"Stop talking nonsense" Zhao Chuanxi immediately darkened his face.
"Stop talking, you are the master uncle" Wang Xueying pouted and hugged her chest in grievance, "If you report to the master, wouldn't the master expel me from the master? ?¡±
"You guys are busy, so I won't disturb you" Zhao Chuanxi turned around and fled back to the wolfskin tent with a dark face. The contemptuous looks in his eyes were really unbearable for him.
"Huh huh huh" Gu Yunfeng twisted her waist and shook her plump buttocks, "You guys are busy, I feel good, I'm going to go back to sleep" As he said that, he walked towards the tent.
"Do you think how nice her butt is twisted?? She looks like she has a body for giving birth to a son" Yun Zhongzi approached Bian Lanlan's ear in a somewhat obscene manner, pointed at Gu Yunfeng's back, and whispered.
"Sister Feng, the Taoist priest said you have a butt that can give birth to a son" Bian Lanlan sold Taoist Yun Zhongzi to Taoist priest without hesitation.
Taoist Priest Yun Zhongzi¡¯s face turned pale.
"Tell that old ass that my aunt greeted him with chrysanthemums" Gu Yunfeng didn't even look back, he just waved his hand towards the back His figure was quite lonely and chic
"Ms. Bian Lanlan, you are so ruthless" Taoist Priest Yun Zhongzi felt a chill in his body and gritted his teeth looking at Bian Lanlan, but he really didn't dare to deal with this girl, especially when there was Yuan Siyu next to him. Yuan Siyu is a peerless master who cannot lose to him.
"Just average, third in the world" Bian Lanlan said with a modest sneer.
"Of course I'm fine" Bian Lanlan smiled a little ferociously, "It's you, do you think I've forgotten all the debts between you and me?? Humph, let's see"
"Afraid of you??" Taoist priest Yun Zhongzi glared, "The Taoist priest is never afraid of any form of threat from anyone"
"I hope your mouth will always be so tough" Bian Lanlan pulled her face and said lightly.
If Bian Lanlan ferociously threatened and intimidated, Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi really didn't take it seriously, because it was the appearance of a shrew. A shrew is not a poisonous woman. Generally, poisonous women don't act violently. If they are unhappy, they usually use practical methods. Actions should be followed by actions, not words. Now, Bian Lanlan spoke in such a plain tone, which made him feel cold. Thinking about her feat of dousing the monster with gasoline and burning it, he couldn't help but feel like he was filled with gasoline. Taste
"I don't have the same experience as you" Taoist priest Yun Zhongzi held his head high and his chest high, walked to the wolfskin cross-legged position and sat down with a disdainful expression. Of course, as for whether he felt guilty, in his The face will not be shown.
"Heh" Bian Lanlan didn't say anything more. She just glanced at Taoist Yun Zhongzi with no expression on her face.
The milky-white monster was immortalized in the flames. I don't know when it had completely died. Its still huge body turned into a pile of black and smelly meat, exuding a burning smell that made people feel uncomfortable. It makes me sick to hear it.
"It's amazing" Yuan Siyu looked at the pile of rotten meat that exuded a burnt smell and couldn't help but swallowed his saliva.
"Could Siyu want to eat it?" Sister Bai looked at Yuan Siyu and felt goosebumps all over her body.
"You're right, I really want to eat" Yuan Siyu nodded.
"Ugh" Wang Xueying looked at the dark, stinky meat, smelled the disgusting smell, and when she thought of putting it into her mouth she couldn't bear it anymore, and Wang Xueying bent over and vomited.
"Haha" Sister Bai sneered and raised her thumb towards Yuan Siyu, "Siyu really has a strong taste. I admire you. I am not as good as me"
"Sister Bai, do you really not know or are you pretending not to know?? A certain woman is thinking about the inner alchemy" Bian Lanlan curled her lips and said.
"Hmph, what are you thinking??" Yuan Siyu looked at Sister Bai and Wang Xueying and sneered, "If I'm hungry, won't I eat fish?? Even if I don't eat fish, the car is better and the meat is better. There are a lot of snacks, what should I eat??"
