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"Come quickly, the haggis soup here is very delicious" Zheng Dongfang sat opposite the ancestor of the Nebula Empire. While drinking the haggis soup, he did not forget to say hello to Song Rensheng and Nie Xiaobao. .
"You guys eat" Nie Xiaobao gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, turned over his hands to get a big food box, and started packing crazily. Since you are all shameless, then if I am too shameless, I will look too out of place. Okay, let's be more relaxed and see who is more shameless.
While the snack street was bustling with activity, the atmosphere in Nie Yuchan's restaurant was extremely weird.
"Hehehehehe" On the large dining table, Aunt Qin sat on the main seat due to the north, her beautiful big eyes staring straight at the man opposite.
¡°Hmph hum hum hum¡¡± Nie Canglong also stared at the girl without blinking.
"I said" Comrade Li Guoying was sitting more casually, looking at his son and daughter-in-law with interest, "You two have been flirting with each other for ten minutes. Can you take a break? Put two drops of Zhenshiming Eye Drops. , relax your eyes"
"Pfft" Nie Yuchan laughed at that time, but thinking that she was the lowest generation here, she quickly covered her mouth and suppressed it.
"Auntie, the dishes are cold" Qin Muchun was young after all, so he wasn't affected much. Instead, his stomach growled with hunger.
"If you are hungry, you can eat first" Aunt Qin didn't even look at the little brat. "This is an appetizer before the duel. I must make a good start and dampen someone's arrogance. ¡¡±
"Who is the arrogant one??" Nie Canglong didn't even blink, "Have you not counted in your heart yet??"
"I know something?? Of course I know it, but you are arrogant" Aunt Qin said with a sneer.
"I won't talk to you about this" Nie Canglong waved his hand, "I will definitely defeat you with my eyes, just wait"
"Defeat me with your eyes??" Aunt Qin smiled coldly, "In the next life"
"Secretary Qin" Nie Canglong stared. "You still dare to come?? Your story has been revealed. I really didn't expect you to be such a person. You really disappoint me"
"Humph" Aunt Qin smiled coldly, "Do you think you can deceive me like this? Little green snake, you don't have the brains to deceive me"
"Really?" Secretary Qin's voice came in from outside.
¡°Dad??¡± Aunt Qin was startled and stood up suddenly. "How did you come??"
"Hahahaha" Nie Canglong suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed, "I won"
"Hahahaha" Aunt Qin suddenly laughed, "I won, little green snake, do you think your little trick can fool me? Didn't you just get a tape recorder outside? Do you think Will I be fooled??¡±
"So you just came up with a plan??" Nie Canglong's face was dark and he glared at Aunt Qin. said.
"Of course" Aunt Qin smiled coldly, sat down, picked up her chopsticks and started eating, "After winning the battle, the food tastes delicious"
"Son" Comrade Li Guoying glanced at his son, "Don't be discouraged, there will be plenty of opportunities in the future. As long as you marry her, you can beat her every day"
"Shameless" Aunt Qin rolled her eyes at Comrade Li Guoying and said angrily.
"Just wait for me" Nie Canglong glared at Aunt Qin, "Our matter is not over yet"
"It's just begun. It's too early to end" Aunt Qin said with a cold smile.
"I will let you sing Conquer" Nie Canglong said through gritted teeth.
"Is this how I conquer you?" Aunt Qin sang, "Is that so?"
"Hmph" Nie Canglong felt that it was unrealistic to beat Aunt Qin in a quarrel. So I stopped arguing with her, picked up my chopsticks, and started picking up vegetables. If you couldn't win a quarrel, let's see who ate more.
"Huh" Qin Muchun let out a long sigh of relief, "I can finally eat" As he said that, he picked up his chopsticks and started eating.
"Chun'er. Have you poured wine for the ancestor?" Nie Yuchan glanced at her son and said lightly.
"Ancestor" Qin Muchun quickly poured wine for Comrade Li Guoying. After finishing pouring, he poured wine for his great-aunt.
"Ahem" Nie Yuchan saw her son pouring wine for his uncle first. Instead of pouring wine for my aunt first, her expression wasHe was so frightened that he coughed twice and winked at his son.
"It's useless to wink at you" Qin Muchun curled his lips, poured the wine for his great-aunt, and then put down the flask, "You will be deducted points for drunk driving, and your great-aunt has to drive at night"
"Well" Aunt Qin's face was a little ugly at first, but at that time her face was red and proud, "Xiao Chun, this child is a good child"
"Xiao Chun, I seem to have to drive tonight" Nie Canglong glanced at Qin Muchun and said.
"Uncle, you are the Demon Saint. If people know that the Demon Saint dares not even drink in order to drive, you will lose all your prestige among the people" Qin Muchun said with a smile. , I poured a cup of tea for my aunt, this thing is refreshing.
"Demon Saint, let's do it" Aunt Qin picked up a cup of tea and said with a smile.
