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Episode 10 [173 Dinner Party]

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    ¡¾173 Dinner Party¡¿

    Sitting in a private room of the hotel, Xiao Yitian and others were chatting and laughing happily.

    There are five boys and five girls. If outsiders see it, they will think that they are just five young couples.  However, in fact, there are only two couples. Xiao Yitian, Nan Nan and Han Wenshu are a couple (seems a bit awkward?), and Li Canping and his girlfriend Zeng Peifeng are a couple.

    Zhou Daheng originally planned to choose a target among them, but the only ones without flower protectors were Liu Xiao and Ran Jia. Liu Xiao's eyes basically never left Xiao Yitian, and Ran Jia Zhou Daheng didn't think he could withstand Ran Xiong.  big fist.

    Fortunately, he didn¡¯t have to find a girlfriend right away. The four brothers in the same dormitory and Ran Xiong were single with him. Then he saw that a handsome guy like Chen Dong was also single, so he felt balanced.

    After three drinks and five dishes, everyone let go of their inhibitions and started chatting and laughing loudly. Especially with Zhou Daheng present, everyone¡¯s laughter never stopped. This guy always prides himself on being a talented person.  , "This pregnancy is like pregnancy. It takes a long time to see it."

    Of course, he had to drink three glasses of wine for these words.

    When there are more people, small groups will naturally form. Girls are not very interested in topics discussed between boys, just as boys are not very interested in things like clothes, jewelry, celebrities, etc. that girls talk about.

    While Xiao Yitian listened to everyone chatting, he secretly compared the five girls present.

    Li Canping¡¯s girlfriend Zeng Peifeng is not tall, almost 1.63 meters tall, but she looks quite suitable when standing next to Li Canping.  She has neat short hair, which is very similar to the hairstyle of the model in the Sassoon advertisement. She has a small round face, a little baby fat, and a pair of watery eyes that are quite attractive, but if anyone thinks of her as that kind of person,  Girls who can be casually hooked up with are totally wrong. From her tall nose and lips that are always pressed together unconsciously, it can be seen that this is a very independent girl. Generally speaking, this kind of girl is very independent.  Girls have strong principles. If she likes someone, it will be difficult for her to change her mind and like someone else - unless the person she likes hurts her too deeply.  Perhaps because she lives in a southern coastal province, her skin is not as fair as the girls from Xishu Province, but has a slightly wheat-colored and healthy complexion.  The curves of his body, which he has been exercising all year round, are beautiful, and his exposed arms and legs are round and elastic. It must be said that Li Canping is very lucky.

    Ran Jia, from the Northeast, although her body shape is not as exaggerated as her brother Ran Xiong, but she is over 1.7 meters tall and one can tell people what Tingting Yuli is by standing there. Her skin is relatively  Bai, different from Nan Nan's very supple skin, her skin looked like delicate white porcelain, exuding an indescribable light.  The melon-shaped face looks nothing like Ran Xiong. It is said that he took after his mother - this is really lucky. How terrible would it be if he accidentally followed his father and grew up like Ran Xiong!  Basically, when she and Ran Xiong stand together, they are the real-life version of Haruko Akagi and Takenori Akagi. Without introduction, you would definitely not know that they are siblings!

    Liu Xiao, who was born into a wealthy family in Xishu, has a unique temperament. Her beautiful appearance and excellent figure make her look like a princess - of course, this kind of temperament will disappear at any time in front of Xiao Yitian.  Transformed into a bird that clings to people.  Unlike her twin brother Chen Dong, who has thick eyebrows and big eyes, her eyebrows are more delicate. The most eye-catching thing is her lips, which are always slightly protruding outwards, as if she is coquettishly looking at you, and as if she is waiting for you to go.  Tasting it, it¡¯s easy to imagine.  However, the princess temperament in her body makes her feel inaccessible. The two completely different temperaments of arrogance and femininity are perfectly integrated in her body.

