"Alas, Alice-sama" How can I defeat Alice? Shi Pu had enough time to think deeply about this serious issue while playing backgammon with Shanghai. As he thought about it, Shi Pu started bleeding from his nose. His expression was still serious, but his nose was bleeding. The Shanghai tiger pounced on the food, knocked down the cattails, and began to beat the monsters. "Ugh! Shanghai, you are shameless!" The shape-shifting demon screamed. She refused to accept it, so violence was enough, but why did she knock over the chessboard when she rushed over? Obviously the next step is to win! Being beaten all over his head, Shipu fled outside the house with a sad face, hid in the corner and returned to his original size, rubbed his wounds and cursed Shanghai. After hating him for a while, Shipu felt that this Shanghai guy seemed to be smart again. If that guy from Shanghai, maybe there is something he can do? 要不要找她商谈一下恋爱的烦恼呢……????不,那个暴力人偶只会揍我一顿吧,而且那家伙不会说话,出主意的什么根本做不到吧。 Butthe only one we can discuss with is Shanghai, and there is no one else nearby who can communicate with us. “Whew, if you get beaten, you’ll get beaten. It’s better than doing nothing. As long as Shanghai can help, it’s worth getting beaten a few more times.” Hey, there seems to be something above your head. Is it raining? Shipu raised her hand to wipe the top of her head, and then a familiar doll appeared in her hand. “…” “…” “I know, I know, it’s just that I can’t get bigger, and I have to be beaten again, really…” After saying that, Shi Pu let go of Shanghai, turned around and ran away. Shanghai flew forward and knocked down the escaping shape-shifting demon. The large size difference only increased Shanghai's lethality. The pain caused Shipu to scream immediately. "Ah!I have something to say, I want to be beaten later!!" Being pressed on the back by a doll so much smaller than himself, Shipu thought that he would be beaten as well, so he had to do it first no matter what. He had to finish what he wanted to say, and his tone was quite strong, which really shocked Shanghai for a moment. "Shanghai, help me push down Lady Alice!" Touch! There was a bag on the head. After this blow, Shanghai felt it was not enough, so he took out his lance and shield and looked around at how to start. "Wait a minute, wait a minute, I didn't mean that!I mean, don't you think Alice-sama's attitude towards Marisa is abnormal? It's not good if this continues. Maybe one day that black and white mouse will become Your second master, that doesn’t matter?” Shanghai thought for a while, then pointed his spear at Shipu, the meaning was obvious: “What’s the matter?” Marisa is better than you. ’ Not even as good as Marisa? Shipu was stunned for a moment, and then became angry: "You idiot, you don't think about what Marisa is like. With her carefree, lazy, and sneaky virtues, will you still have status by then! Who will cook the food and the room? Who does the cleaning and who washes the clothes? If she makes Lady Alice sad, what will you do? Can you take revenge for Lady Alice? Can you beat Marisa? You just bully me, who can you beat others, huh" Shanghai paused, and after thinking for a few seconds, his murderous aura obviously weakened. "It seems that you also know who the enemy is. Compared to that guy Marisa, I am both hard-working and hard-working. I can do anything. And I am devoted to Alice-sama. I am still very weak, and I can't even defeat you. , I definitely can’t bully Alice. You can’t find such good conditions even with a lantern, aren’t you going to cheer for me? You have to wait until Marisa takes action against Alice!” Turn around, turn right, turn right, Shanghai still shakes its head. Shi Pu was very angry, "You have to have some sympathy, Shanghai, do you really want to drive me out?" Shanghai tilted his head in confusion. "If you think about it carefully, I am here only in the name of recovering from my injuries, so Lady Alice allows me to stay temporarily. But my injury has been cured long ago. If it hadn't been for what happened a few days ago, I was punished by Lady Alice and became smaller. , maybe I will be expelled now. This situation cannot continue forever, Alice will always think of it, and I will be forced to leave if there is no reason to stay. Shanghai, you. Do you really want to see the tragic end of a weak monster like me sleeping in the open?" Shanghai was stunned. These two people were accustomed to fighting and messing around together. She didn't seem to have thought about this matter at all. This makes Shi Pu feel a lot better.?This man has a conscience, and he has not been bullied so many times in vain. Shipu continued, "So, I want to confess to Alice-sama. As long as Alice-sama can accept my love, can't I stay here openly?" Shanghai cannot refute this reason, although he heard Shanghai wanted to stab her with lines like "Confession" and "Accept my love" several times, but finally held back. She doesn’t want Shipu to leave Where will she find such an easy-to-bully monster? "In this regard, Master Shanghai, do you have any suggestions as someone who is familiar with Alice? Please give me some advice." Shipu spoke sincerely to Shanghai for the first time. Shanghai was thinking, and then she drew a picture on the ground with her lance. "Oh, Shanghai, your painting is really bad." Shi Pu was still