I don¡¯t know when the stars appeared in the sky, the night sky was exceptionally clear, and the air washed by the rain was exceptionally fresh. It's just that the waning moon is not so clear. There is a trace of mist floating next to it, which makes it look a little unusual. This mist covers it, making it look like a hazy and feminine woman with facial features and feelings. It watched with a cold eye what was about to happen in the world, but it only watched with a cold eye and would never interfere Bathed in the soft moonlight, Sang Chong suddenly felt an urge to pee standing up in his heart In order to make himself look more like More feminine than a woman, and in order to avoid being exposed in details, Sang Chong has been deliberately imitating every move of a woman. So he hasn't peeed standing up for a long time, and he has almost forgotten how to pee standing up. That feeling is really missed Sang Chong is struggling internally between peeing standing up or squatting down. Being impulsive, Sang Chong unbuttoned his pants and squatted down If people want to live longer, they must suppress impulses in many cases and let reason defeat human nature. Sang Chong sighed. He felt that it was not easy for him. Even if it was just a small thing like peeing, he had to deal with it carefully and on thin ice. Although he couldn¡¯t pee standing up, Sang Chong still had a great time peeing. The worries that had been bothering him for a few days seemed to be gone forever with this soaking in urine! Kill people! It was the first thing Sang Chong had to do after peeing! The person he wants to kill is naturally Yu Ying. The Ecstasy Incense must have had its effect, as everyone in the hall had already fallen asleep. Sang Chong felt that he was destined to be particularly busy tonight Most of the people in the palace were good people who did not need to die immediately, but there was only one Yu Ying who should die immediately. So the first thing he did was to let this damn person die quickly to save him from long nights and nightmares. Sang Chong has also thought about how Yu Ying should die. Didn't he escape a group of bandits during the day? They secretly came back at night to take revenge! They first poisoned Yu Ying with incense, and then killed Yu Ying. As for why this group of robbers only killed Yu Ying, the answer is simple. Because Yu Ying did not let them go through the door, but asked them to drill holes. Drilling holes is something only dogs can do. Letting people drill holes is harmful to people. What an insult. In order to get rid of this shame, the robber killed Yu Ying In fact, Sang Chong felt that there was no need to find a reason for Yu Ying's death. As long as Yu Ying died, others would definitely not suspect him, a "weak woman". To take a step back, even if they suspect themselves, so what? Fu An is a frail middle-aged scholar. With his scholarly appearance, how could he possibly cause some trouble? His servant Fu Yi was an ugly servant with a sickly face and a wretched description. His face was as thin as a monkey and was covered with dark red sores the size of copper coins. Although many times, Fu Yi's body would give off a feeling that made Sang Chong familiar, but Sang Chong never cared about this feeling, and did not want to make this feeling more concrete, because he believed that he did not need to be there. He felt like he was wasting himself on a servant; as for "Eagle Eye" Cao Yi, Sang Chong thought that he just had good eyes and could see far away, so he probably didn't have any real ability; Xiong Bowen was tall and strong, but he was more like He is a reckless man who only obeys Yu Ying's orders. If these few Miao people dare to cause any trouble, they will be killed at most The second thing is even more important than the first thing, and that is to shave quickly. After not sleeping all night, the new beard is like a file, which can make your hands hurt. If you don't shave it, you might scare away the ghosts. The third thing is to put on makeup. Before the rest of them wake up, Sang Chong must appear as a charming and charming woman, so that they can "serve" him more wholeheartedly in the future. Although Sang Chong is a man, he knows that a beautiful woman can always easily please men and get their dedicated care but this work is time-consuming. The fourth thing is to kill people. If there was time and possibility, Sang Chong would like to kill the thief who tore his clothes in the afternoon. Sang Chong hated others the most for repaying kindness. He actually tore up his clothes to repay him for saving his life. Therefore, Sang Chong wanted to kill him very much, but the group of thieves had disappeared now. With Sang Chong's help, With the ability to rush, it's not difficult to find them, but! This also takes time. ¡The situation in the main hall was just as Sang Chong imagined, everyone was sleeping. Fu Yi and Cao Yi even started to snore Sang Chong smiled, touched the razor on his body, and walked slowly to Yu Ying Cutting the throat was his favorite way of killing, so he decided to use this A way to help Yu Ying bid farewell to this world. The knife is in hand, and Yu Ying's throat is close at hand. As long as Sang Chong waved his hand, he could instantly hear the beautiful music "hissing" from Yu Ying's throat. But Sang Chong didn¡¯t wave his hand because he saw Yu Ying suddenly opened her eyes.  "I'm a little cold, I want to sit closer to the fire" Although Sang Chong was startled by Yu Ying, his reaction was very calm, and he quickly turned his back to the fire, leaving only his face The shadow is given to Yu Ying. "Okay! Sit here with me" Yu Ying quickly stood up from the ground, turned around and walked out of the palace door. "Why did the Ecstasy Incense lose its efficacy?" Sang Chong was a little puzzled, but also a little happy. He was glad that he was right to resist the urge to pee while standing, otherwise he would have been exposed by now! Because Yu Ying was not poisoned, he might have followed him out of the palace just now, but he was too careless to notice him. He cursed bitterly, "Damn, you are really a person with boundless Dharma but no chance of difficulty!" The fire gradually weakened and the sky gradually became brighter. Yu Ying went out and never came back. Several others were asleep as well. The reason why the Ecstasy Incense failed is still not found. Sang stood up and prayed, twisted his waist and walked past the fire, walked out of the palace gate, and got into the carriage a little absent-mindedly. He felt that there seemed to be something under his butt. He touched it casually and broke out in a cold sweat. In his hand, it turned out to be a piece of Ecstasy a piece of Ecstasy that should have appeared in the fire. "Who is it? Who threw the incense into the carriage?" Sang Chong racked his brains and couldn't figure it out. He only knew that it must not have been blown by the wind, nor was it put in by Yu Ying. Because the wind will not lift the curtain of the carriage and put the incense on the seat. And Yu Ying would not be so kind as to remind herself that the poisoning failed Sang Chong began to hesitate. He hesitated whether to give up the mission and leave. But after thinking about it, he thought that he had no way to catch Yu Ying. in hand. So there is no need to scare yourself. When the sky was bright, Sang Chong finally finished fixing his makeup, and he looked charming again in the mirror.