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"The story goes like this"
Zuo Xiaoduo said vividly: "Once upon a time, there was an unusually generous person. Because he had more poor friends, more people came to eat at his house. There is no way to do this. It's the same with being rich. There are too many people who pluck wool. As the saying goes, poor people live in the busy city and no one cares about them, but rich people have distant relatives in the mountains.¡±
Li Chenglong: "Uncle's words are really good. One sentence has exhausted all aspects of life, and he is very knowledgeable."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "In the beginning, when these poor friends went to the rich people's home for dinner, they brought some things with them, so they could hide their face The rich people naturally don't care what the poor friends bringBecause no matter what they bring Nothing is worth as much as a meal at home. So, don't care."
Li Chenglong: "This is benevolence and righteousness; the so-called character, the so-called persistence, and the so-called moral integrity are undoubtedly manifested in this rich man."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "Swollen is right, my father said the same at the time."
? Jackie Chan: "Uncle and I are heroes and see the same thing."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "But this rich man also has a family member. If it is once, twice, three or five times, or even ten times or eight times, the family members will not say anything, but after a long time, the family members will inevitably complain. "
Chenglong Lee: "This is also human nature, I can't bear it if it were changed, and then what?"
You Xiaoyu, Yun Xiaohu, and Bai Xiaoduo all held back their laughter.
Lie Xiaohuo, Xue Xiaoluo, Kong Xiaodan, and Bing Xiaobing all had dark faces.
Hearing this, if you still can't guess what this guy wants to do, then the IQ is also very touching.
Zuo Xiaoduo spoke more and more vigorously, and his words became more and more expressive: "So the rich man beat around the bush and said, brothers come to my house for dinner because they think highly of me, and I shouldn't have said anything at first But, When you come here in the future, help me bring something, even an egg that would be embarrassing, wouldn't it?!"
Li Chenglong said: "And then?"
"These friends didn't make any difference, the rich man said so, I will have a banquet at home tomorrow night, and I hope you all come. It will save face, and everyone will be lively."
"Then the next day before it was night, the rich man was waiting at the door."
"Because his wife made a bet with him that you friends must still come empty-handed. The rich man said, I don't believe it. The wife said, if you don't believe it, let's make a bet."
"These two really made a bet. In the eyes of the rich man, he has already made his words so clear. This bet, he is sure to win. He just wants to taste the taste of victory early. The rich man simply waits at the door. .¡±
"So, around 6:30 in the eveningthe friends finally came."
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed, and said: "To tell you the truth, the time you came here today is basically the same, and there is no difference in order."
"Pfft!"
Bai Xiaoduo suddenly burst out laughing, laughing so hard that the flower branches trembled.
The faces of Lie Xiaohuo and the others were too dark to read.
Bing Xiaobing gritted her teeth and said, "And then?"
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed, and said: "The rich man saw it, ah, the first friend really came; so he went up to ask" Li Chenglong said: "It came so fast."
Zuo Xiaoduo: "This friend of his is actually quite young, and he just found a wife, and he has a very good relationship, so he always takes his wife with him wherever he goes; it's the same even for dinner."
Li Chenglong said enviously: "Even such a miser can find a wife I really envy ing. However, I'm afraid that woman is blind"
Lie Xiao Huo Xue Xiao fell on the surface like the bottom of a pot.
Zuo Xiaoduo: "This friend's appearance is very outstanding, smooth and smooth, don't girls like this kind of little boy the most? What is the connotation, why is it important? Well, because of his young age, everyone usually calls him Young man, um, referred to as young man."
Lie Xiaohuo took a deep breath.
Li Chenglong: "Hey, there's no need to talk about it. Just tell me how he asked?"
Zuo Xiaoduo then turned his head, looked at Lie Xiaohuo and said, "This is what the rich man asked: Young man, you brought your daughter-in-law to my house for dinner, what did you bring for me?"
"Hahahahaha" You Xiaoyu patted his thigh, overjoyed, and Yun Xiaohu and Bai Xiaoduo laughed even more.
It's really enjoyable!
Lie Xiaohuo grabbed the chicken leg in his hand, and suddenly felt that the chicken leg was no longer fragrant, tasteless, like chewing rotten wood.
Li Chenglong hurriedly praised: "What did the guy with his wife say?"
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"Hahahahaha I brought a head"
All the people present were counted as one, and they all laughed like crazy.
Bing Xiaobing's face was gloomy for a moment, but he also laughed, this f*cking little bastard is really good at hurting people.
For a while, laughter shook the sky.
People are so strange, in front of so many people, if only one person gets hurt, then I am afraid it will be a lifelong enmity, no matter how difficult it is to get rid of; but now that several people have been hurt one after another, everyone treats it as a joke and laughs it off .
Although he was still angry, he felt happy again when he was angry.
Zuo Xiaoduo laughed, and then said: "Four, ha ha, it's just a story, a little talk at the dinner table, I'm not talking about the four of you, don't think too much about it, let's talk about it , this joke, can you laugh for a lifetime"
"Pfft"
You Xiaoyu turned his head, and sprayed a mouthful of tea on Yun Xiaohu's face.
I don't know if other people can laugh forever, anyway, I can laugh forever
Others became more and more overjoyed.
Lie Xiaohuo, Xue Xiaoluo, Kong Xiaodan, and Bing Xiaobing all looked at Zuo Xiaoduo with a strange light in their eyes.
I really got to know the godson of the boss.
This kid seems to be born with a temperament: cheap!
And this kind of cheapness is not the kind that makes people want to be beaten to death, but the kind just want to beat hard, eight times a day!
As long as you can't be beaten to death, the kind of scum who beat you hard!
To be honest, he is very different from his father in this point. With his father's temper, the opponent only wants to kill him, and it is not enough if he is not killed; but this kid is so cheap that people want to repeat it over and over again. Hit but can't bear to kill
These are two completely different realms!
And at the moment when the laughter shook the sky, a car came slowly outside and stopped at the entrance of the villa.
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