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- The little demon also heard about the nonsense between the three old monsters and grandpa in front of him.
"These three people suffered a lot at the hands of grandpa back then. How could they have a good impression of grandpa? Now that they are asking about grandpa's whereabouts, they are definitely looking for trouble.
You have to be careful and make up your own words first.
"Why are you looking for my grandpa?" the little demon asked.
"What are you doing!? Of course you want that bitch to worship us as your teacher!" Xuan Xuanzi opened his eyes.
I x! It¡¯s been so many years since sesame seeds rotten millet, and I¡¯m still thinking about it!
The little demon rolled his eyes and started crying immediately.
This cry can make the three old monsters bewildered.
"Little baby, what's wrong!? Why are you crying? Be good, don't cry, don't cry." Kong Kongzi and Miaomeiko hurried over, one on the left and one on the right comforting her.
"Three seniors, I'm afraid my grandpa won't be able to be your apprentice?" the little demon said.
"What's wrong!? He doesn't want to!?" Xuan Xuanzi said angrily.
The little demon shook his head: "No! How could you not want to? My grandpa is probably going to die now."
"What? That boy Gong Mubai is dead? No way, his kung fu is still good, although it is much worse than my old man." Xuan Xuanzi said in surprise.
"You don't know. Three seniors, my grandfather and I went down the mountain this time and came to Lucheng. We met a group of masters. The opponent was Luo Daquan, the leader of Qingwei Sect, a group of Japanese and many Thai monks. They were amazing. Awesome! Especially those Thai monks and Japanese, they are extremely vicious, and even spread rumors that Chinese Taoist people are all shit! Their kung fu is mediocre. How could my grandfather be convinced and compete with them? He is outside now In the pine forest, when I ran out, grandpa was besieged by them!"
"What!? Little Japan!? Damn it!" Xuan Xuanzi was furious and said: "Is it difficult for your grandfather to mention the three of us to them!?"
The little demon clapped his hands: "I mentioned it! But people say that the three monsters of dragon and tiger are just three ugly monsters, three bastards whose father doesn't support their mother and doesn't love them. They're not worth mentioning at all"
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Xuan Xuanzi was so angry that he yelled: "Tell me where those idiots are, and I'll tear them apart!"
¡°Didn¡¯t I tell you, it¡¯s just outside in the pine forest!¡± the little demon said.
"I'll tear up those idiots!" Xuan Xuanzi was furious.
"I'll tear it up too!" Kong Kongzi said.
"I'll tear them apart one by one!" Miataiko shouted.
Go quickly! Damn it! The little demon is very happy.
Xuan Xuanzi took two steps angrily and suddenly stopped.
"That's not right!" Xuan Xuanzi frowned.
The little demon¡¯s anus tightened: What¡¯s wrong! ? Found? !
"Brother, what's wrong?" Kong Kongzi asked.
Xuan Xuanzi glanced at the little demon, scratched his head and said: "When I came in, I clearly found that there was a very good Qi. Only those who have opened the Heavenly Eye can have that Qi. In today's Taoism, there are not many people who can open the Heavenly Eye. Gong Mubai is one ¡¡±
"This kid is lying!" Miaomeiko said.
"Haha, three of you, I am the one who has opened the eyes of heaven!" the little demon said hurriedly.
As he spoke, he quickly opened his eyes.
Who Xuan Xuanzi is, you can tell at a glance: "Not bad! Not bad! It's a little kid like you That's wrong!"
Why is it wrong again! I x! The little demon cursed in his heart.
"Although you have opened your eyes at a young age, your cultivation is not pure and pure, and it is a little different from that aura." Xuan Xuanzi said.
The little demon complained in his heart: It is not so easy to deceive these three old monsters.
"Oh, old man, I'm afraid you are talking about Morozi." The little demon was heartbroken and simply put the blame on Morozi, since he was not here anyway.
"Moluozi's little hozen!? Is he here too?" Xuanxuanzi twitched his brows.
Um? What other stories are there that stump these three old monsters and Morozi?
"Do the three seniors know Moro Zi?" Xiaoyao Bagua asked.