    Han Wenshu, who was born in poverty, has been well-behaved and sensible since she was a child. Although she grew up in a single-parent family, she did not develop any bad character, which surprised Xiao Yitian.  After graduating from high school, she has reached 1.7 meters tall, which is about the same height as Ran Jia. However, unlike Ran Jia's heroic appearance, her slightly frail body always gives people the softness of a Jiangnan woman.  Of course, it would be wrong to think of her as a delicate girl like Sister Lin. In fact, in the past few years, with Xiao Yitian's training, she is no longer the weak woman who had no ability to defend herself. She is now  She could easily defeat five or six strong adult men - of course, she might not be her opponent if she was a domestic practitioner. After all, she wouldn't have much chance to practice with Xiao Yitian.

    Nan Nan, the girl Xiao Yitian has spent the longest time with since his rebirth, although she is still young (don't forget that she is the same age as Xiao Yitian, two or three years younger than those in the same grade), her development is quite perfect.  You can't tell from her appearance that she is only fifteen.  The protruding figure is enough to make the junior and senior seniors feel inferior and bully Shuang Saixue's delicate figure.The tender skin seems to be able to pinch water at any time.  She has the courage and perseverance of Zeng Peifeng, the heartiness and generosity of Ran Jia, the nobility and elegance of Liu Xiao, and the shyness and timidity of Han Wenshu All different temperaments are perfectly combined in her, and they are fundamentally different.  Different temperaments change depending on the occasion. In this regard, he is quite similar to Xiao Yitian.

    By the middle of the meal, several boys had already finished two boxes of beer. Xiao Yitian didn't react at all, and Ran Xiong was sitting still, but the other three had taken turns to go to the bathroom several times to drain the water.

    Seeing that another box of beer had reached the bottom, Zhou Daheng stood up and said, "I'm going to ask for some wine, and I'll change my clothes on the way." The change he mentioned was not about changing clothes, but about going to the toilet to pee.  There is an article called "The Battle of Red Cliff". There is a sentence in the article: Quan got up to change his clothes, and Su chased him down. Quan knew what he meant, held Su's hand and said, "What do you want to say?", so some people who like to comment often use this sentence.  'Changing clothes' refers to 'going to the toilet'.

    After Zhou Daheng went out, Xiao Yitian smiled and said: "I used to read martial arts novels, and conflicts often occurred in restaurants. I wonder if we will encounter such a classic scene today."

    Ran Xiong grabbed a piece of fried peanut and threw it into his mouth. While chewing, he said, "If you meet someone, you'll meet them. With me here, why are you afraid that someone will cause trouble?"

    After hearing this, Chen Dong smiled at him with disapproval and said: "That's not necessarily true. You may not be afraid of people making trouble over there, but this is Yanjing, and we are all outsiders. God knows what kind of people we will offend.  Background." Before Ran Xiong could refute, he gave a general summary of what happened in the K-karaoke room a few days ago. Of course, he omitted the specific reasons and Xiao Yitian's powerful strength.

    But even so, Ran Xiong was silent.  Indeed, before coming to Yanjing, they may have family backgrounds in their hometowns, so they don¡¯t have to worry about others finding trouble, but this is Yanjing, the capital of a country. In the past, it was called the Four-Nine Cities at the Foot of the Emperor. This city  There is a mixed bag of good and bad people, and you don¡¯t know what will offend the wrong people. So generally speaking, if you want to get around smoothly in Yanjing, you must either have an extremely powerful background, or you can be a good person with your tail between your legs.

    Li Canping sighed, "It's okay to offend people in Yanjing, but I'm afraid that if I accidentally offend those so-called princelings, it will really harm my family! There is a very rich neighbor near my house.  My son also went to university in Yanjing a few years ago and was about to be assigned after graduation. But because someone wanted to steal his girlfriend, he couldn't help but beat that person. Unexpectedly, he was arrested by the Public Security Bureau the next day.  Not only that, but his family was also punished in various ways. Later, it took a lot of help to settle the matter. A good family almost went bankrupt because of this. After asking about it for the last time,  The family of the person he beat up at the beginning seems to be a senior official of some central ministry. Tell me, with such a background, it is not a joke to deal with ordinary people like us."

