Megatron suddenly turned his head and looked around, then looked at Brother Wuyou who was grilling meat, and said unhappily: "Huh! Even though your sensing ability is stronger than my detector, you still want to squeeze out my labor. I want to give you a message. A very popular saying on earth - I despise you!"
"I want you to talk more!" Brother Wuyou didn't even raise his head, and directly took Megatron back into his mental space.
Kana, a smart woman, knew that Brother Wuyou would never be so greedy as to eat barbecue on the spot. After hearing Megatron's words, she quickly turned on the thermal energy scan to the maximum power. But it's a pity that apart from her and Brother Wuyou, there is no third biological heat source within a hundred meters.
"Women, sometimes it's better to be stupid!" Brother Wuyou said slowly while fiddling with the barbecue: "The lizards on the earth are cold-blooded animals. Since the aboriginal people on this planet are called lizard people, they must also be Not much better. In this desert, the body temperature of the lizard people is as hot as the sand at most, and you can't even scan it."
"You are the only one who is smart!" Kana pouted her lips in displeasure and said, "The lizard people have come to kill you, are you still in the mood for barbecue?"
Brother Wuyou smiled slightly and said: "My mistress just told me a very interesting piece of information. Desert predators regard lizard people as food, and lizard people also regard predators as food. So I plan to treat my lizard man friends to a barbecue. Then go visit them where they live.¡±
Kana couldn't help but rolled her eyes and curled her lips and said, "Please, lizardmen are uncivilized lower creatures. How can you communicate with them?"
"Sincere friendship has no geographical boundaries, just stay aside and watch the show." The smile on Brother Wuyou's face became more and more kind, which made Kana's hair stand up.
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????Out of the way, how can you talk about sincere friendship? Kana felt that her husband was absolutely despicable and shameless to the extreme.
When the predator attacked earlier, Brother Wuyou didn't react at all. The lizard man hasn't gotten close yet, but he has noticed it before Megatron, who has extremely strong detection ability. It was obvious that this was not because of how strong his perception was, but because of the consciousness of the ancient sword in his mind.
The target of the Predator's attack was Megatron, and it was not hostile to Brother Wuyou, so Gu Jian's consciousness showed no reaction at all. The lizard men who came from all directions were very hostile to Brother Wuyou, causing the ancient sword consciousness to immediately send out an alarm, reminding Brother Wuyou to be careful.
After Xiaosan introduced the information about the Predator, he casually said something about the strange food chain in which Predators and Lizardmen hunt each other. Brother Wuyou, who originally planned to let Megatron take action directly, came up with a brilliant idea.
The reason why the lizard man who has not yet appeared appears behind the predator is probably to hunt the predator. Brother Wuyou planned to bribe the lizard people with barbecue to gain their favor, and then sneak into the place where the lizard people lived, eat them in one pot, and get information about the lizard people's place of residence.
Of course, this is also a kind of gamble, betting that the IQ of the lizard people is no worse than the cats and dogs on the earth. If you win the bet, there are many benefits. If you lose the bet, it's not too late to start fighting again.
Anyway, Kana is protected by steel armor and can fly, so she will definitely not be in danger. Brother Wuyou himself has super-speed regeneration and is not afraid of any toxins in the sun (blessed by the Sun God). It doesn't matter even if he is scratched by a lizard man.
¡°Swiss, rustle¡¡± Not long after, with a slight rustling of sand, the lizard man finally appeared in front of Brother Wuyou and Kana, and surrounded them as soon as he appeared.
As introduced by the system, the appearance of the lizard man is not much different from that of humans, except that it is taller, covered with light yellow scales, and has a long tail trailing behind it.
In addition to containing corrosive toxins, their claws are also very capable of digging into the ground. Because they also emerge from the sand, but their movement is much smaller than that of predators.
After more than fifty lizardmen emerged from the sand, they first stared at Brother Wuyou and Kana warily. Seeing that they did not show any hostility, they began to slowly move towards the predator's body. Obviously Brother Wuyou guessed correctly, these lizardmen are here to hunt predators.
"Well, it smells so good!" The barbecue was almost ready. Brother Wuyou specially took out various spices and sprinkled them on it, and the rich aroma suddenly filled the surroundings.
"Hiss" There was a lizard man who was slightly petite compared to other lizard men, but whose chest covered with scales was very bulging. He sniffed his nose and turned to look at Brother Wuyou.
"Hiss!" A lizard man with a scar on his eye immediately reached out to grab the petite lizard man and dragged it to the predator's body.
In Brother Wuyou¡¯s slightly stupid eyes, the scarred lizard man stretched out his sharp claws to grab at the predator¡¯s tough skin, easily killing him.Brother You used the Annihilation Blade to tear off a large piece of skin, grabbed a piece of fresh meat from it and handed it to the petite lizard man.
Other lizardmen also smelled the aroma of barbecue, but they just glanced at Brother Wuyou, and then they tore open the predator's skin and grabbed pieces of raw meat to eat.
"Oh, I really can't tell!" Andariel, who had been staying quietly in the mental space, couldn't help but sigh: "If I guess correctly, the corrosive toxins on the lizard man's claws can not only corrode organic matter, Even steel should corrode. Tell Kana to be careful, Adamantium alloy may not be able to protect against lizard-men attacks!"