"More than just acquaintance!?" Miaomeiko was immediately furious and said: "This little hozen! He lied to us back then and said he wanted to become our teacher! The three of us thought this boy was quite good, so we accepted him. No idea, he three In the middle of the night, he stole a lot of our Taoist scriptures and ran away! Later, he killed many disciples of my Dragon and Tiger Sect, using our techniques, which made us disgraced! Stone, where is this bitch!? I tore it up he goes!"
good! very good!
Little Demon Le, hurriedly said: "Oh, it's just an unlucky time for those three seniors to come. Just now Morozi came"??So many people were killed here. They were about to kill me, but then they escaped. Three seniors, if you hadn't come here, I would have lost my life long ago. "
"This is like that stupid style! Brother, go out, tear up the Japanese first, and then tear up Moroko!" Miaomeiko said.
"That's it! Brother, let's go!" Kong Kongzi said.
Xuan Xuanzi nodded, looked at the little demon, and said, "Let's go! But, take this little guy with you!"
"What!?" The little demon was about to cry when he heard this.
Your mother¡¯s, if you take me away, what will happen to my grandfather! ?
"Three seniors, I'm a burden, so it's better not to take them with you, I" The little demon was talking, and felt that his wrist was tightened, and his life was being held.
Xuan Xuanzi looked at the little demon and said happily: "A burden? I am afraid of being a burden!?"
"Brother, even if he is not a burden, why are you taking him with you?" Kongkongzi asked.
Xuan Xuanzi opened his eyes: "You're stupid! With this kid, Gong Mubai will come naturally! Hehe, I'd better give that kid a good beating!"
"Brother! What if Gong Mubai doesn't come?" Miaomiaozi said.
Xuan Xuanzi looked extremely proud and said: "If Gong Mubai doesn't come, this guy is not bad. He can open his eyes at a young age and he can become our disciple."
"Good! Excellent!"
"As expected of the eldest brother! I like this guy!"
The two idiots Kong Kongzi and Miaomeiko raised their hands in agreement.
The little demon screamed in his heart!
"Let's go!" Xuan Xuanzi put the little demon on his shoulders and walked away like the wind.
Looking at the door getting further and further away from him, Xiaoyao was anxious but couldn't help it.
Grandpa! You want peace!
These three old monsters are indeed the best among the best in the Taoist sect. They left Warehouse No. 1 in minutes.
Along the way, the little demon was dumbfounded. The flash door was captured to pieces by three monsters. Even the door of warehouse No. 1 was directly punched with a huge hole!
That is a steel plate several meters thick!
With such a big commotion, it¡¯s hard for the soldiers outside to notice it! ? When the little demon was wondering, Xuan Xuanzi had already flown high like an eagle, stepping on the top of the tree and flying away!
Glancing down, the little demon finally understood: inside the high wall of Warehouse No. 1, a strange white mist filled the air. In the mist, all the soldiers inside the high wall lay down on the ground.
This is the Dragon and Tiger Sect¡¯s soul arresting formation!
Whirring whirring!
The little demon was being carried by Xuan Xuanzi, and all he could hear was the whistling of the wind! Not long ago, I saw the ancient forest outside Bayi Town.
no! I can't follow these three old monsters over there! If they found out that it wasn't Grandpa inside, wouldn't these three old monsters tear themselves apart?
"Ouch! Ouch!" the little demon screamed, making a look of pain.
"What's wrong!?" Xuan Xuanzi heard this and hurriedly stopped and landed in an open space.
"Old senior, I suddenly have a stomachache! It hurts so much! It hurts me so much! It hurts me so much!" The little demon covered his stomach and rolled on the open ground.
"Huh? What's wrong? Could it be that you've had a bad stomach?" Miaomeiko said.
"I guess there's a worm in my stomach." Kong Kongzi squatted next to the little demon.
Xuan Xuanzi¡¯s hand hit Xiaoyao¡¯s wrist, and he used his true energy to check: ¡°It¡¯s okay!¡±
"It hurts me to death! It hurts me to death!" The little demon kicked his legs wildly.
"What should we do?" Xuan Xuanzi looked at Gu Bailin in front of him and scratched his head.
The little demon said: "Senior Xuanxuanzi, it doesn't matter, I can't delay your business. Otherwise, you go over there and tear up the Japanese first, and then come to me after you finish tearing them apart."
