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- . 147.Unchanging forever
Just when they were deeply shocked by the sudden appearance of a powerful enemy and immediately felt fear in their hearts, the first legion led by Darui faced thousands of White Zetsu and those who had died but whose names still shocked the ninja world. of strong men. Firstissued
It’s natural to have fear, Darui thought, but this is a battlefield, and no matter what kind of enemy you have, you must face it
Determined to build some confidence in the coalition forces, Darui looked at the black iron pillars he had prepared in advance on the beach.
"This is the seaside, just use Thunder Escape!"
However, the sharp-eyed Kumo Ninja saw a bunch of strange brothers and immediately shouted to attract Darui's attention. He saw two muscular brothers with "gold" and "silver" on their shoulders, with proud fighting prowess on their faces. , that powerful body is like a firefly in the dark night, attracting attention like Sister Feng in the crowd.
"His"
Darui couldn't help but take a breath, he knew how powerful his men were, these two were the murderers who killed the Second Hokage!
And at the army headquarters, in the camp where the army layout was being discussed, the sensing troops suddenly reported
"The gold and silver horns lured three thousand Baijue to Xiaguan, carrying the flag of the coalition forces on a long pole, and came to the front of the formation to curse and challenge."
Lei Ying was furious: "How can I allow that guy to be so rampant? Wait until I chop him down!"
After saying that, he was about to go into battle, Lu Jiu advised.
"You are the most important person in the army, and you cannot leave without permission. Why should I, a mere junior, take action from Lei Ying? Who among my warriors dares to fight!"
Darui, the leader next to Lei Ying, said: "Young general is willing to go."
Lei Ying was overjoyed and asked Darui to take action. Report immediately
"Darui and the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn fought in vain and were knocked to the ground."
Everyone was shocked. Chief of Staff Tsunade said:
"I have a general who can cut off gold and silver horns."
Four Seasons stepped out in one step, holding an 80-pound crimson giant sword in front of the tent, proudly stroking his hair on the back of his head, his robe fluttering and looking like a middle-aged man.
"It's just a gold horn or a silver horn. Someone should cut off his head and offer it in front of the tent."
Leiying was displeased and said angrily.
"We have hundreds of generals from the six princes, but you are deceiving us that there are no generals among the princes? How dare you talk nonsense against a left-leaning element! Fight me!"
Tsunade hurriedly stopped and said: "Commander, please calm down. Since this man has made big words, he must have a brave strategy. If you try to teach him, if he fails to win, it is not too late to punish him."
Raikage regained his composure and said, "If you send a chuunin to fight, he will be laughed at by the golden horns and the silver horns."
Tsunade said: "This person has a good appearance. All the chuunin and jounin of Konoha wear the same green vest. How do you know that he is a chuunin with gold horns and silver horns?"
Siji raised his sword and shouted: "If you don't win, please behead someone."
Tsunade taught everyone to prepare a glass of wine to accompany the four seasons. Siji said: "Pour the wine down, and I will come as soon as I leave."
He came out of the tent, picked up his knife, and jumped on his horse. All the princes heard the loud beating of drums and loud shouts outside the pass, as if the sky was shattering and the earth was falling, and the mountains were shaking and the mountains were collapsing. Everyone was shocked. Just as he was about to inquire, at the sound of the luan bell, a horse came to the center of the army. The four seasons picked up the head with gold and silver horns and threw it on the ground.
"STO Express, I'll wait for you to receive the goods"
The wine is still warm.
Later generations wrote a poem praising it:
The first achievement in the power of Zhen Qiankun is that the painted drums on the gate of the camp ring every winter.
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????…
(The above is a spoof version)
But although it was a prank, the development of the incident was similar. Shiki did respond to Tsunade's nomination to compete, but the request made by Shiki before leaving the station was.
"Um, can you not drink the gallbladder wine? We just want a girl who can warm the bed. I just masturbated down there and it's still hard. It's a bit painful"
The result was that a kunai was shot into the body of Ito Makoto, an innocent boy next to Shiki.
