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Text Chapter 48: Sit back and wait for baldness

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    Zhang Liao was pulling out an arrow in his hand to shoot at the soldiers. When he heard the words "Chrysanthemum Star Explosion", he burst out laughing. The arrow shot crookedly towards a fat man and pierced his throat!  !

    It¡¯s a mistake!  !  Still piercing the throat!  !  Mu Fengqing was extremely envious when she saw it. Damn it, if I could shoot like a bald man who pierced the throat and hit a monk, the arrow wouldn't take seconds!  !

    Unexpectedly, the fat man reached out and pulled out the arrow that shot through his own throat, and said with a smile: "Oh no, the 'Chrysanthemum Star Explosion' was so crazy, I won't die if I don't laugh happily!!!"

    I go to Nima, so I can't die!  Mu Fengqing was about to cry.

    Because of the distance, other people formed groups to wholesale soy sauce.

    Round 2

    Mu Fengqing¡¯s sword was short and could not cut the enemy. She thought about the highlights of ¡°Chrysanthemum Starburst¡± and shouted: ¡°The divine horse descends to the earth!!¡±

    Several logs fell from the sky, killing a soldier and breaking a fat man's leg.

    Jia Xu immediately complained: "What kind of dog p and divine horse descends to the earth, isn't it the wood rolling technique of the country turtle!! The name of the Sky Arrow Jue Dao last time was quite reliable, but this divine horse descending to the earth is simply wrong!  "

    Mu Fengqing explained to Jia Xu: "You spend all your time cutting heads, and your taste is too strong, so you don't understand the essence of the divine horse, which is all floating clouds. The divine horses are all floating clouds, which means that any horse can be a floating cloud."  Logs can be made into wooden horses, so wooden horses can also be floating clouds. Divine horses = floating clouds, wooden horses = floating clouds, logs = wooden horses, so sacred horses = wooden horses = logs. And descending to the earth also shows the characteristics of logs falling from the sky.  , a completely suitable name!¡±

    Cao Cao laughed: "I think there is a more appropriate name?"

    Mu Fengqing asked: "I would like to hear your advice."

    Cao Cao said: "What a magical horse!!!"

    "Hahaha, what a perfect match!!" Jia Xu laughed, "Master Xiangru is indeed a perfect match!!"

    The fat man who had his throat pierced just now was now crying with laughter: "Fuck you! What a damn thing! This move's name is definitely number one on the rankings! Hahaha! What a damn thing!!  ! This makes me laugh so hard!!¡±

    The enemy's contempt is the greatest insult to himself. Seeing the fat man laughing so unrestrainedly, Dian Wei was so angry that he stabbed his belly open with a halberd.

    Although the fat man was dead, there was still an exaggerated smile on his lips. Dian Wei kicked him over and cursed: "You are a fucking idiot!"

    Sun Shangxiang also imitated Mu Fengqing and said, "The horse is chasing after life!!" As he spoke, he shot three arrows at a fat man.

    They are both fat, but the difference between fat people and fat people is huge.  The fat man who was stabbed to death by Dian Wei was obviously an optimist, but the fat man who was shot by Sun Shangxiang was a pessimist. Before the arrow reached him, he said in frustration: "Oh, tomorrow is really hopeless!"

    The three newly named Shenma Life-Chasing Arrows were originally praised by Sun Shangxiang. They were excited and high-spirited, and they were planning to have a big fight. However, they were unexpectedly infected by the fat man's super depressed mentality and became top-heavy. They sighed to each other: "Oh, there is really no hope for tomorrow.  Ah!" He said and fell to the ground.

    Mu Fengqing¡¯s jaw dropped when she saw it: The attack was invalid!  !  !  Damn it, this fat guy¡¯s defense method is too outrageous, right?  The divine horse attributes of this divine horse arrow are too comical!

    Unexpectedly, the pessimistic fat man actually picked up the three arrows that fell on the ground, shook his head and sighed: "You three got a lot of notoriety because of me, it's not worth it! If I still have some value in my life, I will sacrifice my life to fulfill your wish."  Fame." As he said that, he pierced three arrows into his stomach one by one.

    Everyone was speechless looking at this pervert.

    The fat man had three arrows of frustration stuck in his belly, but he was still alive. He sighed and said, "Three arrows couldn't kill me. I really have no hope! What's the point of living like this?" After saying that, he stretched out his hand.  Grabbing the arrow and stirring it around in his stomach, Jia Xu, Xun Yu and Sun Shangxiang all vomited.

    Damn it, this is too disgusting!  Mu Fengqing wanted to cry but had no tears.

    After stirring for a long time, the intestines in the stomach were probably broken or other organs were damaged. The fat man said lightly: "It turns out that death is so boring!" After that, he died.

    Let me go. The suicide -type suicide death method of this kind of war samurai is not taken into mind. If this fat man can be a little optimistic, it can become a ghost on the battlefield.  Mu Fengqing thought to herself.

    The enemy archer had long been accustomed to the fat man's pessimistic death. When no one was paying attention, he took out a stabilizing arrow and shot it at Zhang Liao.

    Zhang Liao was watching a real performance of Bushido when he suddenly felt a pain in his buttocks, an Arabic numeral and a talisman appeared on his head, and he couldn't move his body.

    &nb: "Let's go over and take a look!"

    Xun Yu pulled a piece of bark from the tree stump and handed it to Mu Fengqing and said, "Put it away."

    Mu Fengqing saw that there was nothing special about the bark, so she asked, "Brother Wen Ruo, what is the use of this thing?"

    Xun Yu smiled and said: "Raise an army for a thousand days." Then nothing more happened.

    Mu Fengqing knew that Xun Yu was cautious, so she stopped asking and put the bark into the Qiankun bag.

    It turns out that the bark is the legendary fir tree bark - specially used in traditional Chinese medicine to make fracture splints.

    Everyone rushed to the wooden sign and took a look. Three words were engraved on it: "Huarong Road."

    Dian Wei shouted excitedly: ¡°Damn it, I¡¯m the best at walking on Huarong Road!!¡±

    Jia Xu was very proud, but Cao Cao said: "There are words behind this wooden sign."

    Zhang Liao walked to the back to see that it was indeed the case, and was shocked: "My lord, it's amazing! There really are words on it!"

    Xun Yu smiled and said nothing, while Jia Xu was stunned.

    Cao Cao smiled proudly: "The words written on it should be 'Cao Mengde died under this tree'."

    Zhang Liao was stunned.

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