    Xiao Yitian took a sip of beer and said lightly: "This is a social reality. Many times people accuse people in high positions of injustice just because they do not have the conditions. Believe it or not, if those who make accusations  If you are in the position of being the target of accusations, you may go even further.¡±

    Li Canping was stunned and thought for a while before saying: "What Lao Si said makes sense. Let's not talk about others. Let's take myself as an example. If I am a senior official in a central ministry and my family is bullied, no matter what the fault is.  Which side, I will definitely come back with revenge first Haha, the fourth child can see through it."

    Ran Xiong swung his wine glass angrily, "This is the so-called human nature! A friend of mine once said that the emergence of class is inevitable. From the day it arises, it will always exist until  Until the complete extinction of humankind, so what we have to do is to strive to climb to the top of the class, rather than criticize the existence of the class!" As he spoke, he knocked the wine glass on the table hard - the wine glass broke.

    Ran Xiong threw aside the broken glass in his hand with some embarrassment, then grinned at the girls who were startled by him, "Haha, I'm sorry, I just drank a little too much"

    Seeing that the atmosphere at the dinner table was a bit awkward, Xiao Yitian gently put down the wine glass in his hand and coughed slightly to attract everyone's attention, "When I mentioned class just now, I remembered a short story about morality, class, faith and superstition.  .¡±

    Seeing that everyone was looking at him seriously, Xiao Yitian said slowly: "Experts abroad once conducted an experiment where five monkeys were locked in a cage with a bunch of bananas hanging on the top of the cage. The experimenter installed an automatic  Device. Once it detects that a monkey is going to get a banana, water will be sprayed into the cage immediately, and all five monkeys will be wet.

    First, there was a monkey who wanted to get bananas. Of course, the result was that every monkey got wet.After that, each monkey tried it several times and found that it was the same.  So the monkeys reached a consensus - don't take the bananas to avoid being sprayed by water.

    Later, the experimenter released one of the monkeys and replaced it with a new monkey A.  The new monkey A saw the banana and immediately wanted to get it.  As a result, he was beaten up by the other four monkeys, because the other four monkeys thought that monkey A would cause them to get wet, so they stopped him from getting bananas.  Monkey A tried several times, but even though he was beaten all over his head, he still couldn't get the banana.  Of course, these five monkeys were not sprayed with water.

    Later, the experimenter released an old monkey and replaced it with another new monkey B.

    When Monkey B saw the banana, he couldn¡¯t wait to get it.  Of course, just like what happened just now, the other four monkeys were stunned.  It is worth mentioning that monkey A hit particularly hard.  Monkey B tried several times and was always beaten badly, so he had to give up.

    Later, one by one, all the old monkeys were replaced by new monkeys, and no one dared to touch the banana.  But they don't know why. They only know that if they touch a banana, they will be beaten by a monkey - this is the origin of morality.  "

    ¡°The experimenters continued their experiment, but this time they changed the water spray device. Once it was detected that a monkey was going to get a banana, water would be sprayed on the monkey taking the banana instead of all the monkeys.

    Then the experimenter released one of the monkeys and replaced it with a new monkey C.

    What is different from the past is that Monkey C is particularly powerful.  Of course, monkey C saw the banana and immediately wanted to get it.  Just like what happened before, the other four monkeys also wanted to give the monkey a slap in the face.  However, they misjudged Monkey C's strength, so they ended up being beaten by Monkey C.

    So monkey C got the banana, and of course he got soaked wet.  Monkey C ate a banana while sneezing. It was delicious but not enough. Monkeys A, B, D, and E were happier without bananas because they didn't get wet after all.  Later, monkey C discovered that only the one holding the banana would get wet, so he asked the weakest monkey A to get it for him.  Monkey A didn't want to be beaten, so he had to take bananas and be showered with water every day.  Monkeys b, d, and e are becoming more and more happy. This is called insufficient compared to the top, and more than enough compared to the bottom.