"I can't do it anymore, I don't want anything anymore, I don't want money or anything else. I would rather use a woman to be in power for the rest of my life. Even if I can only have anal sex, I am willing to do it. I just want to live it up."
"Junior brother, do you want to carve your name into my heart?"
Tsunade was extremely angry and smiled, her smile unexpectedly gentle.
"Hahahaha, my big ax is already thirsty!"
Four Seasons stepped out of the camp with a hearty smile and stretched out his hand to make a thousand moves. (updates super fast)) appeared again and had already arrived at Darui's team, but surprisingly, only one person from Shiki appeared in the war zone. The report given by the headquarters granted the title of interim governor of Shiki, and one person took two corpses. Yes?
Where are the remaining two?
"Oh, I left the first and second generation in the middle, there is no need for their intervention here."
"Hey, are all the ninjas in Konoha so arrogant?"
??????????????????????????????????????: Darui glanced at the Konoha ninjas behind him, all of them covered their faces and turned away with expressions like "I'm ashamed I don't know him".
"Look, Governor of the Four Seasons. The square formations below are neatly organized, and those with strong arms and iron horses are the enemy's formations. What do you think?"
"Humph, I look at it like a chicken with tiles on the wall."
"Among the enemy troops, those with unconventional hairstyles and gold and silver tattoos on their shoulders are the two legendary figures of Kumo Ninja. What does the Governor think?"
“Insert a bid to sell Seoul.”
Darui was speechless, saying that I finally realized why you people in Konoha are so arrogant, and I can't stand this arrogance anymore.
"Then, Governor of the Four Seasons, how many troops do you think our army will need to win?"
"Hmph, for such a weak person, one person and one monkey are enough. Just wait and see again, and come back as soon as you go."
Tightening the belt, Shiji bit his finger and drew a bloody mark.
"The art of psychics!"
A cloud of smoke rises, and a huge monkey appears on the beach. The four seasons stand on the shoulders of the giant monkey and look down upon all living beings. This is a profound reflection of the invincible protagonist who cannot stand the cold at high places. Should I get my hands dirty?
"Okay, attack quickly!"
A girl with a bun-shaped head below yelled at Siji. Siji looked at the other person's very familiar face and thought for a while.
"Who are you?"
"Oh my God!"
"I don't know! I don't know a supporting character who has only appeared a few times! And I know it, you Japanese wearing a Chinese cheongsam! I won't be fooled! Real Chinese girls have already hugged each other in this era. Looking at my godfather and shouting, 'Yeah, godfather, I want a Lamborghini~' like this!"
"Your thoughts are completely distorted! Bastard! I am an orthodox Chinese girl!"
"I don't believe it! Unless you let me know the truth naturally after the day passes!"
Siji’s words attracted countless hostile rays of light. Siji felt that it was inappropriate. Why? Why don’t we all enjoy the blessing together? I will definitely have some soup left for you after I finish eating~~~~
I took the opportunity to steal a surprise attack~~~~~~
By the time the atmosphere was adjusted just right, the Gundam under the Four Seasons had already been fully charged. He turned around, flashed lightning in his arms, and threw them into the sea.
"Thunder Escape·Earth Walk!"
The result is that a group of Bai Jue received Professor Yang's electroshock therapy and got rid of the bad habit of online games. They were completely purified and became a generation of good young people.
"Hahaha, you kid doesn't take our brothers seriously at all!"
Enemies that had not suffered too much damage jumped up one by one into the coalition camp and started a melee. In front of Shiki and Gundam, the two non-mainstream savages were ushered in.
"My name is Golden Horn!" "Silver Horn!"
“·········”
Shiki and Gundam both came to Starbar at the same time, turned their backs together, and whispered with their ears and mouths together.
"Gunda, do you think the two children had problems when their mother's vagina was clamped over their heads when they were born? Don't you think it's shameful for a man to act cute with two cocks decorating his head?"
