At night, there was a narrow moon hanging in the dark sky. The rest are just a few stars, vague and inconspicuous. February is the most comfortable time of the year.
In this extremely comfortable night, Zhang Xiaohu did not feel comfortable at all. He had just returned from a farce class party and walked to the balcony, looking at the Ningkuo sky and watching the twinkling stars, but his mood could not get better.
The word love, although it is not so noble and rare, is rather troublesome.
Throughout the ages, who can take it lightly?
He picked up the red wine and took a sip, looking up to the sky at a 45-degree angle. At this moment, Zhang Xiaohu felt inexplicably sad
Okay, okay, he admitted that his mood at the moment might not be called love. He thought that the girl named Yi Ting was very beautiful, and she was very elegant and charming in her manners and jokes. But, to him, that girl was just simply beautiful and charming. If he really liked her, even he himself Don't believe it either.
?Although it sounds ridiculous, that¡¯s what it is.
Judging from the recent developments, he also knows that his chances of winning are slim. If that didn't happen, it wouldn't matter if this pursuit failed. In a love triangle, someone has to fail, right? He's not that stingy, he doesn't even have this bit of tolerance.
To be honest, he has even chosen love gifts for those two people.
Deep Blue Heart, the sapphire my dad recently photographed in Hong Kong. The old guy was originally planning to give it to my mother as a twenty-fifth wedding anniversary gift, but now after I got it, do you still want to take it back? Moreover, both of them are very old, so are you ashamed to do this? ! !
He originally wanted to show off in front of a group of friends today and then exit in style. In this case, even if the woman doesn't choose him, Zhang Xiaohu can still prove that he is not inferior to Wang Jiaji Huh, this is very important!
but!
Something unexpected happened to Tianguo This time it was a bit embarrassing!
¡°It¡¯s really unreliable, why does that guy just talk and not do anything!!!¡±
Standing on the balcony, Zhang Xiaohu smashed the glass angrily and scattered a glass of red wine all over the floor.
After the last party, God knows how many phone calls he made, but Yun Zhongyu refused to answer the phone. Just before dinner, I was sent a number to communicate with the screenwriter responsible for my article.
Hehehe, communicate communicate with your sister! !
??Take out your phone.
Make a phone call.
??Criticize decisively!
Speaking of which, I would like to say hello to my mother! !
Hang up the phone without giving the person a chance to speak.
¡°Hmph, Yun Zhongyu, don¡¯t you want to communicate? This is the communication for you.
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Ah, the sky is clear, the sun is shiningwell, the moon is shining brightly.
After kicking a piece of broken glass off the balcony, Zhang Xiaohu picked up the red wine at hand and poured two glasses.
In a good mood, he was going to call a doctor to discuss in depth the mystery of human creation.
"Yo~~"
Abruptly, there was a gasp from behind what should have been nothing. He asked a little lazily, but also a little charming. Zhang Xiaohu felt excited at first, but then his hair grew cold. He turned around quickly and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw a young and beautiful woman behind him.
Looking at her warily, Zhang Xiaohu shouted loudly: "Who are you? Why did you break into my house!"
While saying this, he carefully retreated towards the room. Although this woman is very beautiful, there are too many beautiful people. This kid still wisely remained alert enough to this kind of person who broke into his home silently.
"Haha, you are really a naughty child~ You just cursed me. It seems that your elementary school ideological and moral class must have been taught by the physical education teacher~ I didn't learn anything at all!!" Qi Meng smiled slightly. , half leaning on the railing lazily, watching Zhang Xiaohu carefully retreating without stopping.
"Don't be so nervous. Although sister is a monster, sister, I am a vegetarian and I haven't eaten people for a long time~~"
With a relaxed tone, Qi Meng said something that made Zhang Xiaohu's whole body shiver.
Monsterthat weird thing that is said to eat people without spitting out their bones?
No matter how you think about it, this is a bit nonsense.
As for her claiming to be a vegetarian, Zhang Xiaohu thought it was even more ridiculous. When did you hear about vegetarian monsters? You think I haven¡¯t read Journey to the West! ! !