    So the five monkeys have three classes, and now classes also originate with morality.  "

    "The weather is getting hot, and the monkeys in the cage want to take a shower but can't find a place to take a shower. At this time, a hero who goes against the trend finally appears, Monkey Hero. Monkey Hero accidentally touches a banana, which of course leads to a full meal.  Beating. But during the beating, the monkeys enjoyed the fun of taking a shower. After the water dried up, monkey A accidentally collided with monkey hero, causing monkey hero to come into contact with the banana again, so the monkeys enjoyed the second  After taking a shower, the monkey hero was beaten for the second time. After that, as long as everyone needed to take a shower, a monkey would come forward and attack the monkey hero reasonably.

    ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? out of the blue.  One day, when everyone was taking a shower, the tortured monkey hero smelled the fragrance of bananas, and his biological instinct made him eat the bananas when other monkeys were distracted.  After that, there were no new bananas to fill the vacancy, and the monkeys fell into another embarrassing situation - no shower water, no bananas, only the monkey hero.  Then, another rule was formed.  When the monkeys are irritable, they will beat the monkey hero to vent their anger, and the monkey hero cannot resist.

    When the old monkey in the cage is replaced by a new monkey, the new monkey will learn to beat the monkey hero as quickly as possible.

    Finally one day, God has eyes, and the monkey hero who has gone through many vicissitudes of life was replaced by another monkey.  The monkeys lost the target to vent their anger and could only choose a target to attack.  From then on, the monkeys in the cage did not eat, drink or take a shower, and their only behavior was to fight - this is moral decay.  "

    ¡°The experimenters were disturbed by the monkeys¡¯ constant fighting, and in order to restore moral order, they decided to continue supplying bananas.

    One day, the monkeys who were fighting found a bunch of bananas on their heads. Monkey A picked the bananas regardless of the severe pain on his body.  Then the long-lost nectar appeared. The monkeys, who had never tasted the sweetness, were at a loss at first, and then rushed to join the shower, but the banana was forgotten.

    When monkeys b, c, d, and e discovered that monkey a was enjoying the shower and eating delicious bananas at the same time, their jealousy temporarily united them. They jointly gave monkey a a meal and took away the leftover banana from monkey a.  , However, the banana at this moment has become a treasure in the arms of the common man. Although the monkey who gets it can enjoy the delicious food, the price paid is also huge.

    The experimenters kept adding bananas, only to find that the battle was more intense than before.

      After analyzing the reason, they made a fake banana out of wood and threw it into the cage.  By this time, the monkeys had learned to be smart. They knew that touching the banana would allow them to enjoy the shower, but trying to monopolize the banana would result in a slap in the face.  As a result, a new phenomenon emerged. When the monkeys needed to take a shower, one monkey would pick up the banana. When it found that there was a possibility of being attacked, it would immediately put down the banana and run away.  In this way, the monkeys can take a shower, but they won't suffer as much as before.

    No monkey discovered that the banana was fake.

    The five monkeys a, b, c, d, and e were divided into three classes and lived happily for a long time. They accurately gave the definition of the three classes, the banana-eating class, the banana-taking class and the watching class¡ª¡ª  This is how class is created.  "

    "Unfortunately, Monkey A inevitably suffered from lung failure due to long-term work in the water. One day, he fell down while doing routine work of picking up bananas and never got up again. So the experimenter sent in another monkey  Monkey F, who was equally powerful, was of course still very interested in the bananas on the roof. Unfortunately, he was defeated again by a group of monkeys led by monkey C at a slight disadvantage.

    The next day, when it was time to get bananas again, monkey C didn¡¯t care. He wanted to eat bananas anyway, and he wouldn¡¯t get wet anyway. The real panic was monkeys B, D, and E.  Monkey F is so strong, their wives will never be able to become mothers.  They will face a difficult choice, who should follow in the footsteps of Monkey A?

    Monkeys b, d, and e had a heated debate about who should be the next banana class.  Monkey F is very strange and curious. What is the "banana-taking class"?  Monkeys b, d, and e explained - the so-called "banana-taking class" is the class of brave people in the monkey world. Only those who have the fearless spirit of not being afraid of hardship and not being afraid of death can win this honor!