Andariel is an expert in poisoning. She can use all kinds of toxins, but she can't use them now. This planet has extremely rich mineral reserves, and the lizard people live underground. You can imagine how strong their corrosive toxins are.
Brother Wuyou secretly reminded Kana in fear, cut the roasted meat into small pieces, and tasted a piece first.
"Holy shit, it tastes really good!" The predator's meat was unexpectedly delicious, and Brother Wuyou couldn't help but eat a few more pieces.
Although those lizardmen have been eating raw meat, they are always paying attention to the actions of Brother Wuyou and Kana. Kana was afraid of angering these alien creatures who could not communicate, so she stood there without moving. And the way Brother Wuyou was beaming after eating attracted the petite lizard man again.
Seeing the petite lizard-man holding a piece of raw meat looking at him blankly, and extending its long forked tongue to lick his lips from time to time, Brother Wuyou smiled kindly at it, picked up a slightly larger piece of barbecue and threw it away. past.
"Ssss" Except for the petite lizard man who reached out to catch the hot barbecue, the other lizard men were all stimulated by Brother Wuyou's movements. They all leaned down slightly and stared at Brother Wuyou with bared teeth and fierce eyes. .
The reason why the lizardmen did not attack Brother Wuyou at first was because there was a shortage of food in the desert. They were all too hungry and only thought about eating, and had no time to pay attention to Brother Wuyou. Now Brother Wuyou actually "attacks" their companions with barbecue, then they will be rude.
"Ssssssss!" Just as the other lizardmen were about to rush over to attack Brother Wuyou, the petite lizardman curiously tasted the barbecue that Brother Wuyou threw to it, and immediately opened its eyes and screamed in joy. .
When the other lizardmen heard the hissing, they turned to look at the petite lizardman, with extreme curiosity and confusion in their eyes.
The petite lizard man ignored his companions and devoured the barbecue Brother Wuyou threw to it. Then he looked at Brother Wuyou expectantly, or at the barbecue in his hand.
Brother Wuyou raised the barbecue and waved to the petite lizard man with a smile.
The action of waving is universal across the universe. If anyone doesn¡¯t understand the meaning of waving, cats and dogs will probably despise him.
The petite lizard man couldn't stand the temptation of delicious food. After hesitating for a while, he took steps and slowly walked towards Brother Wuyou.
"Hiss!" It was the annoying scarred lizard man again. Although it felt no hostility at all from Brother Wuyou, it still reached out and grabbed the petite lizard man.
Brother Wuyou curled his lips slightly, picked up a piece of barbecue and threw it towards the scarred lizard man.
"Hiss" came again. Brother Wuyou just threw a piece of barbecue, and dozens of lizardmen bared their teeth at him again.
The scarred lizard man caught the roasted meat, first smelled it carefully, then stretched out his long forked tongue to lick it, and thenthen he ate the roasted meat in three mouthfuls, and burped with satisfaction.
Brother Wuyou suppressed his laughter and waved to the petite lizard man again. This time the scarred lizard man didn't stop it, but walked with it not far from Brother Wuyou.
The fun started next. First, the petite lizardman and the scarred lizardman ate Brother Wuyou¡¯s barbecue, and then the other lizardmen couldn¡¯t help but gathered around. After eating and eating, after finishing the barbecue, Brother Wuyou cut off a large piece of meat from the predator and got busy
After eating until the sun (let¡¯s call the stars of alien planets the sun!) set in the west, more than fifty lizardmen lay on the sand with bulging bellies, unable to get up.
Brother Wuyou was also very full, so he put away the barbecue grill and sat on the hot sand to rest. Only Kana has been standing on the statue, not moving from beginning to end.
After resting for a while, the petite lizard man crawled next to Brother Wuyou, stretched out his greasy, forked tongue, and licked Brother Wuyou's face. Obviously, it was expressing happiness to Brother Wuyou.
Brother Wuyou treated it like a puppy, reaching out and caressing its neck with an extremely kind smile on his face.
"Hiss" The scarred lizard man also crawled over to join in the heat.After looking at Brother Wuyou up and down, he stretched out his sharp claws and pointed at Brother Wuyou's face and butt.
Don¡¯t get me wrong, there is absolutely no similarity between Brother Wuyou¡¯s face and butt. The scarred lizard man is asking Brother Wuyou why he has no scales on his face and no tail behind his butt.
Brother Wuyou gently spread his hands and said with a smile: "I am a human, not the same race as you. I definitely don't have scales. I do have a tail, but it grows in front."
"Hiss!" The scarred lizard man couldn't understand what Brother Wuyou was saying. He tilted his head and thought for a while, then suddenly stood up and bared his teeth at Brother Wuyou.
When the other lizardmen heard the scream of the scarred lizardman, they immediately sat up slowly and looked at Brother Wuyou expectantly. The petite lizard man licked Brother Wuyou's face again very affectionately, and obediently stepped aside.
Before Brother Wuyou could figure out what the scarred lizard man wanted to express, the guy actually showed his long sharp claws and rushed towards Brother Wuyou with a "swish" sound