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Text Chapter 52 The King of Kai who loves to listen to jokes

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    "Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!" Lei Xiao gasped, running on a one-way road that seemed to never end. He kept whispering to himself, "We're almost there, come on! We're almost there.  Come on!" That's right, in order to improve his strength, our classmate Xiao Lei specifically asked the gods of the earth to take him to see King Yama, where there is a road leading to the residence of the King of the Realm.

    Originally, the Zhongzhou team wanted to let a few more people come together, but unfortunately the King of Yama in this world did not agree. In his words, the underworld is a place for the dead, and letting a living person go to the underworld is already the limit.

    The strong man who made Lei Xiao breathe straight, and you can imagine how long he has been running.  If Dana hadn't encouraged him from time to time, Lei Xiao couldn't imagine whether he would go crazy.

    This road is too monotonous. There are only clouds except the road. It is easy for people running on it to wonder whether they are staying in place.  Lei Xiao admired Sun Wukong very much.

    "I remember that when Wukong first took this road, he walked for a total of one year." Lei Xiao thought to himself, "I must be stronger than Wukong at that time It should be almost here, it has already been three months.  "

    ¡° Having said that, Lei Xiao couldn¡¯t see the figure no matter how much he looked forward, so he had to sigh and continue running forward.

    On Earth, everyone in the Zhongzhou Team is also busy.

    It¡¯s funny to say that Alice and Zhao Ling¡¯er brought a lot of things to this world, but in the end they found that the things in the room in the main god space could not be brought out, so they worked all morning in vain.

    Dana spends every day in the laboratory with Gaynor and Brive.  These three people met each other and found their respective soulmates.  Just looking at the satisfied and happy smiles on their faces every day, you can tell how high they are.

    With the help of Briv, Bulma built a 300 times gravity training room at home.  Other members of the Zhongzhou team spend most of their time training there.  After a few months, Bulma was able to master her new abilities freely.  Gaynor also often takes time to familiarize himself with his abilities. He is not too keen on training, but he is a smart person and knows the importance of being strong.

    Actually, Dana, Gaynor and Brive are all a little nervous these days.  Although there is the latest gene cultivation equipment exchanged from the Lord God, it is still unknown whether the genes of the alien and G-virus can be successfully added to the original Cell's genes.

    It wasn¡¯t until three months after the Zhongzhou team returned to this world that the three of them breathed a sigh of relief.

    "It's too scary." Briff murmured, "If these things reach perfect maturityit's hard to imagine how powerful they can be."

    "Well, although it is not as perfect as the original plan of swallowing No. 17 and No. 18, it just requires a little more energy." Gaynor's eyes turned to the more than a hundred embryos in the large instrument in front of him, his eyes were so gentle.  As if watching his own child, he said with a bit of fanaticism, "Fortunately, there is such a thing as a contract emblem, otherwise I would never dare to create such a powerful artificial human. It would be too easy for them to destroy the earth."

    Dana was noncommittal and sighed after a long time, saying: "If you only rely on the ability of your pet it may affect the evolution of your own gene lock. In short, it is better to use less."

    "I think these little guys require too much energy, and they can only absorb energy from organic life." Briff frowned, "How many people does the earth have in total? Even if we add all the animals and plantsif they  It¡¯s impossible to grow it all.¡±

    "Mr. Brive." Dana smiled slightly and said, "You don't have to worry about this issue. It's not a problem for us at all, because the rules dictate that I can't reveal some things to you, but I can guarantee that these things will never be disclosed to you."  It will harm even one earthling in this world."

    "Why can't it be leaked? Who set the rules for you?" Briff asked curiously, "Can't you tell me?"

    "Just think of it as the restraint given to us by God." Dana said helplessly, "You have your own career, your relatives, and your current peaceful life. If you are a loner like Mr. Gaynor, I will not hesitate.  Let you join me so I can tell you everything. Well, that¡¯s all I¡¯ll say.¡±

    "Well, I won't ask anymore." Briff said, "I know you are a good boy and you won't harm me, but why is this kid Bulma also interested in exercising? Really  It¡¯s strange, she used to skip gym class every time, could it be to keep in shape?¡±

    ""

    Lei Xiao ate all the meat on his hands, patted his belly with satisfaction, and continued on the road, "Fortunately, this road only has one direction, otherwise I would be really worried that I would get lost. Huh?" He stopped in front of him.  old manThe clouds in the sky dispersed, and a small dot appeared vaguely in the distance.

    "It's over!" Lei Xiao was so moved that he almost wanted to cry, "It's finally here." He was ecstatic, spread his wings, and flew towards that point.

    Although we have already seen it, there is actually still a long way to go.  Lei Xiao flew straight for a day and a night before reaching his destination.

    "Bang!" Because he was flying too fast, Lei Xiao forgot that the small place had 10 times the gravity of the earth, and the result was

    "Hey, who are you?"

    Lei Xiao finally stood up and saw a fat guy standing in front of him.  She looks like a ladybug and wears a pair of sunglasses. She is probably the Kaio.

    "Are you the Kaiou?" Lei Xiao grabbed the Kaiou's shirt, "It's fate, I finally saw the Kaiou."

    "I said." The King of Kai hurriedly pulled his hand back and said angrily, "Who are you and what are you doing here?"

