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    Update time: 2013-03-29

    "Wuyu Tianzun¡ª¡ª" Xiao Huanzi and Fat Bird exclaimed in unison. They never imagined that they would be able to meet their old friends so soon.  Afterwards, Xiao Huanzi's heart sank: Since Wuyu Tianzun can come and go at will, doesn't it mean that Master respects him¡ª¡ª

    Fat Bird rolled his little eyes: "Old Wuyu, congratulations on your accomplishment of completing your cultivation. You used to have no nose or mouth, but now you have nothing at all. I'm so happy to celebrate. It suddenly dawned on me - hehe, I forgot.  Come on, you have no mouth, you are a shameless person!"

    "This guy shouldn't be called Fat Bird. Calling him Bandit Bird is just right. When someone is angry, he can definitely make one Buddha appear in the world and two Buddhas ascend to heaven."  Of course, Xiao Huanzi understands Fat Bird's intention, which is nothing more than to anger Wuyu Tianzun and force him to show up.  The big thieves cooperated very well with each other. Of course, what Xiao Huanzi was thinking, Fat Bird had the same idea.

    Another burst of laughter echoed in the forest, either in the branches or on the treetops, whose whereabouts were unknown: "Hahaha, you stupid bird has some sense, and you actually saw that I have completely got rid of lust.  There is truly no desire and no action. In this way, I will open the net and roast you in a short while. I have not eaten for thousands of years, and there are birds in my mouth!"

    ¡°It¡¯s inhumane¡ª¡ª¡± Fat Bird wailed, but secretly glanced at Xiao Huanzi.

    Xiao Huanzi chuckled: "Those who have no desires have no demands, and those who have no demands can achieve supreme freedom. It is indeed an existence that practitioners need to look up to. But I don't understand a little bit, Lord Tianzun, if you want to kill us, does this count?  Calculate**?"

    "Here, you still want to roast me and eat me. Isn't this considered **?" The fat bird also followed the help of the tiger to eat, wagging its big mouth arrogantly, looking like it deserves a beating. If it can be called Wuyu  It would be better if Tianzun was angry again.

    There was silence for a moment, and then the voice of Wuyu Tianzun sounded again: "Ignorant children, talking nonsense, as the saying goes, a sparrow knows the ambition of a swan. Summer insects can't talk about ice. It's useless to talk to you. It's better to accept your fate!"

    Fat Bird smacked his lips: "Old Wuyu, your cultivation level has really improved so much that you have even learned the cowhide magic skill. Fatty has been wandering around the world for tens of thousands of years, and now you dare to brag about it. You are invisible and have no trace, so what can you do to me? Hit me.  Punch me, and you don¡¯t have hands; kick me, and you don¡¯t have legs. If you want to spit, you have to ask yourself, do you have a mouth?¡±

    Thanks to Wuyu Tianzun¡¯s profound morals, if he were an ordinary person, he might be immediately angered by this guy.  Fat Bird was talking like crazy, and suddenly he felt a bright light in front of his eyes, which was so dazzling that he couldn't open his eyes.

    He didn't care to talk nonsense. When the light gradually disappeared, he found a person standing not far away from him, raising the poor mulberry bow in his hand to him: "Three-legged Golden Crow, are you always fine?"

    The fat bird was so frightened that he sat down on the ground. That person was the eternal pain in his life - Hou Yi.

    Originally, Fat Brother was a little bit troubled. He trembled when he saw the three legs of the bow and arrow. Now that the real master was in front of him, he was so frightened that he sat down on the ground and forced himself to calm down: "Hou Yi, you¡ª¡ªhaven't you been beaten by your apprentice a long time ago?"  Did you shoot him? It must be a counterfeit, it was created by Wuyu Tianzun to bluff me, right?"

    Hou Yi then laughed loudly: "Only by trying it will you know that since I can shoot you down once, I can shoot you down a second time, not to mention that you are not as good as the original one!"

    After saying that, he moved the bow string in his hand, and a dazzling red light went straight towards the fat bird.  This light was so brilliant and so familiar that the fat bird couldn't produce any sense of resistance and could only shout: "Pig head, save me -"

    But Fat Bird was disappointed. Xiao Huanzi was nowhere to be seen, but he didn¡¯t know what was going on there.  He could only watch helplessly as the sharp arrow emitting a deadly red light got closer and closer to him. The red light was as bright as blood.

    Ga¡ª¡ªThe fat bird screamed, and then completely lost consciousness.

    At the same moment when the light first appeared, Xiao Huanzi also lost consciousness in an instant.  After the light subsided, he found that the fat bird was gone. Then, a gloomy voice came into his ears: "Pig-headed boy, I failed to eliminate you as an ant back then, and I will take your life today!"

    "Bao Longzi - it's you, the evil thief."  Xiao Huanzi's eyes were about to burst. Standing opposite him was Bao Longzi, who had once ruined his family.

    "Hahaha, of course it's me. I killed your parents and your sister, and now I want to kill you, kill you -" Bao Longzi looked like he was crazy, and his broomstick eyebrows stood up.  Get up, so cruel.

    Xiao Huanzi's eyes were spitting fire, a nine-tooth nail rake appeared in his hand, and it passed by like lightning. He raised and lowered the rake, and placed a rake on Baolongzi's head.  Hearing a pop, Baolongzi's head shattered and he fell to the ground.