"Boy, you don't want to leave us and run away, do you!? Your grandfather did the same thing back then." Xuan Xuanzi narrowed his eyes and said.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? These guys are not stupid.
"Senior, how dare I?" Xiaoyao wiped his sweat and said, "I really have a stomachache and can't even stand up."
"Trouble!" Xuan Xuanzi was anxious, looking at Gu Bailin in front of him, and said to Kong Kongzi: "I will go with the third child, and the second child, you watch this kid here!"
"Sure. Don't worry, brother!" Kong Kongzi nodded.
"Let's go!" Xuanxuanzi kicked off his feet and flew out, and Miaomeiko followed.
Day! Why is there still one left! The little demon looked at the empty space in front of him, dumbfounded.
Even if this is the only one left, I can¡¯t escape.Yeah.
No, we have to find a way!
The little demon held his stomach and said: "Senior Kong Kongzi, I think you are right. I have a bad stomach. I am afraid I have food poisoning."
"Food poisoning? Is it serious?" Kong Kongzi became nervous and pulled out a bunch of jade bottles from his arms: "These are all my pills. If you take one, it won't hurt!" The little demon looked at it. Looking at these jade bottles, my heart trembled: Wipe! These things are definitely not ordinary things!
¡°Damn, if it was normal, grandpa would scratch your land, but now he can¡¯t.
"Senior, I guess I can't do it. I want to poop."
"Pooping? Oh, that's right! If your stomach is broken, you'll feel better immediately after pooping!" Kong Kongzi said with a smile.
The little demon stood up, picked up his pants and was about to leave, but Kong Kong grabbed him and said, "Where are you going?!"
"I, I pooped!" the little demon cried sadly.
"Of course I know you poop!" Kong Kongzi chuckled and pointed in front of him: "Poop right here!"
"What!?" The little demon suddenly burst into tears!
This guy is not stupid!
"Senior, you are afraid that I will run away, aren't you?" Xiao Yao said with a smile.
Kong Kongzi chuckled and said proudly: "Boy! How can I, a smart person like me, Kong Kongzi, let you fool me! If you want to pull it off, do it right here!"
The little demon is really going to cry, this is too perverted!
¡°Um, senior, my poop stinks!¡± said the little demon.
"Smelly? Whose shit doesn't stink? It's okay." Kong Kongzi shook his head.
The little demon thought for a while and then said: "Senior, you don't know, there is something wrong with me!"
"What's wrong?"
"I can't get out of being looked at by others!"
"Why can't I poop out!? I pooped at the entrance of the village in Zhongnan Mountain!"
I x! The little demon really wanted to yell!
"I really can't pull it out! Senior, my stomach hurts so much" Xiaoyao looked in great pain, which made Kong Kong very embarrassed.
"Then what should I do!? I can't let you run to a place where I can't see you!" Kong Kongzi said.
The little demon said: "This way, senior, I will tie a thread on my hand and put the other end in your hand. It will be easier for me to enter the woods. If you hold me, I won't be able to run away."
"That's right. This is a good idea!" He was happy for nothing.
The little demon took out a silver thread, tied it in his hand, handed one end to Kong Kongzi, and then slipped into the woods.
Kong Kongzi was outside, holding the silver cord and pulling it. The little demon over there screamed: "Senior, I haven't found the place yet!"
"hurry up!"
??Tugged again.
¡°Senior, please stop pulling. I can¡¯t take off my pants if you pull!¡±
"There are so many things! Hurry up!" Kong Kongzi shouted.
After a while, a foul smell came.
"My dear mother! This smells much worse than my eldest brother's shit!" Kong Kongzi covered his face with his hands.
After a while, Kong Kong called out: "Are you done?!"
There was no echo in the woods.
"Stone!"
Still no reply.
"Did you fall into the manure pit? No, there is no manure pit!" Kong Kong felt something was wrong and pulled the silver cord hard
"Gong Shitou!? How dare you lie to me! How dare you lie to me Kong Kongzi!" Above the open space, Kong Kongzi screamed! (To be continued. Please search Piaotian Literature, the novels will be better and updated faster!) - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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