    "I'm from the earth." Lei Xiao's eyes were filled with little stars, "Kaiou-sama, I have been running for almost half a year and finally found you. Please teach me kung fu."

    "Oh, so you want to learn kung fu from me." Kaiou said with a smile, "Then let's tell a joke first. I'll see how good you are first, and then I can teach you in accordance with your aptitude."

    " Several black lines appeared on Lei Xiao's face: "I'm sorry, I mean, I want to learn fighting skills, not perform kung fu.  "

    "Fighting skills?" Kaiwang said dissatisfiedly, "Why didn't you tell me earlier, well, why should I teach you?"

    "Because you are the greatest realm king in the universe." Lei Xiao began to drink the soup, "Do you need any other reason? This reason already beats all excuses."

    "That's true." Kaiwang said proudly, as if he didn't want to take advantage of Lei Xiao, "You said you are from the earth, so tell me a joke about the earth first. If you let me  If you smile, I will promise to teach you, how about it?"

    "Ah" Lei Xiao frowned. It was really difficult for him to tell jokes. Even before coming to the Lord God Space, he only read novels and didn't read jokes.

    "Novel" Lei Xiao's eyes lit up, remembering a joke he had seen when reading Gu Long's novel before, "Okay, Lord Kaio, you must keep your word, I will make you laugh now."

    "Oh? You're quite confident. I'm an expert on jokes." The Kaio looked forward to it and said, "Come on, tell me, if the joke you tell is not funny, I won't teach you kung fu."

    Lei Xiao recalled the "joke" that made him burst into laughter, and began to tell it with confidence: "Once upon a time, there was a gambler who gambled in a teahouse. The teahouse was in a small alley, and he was addicted to gambling.  The lucky gambler had been gambling there for three days and three nights, but unfortunately he was unlucky and kept losing. After losing for three days, all the gamblers in the alley, young and old, beat many gamblers. There was only one bad old man, although he came to this teahouse every day.  I came here to drink tea, and saw the gambler lose every day, but he was still unmoved and refused to gamble. The more he refused to gamble, the more the gambler asked him to gamble. Others said that this old man not only did not gamble,  And he doesn¡¯t smoke or drink. He is a handsome wooden man. Everyone calls him Li Laoshi. They also say that as long as the gambler can induce Li Laoshi to gamble with him, they will kowtow to the gambler every day. There are other things in that alley.  A butcher's widow, it is said that the county is about to build a chastity memorial arch for her. Although she has set up a small stall in the alley, no one has seen her smile in the past ten years, and there is no one else in her family.  , only had a dog to guard the door for her. On the fourth day of gambling, the gambler still had thirty thousand taels of silver left, so he piled all the money in front of Li Laoshi. He said that he could make that person just by saying one word.  Widow Butcher laughed and said one more word and she could slap me in the face. He asked Li Laoshi if he believed it?"

    The King of Kai¡¯s interest was aroused: ¡°How is this possible?¡±

    "Yeah, Li Laoshi didn't believe it either." Lei Xiao continued, "The butcher widow never smiles, men and women are not intimate, and widows can't slap men. Naturally, Li Laoshi didn't believe it, so the gambler made a bet with him and said  If he loses, all the remaining silver will be given to him. If he loses, he only needs Li Laoshi to play ten more dices with him. Li Laoshi looked at the silver in front of him for more than two hours, and finally decided  Although he was honest when he bet with the gambler, an honest person would not take it when he saw the money that came to his door, because everyone believed that the gambler's bet was really about losing but not winning, and he didn't even have half a chance.  "

    The king of the realm said anxiously: "But he won, didn't he? Say it quickly! Say it quickly!"

    Lei Xiao said: "Just to have a good time gambling with him, the gambler must win, otherwise how can I call him a 'gambler'?"

    Hearing this, Kaiou became even more curious, and couldn't help but urge again, "How did he win?"

    Lei Xiao said leisurely: "ArrivedIn the afternoon, the widow set up her pancake stall. The dog stayed with her and naturally followed her. So the gambler walked over, kowtowed to the dog respectfully and barked.  Saying "Dad", the widow was startled. Although she wanted to keep a straight face, she finally couldn't help but laugh.  "

    The king also wanted to laugh, but he held it back. Although he admired the gambler Lei Xiao mentioned, he still couldn't imagine how a gambler could make her turn against someone and hit someone.  "

    Lei Xiao said: "Everyone saw that the gambler really made Widow Tu laugh, and they all admired her. However, they saw the gambler kneeling in front of her again and called her "Mom". Widow Tu's face immediately turned red, even her neck.  He was already rough, so he slapped the gambler hard, turned around and left, so Li Laoshi had to play dice with the gambler.  "

    After Lei Xiao finished speaking, there was no laughter, and his heart tightened: "This King of the Realm is really strange. In the original work, Sun Wukong told such a ridiculous joke and he laughed. Could it be that I didn't tell it well?" He turned around.  At first glance, Kaio was actually covering his stomach with both hands, screaming "Quak, quack", with a smile on his face, but also a look of pain, "Kaiou-sama, what's wrong with you?"

    "Ihahaha, II have never heard such a funny joke, haha Oops, my stomach hurts from laughing, please let me take a breath" Kaioh finally laughed out loud.  Lei Xiao looked at him from the side, really worried that he would lose his temper.
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