Guo Yunshan and Churchill were chatting in front. Wavell, Cunningham, and Longmore were holding commanding swords on their shoulders. They wanted to chop Guo Yunshan into eight pieces. One look at Guo Yunshan's vivid strength reminded him of China. An ancient fable - the fox fakes the tiger's power!
When they reached the end of the honor guard, it was time to raise the flag and play music. Guo Yunshan was very relaxed. The national anthem of Great Britain sounded, and Guo Yunshan seemed a little absent-minded. When the national anthem of Guo Yunshan's country started to be played, Guo Yunshan waved his hand and said: "No, I have ready-made music. Can you take it and see if you can play it?"
After saying that, he took out a few pieces of music from his pocket, flipped through them, and muttered: "This is "Eighteen Touches", this is "Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing Serenade", yes, this is this!"
The British band conductor asked: "Sir, what is the name of this piece?"
Guo Yunshan replied: "Long Live the Bandits"
Churchill was almost frightened and quickly stopped him: "Isn't this inappropriate?"
Guo Yunshan replied: "If there's anything inappropriate, don't worry about it. Just play like this. Hurry up, I'll be talking later!"
The band conductor looked at the music, summed it up with the players below, and then started playing!
After the prelude ended and the main song began, all Guo Yunshan¡¯s men began to sing loudly along with the song: "
We are from the Northeast!
The black land is my hometown;
Hunger and cold temper my will;
Having nothing is even more arrogant!
If there is nothing, I will grab it!
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Entering the battlefield with passion!
The Han family is blessed with a good son!
Create a world of heaven and earth!
Bandits write a new chapter!
Long live the bandits!
Long live the bandits! Long live!
The song was so surging that it shook the world. It made several British generals twitch their mouths while they were thinking: "Does this guy want to legalize bandits? He sang so confidently!"
After singing, Churchill was supposed to give a welcome speech, but Guo Yunshan kicked him out first and said into the microphone: "Lao Qiu, please don't be too hypocritical. If you are happy when I come here to visit you, I will give you my head." Don't mess with those vain people. I have no other purpose here. I am here to flex my muscles and flex my chest. At the same time, I tell you British people not to treat us Chinese as dry food. That bastard Arita Hachiro wants to rob us. We Chinese people¡¯s money is never over. Of course, I understand that you British people have difficulties, but you said no to me? No, right? I am a person who pays attention to face, and the other is that I respect others as much as they respect me. Yi Zhang, I hope you British people can put themselves in the shoes of us Chinese. It is not easy for a dilapidated China to resist Japan. You British people and little Japanese have strangled the China-Myanmar Highway to death just by whispering. It is not authentic! I hope you will Next time, please remember better and don¡¯t try to fool us, China, by hooking up with little Japan. China can¡¯t afford to be hurt now! Okay, I¡¯m done!¡±
Zhao Yujun came up and spoke loudly in English, and then shouted for Guo Yunshan: "Now the get-together between the two armies will begin!"
Cunningham, Wavell, and Longmore were stunned for a moment, looked at each other, stared at each other, and muttered: "Party? What's the content? Why don't we know anything?"
At this time, Philip brought a copy of the party content and handed it to General Cunningham. General Cunningham took a look and found that the content included the following:
1. Wrestling;
2. Football;
3. Football;
4. Small fleet tactical deduction;
5. Large fleet tactical deduction;
6. Laojun; Guo Yunshan¡¯s troops sent two thousand pure girls to the British warships to pay homage to the British soldiers on duty!
7. Organize some naval soldiers to visit British warships!
8. Organize a discussion between military officers from both sides on the future situation of naval warfare!
9. Dinner party;
10. Perform a party together;
Cunningham handed the party program to General Wavell, who asked, "Is there anything wrong?"
Cunningham frowned and said: "Two thousand girls working in the army is a bit problematic, but if they are not men, we men in the British Empire can still deal with it!"
Weiweier did not show a smile and replied: "We have improved our combat readiness over there. If necessary, please tell me. In the worst case, Guo Yunshan will be left in Egypt!"
