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Volume 2 Companion Chapter 32 Love Action Movie

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    Chapter 32 Love Action Movie

    The human gastrointestinal tract cannot digest alcohol because there are no digestive enzymes for alcohol in the gastrointestinal tract.  After alcohol is absorbed through the stomach, it passes through the blood circulation and is excreted through the breath, pores and urine.  The remaining part is digested by the liver, but the digestion speed is very slow, which is why drinking alcohol damages the liver.

    ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? The Awakened Ones Have T-Virus Digestive Enzymes in Their Body, Which Can Digest Almost All Carbohydrates, So Awakened Ones May Not Be Drunk Even if They Drink Pure Alcohol.

    In fact, Du Fei himself did not know whether he was an awakened person. Although he was infected with the virus, he did not enter a crazy state because of the strengthening of the T-virus original solution, and there was no so-called awakening.  But I have indeed been infected with the virus, and I have indeed experienced violent emotions, although this violent emotion was shared by others.

    So Du Fei gave himself a definition: an awakened person who has not experienced awakening.

    Du Fei, the boss Niu Fang and Ji Tielan were awakened, so they would not get drunk no matter how much they drank, but the other two started to get drunk and went crazy.

    Ji Tielan saw that Ji Ruoxue was drunk, so she took her back to the room.

    The three men really wanted to follow them, but there were too many monks and too little rice, not to mention it was uncertain who would eat who, so they had to sigh and go back to another room.

    The third child was leaning against the window with a telescope to look at the scenery, the eldest brother continued to do handstand push-ups, and Du Fei was practicing Qinggong.

    Ji Tielan heard the mattress in the next room being hit with a "bang bang" sound, and her bad impression of the three people immediately fell to the horizon.  I cursed in my heart: "Men are so disgusting." Then I covered my head with a quilt and slept.

    Ji Ruoxue was talking in her sleep while smelling of alcohol: "Sister, you have fallen"

    Ji Tielan covered Ji Ruoxue's mouth and pulled her into the quilt.

    The third child was blowing the wind and admiring the desolation of the world with a telescope, and said: "Second Master, what do you think of me being a warlock?"

    Du Fei smiled and said, "You want a succubus?"

    The boss stopped after hearing this and said, "Damn, it turns out that warlocks have such great benefits."

    The third child chuckled, his wretched peach blossom eyes flashing with golden light.  But what Du Fei said next directly shattered his dream.

    "Even if the awakening ability is close to that of a warlock, you can't summon a succubus, but it is possible to control one or two female zombies."

    The third child immediately became dejected after hearing this, while the eldest child rolled on the ground with his belly in his hands.

    Du Fei then said: "However, some incredibly beautiful evolved bodies may appear in the future. If you can awaken the control ability like a contract, you might be able to catch one and raise it."

    The third child¡¯s obscene heart was burning brightly again, and he was looking at the scenery with a telescope, as if he was about to find an evolved form of a beautiful woman.  He looked at it and suddenly called out: "Your sister, there is a live broadcast of a love action movie over there. This girl has a really good figure, a D cup, definitely a D cup."

    The boss went over to grab the telescope and looked at it, and said: "Where is it? Where is it? Damn, what a waste of natural resources. This male pig weighs at least three hundred pounds, and his abdominal muscles are bigger than my two chest muscles." The boss woke up.  After that, my figure can definitely be selected for Mr. Bodybuilder, so I always talk about muscles.

    Du Fei was also amused by these two people. He wanted to see if it was true, so he went over to have a look.  It's really a live broadcast, with the woman on top, which is usually the only thing a male pig of this size can do.  When Du Fei floated towards the male pig's face, he was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes showed a murderous intent, thinking that this world is really not big, and he didn't know what age this was.

    Du Fei returned the telescope to Lao San, and then pulled out the Barrett m82a1. Of course it was not used to watch the show, although the monocular telescope on it was clearer.