"Well, I really misunderstood" Sister Bai blushed and touched her nose, "Among us, you are the only one who can take the inner elixir, which is really enviable"
"What's there to envy??" Yuan Siyu rolled her eyes, "I'm afraid that one day I'll turn into a monster, so it's true that I envy you"
"Well, you guys play, I'm going to take a nap" Wang Xueying yawned and ran away quickly.
¡°?"Hey, the Pegasus is about to light up today. I'll go back and stare for a while while you continue" Sister Bai glanced at the night sky, laughed aloud, and ran into the tent to sleep.
"These two people are really hypocritical. Just be afraid. We won't laugh at them. How about running away like this??" Yuan Siyu said, pulling out a long knife from her waist, and then cut the smelly meat fiercely. opened.
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? The smell becomes even greater, with a thick heat and fishy smell, and all kinds of things accumulated in the abdominal cavity flow out.
"It smells so bad" Bian Lanlan pinched her nose and took a few steps back with disgust.
"I don't know if the inner elixir has been burned out. I feel that if I eat its inner elixir, I will definitely be able to break through to the realm of land gods" Yuan Siyu fiddled with the monster's abdomen with the tip of a knife, searching for it. The inner elixir.
"Real gold is not afraid of fire for refinement. Although the inner elixir is not a golden elixir, it is not far different from the golden elixir. Ordinary mortal fire is absolutely indestructible" The voice of Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi came over.
"Really??" Yuan Siyu glanced at Taoist Yun Zhongzi, said nothing more, and continued to search.
"If you can't find it in its abdomen, you can look for it in its head. This monster is good at illusions. Although it doesn't have the realm of refining energy to become a god, it has good mental strength. There is a high possibility that the inner elixir is in its head " Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi continued.
"Thank you, Taoist Priest, for your advice" Yuan Siyu said, shaking his wrist slightly, the long knife in his hand turned into a silver lightning, and lightly and skillfully struck the monster's head, splitting its head into two halves.
The head was split in half, and the brain pulp inside flowed out. The warm brain pulp was like tofu, flashing with a trace of milky white fluorescence.
¡°Where are they??¡± Yuan Siyu stirred the brain matter twice with the tip of a knife, but no solid particles the size of glass beads were found.
"Transformed??" Taoist priest Yun Zhongzi stood up in surprise, walked quickly to Yuan Siyu, took her long knife, picked out a little bit of the brain, and looked at it carefully.
"What changed?" Yuan Siyu asked in surprise.
"" Taoist priest Yun Zhongzi did not answer Yuan Siyu's question. Instead, he stuck out his tongue, licked the brain into his mouth, closed his eyes and licked it carefully.
"Wow" Yuan Siyu and Bian Lanlan saw that he had done such a disgusting thing, and their stomachs immediately began to churn. They looked at each other, turned away at the same time, bent down and vomited.
"What's there to vomit??" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi opened his eyes and looked at the two disgusting girls. His eyes were full of jokes and his mouth was even more rude, "You haven't eaten monkey brains before. ??That stuff is so fragrant. First use a table with a hole in the middle, then put the monkey's head on the table, use a knife to lift the monkey's skull, and then expose the white brains, sprinkle the seasonings, and use a spoon. Dig, oh my god, I still have endless aftertaste when I think about it. Unfortunately, the country later banned the killing of wild animals, so we can¡¯t eat this delicious food"
"Ugh" The two women were about to straighten up when they heard this and vomited again.
"Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore" Taoist Priest Yun Zhongzi chuckled, flicked his wrist, and drew a blade with his long knife, and the brain stuck to the tip of the knife was thrown away, " What is certain is that the inner elixir of this monster beast has really been transformed, but it has not been completely transformed" At this point, he paused and said, "Well what I just said seems wrong. It's not that it was melted away, but that it was tempered. That fierce fire refined the impurities in the inner elixir, and what was left was the essence"
"What do you mean??" Yuan Siyu stood up straight, covering her mouth with a small hand, looking at Yun Zhongzi, but Bian Lanlan didn't seem to hear it and was still vomiting there. She was not interested in the inner elixir. Woolen cloth.