"It doesn't matter" Nie Canglong picked up the wine glass, "Isn't it just a glass of wine?? What's so big about it?? Could it be that I, the mighty Demon Saint, would let such a glass of wine be thrown down??" As he said that, he gently took a sip.
"The feeling is deep, one mouthful is dull, the feeling is shallow, lick it" Qin Muchun looked at his great-aunt's wine glass, which was almost empty, and couldn't help but curled his lips, "Auntie, you have to judge people correctly, even though people's hearts are far apart from each other, But things like emotions can also be reflected in certain phenomena"
"Little Green Snake, look at it, even children can see your true nature" Aunt Qin smiled coldly, "You don't mean what you say, your mother and I fell into the river at the same time, you said you should save me first" Me, but if I really fell into the river with your mother, you might save your mother first"
"It's good to know" Comrade Li Guoying suddenly became proud.
¡°What I said are all angry words, do you really take it seriously??¡± The girl rolled her eyes. "How about we give it a try? Let's see who he saves first"
"He will definitely save you first" Comrade Li Guoying rolled his eyes at his daughter-in-law, "Do you think I don't know? You have a very sexy swimsuit"
"How did you know??" Aunt Qin screamed immediately.
"Don't worry, Mom" Nie Canglong immediately became energetic, "I will definitely save you first. If you don't believe it, you can try"
"I haven't lived enough yet. I don't want to drown" Comrade Li Guoying curled his lips and said.
"Mom. Just give it a try" Nie Canglong's heart felt like it was being scratched by a cat's claws. "You should also take a good look at your son's performance. I promise that you won't be disappointed"
"I came with full of hope. Once I come, I can't go back. How can I do such a stupid thing?" Comrade Li Guoying rolled his eyes and said angrily.
"Why can't you go back?? Is that an exaggeration?" Nie Canglong smiled awkwardly. said.
"If you drown, you will naturally not be able to go back" Comrade Li Guoying said with a cold smile.
"It's impossible" Nie Canglong shook his head vigorously, "At most, I just need to drink two more sips of water, and I will definitely not drown"
"You are really your mother's good son" Comrade Li Guoying raised a thumbs up at his unlucky son.
"Award, reward, reward" Nie Canglong chuckled, "I'm only averagely good, compared to my father. I'm just a little bit better"
"Huh" Comrade Li Guoying exhaled a long breath, "I'm not angry, I'm not angry at all"
"Little Green Snake, you'd better eat quickly, otherwise, you will have no strength tonight" The girl looked at the man with a smile and said.
"It's a dog fight, not a fight between the two of us" A black line suddenly appeared on Nie Canglong's forehead.
"You lost. Aren't you going to cry? If you run out of energy while crying, wouldn't you be a loser?" The girl curled her lips and said.
"If you say that, then you should eat more" Nie Canglong curled his lips, "Crying is a physical job. You are so small, I feel dizzy just looking at it. What if you faint from crying? Forget it, don't eat it. When you really faint, I will just boil the rice"
"Get out of here" The girl suddenly became angry. "I will never lose"
"Then let's wait and see" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows and said.
"We'll see, I'll prepare some facial tissue for you" The girl smiled coldly, "I'll just wipe your silver beans"
"You can keep it for yourself" Nie Canglong curled his lips, "Tonight, I will completely surrender you and let you know that I am the head of the family.¡¡±
"Bah" the girl spat disdainfully, "Are you the head of the family? Unless you are the only one in your family"
"Wow" Nie Canglong immediately became angry, "Qin Xiaoniuniu, just wait, I will make you convinced that you lost, orally and with admiration"
"We'll see" The girl raised her eyebrows, grabbed a big rib, and gnawed on it, as if the rib was Nie Canglong's.
"We'll see" Nie Canglong grabbed a piece of cream cake and started licking it vigorously, as if the cream cake was Aunt Qin's.
"How mature is the steak??" Comrade Li Guoying picked up a piece of steak, put it in his mouth and chewed it gently, "It's quite delicious"
"Ancestor" Qin Muchun blinked, "You need to use a knife and fork to eat steak"
"Can't you eat with chopsticks??" Comrade Li Guoying glared at Qin Muchun, "Chinese people have to use chopsticks to eat"
"Xiao Chun, don't talk nonsense" Nie Yuchan glared at her unlucky son and said.
"Frequently using the left hand can exercise the right brain, and often using the right hand can exercise the left brain. The more flexible the hands, the better the brain. The main reason why the Chinese are the smartest race in the world is because the Chinese eat Use chopsticks" Comrade Li Guoying sighed and said.
"Listen" Nie Yuchan glared at her unlucky son, "The ancestor said so well, using chopsticks can exercise the brain. This is why we Chinese are the smartest"
"I know, I know" Qin Muchun nodded vigorously, "I will never use a knife and fork in the future. Why is it that every time I use a knife and fork to finish a meal, my brain becomes dull for a moment?? So that's what happened. Son"
"It's good to know" Nie Yuchan breathed a long sigh of relief and turned to look at the biological clock on the wall. "What time is it? Why isn't your dad back yet? Go check on him and tell him to get out of here." return¡¡"
"Oh" Qin Muchun responded quickly, and then ran out of the restaurant to find his father.