"Brother Four Seasons, you can't say that. Maybe he is still in the second grade of middle school. It's okay to have a little fantasy, as long as he doesn't shout "My name is Lucifer". He is now a cosplayer. "
"However, such a plot is truly Japanese. In the previous Journey to the West in 1978, it was already unbearable to set up Golden Horn and Silver Horn as a loving couple. Tang Monk can still kiss his apprentice. The most handsome person who treats diseases is actually Zhu Bajie! No wonder CCTV stopped showing it after a few episodes, and finally worked hard to make the 83 version of the classic Old Journey to the West."
After chatting privately for a while, the two people (one person and one monkey?) finally managed to straighten their posture, showing a far-fetched masculine expression.
"Hmph, you're just a bunch of soldiers, let's kill you with one shot from our cannon!"
"You really dare to speak nonsense in front of an old senior, I will make you speechless immediately." Jin Jiao
"Hey, it's really troublesome. It seems that time is really ruthless. Is it true that no one knows about the deeds of our two brothers who killed the Second Hokage?" Ginkaku
“Hmph, kill the second generation, or join forces? What's there to be proud of? It's just a pair of good friends dealing with the second generation who have no good friends.?The second generation and the first generation are playing together, can you win? We are both brothers, but you two are really weak.
Do you want to see that society is moving forward?
Shiki fell from the Gundam, allowing the Gundam to move around freely and kill the lone White Zetsu, while he stood in front of the Golden Silver Horn with two big swords. The two swords were stretched out in front of him, and his body pressed down slightly to accumulate strength.
"Cry, scream, and then fall red! Must kill! Black Rose who lost her virginity!!!"
The feet were strong, the swords thrust forward, and the gold and silver horns spread out to both sides at the same time. The two black swords that could have been perfectly dodged by the two people's skills suddenly stretched out from their crotches after they jumped away. Then he thrust out upwards, and the black sword body was fully engulfed in the bodies of the two men, leaving only the two hilts exposed.
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Four Seasons’ hands were empty, and he pushed up his blindfold to make a wise man’s gesture.
"Mu Dada, my Black Rose is a skill that can reverse cause and effect. He stabbed it out with the premise of losing his virginity. It is an absolutely irresistible killing spear!"
This is not a gun! ! ! ! The Konoha ninjas were so ashamed that no one would hit their opponent's private parts! Wasn't it enough that you played Pain's anal 4play in Konoha Village last time? Now you have to expose your shameful habits in front of the ninja alliance!
But, this time the opponent is a dead body, a zombie that can move. The two giant swords were pulled out from the lower body by the gold and silver horns. Unfortunately, there was no blood, otherwise it would have been contaminated. Siji shook his head regretfully.
"Hey, boy, your ninjutsu is amazing, but what we have in our hands is not a fuel-efficient lamp!"
After speaking, the two of them disgustedly took out four so-called magic weapons from their bodies, a gourd, a rope, a fan and a knife. In his early years, he read the Encyclopedia of Weapons and compiled a "Seasons Wiki". Shiki, who had already memorized the weapons in Naruto, remembered some related legends, so the corner of Shiki's mouth began to twitch.
"At this time, Kumo Ninja's five treasures, Basho"
"stop!!!"
Shiji stopped Jin Yinjiao's explanation, pinched his eyebrows and waved his hands in pain.
"Ya Chudie, stop insulting Chinese culture. Are your nationalities Korean? Doraemon is yours! If I see Kishimoto, I will definitely beat him up!"
Shiki took out two knives from his waist and lowered his arms casually. Shiki was very clear about the characteristics of these four weapons: a pirated sword to kill the spirit, a pirated fan to issue ninjutsu for free, and a bandage for vomiting. The pirated rope, the pirated gourd sealed by the recording.
Well, these four magic weapons are destined to end in tragedy when they confront him.
Therefore, in order to prove his superiority, Four Seasons did not make any fighting gestures.
"Seeking death!"
Yinjiao trapped Siji with his body, and after saying "Expel it, bind the immortal rope", a group of words popped out of Siji's mouth, and then jumped up with a big sword and struck down the manager, shouting "Curse, Seven Stars" sword'. Followed by another sentence: ‘Record, Red Gourd! ’
Those words are breathed into it. The two of them pulled away from each other in the four seasons and smiled proudly.
"Well, it's over?"