"That's what I mean" Taoist Priest Yun Zhongzi said, inserting the knife into the ground, and lightly stamped his left foot on the ground. Immediately, a golden bead the size of a soybean flew out of the brain. , and then he stretched out his hand, and the golden ball traced a trajectory and fell into the palm of his hand.
"This is" Yuan Siyu's beautiful eyes widened, looking at the golden bead, her heart was throbbing for some reason.
"This is the tempered essence. It's not an exaggeration to call it a golden elixir" Taoist priest Yun Zhongzi pressed his thumb on Yuan Zhu'er, then pushed it to the tip of his index finger, then pinched it gently with two fingers, " The demonic energy in this elixir has been completely refined, and anyone who takes it will have no side effects"
"Bring it here, give it to me" Yuan Siyu stretched out his hand towards Taoist Yun Zhongzi.
"You want to take it from my hand easily??" Taoist Yun Zhongzi said hehe.?.
"You want to unspoken rules for me?? Forget it, I don't want it anymore" Yuan Siyu waved her hand, which was quite straightforward.
"Uh" Taoist priest Yun Zhongzi couldn't help but hesitated. He was asking for a high price from the beginning, waiting for Yuan Siyu to pay back the money. He never thought that he would just give up. It's okay to give up. If you don't want me, I'll do it. Yes, but she actually gave him a rather despicable charge, an unspoken rule.
The original bargaining chip under these three words has become a hot potato. If you don't give it to her, you will directly take advantage of these three words. If you give it to her, it means you will give in. Isn't it too depressing? ? Didn't eat the mutton and got into trouble? ?
"I know some people don't have good intentions, but don't think about it. Little girl Yuan is younger than your granddaughter. How can you do it? Do you still have a conscience? Do you still have humanity? ? If you do such an immoral thing, you are not afraid of being struck by lightning or five thunders???" Bian Lanlan stopped vomiting and directly launched an attack on Taoist Yun Zhongzi.
"Forget it, the old Taoist admits defeat" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi threw the golden round beads to Yuan Siyu with a dark face. He flashed back to the wolfskin, sat cross-legged, and covered his ears with his hands. There is a posture of being indifferent to ears and having an undisturbed mind.
"Hmph" Yuan Siyu pinched the golden round bead, smiled proudly, and without stopping for a moment, threw it directly into his mouth.
With a 'Gulu' sound, Yuan Siyu swallowed the golden round bead. This time, the golden round bead belonged to her completely and no one could take it away.
"Sister Yuan, you are so uninteresting. This inner elixir can be taken by anyone, but you actually" Bian Lanlan's little face was a bit disgusting, "You are so greedy. We have so many inner elixirs in our car." As for the pill, you didn¡¯t even eat it, but there happened to be one that anyone could eat, and you swallowed it in one bite"
"Uh" Yuan Siyu smiled, "I'm used to this. Every time I get the inner elixir, I swallow it immediately. After all, there are so many dreams at night"
"Hmph" Bian Lanlan glanced at Xiaozui'er, "You are busy, I'm going to bed" As she said that, she walked towards the tent, walked to the tent door, opened the door, and was about to get in, when she suddenly thought of something. As if, "Ah, I forgot to remind you, the inner elixir seems to be in the brain I won't talk about it anymore, sleep, sleep" He ducked down and got into the tent.
"" The corners of Yuan Siyu's mouth twitched and she couldn't say anything, because her throat was filled with acid water. She glanced at the brains on the floor and couldn't help but vomited.
"Hmph, the spoils are unevenly divided? There's internal strife? Haha, it's so cool" Taoist priest Yun Zhongzi became proud.
The stars in the sky are twinkling. In the blink of an eye, the sky lights up and a new day begins again.