"Don't you see, none of those monsters in Journey to the West are big fish and meat, and they still want to eat Tang Monk.
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Zhang Xiaohu paused for a moment, then raised the corner of his mouth with a smile: "Ha, haha, lady, please stop joking. Saying such words so late at night makes people shiver. Also, it's always a bit awkward for you to come to my house so late." Is it okay~? You said, as long as it is your request, I will definitely handle it properly!!" After saying that, he handed over the bank card in his pocket quite grandly and said: "Password 100864, ??three million All right."
"Hey~ It doesn't look like you are as useless as the rumors say." Taking the bank card smoothly, Qi Meng took it as his own without any psychological pressure. Although like most monsters living in big cities, Qi Meng is not short of money, but he did not forget to run an extra leg tonight, and it is completely normal to collect some interest~~
Besides, in the eyes of the guy in front of me, three million is really not much at all.
"Look at what you said, isn't this a misunderstanding among my friends? In fact, I am quite a good person." Zhang Xiaohu nodded with a smile. Zhang Xiaohu put one hand into his pocket and silently dialed 110 "By the way, sister. Are you thirsty? Do you want a glass of wine? I'll go downstairs and buy a good bottle. I won't come home until I'm drunk tonight!"
Seeing the strange beauty in front of him turn her gaze to the wine bottle beside him, Zhang Xiaohu took his time and threw the barrel to the balcony: "A beauty like my sister can drink such bad wine, and it is still unopened. .No, no, I don¡¯t agree with this!¡±
"Boy, do you think you are smartor do you think I am an idiot?!" Qi Meng smiled and knocked on the railing, looking at the person below who was shocked by the falling bottle. She stretched out a finger, shook it in front of his eyes, and said: "You are my prey now. It would be bad if others knew about it. Of course, if you call the police, I will have to do a lot more. I think It¡¯s very troublesome to think about it, so¡ no!¡±
With these words spoken, the people who gathered downstairs due to the falling object dispersed, and even the messy ground became tidy. But here, Zhang Xiaohu was horrified to find that the mobile phone in his hand was slowly decomposing yes, it was decomposing!
He took out the hand holding the mobile phone, and saw sand-like metal particles remaining between his fingers. He hurriedly pulled out his hand. The original complete mobile phone had been completely scrapped. As for calling the police or something hehe, hehe, hehehe~ !
"S-Sister" Zhang Xiaohu raised his head with difficulty and looked at the woman in front of him who was still smiling and looking charming. His mind was so confused now that he had no idea where he had offended such dangerous unknown creatures!
"Can you tell me why you came to me? At least let me be mentally prepared. Look, even death row prisoners have their last meal!"
"Hmm~~ Let me think about it" Qi Meng looked at the young man in front of him, stretched out his pink tongue and licked his dry lips, and said: "Actually, it doesn't count to say he was offended~~ "
It was just when she took a shower that she answered the phone, and then she was shocked to discover that there were major flaws in human thought and moral character. In line with the beautiful qualities of everyone for one and one for everyone, and the professional ethics of a senior human being who understands monsters, she sacrificed her rest time and came here specially to erase this flaw that represented the ugliness and inferiority of human beings.
"It's over now. Don't scare me if you have no grievances or grudges. Just pretend that tonight's incident never happened. If you have any requests, just ask. I will satisfy you well." Even though my head is already in a ball. It's silly, but Zhang Xiaohu is not a fool after all, and he will not do stupid things when he is trying to survive.
"But" A faint blue light appeared in Qi Meng's eyes, and two sharp canine teeth appeared in his mouth: "I'm hungry~ Mom said that when you are hungry, you must eat before you can do anything else! "
Licking her red lips, she looked at Zhang Xiaohu as if she were looking at a delicious dessert.
"Oh my god!!!" Seeing this scene, Zhang Xiaohu, who had endured it for a long time, finally collapsed and jumped up and shouted.
