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Text Chapter 8 [Advice from an Otaku]

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    For Zhang Shu, the composition of life is very simple, the computer and the life-saving games that he must play in order to play the computer, that is, eating and sleeping.  Maybe he will have to work in the future, but for him who has not yet graduated from college, not growing up is still a reasonable excuse for the time being.  Today he still went to bed at three o'clock in the morning and didn't get up until after one o'clock the next day.  The first thing he did when he got up was to turn on the computer switch on his bedside computer table, and then he brushed his teeth with the shit in his eyes. Besides, he didn't even wash his face. According to him, the skin secretes oil to protect it, and after washing it off  Applying artificial cosmetics is very damaging to the skin.

    His work and rest schedule is completely different from that of several other roommates who have words such as class and love in their lives. They seem to live in parallel spaces. Although they live in the same room, they rarely meet.

    After making himself a bowl of noodles with pickled cabbage and pork ribs, Zhang Shu held a fork in his mouth and opened a stand-alone game to start the battle.

    "Bang Bang Bang"

    Zhang Shu stopped what he was doing but didn't move. Generally speaking, if the roommate didn't bring the key, the people who came to visit were usually not looking for him. He hoped that the person at the door would leave in a sensible way, saving him the need to open the door and exchange greetings.  Trouble.

    "Bang Bang Bang" The person at the door seemed not to give up, and there was another knock on the door.

    Zhang Shu took the fork out of his mouth, but didn't move it yet. For a stay-at-home guy, an extra step of exercise would be a burden for him, so he wanted to hold on for the last time. Most roommates knew that he belonged to Quan Tian Hou 24  I am at home all the time, so I will definitely stick to it, and then those irrelevant people can be automatically filtered.

    "Bang bang bang."

    Okay, Zhang Shu resignedly put the saliva-covered fork on the dusty table, and finally got up to open the door.

    "Master Zhan? Why are you here?" Looking at the rare visitor at the door, Zhang Shu felt a little surprised.  Although Mr. Zhan is one of the few cool friends for me, an otaku, they don't have much interaction with each other.

    Mr. Zhan¡¯s eyelids twitched, maybe he didn¡¯t pick it at all. He just raised his head and glanced at Zhang Shu as a greeting, then bypassed him and came to his room, and fell heavily on the bed like a dead dog.

    "Are you okay?" Zhang Shu came to the computer and continued the game.

    With a heavy sigh, Mr. Zhan sat up from the bed.  "I have something to ask you." Audiences who have read the previous article know that Mr. Zhan is in a mood where he almost wants to strangle himself to death, resurrect, strangle to death, and resurrect, so he loses his usual courtesy when communicating with others.

    "En said." Zhang Shu replied nonchalantly.  At some point, the fork in his mouth again made his words unclear.

    "What do you think would happen if someone was bitten by a spider in Spider-Man?" Master Zhan asked.

    When he heard that the topic was one he liked, Zhang Shu seemed very interested. He paused the game, turned back to look at Mr. Zhan, took out the fork from his mouth and thoughtfully replied: "I guess the possibility of poisoning is relatively high."  a little."

    "What?" I thought that if I were a normal person, I would think the same thing, but of course I became Spider-Man.  So Mr. Zhan was very surprised to hear this answer.  It's just like when you went to the train station to queue up to buy a ticket during the Spring Festival. You waited in line for days and nights but couldn't get one. Then you complained to the workers who lived in the same shed that it was difficult to buy tickets now, but everyone looked at you strangely and asked.  Dao: Don¡¯t you know that all tickets are purchased online now?  I didn¡¯t know that I had suffered such a serious crime as a co-author.

    "Yeah, you've seen Spider-Man, right? This spider is actually an unfinished experimental subject, not to mention using the spider's toxins to optimize the human body. It's an important reason why the protagonists can all become Spider-Man instead of corpses.  , the protagonist¡¯s physique may be one in ten million special constitution. It¡¯s like some people are allergic to a certain thing, but some people are immune. Think about it if anyone is bitten and gets super  Ability, how come there is only one Spider-Man? If my guess is correct, the protagonist of Spider-Man probably has perfect blood."

    "Perfect blood?" Zhan Shaocheng was obviously unfamiliar with this term.

    "Yeah, have you seen "Underworld"? In it, the ancestors of werewolves and vampires are both humans with perfect blood. One was bitten by a wolf and became a werewolf, and the other was bitten by a bat and became a vampire. It's simple.  In other words, perfect blood is a special bloodline that allows people to absorb the DNA of other creatures and mutate. If there must be a reasonable explanation, I think Spider-Man is probably a person with perfect blood."

    "So if an ordinary person is bitten by a spider, he is probably more likely to die. Even if he doesn't die, he will at least be poisoned." Zhang Shu looked at Mr. Zhan, who had a formidable expression, and swiped his hand in front of his eyes.

    "FUCK," Mr. Zhan said to himself for the first time in his heartHe cursed for the thousand and ten thousandth time that he should have studied carefully before entering the movie. Looking at the otaku player in front of him who he had always thought was an idiot, Mr. Zhan sincerely sighed, you can't do it in the real world, but in the movie  I can't do this in the world.  It seemed that all the hardships I had suffered before were in vain.  In this case, it is definitely too late to make amends from scratch, so just ask the master in front of you for advice.  Thinking of this, Mr. Zhan came back to his senses from the state of immortality.

    "Oh~, I read a novel recently." Although he sounded as depressed as his dead father, Mr. Zhan tried his best to show that he didn't care, "I said this person can enter the movie world through the DVD player."

    "Like infinite horror?" Zhang Shu immediately became energetic when he heard it.

    Wireless terror?  Mr. Zhan didn¡¯t know what it was.  "Well, it's almost the same, that is, people can enter the movie world, but they can't bring material things out of the movie world. Only the physical changes can be retained. Then the protagonist went to the Spider-Man movie, and was bitten and was in pain for two days.  , the body actually hasn¡¯t changed.¡±

    "Oh~ then what?" Zhang Shu didn't feel the same way as Mr. Zhan about "I was in pain for two days" and asked calmly.

    "It hasn't been written yet. I originally thought the protagonist would be Spider-Man, so I was very angry when I saw it." Zhan Shao explained.

    "Haha, you take it seriously just to read a novel. Really, is this why you came so early in the morning?"

    "It's already past noon, okay?" Mr. Zhan said with a black line, "Can you guess what the protagonist should do next? If you were the protagonist."

    "Learn magic." As a loyal supporter of Harry Potter, Zhang Shu said immediately without thinking. This is what he has always dreamed of.  "But it seems to require talent, but you can give it a try."

    "That won't work. The time you spend in the movie world is the same as the playing time of the DVD. It's impossible to learn something too complicated. Is there anything faster?"

    ¡°Oh~, then let¡¯s transform our bodies and become Wolverine.¡±
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