    "I want you to die - die -" Xiao Huanzi held a nail rake in his hand, looking up to the sky and laughing wildly.

    When the anger in her heart was vented, Xiao Huanzi suddenly froze there and said to herself: "It seemsNo, Bao Longzi has been dead for a long time, his body and spirit have been destroyed, so why is he still here?  "

    Looking down, Xiao Huanzi was dumbfounded: there was something holding a dragon child there. He saw the fat bird lying there with several holes in his head, which were obviously marks left by a nine-tooth rake.

    ¡°Fat Boy¡ª¡ª¡± The nine-toothed rake let go, and Xiao Huanzi knelt on the ground with a pop, holding the fat bird in his arms, howling loudly.  He never imagined that he would kill his best friend with his own hands.

    At this time, the evil laughter of Wuyu Tianzun sounded again: "Pig-headed boy, how does it taste? Fight with me, you are still young!"

    "It's you, you bastard who is causing trouble. I'll fight with you. Come out, come out if you have the guts!" Xiao Huanzi roared like crazy, but the only response to him was the hearty laughter of Wuyu Tianzun: "Pig Head  Boy, if you kill your comrade with your own hands, you are an unjust person like you. How can you live in this world with dignity? You might as well just die, hahaha¡ª¡ª"

    "Xiao Huanzi's heart was filled with despair, as if she was stupid. She kept mumbling, "I'm not a human being, I can't live anymore." While mumbling, she picked up a nine-tooth rake and smashed it hard on her head.  Once, twice until his head was smashed to pieces, and then he fell to the ground.

    "You are looking for death. I will use a little trick to make you kill each other and kill both of you. Pig-headed boy, how did you die? Hahaha, you are so stupid!" Wuyu Tianzun is really relieved. This pig-headed boy  The boy was once a thorn in his heart, and today he finally had the chance to remove it. It would be strange to be unhappy.

    The forest has regained its tranquility, as if nothing had happened, but Xiao Huanzi and Fat Bird, both of whom fell to the ground, told of the tragedy that had happened here.

    Suddenly, something flew from the forest, and it turned out to be a book.  Dots of golden light surround the book, making it look mysterious.

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    "You stinking teacher, this disciple of yours is too stupid to die." The ethereal voice of Wuyu Tianzun sounded, and he and Old Master Liu have been fighting here for thousands of years. In the end, both sides suffered losses, with no winner or loser.  Today is the most exciting day for Wuyu Tianzun: there is nothing you can do about this stinky teacher, so I have to spread this resentment on your disciple.  The white-haired person gave the black-haired person a gift, and that stinky teacher must have been very distressed.

    "Old Wuyu, I'm going to kill you!" Old Master Liu's voice was on the verge of going berserk.

    The voice of Wuyu Tianzun was full of pride: "Stupid Teacher, if you could kill me, you would have killed me long ago, why wait until today. However, I cut out a big piece of flesh from your heart today, how do you feel?"

    "Quack, quack, whoever laughs in the end may not be sure, Mr. Wuyu, don't be too happy -" Fat Bird suddenly turned over and sat up from the ground, then shook his head, and a few rotten peaches fell from the top.  Each peach has a big hole with red juice flowing inside.

    The voice of Wuyu Tianzun was obviously stunned: "Silly bird, you are not dead!"

    "I won't die even if you die!" Fat Bird stood up, wandered in front of Xiao Huanzi, and used one foot to pull at Xiao Huanzi's smashed head: "Stop pretending, I want to take advantage of you.  Master, is he anxious to die?"

    Xiao Huanzi got up quickly and knelt down to the Book of Heaven: "This disciple is unworthy, I have seen the master." After kowtowing, he touched his head with his hand, and it immediately turned into an intact pig's head.

    "Pig-headed boy, how dare you tease me!" Wuyu Tianzun roared.  He never imagined that things would develop like this, and now it was his turn to get angry.

    Xiao Huanzi heyed: "You are allowed to play with me, but I am not allowed to play with you. This is your typical gangster logic. I originally wanted to make you happy for a while, but my master is here and I don't have time to coax you to play.  Just do whatever you have to do.¡±

    "If we really talk about the ability to make people angry, Fat Bird ranks first, and Xiao Huanzi can definitely rank second. After a few words, Wuyu Tianzun was so angry that he was furious.  The huge gap made him angry.

    "Shit has no desires, and his thoughts are filthier than those of ordinary people." Fat Bird gave Wuyu Tianzun a more objective and fair evaluation.

    Naturally, Xiao Huanzi was not far behind: "If you have the ability, hit me. I knew from the beginning that you only had a ray of spiritual thought left, and you couldn't hurt anyone at all. You were just cooperating with you in a play.  Now it¡¯s time for the show to end, and you, the clown, can take your last breaths.¡±

    The Book of Heaven was flipping rapidly, and Old Master Liu was obviously very excited: "Okay, okay, this is my disciple!"

    The joking look on Xiao Huanzi's face completely subsided: "Master, what's your situation now?"

    Old Master Liu¡¯s voice came from the Book of Heaven: ¡°The physical body?Wuyu and I died together, and now we only have a trace of our souls left.  But having a disciple like you is enough!  "

    Although it was very relaxing to listen to what the master said, Xiao Huanzi deeply understood that as a strong man who was almost at the top, the pain of losing power could be imagined.  He kowtowed three times respectfully: "Master, please be at ease. This disciple will avenge you!"
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