¡°Cannibalism, monsters, monsters, torture, death¡ all kinds of unpleasant words were combined in his mind. Finally, a tragic picture formed on my alarm clock - in a dark room, I was curled up with my limbs missing, the floor was covered with blood, and a black shadow was eating away at my mutilated body
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Five minutes later, a refreshed Qi Meng appeared by the river at night. She was like a naughty child, sitting on the fence by the river, dangling her feet. Wearing cool clothes, she felt the cool night breeze, took off her shoes with a satisfied look on her face, and threw them away.
Just now, she taught Zhang Xiaohu a lesson. She also made some modifications to the little prodigal's memory, making him forget some things related to light literature. As for the cruel thing like cannibalism, she hadn't done it for a long time!
She is Qimeng, a vegetarian fox!
onlyFor a long time to come, Zhang Xiaohu's energy will be at rock bottom. Apart from eating and sleeping, he will probably not be interested in other things~~
"Alas, young people nowadays always look like they are not experienced enough. They are really not intimidated at all!" Qi Meng looked up at the sky, with a face as lonely as snow.
"Hey, don't be so easy-going, okay! Even people from the past are not intimidated, and besides, they are still that kind of charming young master." Just when Qi Meng sighed in a low voice, a circle of water suddenly appeared on the river at night, A woman wearing a light blue dress walked out of the ripples of the river connecting to the alien space.
He tapped her gently on the head and sat down next to Qi Meng.
"It's you, Lan'er, isn't the cafe busy tonight? You actually have the leisure to come here to have fun, you are really a rich man!" Looking at the person coming, Qi Meng rolled his eyes at her angrily. This guy is the messenger of this city, and all the rules of that person come from her, so most monsters are quite polite to her, the proprietress of the cafe.
"The business of the cafe has been average recently, and with the help of two little maids, I have a lot of time. But you are still playing around like a child. After so many years, you haven't grown up at all" Casual Sitting next to Qi Meng, Lan'er pointed to the direction of a building in the distance and reminded slowly: "Be careful and don't do anything difficult to deal with. Although that person has a good temper, she has set the No one will be allowed to break the rules!"
"I know, I know, besides, I didn't do anythingI am a good vegetarian fox~~"
Who is that person? Qi Meng doesn¡¯t know.
Qi Meng didn¡¯t know whether that person was a boy or a girl.
Qi Meng didn¡¯t know whether that person was a human or a demon.
The only thing Qi Meng knows is that that person is very strong, extremely strong, unreasonably strong!
So strong that all the beings in the underworld in this city cannot resist her, so strong that everyone must abide by the rules she has set. Of course, these rules are actually very simple. As long as it does not affect the normal operation of Yangshi, she will not interfere.
Selective predation and certain range of attacks are all within her tolerance range.
A demon is a demon after all!
Although they have chosen to integrate into the metropolis and into human society, it is unrealistic for these monsters to truly abide by human rules.
February 3, 2009
The boring life is a little more exciting. Someone actually dared to threaten the soft language literature founded by my mother. That's fine. The important thing is that the guy scolded me severely. The most important thing is that the boy actually greeted me. Mom: The most important thing is that that guy didn¡¯t even give me a chance to retaliate!!
Well, that guy must be impatient.
I went to see that guy in the evening. Although the outside world said that he was a loser, from the facts, Zhang Xiaohu didn't seem too bad. At least he was quite brave and didn't pee his pants in fear. Wahahahahahaha~~~~Ahem, I am engaged in literature and art now, so I can¡¯t be so violent
It¡¯s okay to smile immodestly, we are a party of temperament!
¡ª¡ªLife in this city is pretty good, but there are still too few people who can really speak. There are too many creatures in the city. In addition to most humans, there are also some hidden non-human beings outside common sense However, I haven't met any of my own kind, and I feel lonely.
¡°Alas, it has been four hundred years since I came to [Yangshi], and I still haven¡¯t found the way home.
Qi Meng stroked his hair that was still wet, and lay on his bed, sticking his butt out in an extremely indecent manner.
She put down her pen, slowly closed the black and gray notebook in her hand, and turned off the wall lamp.