"Come on, after drinking this bowl of wine, we will be a family in the future!" A certain Youzhou heavy cavalry officer toasted Li Shiming.
The people around looked at the huge sea bowl and the full, one-jin drink, and immediately looked at Li Shiming with a half-smile. Youzhou heavy cavalry abandoned the people of Youzhou, took all the money and food, and rushed to Taiyuan day and night. Although there is still some distance, it is already close to Taiyuan and far from Yanmen Pass. Don¡¯t worry about Xiaoqi guards attacking halfway, it should have come long ago Give the new official a blow, and finally appeared.
Some generals winked at the toast, you are too cruel, Li Shiming immediately got down on the ground after drinking this bowl of wine. But the lesson is that he is only fourteen years old, the kid who has been playing in Youzhou before, who doesn't know the heights of the sky and the earth, and wants to recruit Youzhou heavy cavalry to his subordinates, is still very popular. The toasters threatened Li Shiming with provocative words such as "If you don't drink, you will lose face", and some even shouted loudly: "Go one!"
The red bonfire reflected the red faces, dirty clothes, and scruffy beards of the generals around them. They were indeed extremely heroic. Li Shiming stood up happily, held up a sea bowl that was bigger than his face, and said loudly: "Damn it!" He raised his head and drank it in a big mouthful. Wet his clothes.
"Okay! Proud!" A group of soldiers around applauded vigorously. Even if Li Shiming can drink, there are thousands of people here, each with a bowl.
Li Shiming finished drinking in a big gulp, raised the empty sea bowl over his head, and signaled to the crowd, his eyes glowed brightly: "Good wine!"
Everyone noticed that Li Shiming's clothes were unbelievably wet, and everyone knew that they met a veteran in the wine shop, and a shameless veteran. This bowl of wine, which is one catty in weight, probably didn't even enter Li Shiming's throat, and fed his clothes directly.
Point it out and hit Li Shiming in the face? For veterans at the wine table, this kind of behavior is totally ineffective. They just drink boldly, so can they still ask for a small cup of elegant drinking? That is to slap Youzhou Chongqi in the face. Youzhou heavy cavalry, who maintain the entire army with heroism and loyalty, can't afford to be ashamed.
"When we arrive in Taiyuan, I will rely on my nephew to take care of me." Luo Yi said loudly, holding up the bowl to do the first thing as a respect, and then watching Li Shiming wash his clothes with wine again, the people around applauded loudly. , Some people punched loudly, some laughed, some sang ditties.
The noise lasted until almost midnight, and everyone dispersed to rest. Luo Yi and the others passed out drunk by the bonfire. Li Shiming walked crookedly, saying "I'm not drunk" in a daze, and was helped into the tent.
Luo Yi and the others by the campfire turned over and sat up, without any trace of drunkenness on their faces. The army is on the road, no matter how there is no battle, if it is an outing or something, it is impossible to drink recklessly and hang your head on your waist. Who would be stupid to really get drunk? Looking at the joyful and relaxing bonfire dinner in the wild, in fact, only the people around Li Shiming drank wine, and the rest of Youzhou soldiers drank water.
"That kid is pretending to be drunk." A general whispered, the drink was only swirling around his lips, how could Li Shiming, who had poured it all on his clothes, be drunk.
"Zero points for acting skills." A general sneered, Li Shiming staggered after drunk, and said "I'm not drunk", it was too routine and exaggerated.
"Bah! You ruined the good wine." Some generals cursed in a low voice, the army marched, who would bring a lot of wine? Li Shiming poured the small amount of alcoholic beverages that he managed to buy from the surrounding markets on his clothes. Thinking about it, he felt a little distressed.
"General, do you really want to seek refuge with Li Shiming?" A general asked in a low voice, and the surrounding generals immediately stopped cursing in a low voice, and stared at Luo Yi closely. Make it clear.
Some generals quickly glanced at Li Shiming's camp, the distance was not short, and there were soldiers standing guard at the four corners outside, not worried that Li Shiming would come out to eavesdrop. Some generals were worried, and gestured to the soldiers in front of Li Shiming's camp. Several soldiers nodded and listened carefully to the movement in the camp, and vaguely heard Li Shiming muttering "I'm not drunk". Several soldiers looked at each other with a sneer. Li Shiming's method was really clumsy. He gestured to the generals, and Li Shiming stayed inside obediently.
Luo Yi glanced at the many generals indifferently, and said with pride in his eyes: "What do you think?"
Several generals burst into tears, touched the ground on one knee, and said in a sad voice: "The general is so heroic, who doesn't admire the heroes in the world? Why do you want to take refuge in a little boy?"
