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    426 Mayor¡¯s Executive Meeting Room, Chuyun Municipal Government Office Building

    The central group of the municipal government studied, and the mayor, deputy mayor and secretary-general participated.

    You Zhi and a deputy mayor were the first to enter the conference room, and he asked the deputy mayor.

    You Zhi: "Will Dai Yuting participate in today's study?"

    Deputy Mayor: "Ordinarily, he should participate."

    You Zhi: "Damn it, you piece of shit, hang him!"

    Two more deputy mayors came in and saw You Zhi angrily saying that they wanted to "hang" Dai, but they remained silent.

    You Zhi: "Don't you dare, I won't let him go, I will make him breathless."

    The mayor came in from the door with his own special cup and bag under his arm. Dai Yuting followed him, looking at the back of the mayor's head with a smile on his face.

    The deputy mayor and secretaries-general arrived one after another and sat down.

    You Zhi was strolling around holding a tea cup, his eyes slipping to Dai Yuting.

    After everyone was seated, You Zhi came to Dai Yuting with a tea cup and sat side by side with him on the two wooden sofas.

    Dai Yuting felt very nervous when he saw You Zhi sitting next to him.  He didn't dare to look at You Zhi and kept pretending to write.

    You Zhi took out a small firecracker from his prepared pocket and stuffed it under Dai Yuting's buttocks while he was sitting on the stool while Dai Yuting wasn't paying attention. The other deputy mayors pretended not to see it and held back their laughter.  I saw You Zhi first flicking the ash from the cigarette he was smoking in the ashtray, then taking a deep breath, then slowly putting the red cigarette butt under Dai Yuting's butt, lighting the fuse, and then he  He deliberately stood up and poured tea. Just as he stood up, there was a "boom".

    Dai Yuting jumped up with a bang, and tea, cigarette ashes, documents, etc. were thrown all over the floor.

    You Yiyi made a pun: "You jumped so high, it would be very hard to fall!"

    The mayors and deputy mayors burst into laughter.

    The mayor smiled and said, "Lao You, what are you doing?"

    Dai Yuting was furious and started to leave with his bag under his arm.

    The mayor said seriously: "That's not possible! Acting deputy mayor, this is a study for the central group, how can you leave just as you want?"

    The mayor is obviously partial to You Zhi.

    Dai Yuting had no choice but to sit down in a different place angrily.

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    The mayor said to You Zhi: "Old traveler! Don't make smoke and artillery fire!"

    You Zhi: "Boss! I definitely didn't do anything intentionally. Guns and cannons sometimes misfire!"

    Mayor: "Okay! I'll let bygones be bygones, hey! What new jokes have you made recently? Here's one."

    You Zhi smiled and said: "Hey! I'm just doing the same thing, or is it that the boss is so knowledgeable? I went out for such a long meeting recently and didn't bring anything back?"

    "Yes! If there is any news from other places, give us a piece of it."

    "The boss speaks first."

    Everyone asked the mayor to tell a joke,

    Mayor: "You guys should talk first!" He declined deliberately and thought for a moment, "Okay! I'll give you some ideas. Hey! What can you talk about?"

    Everyone: "Everything the boss talks about is good to listen to. He is professor-level and has a professional level."

    The mayor smiled and said, "How about this? I'll tell you a story about a couple and a sister-in-law."

    Everyone clapped their hands: "Okay!"

    Someone said: ¡°It must be funny.¡±

    Mayor: "Whether you laugh or not depends on your understanding." He took a sip of tea, lit a cigarette, glanced at everyone present, and then spoke -

    "The Su family of Su Dongpo in the Song Dynasty was not only a scholarly family, but also a very active family. Everyone is familiar with the story of Su Xiaomei's bridal chamber test of Qin Guan. Have you heard the story of their banter with each other?"

    Everyone was silent.

    Mayor: "One day, Su Shi came back from outside and saw his wife sitting on the loom weaving, her legs moving up and down." At this point, he stretched out the index and middle fingers of his right hand and moved them up and down, "Su Dongpo  He smiled, pinched his mustache, and said, "A woman must make wooden boards when weaving." After saying that, she went back to the study to read his collection of poems. My wife was not angry after hearing this, so she took the opportunity and took out a fan to fan herself.  When he walked to the door, he saw Su Dongpo shaking his head and humming poems. As he walked out of the door, he said, "My husband is reading poems and ringing the bell." At this time, Su Xiaomei, who was sitting under the tree and reading, heard that her brother was being raped by his sister-in-law.  She was scolded, very unconvinced, and wanted to help her brother. So, she held a "Hanshu" she was reading in her hand and shook it towards Su Dongpo. This action was noticed by her sister-in-law, who covered her head with a fan.  Taiyang laughed and said, "Oh! My sister is so obsessed with reading!" When Su Xiaomei saw the opportunity, she immediately said, "Haha! My sister-in-law is afraid of being shaded by the sun!"

    Everyone laughed "hahaha" when they heard itThe building is upright, and the golden national flag shines in the sun.

    432 Chuyun Municipal Government Leaders¡¯ Residential Building, Dai Yuting¡¯s Bedroom

    Dai Jun sat aside silently, accompanying his father.

    Dai Yuting turned over, covering his face with his hands and lying on his stomach, snoring slightly.

    Dai Jun stood up, tiptoed, and prepared to open the door.

    Dai Yuting: "Come back here!"

    Dai Jun had no choice but to turn around and sit back down.

    Dai Yuting half-propped himself up, felt under the pillow, and found a small wooden gourd with his head still bent.  Holding the wooden gourd in his right hand, he handed it to Dai Jun and shouted: "Take it!"

    Dai Jun asked in surprise: "Dad! What do you want me to do?"

    Dai Yuting said casually: "I want you to die!"

    Dai Jun's legs "thumped!" and he knelt on the ground, pleading and shouting: "No! Dad! I don't want to die, please forgive me! Dad! I don't want to die, please forgive me."  Let me! Dad¡ª!" He didn't dare to pick up the small wooden gourd in Dai Yuting's hand.

    Dai Yuting held out his right hand for a long time, knowing that his son would not take it.  He raised his head and saw that Dai Jun was so frightened that he peed his pants and cursed: "What's wrong with your mother? Who told you to die? Why don't you get up!"

    Dai Jun climbed up from the ground tremblingly, his legs still shaking.

    Dai Yuting handed over the small wooden gourd and said fiercely: "Take it!"

    Dai Jun took it with both hands: "This?"

    Dai Yuting was weak and said coldly: "Tomorrow, I'll treat Guan to dinner. You, you go pick him up and take this with you" He sat up.

    (Screen) In a low voice, he made such an explanation to Dai Jun.
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