A wave of water rolled in the small lake, and a black dragon jumped out of it, tangled its body in the air, and then landed on the shore, turning into a big black horse, snoring, shaking its buttocks, and heading towards Walk to the campfire.
"Oh my god, you finally came out. You don't know, your elder brother told us that he is very disappointed and dissatisfied with you. He said that he will beat you hard when you come out of the lake. A meal" Taoist priest Yun Zhongzi saw the little black butt running over, looking refreshed and with all his veins flowing like a coquettish guy. He felt a little unhappy in his heart and became a little alarmist.
"Uh" Hearing the words of Taoist Yun Zhongzi, Xiao Hei staggered and almost fell to the ground. Fortunately, it landed on all four hooves, which made it much more stable. Then he was shaken and steadied himself. Xing, "What does this mean, Taoist Master??"
"What do you mean by asking me?? It's a good thing you met me first. Otherwise, if your elder brother asked you if you knew you were wrong, and if you couldn't answer, he wouldn't be able to peel you off??" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi He said with a lingering fear.
"I really don't understand, have I offended my elder brother?" Xiao Hei was sweating all over, his buttocks were trembling, his waist was sore, his legs were weak, and he was almost incontinent.
"Are you really not aware or are you pretending not to know??" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi pointed at the charred corpse of the monster next to him, "Do you know what this thing is??"
"You know?? Isn't this Yazui?? One of the Nine Sons of the Dragon, how did he become such a grandma??" Xiao Hei looked at the monster corpse and said with some surprise.
"Pfft" Taoist priest Yun Zhongzi sprayed out immediately, his eyes widening, "What do you think this thing is??" He seemed to remember Zhang Haitong telling Bian Lanlan that this monster was Yaizhen.
"Yai Can" Xiao Hei was a little surprised, "It is Ya Can, but its bloodline is not pure and is somewhat different from the real Ya Can.No, but you can also call it Jizhen"
"Is it really Jizhen??" When it comes to distinguishing dragon species, Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi asked himself whether he is better than Xiaohei, because Xiaohei is a member of the dragon clan, and the differences between dragons' appearances are not like that of Han Chinese. The differences are as subtle as those between ethnic minorities, so Xiao Hei's identification is basically unmistakable.
"Of course it's Yaizhen" Xiao Hei nodded and urged: "The Taoist Master hasn't said why my elder brother wants to beat me. Can you finish the following in one breath?"
"Your attitude is really inappropriate. If I feel unhappy, be careful that I lose my penis" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi said.
"The Taoist priest wants to become a eunuch from the palace?? Then I'd better stay away from you. Xiaohei is still an innocent young man. He has been with you for a long time. If you deceive him into becoming a eunuch, it won't count. " Xiao Hei said, running to the door of the wolfskin tent and shouting flatteringly: "Second brother, are you awake??" Our relationship with Xiao Hei is very strong. Since you If you don't tell me and keep it to me, then I won't be polite to you and just replace you with someone else
¡°What¡¯s the matter??¡± Zhao Chuanxi¡¯s confused voice sounded.
"I heard from your master that eldest brother wants to beat me. I don't know how I have offended him. Don't you please give me some advice?" Xiao Hei said respectfully.
"Hit you?? Who are you??" Zhao Chuanxi's voice was a little impatient, "Big brother has no time to pay attention to you, so hurry up and stay aside. If you dare to disturb big brother, he will really beat you"
"Why can't I understand??" Xiao Hei was really stunned this time, "What on earth is big brother doing?"
"Don't ask around, or you'll get beaten" Zhao Chuanxi got out of the tent, stretched, opened his mouth and yawned.
"Is it forbidden for children?" Xiao Hei approached Zhao Chuanxi and said tentatively.
"Huh??" Zhao Chuanxi was stunned and looked at it until it became frightened, then patted its head, "Xiao Hei, I didn't expect you to be so smart?? Just casually Just guess, you can guess the idea"
"Could it be that eldest brother and sister-in-law are" Xiaohei's eyes lit up, and his tone became obscene without realizing it.