taught a lesson. She was aggrieved. Although it was a bit surprising that Shanghai was willing to come up with the idea, in the end it was Shanghai's idea. The platoon was of no use and was injured all over by the puppet shield. Shanghai’s first method is to have Shipu follow Alice day and night in a small size. Considering Alice’s character who is a heavy doll controller, this method is very good, but the problem is that Shipu can’t do it. It’s not that you can’t do it in terms of your ideas and character, but that you can’t do it in terms of ability. Shipu - can’t fly. Reimu can fly, Alice can fly, Shanghai can fly, even Marisa can fly with a broom, everyone Shigao has seen in Gensokyo can do it, but she can't. If you can’t fly, you won’t be able to move as freely as you can in Shanghai. If your small body doesn’t rely on flying, you can’t keep up with Alice, who is several times her size. Although the shape-shifting demon can always fly by trying some methods, such as hot air balloons or wings, it will definitely not be very free to move in that state. In the end, this method had to be abandoned due to insufficient conditions. Shanghai’s second approach was to ask Shipu to ask Marisa for help. As long as Marisa asked, Alice would definitely not refuse, so Shipu could stay. Butasking your love rival for help? Are you kidding? You have to rely on Marisa to stay. What's the difference between that and giving up? Although there is an old saying that leaves green hills without worrying about having no firewood No, it seems that a gentleman's revenge is never too late after ten years? No matter what, it is absolutely impossible to give in to that black and white broom girl! So in the end, Shipu decided to take a forward approach and confess his love to Alice directly. Although there is no flag raised now, but the size of the figure is such a figure, it is hard to imagine that there will be a chance to raise the flag. It is better to do it as soon as possible, otherwise it will be too late when the expulsion order is issued. . "I want to confess to Lady Alice! So Shanghai, today's duel will be postponed for now. The outcome of backgammon will be decided tomorrow. Don't disturb me today. Do you hear me, you useless puppet?" He threw it and inserted it into the ground next to Shi Pu's thigh. Shi Pu immediately softened, "I just said it casually and had absolutely no other meaning. Lord Shanghai, you understand." After all the good words of apology, Shi Pu finally coaxed Well Shanghai. Confession? Confess your love! Shi Pu made up his mind. However, the gap between dreaming and the courage required to actually do it is too big. Shipu's body was stiff, taking each step one minute at a time, and he was still in mini shape. As a result, he didn't just walk into the house until the sun started to set. Shanghai appears! Shanghai used collision against Shipu! Shi Pu received 9 points of damage and Shi Pu fell down! The Shanghai Long Sword is raised high. It is not a spear, but a long sword. Unlike a long spear, this weapon is basically just a stick weapon as long as it is not stabbed. Except for the tip of the sword, both the front and back of the long sword have full lethality. Needless to say, the cut was a bloody wound. "Ahhhhh! Have mercy on me!" Shipu screamed and begged for mercy. Even Shanghai couldn't bear to look at such a lack of courage, so she had to compromise, "I know, I know! I'll go now and won't wait any longer. Go!" Just go, whoever you are afraid of, you have died several times and you are still afraid of confessing! Although I have never had a girlfriend, although I have never confessed or been confessed to, this feeling is genuine! Not because Alice is a beautiful girl, not because she is a powerful magician, but because of the tenderness that touches me when she takes care of herself. Yes! My ultimate goal is not to have any undue thoughts about Alice's body, so there is nothing to be afraid of! I am aboveboard and have a clear conscience! After Shipu cheered himself up, he stepped forward proudly, and returned to his original size with one step. Shanghai turned around and pretended not to see him, letting Shipu look like a meat bun beating a dog.ran away. "Alice-sama!" Not in the living room! "Me!" Not on the second floor! "Yes!" Not in the bedroom! "Word!" Not in the kitchen! "Want to!!!" Alice just stepped out of the bathtub with one of her slender white legs, "Shipu? What's wrong?" Pfft! The nosebleeds were splattered and the blood flowed non-stop. Sipu broke into the bathroom and remained motionless. The storage in his brain was running at full speed. He had to back up 9999 copies of the scene in front of him and hide them in different brain cells. What? Confession? What is that? Is it delicious? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? After a loud noise, Shipu fell to the floor in a pool of blood from her own nose. Behind her was Shanghai, who was holding a wooden stick that was completely disproportionate to the size of her doll. Shanghai threw away the wooden stick, grabbed one of Shi Pu's legs, and dragged the desperate Shi Pu away like a dead dog, leaving a long trail of blood on the scene. ? ? Alice was confused. Although she didn't understand what was going on, she still laughed because of Shanghai and Shipu's friendly appearance.