Longmore nodded and said: "My plane can fly over Alexandria in five minutes, so it shouldn't be a problem."It's a problem! "
Cunningham breathed a sigh of relief. Suddenly, he seemed to remember something and muttered: "Guo Yunshan's submarine force seems to be very powerful"
The other two people patted his left and right shoulders together and said, "We can't help you with this!"
The host of the party was Zhao Yujun. Later, Longmore became the liaison with the British side. Starting at nine o'clock in the morning, the party between the two armies officially began. As a result, Weiweier and others discovered that Guo Yunshan and Churchill were missing, and sent many people People searched and found that the two of them had walked far away along the pier, as if they were chatting!
Churchill said: "Although I don't know what you are going to do, I feel very bad. It is estimated that you will take action soon. I hope you will calm down. If Britain does not take action now, it does not mean that you cannot do it, but there are no conditions." If I touch you, once the conditions are right, the British power will crush you into powder!"
Guo Yunshan smiled and said: "You, the UK, are a rising star. China has only fallen behind in the past hundred years, but it will be effortless for us to catch up with you, the UK!"
Churchill laughed and said: "You just want to overtake him and grab him?"
Guo Yunshan was stunned and solemnly said to Churchill: "My generation will only take back things that should belong to China, and I promise not to take more!"
¡°What does it include?¡± Churchill asked;
Guo Yunshan replied: "Territory, money, dignity!"
Churchill was stunned and said with a smile: "It seems that the Russians owe you a lot of territory?"
Guo Yunshan laughed loudly and replied: "Comrade Lenin said that the territory that capitalism invades our country must be returned to us!"
Churchill replied: "His words are a bit naive. How can you vomit out the contents in your stomach?"
Guo Yunshan nodded and replied: "Then it depends on whether you take it seriously. As long as he says this, a revolutionary teacher can't keep his word!"
After a moment of silence, Churchill suddenly raised his head and asked: "Guo Yunshan, I have always wanted to ask you a question?"
Guo Yunshan smiled and said, "You ask?"
Churchill said: "What gives you such courage to go against us British?"
Guo Yunshan thought for a while and replied: "The glory of the Han family also has a spirit of succession. I can't defeat you, nor my son, grandson, and great-grandson; China has five thousand years of culture, and he is born with it." My nobility does not tolerate you mountain-haired beasts and arrow towers!"
"Mountain beast?" Churchill was stunned;
Guo Yunshan smiled and replied: "When our ancestors conquered the earth, your ancestors seemed to be cavemen?"
Churchill nodded and replied: "But your Han nation has indeed weakened. Without the enterprising spirit, no matter how strong the national foundation is, it is still a bunch of lambs waiting to be slaughtered!"
Guo Yunshan said with a smile: "This is one of the reasons why I wrote this song Long Live the Bandits! Our nation lacks passion and blood. Both passion and blood have been consumed over the long years. No matter how strong a nation without an aggressive spirit is, A Great Wall made of fine sand can be destroyed by the slightest breeze in the long river of history. In fact, it depends on the temperament of those in power. If they always want to keep a corner, the collapse of the Southern Song Dynasty is an example!"
Churchill smiled and said: "It seems that you know a lot about Chinese history, but you are going too far"
The two slowly turned back and heard two groups of soldiers conducting a large fleet drill. The two groups were in a stalemate. Guo Yunshan's man next to him kept talking about the results and recorded them one by one. Churchill had been in the First World War. The Minister of the Navy during the period was very familiar with the deduction. He looked at the contents of the deduction and couldn't help but look pale. He grabbed Guo Yunshan's big hand, walked to a remote place and asked, "What is the content of the deduction you asked them to perform?"
Guo Yunshan smiled and replied: "How can my combined fleet defeat your British home fleet!"
Churchill was trembling all over, pointing to the soldier who recorded the record and said: "Every result must be sent to your combined fleet on the sea near Britain?"
Guo Yunshan nodded and replied: "That's right? Why don't you deduce it so carefully?"
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