    After hearing this, Monkey F couldn¡¯t help but feel fascinated and eager to try.  Of course, he finally achieved his goal and became the only banana-taking class.

    Later, monkeys b, d, and e were swapped out one after another, and the monkeys they received were as strong as c.  They continued to take big shots, but the target was not bananas, but the only banana-taking class - and faith also appeared.  "

    "Later, monkey A was finally pulled out of the sea of ??misery by well-meaning experimenters, and a new monkey F arrived. Monkey C felt the need to maintain his class status, while monkeys B, D, and E were afraid that they would bump into monkey A's tank In  Under the influence of various complicated emotions, monkeys b, d, and e, under the leadership of c, gave monkey f a meal, and then forced monkey f to do the banana-taking task. Monkey f was not happy at first, and then slowly became more and more attracted to monkey b and so on.  With his persuasion, he accepted the fate of "the daughter-in-law who has been waiting for many years to become a mother-in-law".

    Slowly, the senior monkeys B, D, and E were gradually eliminated. Monkey C found that he no longer had the advantage in physical strength, and it was difficult to continue the rules of the game through force, and he felt very distressed.  At this time, Monkey H, who is the most promising to be promoted to the banana-eating class - Monkey C's logical successor and Monkey C's adviser - made suggestions to Monkey C, and the king and his ministers made plans.  Monkey H began to rely on the authoritative image he established in front of several other monkeys by knowing a few more monkey languages ??to preach to other monkeys - every new monkey who came to the cage was guilty, and this guilt came from blood only picking bananas  Only monkeys can be sent to heaven by the gods.

    In fact, the monkeys were eliminated by the experimenters because they could easily fall ill with pneumonia after being flushed with water. The monkeys did not know the truth and thought that the eliminated monkeys had really entered heaven.  Gradually, the monkeys believed in this theory and told it to every new monkey. Then it spread and became more and more magical, so that later the monkeys in the banana-picking class fought for the chance to pick bananas

    These are things that Monkey C did not expect and Monkey H did not see. They were all dead at that time - but superstition was born like this!  "

    Xiao Yitian paused leisurely, then picked up the wine glass and slowly sipped the beer in the glass. The others were still immersed in the little story he just told, and it took a while before they gradually woke up.

    Ran Xiong looked at him with strange eyes, "Fourth brother, when you say this, I suddenly feel that living is so miserable!"

    Xiao Yitian laughed dryly, "Wellexcept for those 'gods' who don't know whether they really exist, everyone living in this world must abide by these rules. You are not the only one who suffers, so don't worry too much.  In fact, for the monkeys, even if they cannot jump out of the cage and become the gods who dominate everything - that is, the experimenters, it is still a good choice to strive to become a banana-eating monkey in the cage. At least with their companions  Compared with them, life will be much more comfortable.¡±

    Ran Xiong's eyes flashed with an inexplicable light, and he said with a slightly excited expression: "That's right! I want to strive to become a master, a person who can control the destiny of others, instead of a poor bastard whose destiny is controlled by others!"

      Seeing that he seemed to be a little excited, Xiao Yitian was moved in his heart, but without asking, he just stretched out his hand and patted his back, sending a trace of his true energy to calm down his emotions.

    When he looked up, he saw Ran Jiazheng staring at him with a strange look. Xiao Yitian didn't know what she was thinking, so he could only smile at her and continue to drink with his head down.

    Suddenly, he put the cup back on the table, stood up and said with a smile: "You guys eat first, I'm going to rush for the beer. Why hasn't it been delivered for so long?" He turned around, opened the door of the private room and walked out.

    As soon as he walked out of the private room, he strode towards the hotel's bathroom, where many people were already gathered around to watch the fun. He could faintly hear a burst of yelling, kicking, and inaudible moans coming from inside.  Voice.

    That voice was made by Zhou Daheng who was going to change clothes!

    "His grandpa, I can't really be such a talkative person, can I?" Xiao Yitian secretly muttered in his heart while running away. Is it really so easy to get into trouble when eating out?
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