"And you, you will have a zero-distance contact incident today." As soon as Negi finished talking about tomorrow's dishes, he turned his finger to Alice, making Alice who was pointed out stunned.
"Take back what you just said!" Watching the furious Asuna grabbing Negi's head like a bowling ball in the sky, I had the urge to burst into laughter. No matter how many times I read the comic, watching it live is still the best.
"Ah! Wow! I really didn't lie! Just like that big brother over there! He will be blessed by both luck and misfortune today!"
"What?" I stared blankly at the direction Negi was pointing, and after confirming that the person he was pointing to was me who had just come down to say hello, I became depressed. Why did I happen to encounter this kind of curse divination with a certain fortune teller named Fujibayashi?
"Stop talking nonsense!" Asuna didn't look at the direction Negi pointed at at all, and continued to hold his head like a bowling ball.
"Huh!" Alice, who turned around and saw me, snorted and turned her head to the side.
"Long time no see, Negi." Ryudo suddenly appeared at the window and attracted Asuna's attention. Finally, Negi's head was not crushed by Asuna.
"Teacher Gao! Good morning!"
"Longdao! Long time no see!"
"Eh?! Do you know each other?" Asuna next to him was immediately startled when he saw Negi excitedly waving his hand towards Lundao.
"Welcome to Mahonara Academy, this is a great place, Teacher Negi." Ignoring Asuna's surprise, Takamichi continued to drop another bomb at the window.
"Eh? Teacher?" Konoka turned her head and looked at Negi beside her, sweating a little on her forehead. Unexpectedly, such a child turned out to be the new teacher that her principal grandfather asked her to pick up.
"Yes." Negi pretended to cough, and said with a salute like Konoka and the others.
"I am Negi Springfield, who will be an English teacher at your school."
"No way!" After hearing Negi's introduction, Asuna became even more excited. She grabbed Negi's shoulders again and began to shake her. Konoka was so frightened that she ran up and stopped her.
"From today on, he will replace me as your class teacher in Class A." Takashi walked down and dropped another bomb, which made Asuna's tears begin to flow.
"How can this be okay! I don't like this kind of brat! What he just said to me about lovelorn No! He said rude words to me."
"What I said is the truth"
"It's obviously nonsense!" Negi, who originally wanted to defend himself, was immediately yelled at by the angry Asuna.
"I hate little devils the most!"
?Then came the incident of Asuna¡¯s underwear. Because I was so depressed by Negi, I didn¡¯t help at all, while Alice was sulking on the side, and Ryuudou was unprepared. Asuna¡¯s underwear was still exposed like a plot.
"Card!" He quickly took out his digital camera, left a souvenir while Asuna was still in a daze, and immediately put it back.
"Wow! How could this happen!" Asuna's wailing became the temporary ending to everything.
"Principal! What is going on?"
After that, there was a bunch of dialogue similar to the original plot, except that the principal did not mention dating Konoka again. As I watched Onion taking advantage of Mr. Shizuna through the shota system, my impression of Onion dropped a lot.
After Asuna and the others left, I, who had just been hiding aside to watch the show, was also ready to leave.
"Wait a minute, Teacher Mu Yi, I have something to tell you." Principal Luobotou suddenly stopped me, which made me a little stunned.
"You have something to do with me?" Even my identity was revealed. It seemed that I couldn't avoid this matter.
"Yes, I hope you will be the teacher of Special S Class." Carrot Tou's tone became unexpectedly serious, which made me, who was used to his weird laughter, suddenly not used to it.
"Special S class? And it's an all-girls high school class?" I've never heard of such a class? Is it a newly added class?
"Yes, because the status of the students in this class is very special, so there is no one else who can take the position except you." Carrot Tou touched his beard, opened his eyes seriously and looked at me, which made me feel even more strange. .
"Okay, so where is this class?" It's probably some eldest lady. Anyway, I'm bored after every class, so it's not a big deal to be an extra class teacher."Oh ho ho ho ho, here is the map. You can go to class first. I won't disturb you anymore." Seeing me accepting this task with a nonchalant expression, the dean took out a map from the drawer with a smile. A map was handed over, and it seemed that he had been prepared for it.
"No roster roll?" After checking the map, I felt more and more strange when I saw Carrot Head not continuing to give me anything.
"You will know the reason when you go there, oh ho ho ho ho." Regardless of the confused look I looked at him, Carrot Tou stroked his beard and laughed to himself.
"It's mysterious." Anyway, I already had a map, so I didn't bother to worry about other issues. I took the map and just followed the directions on the map.
When I walked outside the door of Special S Class, I heard the laughter that kept coming from inside after class, and I suddenly had an inexplicable urge to run away.
"What's going on?" I was a little confused about my intuition and looked at the classroom door in front of me. I really couldn't figure out why my intuition would give me such an inexplicable prompt.
After thinking about it for a long time outside the door, I couldn't think of a reason, so I just opened the door and rushed in.
"Okay, okay, please go back to your seats, let's start now" Standing on the podium, I originally wanted to show off the teacher's airs, but when I saw the girls talking and laughing below, I became speechless.
"Sorry, I seem to have gone to the wrong classroom. I'm leaving first!" I put away the textbooks and said haha, and I was ready to escape.
"It's useless, you can't escape." Following Suzumiya Haruhi's arrogant declaration, the classroom door lock suddenly lost its original opening function, and the entire classroom space began to solidify.