    The boss had never seen this sniper rifle before and was surprised to see Du Fei put the sniper rifle on the window. Du Fei was about to take aim when he heard the third boss say: "Damn, this man is so unprofessional. He can do it in three seconds."  Shoot. Your sister, a fast shooter, isn¡¯t that fast, right?"

    Du Fei looked into the scope and sure enough, the pig had already walked into the bathroom and was out of sight.

    ?????????????? Damn, so fast, you¡¯re all cumming on your thigh, right?  No wonder Bao's mistress gave birth to other people's children. What woman could stand such a fast shooting?

    I had no choice but to hand the m82a1 sniper rifle to the boss to play with, and told him: "Don't tell anyone about the sniper rifle, including those two women."

    A night without words

    Du Fei got up very early in the morning, mainly because he was disturbed by Ji Tielan.

    "It is said that people who practice martial arts are accustomed to getting up early to practice in the morning. Ji Tielan just got up early in the morning and hummed.

      Ji Ruoxue and Lao San were both drunk last night and didn't care whether the world was noisy or quiet.  The boss can even ignore his own snoring, which makes it even more insignificant for him to hum haha.

    Only Du Fei got up helplessly, practiced Qing Gong for a while, and then went to make breakfast.

    Ji Tielan praised him while drinking water: "A good family man."

    Du Fei rolled his eyes and secretly sighed at the misfortune of his life. Then he took a spatula and smiled mischievously at Ji Tielan and asked, "Would you like to make you a love omelette?"

    "Ugh let's make this for your roommate." Ji Tielan ran away quickly.

    After breakfast, the sun has risen very high. The weather is very good today, but the zombies obviously don¡¯t like the good weather, and they are all huddled in their lairs.

    After breakfast, Du Fei left the hotel on the pretext of having something to do. The place he was going to was the live broadcast of last night's love action movie.

    The five senses of zombies are degraded, and they are even worse during the day.  Du Fei has learned Qinggong again, so he only needs to be careful not to be seen by zombies in person, and he will not be discovered.

    After the third child finished breakfast, he leaned against the window and looked at the scenery.  The boss followed Du Fei's instructions and practiced swinging his sword a thousand times.  Ji Ruoxue was flipping through the recipes. In the morning, she despised Du Fei's unpalatable breakfast, and then she was despised by Du Fei for not knowing how to cook, so she decided to make an authentic French meal, completely defeating Du Fei's resistance.  But Ji Tielan didn't know where she had gone.

    The third child looked at the scenery and couldn't help but focus on the love action movie scene last night, but he saw it again.

    Speaking of which is, now there are zombies outside the street, and people who are trapped in the house have lived with X life except that they do not distinguish between day and night.  Hey, except for otakus.  But a man who can hold two, three, four or five breasts is not the kind of person who can stay at home, right?

    ¡°Boss, come and see, there¡¯s another love action movie over there.¡± The third child said coquettishly.

    The boss disagreed: "I watched it all last night, what's the point? Male pigs are ugly, fat and fast."

    Ji Ruoxue didn't understand what they were talking about, so she asked doubtfully: "You are so fat, can you still run fast?"

    The boss and the third boss looked at each other and said with evil smiles: "It's about shooting fast."

    Ji Ruoxue was stunned for a while, and suddenly wanted to understand what they meant. Her face suddenly turned red, she spat at the two of them, and then went back to the room and closed the door with a bang.

    "Holy shit, boss, come and see, something big has happened. The second boss the second boss" The third child shivered in shock and almost lost his telescope.

    "What are you talking about? The second boss is not here."

    "No, the second boss is guest starring in a love action movie."

    "Stop joking, it's boring." The boss thought the third child was talking nonsense.

    "It's true" Before the third child could finish speaking, he was startled again and shouted, "Holy crap, Ji Tielan is there too."

    The boss was also intrigued. He took a look through the binoculars and opened his mouth wide.  The scene was exactly as what Lao San said. In the original drama, the man and woman were hugging each other on the bed, while Du Fei was standing aside and Ji Tielan was behind Du Fei.

    But this has evolved from a love action movie to a gunfight movie.
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