"Third aunt, I made you laugh" Nie Yuchan said with a smile.
"No" Aunt Qin smiled, "Even if your son says something wrong, I won't argue with him. After all, he is still a child, and he is still my brother's grandson"
"Hehehe" Nie Yuchan laughed, but she didn't take it seriously at all. Let alone your brother's grandson, even if he is your biological father. Have you ever been vague when it's time to get into trouble? ?
"Third Aunt" At this moment, a thin young man came in from outside. As soon as he came in, he kowtowed to Aunt Qin respectfully and said.
"Well" The girl nodded, "Get up"
"Xie Sangu" The young man quickly got up. He said respectfully.
"Da Mao?" The girl glanced at the young man and said.
"Yes" the young man blushed, "it's my nickname"
"You don't mind if I call you Da Mao, right?" Aunt Qin said with a faint smile.
"Of course I don't mind" Da Mao couldn't help but nodded repeatedly, "Isn't the name just for people to call it??"
"You can call Sangu, but not me, Da Mao. You are not an authentic person" Nie Yuchan raised her eyebrows and said with some dissatisfaction.
"Shut up" Da Mao glared at his unfortunate wife, "If you dare to scream nonsense again, please be careful of your family"
"Qin Damao" Nie Yuchan stood up suddenly and glared at her husband, "Are you going to rebel? How dare you serve me like a family? I haven't knelt on the washboard for three days. Is your butt itchy?"
"Nie Yuchan. Let me tell you, I have tolerated you for a long time" Qin Damao stared, "In front of my third aunt, you dare to be so presumptuous as me. Do you want to fuck Si Chen?" ?¡±
"Yes" Nie Canglong slammed the table and glared at Nie Yuchan, "Do you still look like a woman?? Now that you are married, you are a wife, not the one who made trouble before, lest the world not be in chaos. You are such a eldest lady, how dare you call your husband by his nickname?? You have gone against the grain, that is, not in front of your son. Otherwise, how can you ask him to raise his head in front of his son and be a proud father in the future? ?? Still kneeling on the washboard?? Does kneeling on the washboard have anything to do with your butt?? Not only do you have poor moral character, but you also have poor IQ"
"Listen" Qin Damao felt that the world had never been so beautiful, "How good is it, third uncle?" Women should look like women. It doesn't matter if you don't have IQ. I will thank God if you have moral character."Now, immediately, immediately, copy the three obediences and four virtues for me a thousand times, no, ten thousand times"
"Husband" Nie Yuchan suddenly broke out in cold sweat, "Kneel down quickly and kowtow"
"Wow, in front of the third aunt and the third uncle, you actually" Qin Damao saw the hope of turning over and making the decision for the first time. He was so excited that his brain couldn't work. "Son, bring a pen and paper. My father wants to divorce his wife." ¡¡±
"Dad" Qin Muchun poked his head in from the door of the restaurant, "Stop making trouble, listen to mom, kneel down and kowtow"
"What are you kowtowing for??" Aunt Qin's little face had long been as dark as the bottom of a pot. When she heard Qin Muchun's words, she glared at him fiercely, "Little brat, get out of here." ¡¡±
"Oh my god" Qin Muchun screamed and ran away.
"Husband" Nie Yuchan glanced at her husband, "The third aunt has always been the number one"
"Gudu" Qin Damao was dumbfounded at that time, and fell to his knees with a plop, "Third aunt, I'm talking about Yuchan, your niece-in-law, I didn't insinuate you"
"Your daughter-in-law is making trouble, and she is afraid that the world will not be in chaos, and there will be no woman" Aunt Qin said with a cold smile.
"Third Aunt" Qin Damao's tears fell down at that time, "This is not what I said, but my Third Aunt said it. This is your family's private matter, so don't talk about it here?"
"Husband, didn't you say that before? A woman who doesn't make trouble is not a qualified woman. A woman who thinks about living a peaceful life all day long is not a woman who knows how to be romantic" Nie Yuchan hurriedly said to her The husband winked.
"Yes, yes" Qin Damao nodded sharply, "Do you still remember what I said before??"
¡°Did you really say that??¡± Aunt Qin raised her eyebrows and said.
"It's absolutely true" Nie Yuchan nodded vigorously, "If I tell a lie, my husband will be struck by lightning"
"Yes, yes" Qin Damao nodded vigorously, "Yuchan is right"
"But Si Chen, the hen, is always bad" Aunt Qin sighed and said.
"How is that possible??" Qin Damao shook his head vigorously, "The rooster crows every day, and no matter how good his voice is, it can't withstand the force. There is no rooster version of the Golden Throat Lozenge. The hen will help it crow twice. Then it is very necessary, very necessary, husband and wife are one, there is no distinction between you and me"
"Yes, yes" Nie Yuchan nodded vigorously, "My husband is right, husband and wife are one, there is no distinction between you and me"
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