Qiujin and lay half on the ground. He held a wine bottle in one hand and the other hand rested on Qiujin's chest. He said dizzily: "You are so arrogant! I used to be a real Qianjin." Even if I don¡¯t get drunk, I won¡¯t be able to pick ten of you. And I¡¯m not drunk yet, my mind is still very clear.¡±
"Then let's drink again and see who gives in first!" Mingyue Xin groped for a long time among the wine bottles on the floor, and finally found two unopened bottles. Unfortunately, she was already drunk and it took her a long time to finally open a bottle.
"I'll do it!" The drunken Song took the initiative to open another bottle for her. After opening it, he handed it to Brother Wuyou with a dangling hand. No one, including Xiao San, the exclusive instructor, noticed that Song secretly poured some alcohol into the bottle when he opened it.Some light pink powder.
After another bottle of wine, Brother Wuyou's face became very red and his breathing became a little short.
Seeing Brother Wuyou's appearance, Ming Yuexin said with a proud smile: "Hahaha, you can't do it anymore! Fight me, little boy, and I'll make you so drunk that you don't even recognize your mother. By the way, I'll correct your mistake. His fur is not shaved, but it has never grown in the first place. Isn¡¯t it amazing?¡±
A great fart! Even after saying this, I don¡¯t know who is so drunk that I don¡¯t even recognize his mother. However, Brother Wuyou was indeed in something wrong at this time. It didn't look like he was drunk, but rather like he had been poisoned. My whole body was unbearably hot, and even my breath was scalding