Xiahou Dun was waiting outside the tent. When he saw Mu Fengqing coming out, he followed the army down with them.
The flat plain on the grassland looked like a vast horizon and an open sky. Who knew that Xiahou Dun's army was ambushed by Dong Zhuo's army on its way south?
Xiahou Dun was the first to shout: "Be careful! There is an ambush!"
Mu Fengqing said calmly: "It is not easy to ambush an army on the grassland. There is no obstruction. Everyone has seen the ambush from a distance. Brother Yuan Rang doesn't need to shout so loudly to boost the enemy's morale, right?"
Xiahou Dun said: "It's just that I always win battles. The soldiers don't care about this battle at all. I am so loud just to remind everyone that it is time to fight."
Mu Fengqing looked at the marching troops and saw the soldiers rolling their eyes, lowering their heads, playing and playing. They were all otakus who obviously lacked communication. That's all. Can it also be considered a victorious army?
Xiahou Dun started a pre-war analysis: "Gao Shun, this stupid general! He doesn't know how to use the army. He knows that our side is strong, but he dares to divide the army into two and engage in a field battle with us."
Mu Fengqing looked at this team that Xiahou Dun called the victorious team with a crooked eye, and her understanding of him reached a new level. She wondered whether two eyes could really be so arrogant to him that they were beyond reality. Has it reached the point?
Xiahou Dun turned to Mu Fengqing and said, "Just leave this place to our soldiers. The special envoy will go with me. Let's go straight to Xiapi and take Gao Shun's head!"
Hua Tuo said calmly: "Okay."
"What's good? I just wanted to practice my skills!" Mu Fengqing was afraid of defeating Xiahou Dun's troops and would not be able to explain to Cao Cao.
Xiahou Dun waved his hand and said: "There is no need for special envoys to take action here, let's go!"
When the fat leader of Dong Zhuojun saw this, he shouted: "Bold rebels, don't even think about running away!"
Xiahou Dun left them with a proud look on his back: "Hahaha you little soldiers and generals are not enough to cause trouble, let my generals play with you!"
Mu Fengqing said worriedly: "Why do I think your generals are willing to die to serve the country at any time? It's hard to say who is playing and who is playing!"
Xiahou Dun then said: "Don't worry, special envoy. Although my generals seem to be careless, in fact they are ten times more careless."
Mu Fengqing and the others were sweating on the ground after hearing this.
Mu Fengqing was about to complain, but Xiahou Dun explained: "It should be noted that everyone is really embarrassed when I say that my generals will play with them, and my generals will really play with them. I am Meng De My cousin, from a prostitute to a tall, rich and handsome man, the configuration of the troops is naturally top-notch, and the NDS, Hei Feng and other things are naturally the most awesome. Dong Zhuo's miscellaneous troops won't kneel down when they see it? Who will? Don¡¯t you have a wife or children? I asked my generals to play with them. When we kill their leader, the troops will naturally disperse. There are many wives leaning against the door waiting for their return. "
Hua Tuo's words made Hua Tuo wet, and he said with a smile on his face: "Yuan Rang is really a kind general!"
Mu Fengqing remembered that although Xiahou Dun spent most of his life in the military, he still did not forget to study, he was frugal, and all the rewards he received were given to the soldiers. He lived his whole life without owning any property, and died without any wealth. He was truly worthy of the title of the first general of Wei.
Xiahou Dun's troops finally broke off and surrounded Dong Zhuo's army. They were enjoying themselves, just as Xiahou Dun had expected.
Xiahou Dun, a polished commander, went to capture Pi with Mu Fengqing and three other people.
Seeing that the four of them were alone and weak, Mu Fengqing asked worriedly: "General Xiahou, something doesn't seem right?"
"What's wrong?" Xiahou Dun answered with a question.
Mu Fengqing felt uneasy and asked casually: "You just said that the foolish general Gao Shun divided his troops into two groups because he didn't know how to use the army. How come you are also divided into two groups now?"
Xiahou Dun's eyes flashed and he said: "How can I separate my troops into two groups? I obviously separated my troops and generals!"
"Axi! Separating soldiers and generals should be more brainless than dividing soldiers into two groups, right?" Mu Fengqing finally couldn't help but say.
Xiahou Dun explained: "We are an elite force!"
Mu Fengqing exploded: "Where did the elite troops come from? Take away the three of us, and you are just a polished commander! Is it possible that you still want to imitate the Yellow Corpse Tiger and attack the city alone?"
"Yellow corpse tiger?" Xiahou Dun was stunned, then patted Mu Fengqing on the shoulder and said, "Special envoy, since you are the special envoy sent by the military advisor, I think you should have the talent to attack the city alone! I bet my own My life is here to support you, don¡¯t let me down!¡±
grass! Is Xiahou Dun crazy? How dare you place your bet on a stranger without any scruples! ! Mu Fengqing is angryYou have already died, can you speak again now? "Mu Fengqing sweated.
The fat man stood up and said to Mu Fengqing like a corpse tricker + mind reader: "Can't I return to the light?" After saying this, he fell to the ground and died.
¡°Nima, are you trying to make trouble? Mu Fengqing was so frightened that the hairs on her neck stood up. He stared at the fat man's body for a long time and found that he was really motionless, so he dared to speak.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened his mouth, the fat man's upper body hung up as if being held up by a rope and was about to speak; he immediately shut up, and the fat man's upper body fell to the ground. Mu Fengqing opened her mouth again, and the fat man stood up to speak again; and shut up again, and the fat man fell to the ground again.
Nima, do you do me? Mu Fengqing clenched a fist with her right hand and opened her mouth. The upper body of the fat man floated over like a hanged ghost. Mu Fengqing immediately punched him hard, sending the fat man's body into the inner city like a cannonball. There was a sound of "swelling", and then he cursed with confidence: "His grandma will die and die!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the fat man's body appeared in front of Mu Fengqing and said, "Are you unreasonable? You still whip the dead body after death. Do you know that hitting someone in the face is very painful"
"I'll wipe it!" Mu Fengqing kicked the fat man's body into the inner city again, but she didn't dare to speak anymore.