"Ah Lala~, why do you run away when you see us, brother Muyi? We haven't seen each other for a long time." Naye looked at me with a smile on her seat, but I looked at her behind and kept looking out. The black air coming out made it impossible to tell that she was really smiling.
"Ah haha~, what a coincidence, why are you all here? I don't have any news at all." Looking at the women in front of me who began to exude murderous aura, cold sweat began to flow down my back like a waterfall. .
"If we don't come, you won't take the initiative to find us." Chidori stood up and pulled out a folding fan from somewhere, held it in his hand and patted it continuously, and looked at it with murderous eyes. I.
"Thisthat" Looking at the women who were approaching with murderous intent, I broke out in cold sweat even more.
"Stop looking for those inexplicable excuses! You guys should die twice!" Before I could explain, a thick dictionary was thrown at me from the crowd.
I avoided the bombardment of dictionaries at the beginning. Looking at the dictionaries that were almost completely submerged on the blackboard, my heart became cold.
¡°Looking at the girls who were getting closer and starting to take out all kinds of strange weapons, my intuition told me that if I continued like this, my life would be worse than death. Under the current circumstances, this is the only way to use it!
"Asuna! Ryuudao kissed other girls here!" I yelled towards the door while leaning against the door.
"Nani!!!" Almost instantly, Asuna, whose whole body burst into flames, opened the door fiercely.
"Opportunity!" Seizing the moment when everyone was still dazed, I crossed over Asuna and ran away, leaving Asuna in a daze, whose scalp was numb as the women looked at her with murderous eyes.
"Don't let him escape! Chase him!" Seeing that the others seemed to have mistaken the target, Xing shouted and took the lead in chasing after him. It also reminded the girls of their main purpose and forgot about Asuna who was the culprit.
"Damn it! This can't go on like this!" Feeling the murderous intent approaching from behind, I broke out in cold sweat even more.
"Huh?!" Because he was running so desperately, he accidentally knocked down someone when he turned the corner.
"Why does it feel a little weird?" Suddenly there was a familiar feeling, but I couldn't care less about the murderous intent coming closer from behind. I didn't even look at who I knocked down, so I got up and started running away.
"Found it!" Not long after, Xing saw me being staked at the intersection with no way to escape, and immediately called for others to gather over.
"You guyjust give us a good death!" After everyone gathered over, Xing first sentenced me to death, and a dictionary was thrown at my head.
¡°Bang!¡± The dictionary hit me on the head and bounced out the moment it hit my face.
"Eh?!" Seeing this strange phenomenon, Xing took a step back in surprise.
"No, this is not real, it's just a monster." Hayate came over and pinched the face of 'me' in front of him, and in an instant he determined what the 'person' in front of him was.
"Monster?" Under the surprised gazes of the girls, that "I" slowly began to melt and turned into a green slime.
"Damn it! How dare you use a slime to deceive us! That bastard Mu Yi!" Feeling that she had been tricked, Xing angrily hit the slime again.
"Feed that guy over there, turn into that bastard Mu Yi." Haruhi, who also had a bad look on his face, gave an order to the slime, and the slime turned into me again.
"Hey, hey, hey! You violent women! You can't do this!" The slime who transformed into me looked at the murderous women in front of him and began to sweat coldly, but the natural poisonous tongue attribute coupled with that The same voice as mine made the girls look at him even more unkindly.
"Stop being so verbose! Just die twice!" Xing, who simply wanted to vent her anger, pulled out the dictionary again and threw it at the slime, which also marked the beginning of the girls using it to vent their anger.
"I'm sorry, Mung Bean, I will save you." Observing this scene from a distance, I couldn't help but cross myself and began to save the unfortunate slime. But with his almost invincible system, he probably wouldn't die. After a second of silence, I moved my attention to the other side.
Looking at Negi being held by the girls, I felt even more unbalanced.
After class, she went out of her way to help Hexiang move books, which also prevented her and Negi's goodwill from increasing in the plot. Although Hexiang is already my servant, I'm not afraid of ten thousand, just in case, it's better to be safe
the next day. . . .
"Successful!" Negi looked at the potion in front of him excitedly, took it and ran out.
"Wait a minute, Teacher Negi, what are you holding in your hand?" I had been waiting nearby for a long time and saw Negi running out excitedly, so I immediately walked up and stopped him.
"Eh, eh?! It's nothing! It's really nothing!" Negi was a little flustered and wanted to hide the potion in his hand, but in the moment of panic, he made no move at all.
"Let me seeIs it nothing? It's just ordinary water. Give it back to you." Pretending to lose interest, he returned the cup to Negi.
"Sorry! I'm leaving first!" After getting the cup, Negi immediately ran away in panic.
"Hehehehe." After Negi left, I conjured up another cup. After placing the cup in my space, I laughed slyly.
"Ah!!!" Not long after, Negi's wailing sound came over, which made me even happier.
"You guy, why are you smiling so weirdly?" Qianyu, who saw me smiling weirdly from the side, asked me doubtfully.
"Qianyu-chan, starting from tomorrow, you have to take good care of your new teacher, Teacher Onionji." He turned around and kept smiling strangely as he gave the answer, which also made Qianyu completely fascinated. In petrification. .
Author's message. . . . . . . . . .
Due to time constraints, the quality of this chapter seems not to be very good, so I would like to apologize now.
??Also, I will talk about the relationship between Ryugu and the protagonist tomorrow as to why they have never known each other. Please pay attention to tomorrow's plot. over.