Shiji touched himself and felt that nothing was missing. Is this the joint skill of your proud friends? Yeah, too weak? Moreover, after you have touched me for so long, do you think I have done nothing?
"Ambush a card on the field, and activate the magic card "Character of Four Seasons" at the same time. This round ends. "
Four Seasons pointed at the weapons in the hands of the two of them, and a line of coordinate runes was engraved on the four magic weapons of the two. That is to say, in the next tack, Four Seasons will become the holder of these magic weapons.
“Sa, let’s start, let’s see who cuts whom first!”
"Hmph, kid, from now on, as long as you say the most popular words in your life, you will be sealed by my red gourd Hey! Nani!!!"
Yinjiao in Dese looked at the words displayed on the Seven Star Sword. Although there were clear words on it,but
Why are they all coded?
"Hahaha, what's wrong? What's wrong? Did you see something incredible?"
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? out of the four seasons, is not surprising? (If you can’t see it, make up your own mind)
How can these harmonious words be displayed? Have you been coded by Green Dam Girl a long time ago? Hahahaha, stupid humans, how can you compare with this devilish immortal with your ethics-bound thoughts!
"Huh hahaha, the wisdom of mortals."
??The moment the two were stunned, four magic weaponsSiji had already taken all of them into his hands and touched the four so-called magic weapons. Siji said yes and nodded. Then he threw the four weapons up casually and raised the eye mask to reveal his eyes with colorful glare.
"Behead!"
With the two knives in his hands dancing, the four divine weapons were instantly dismembered into pieces.
"A pile of rubbish~"
Such behavior not only angered Jinyinjiao, but also successfully aroused the hatred of Yun Ninja. The golden and silver horns on the opposite side suddenly rose up, and the body turned into the shape of nine tails. The two monsters rushed forward, but before they could reach Shiki, they were knocked away by two heavy punches from the sky.
"Gaza! Give me back the Diaoyu Islands!"
Putting on the posture of Brother Feihong, Gundam felt extremely happy this time. Not only could he beat the Japanese, but he could also be worshiped as a hero by the Japanese. It was even better than NTR.
"Here you go, Gundam, this is a monster battle, you have to evolve into the ultimate form. Dark Escape! Ghost Taming!"
Shiki, who turned into black light, entered the Gundam's body with a whoosh. The Gundam's body changed rapidly after being penetrated by the black light. The black iron pillars that were previously distributed on the seaside and the ninja's blades were all sucked into the black light. In less than a moment, A huge metal machine rushed out of the black light, holding a small nine-tails in one hand and throwing it high, and then a large cannon appeared in the hand.
The robot’s eyes flashed with colorful light.
"Seven nights·extreme death·slb!"
" Two energy bombardments that seemed to be able to penetrate the sky hit the abdomen of the little Nine Tails, breaking the two people who were made of mud into pieces. The shattered bodies did not recover again, and they just turned into blocks and sank into the sea.
The huge robot turned around and looked at the ant-like enemies on the ground who were still stealing partners. The corner of his mouth curled up with a hint of a lewd smile. Everyone in Konoha yelled "Ya Defeat" and dispersed.
"Full fire, target the white race, take the attack!"
A joyful voice came from the mouth of the robot, and tubes stretched out from the whole body to shoot out gorgeous fireworks. After falling to the ground, beautiful colorful lights burst out. Even the rescue troops not far away felt the powerful bombardment on the ground. It's vibrating.
——————————————————————Headquarters————————————————
"Report! Lord Raikage, the Golden Horn and the Silver Horn have all been defeated. The enemy troops have completely lost their mobility and have been sealed by our side!"
The intelligence force reported the battle situation in a timely manner. Although Raikage's expression was extremely happy, he couldn't help but feel a little disappointed. Just when he was about to say something, the big tent was opened.
Siji held a pile of rags in his hand and threw them in front of the tent, stroking his bangs gently.
"The golden horn and the silver horn have been chopped off by someone!"
There was an uproar everywhere, Shiki looked at Tsunade proudly and smiled proudly.
"Wow haha, it's still hard down there."
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