A general fell to the ground and wailed, but he was afraid of alarming Li Shiming, so he covered his mouth, and his crying immediately became deeper, but he was even more sad. "The general's ambition is in the world,As big as a pumpkin, or as big as a water tank, or round, octagonal, five-star, or square, it really doesn't matter at all.
Zhang Xiuwen nodded quietly, and there was only misery in his eyes. If you think about it, you can tell that Hu Xueting, who can't write well, knows what kind of ink painting. It must be a one-sided effort on size and shape.
"Go and tell everyone that when you see Xuelan, you will praise her lantern to death." Mrs. Zhang said without hesitation. Who dares to say that the lantern made by the emperor for the eldest princess is not good-looking.
"Sister, what kind of lantern are you making?" Xiao Xuelan raised her head and tugged at the corner of Hu Xueting's clothes. Mrs. Zhang and the others listened carefully. If they had known the size, shape, color and pattern earlier, they would have informed the others.
Hu Xueting's nostrils turned to the sky: "What my sister is doing is a revolving lantern that is unique to me in the sky and on the earth!"
"Pfft!" Shi Jie laughed. Xiaoxuelan glared at Shi Jie, dared to laugh at my sister, Master would not give face.
"What a coincidence, Master also made a revolving lantern for you." Shi Jie put on a serious face. After the revolving lantern appeared in the Song Dynasty, Shi Jie was naturally tired of watching the revolving lantern in Daming, and he would also make a few superficial styles. He was talking about Lantern Festival and so on, so he found a painter and painted beautiful lantern noodles. He made four or five of them in one go, and each of the young disciples had one hand, and he did not show favoritism.
"I thought you made some historic masterpiece, but it turned out to be nothing more than that. I made four or five of them for my teacher." Shi Jie smiled and stroked his beard.
"Master's work must not be as good-looking as my sister's." Xiaoxuelan clenched her fists and called. Shi Jie hugged Xiao Xuelan and pinched her cheek, it was too partial.
Hu Xueting hugged Xiao Xuelan and rolled over: "Don't worry, my sister's revolving lantern is a hundred times better than Master's."
Mrs. Zhang is happy, is this a unique lantern of the Huashan School? Then it will be easy to handle, and I will go to look at Shi Jie's lantern later, and then I will know what Hu Xueting's lantern is like.
Zhang Xiuwen hesitated for a long time, and finally said: "Do you want to hold a poetry meeting?" According to the usual practice, the Lantern Festival is actually one of the three major events.
Single literary dogs go to the poetry meeting held by the government or the Confucianism, strive to become famous in the world, and join hands with beautiful women as soon as possible; couples hold hands to watch lanterns, guess lantern riddles, it is not important at all, what is important is to hold hands; parents bring children to light Small orange lanterns, looking at beautiful lanterns everywhere, and eating various snacks by the way.
These three grand occasions are not limited to one. Every year, some gifted scholars and beauties meet in one of the grand occasions, and then participate in the other two together, blatantly abusing single dogs.
But this year's Lantern Festival, the other two are fine, the poetry meeting is not appropriate. The idiot who slapped Hu Xueting's face bang bang might immediately bleed all over the place.
"Hold it, don't worry about my face, in fact, I have some magnificent poems that have been passed down forever, but I just don't want to bully children." Hu Xueting didn't mean to disturb the tradition, let alone arrears for one or two original IQs, Angry at the words and deeds of the second-year-old whose IQ immediately disappeared when picking up girls.
"I am extremely magnanimous." Hu Xueting wondered how anyone would think that she cared about being slapped in the face with poetry. She didn't do anything to that Xue Wuya back then.
The corner of Zhang Xiuwen's mouth twitched, because he was afraid that you would have another Zhang Wuya, Li Wuya
"Boys, this little girl Hu Xueting wants to kill us, will we agree or not!" Lin Shihong yelled loudly.
"No!" A group of soldiers shouted loudly.
"So, what should we do?" Lin Shihong asked loudly.
"Get rid of her! Get rid of her!" the soldiers roared.
Lin Shihong looked at the soldiers roaring wildly, opened his arms, and said loudly: "Erlangs! Go to Danyang and grab all the silver, women, silk, and Hu Xuetang!"
The news that Hu Xueting wanted to reach Jiujiang in one go has already spread all over the world. People in Jiangxi and Hubei are frantically hoarding food to prevent wars. Many people have even started to learn Luoyang dialect, clean the streets, and build public toilets.
Lin Shihong will never sit still.
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