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The tauren muttered, and suddenly beat his chest hard like a lunatic, shouting: "I am the genius, I am the number one genius of the Barbarian Bull tribe! Roar!"
This guy yelled a few times excitedly, and finally let out a moo!
Is this guy out of his mind?
As soon as this idea came into Yang Mo's mind, the tauren pressed his fist as big as a casserole on his chest, stared at Yang Mo, and said: "I, Lei Ming, the seventeenth generation of the Barbarian Bull tribe, now in the name of genius Challenge you."
"Challenge me in the name of a genius?"
Yang Mo muttered, looking at the serious tauren with a look of lunacy, and said: "Are you crazy? What a challenge? I just fell from the sky, and it hurts all over my body. If you win, you will feel glorious." ?"
"Uh" Yang Mo's words made the seventeenth generation Lei Ming think about it carefully, then nodded and said: "Okay, then I will take you to the high priest for treatment first. We will fight after the injury is healed."
After Seventeenth Generation Lei Ming said this, without asking Yang Mo's opinion, he lifted Yang Mo up with his palm as big as a cattail leaf fan, put it on his shoulders, and carried Yang Mo back to the depths of the jungle like a child.
Yang Mo was tall, handsome and rich in his original world. When he first arrived in the other world, he met a tall and powerful tauren. Unexpectedly, he turned into a baby when he arrived here. This tauren was at least 2.6 meters tall. Even when Yao Ming comes, you have to call him brother!
Seventeenth generation Lei Ming carried Yang Mo on his back and ran around, and finally came to the outside of a small hut deep in the jungle. He saw an old tauren sitting there holding a few long bones and mumbling something.
"High Priest, help me save someone, I want to duel with him, hurry up." Seventeenth Generation Lei Ming shouted loudly as soon as he came over, without any courtesy.
But the old tauren seemed to have adapted to this method of communication and stopped dancing immediately. Then he glanced at Yang Mo and asked, "Where did you get this kid from?"
"I don't know, it fell from the sky." Seventeenth Generation Lei Ming said with some confusion. For his brain capacity, instead of pursuing Yang Mo's origin, it would be better to fight with Yang Mo in the name of genius.
"It's all nonsense." The high priest glared at Seventeenth Generation Lei Ming, walked to Yang Mo and took a look, and then a ball of white light suddenly condensed in his palm and scanned downwards from the top of Yang Mo's head, and the white light penetrated into Yang Mo's body. skin. Yang Mo immediately felt no pain at all and was very curious. When the high priest put away the white light, Yang Mo quickly asked: "High priest, what are you doing? You look so magical!"
"This is the holy light bestowed by God on us, the Barbarian Bull Tribe. Why are you asking this, you little brat?" The high priest glared at Yang Mo angrily, with strong racial discrimination in his words.
This feeling made Yang Mo feel particularly ridiculous. A cow can actually discriminate against humans? Isn¡¯t man the spirit of all things? What¡¯s a cow? What about a tauren?
When Yang Mo felt ridiculous, Seventeenth Generation Lei Ming picked him up again and ran wildly out of the forest. After a while, he came to the big tree where Yang Mo fell down before. After putting Yang Mo down, Seventeenth Generation Lei Ming clenched his fist on his chest and repeated the previous lines: "I, Seventeenth Generation Lei Ming, declare war on you in the name of genius!"
"You really want to fight me?" Yang Mo stood up angrily. He felt that this guy was too rude.
"Of course, there can only be one genius in the continent of Azeroth, and that's me!" Seventeenth Generation Lei Ming said very confidently. The gentle breeze blew up his nose hairs, making him look like an arrogant, cool and domineering person!
"Come on! I'll let you take action first." Seventeenth Generation Lei Ming roared, and with quick luck, a layer of light armor suddenly appeared in front of his arrogant body, protecting him inside.
Seeing him like this, Yang Mo couldn't help but asked curiously: "Excuse me, what are the rules for our duel?"
¡°You punch me, I¡¯ll punch you, whoever falls down first loses!¡± Seventeenth Generation Lei Ming, shrouded in light armor, explained.
Hearing this, Yang Mo burst out laughing, thinking that he was really a tauren, and he even acted so original in a duel.
But since that¡¯s the case, let¡¯s stop talking nonsense!
Yang Mo immediately activated Thor's Hammer, limiting the combat power to 20,000 points, and then punched out suddenly Bang! When the sharp fist hit the seventeenth generation Lei Ming, the seventeenth generation Lei Ming immediately screamed and then flew out Phew!
The thunder of the Seventeenth Generation flew farther and farther, and the huge body turned from the hill into sesame cakes, then into sesame seeds, and finally disappeared.
After sending Seventeenth Generation Thunder away, Yang Mo suddenly felt a sense of loss in his heart. There will always be an unaccustomed feeling when a stupid person is used to chirping in front of you and suddenly disappears.
Yang Mo is sitting on theAfter waiting for a while, I decided to look around to see if I could find anyone to ask for directions. I couldn't just wait in this vast jungle, right? This time I came to save the world from destruction, not to travel.
Yang Mo walked for a while and suddenly thought of a question: How do I go back?
Should I find a full moon night here to break through the barrier myself? Yang Mo muttered, and quickly returned to the tree where he had smashed half of its branches, and made a very conspicuous mark.
When he made a mark, he found that the seventeenth generation of Leiming ran back with blood on his face. When he returned to Yang Mo, he spit out a mouthful of blood and said: "Okay, you win, the first one in Azeroth." The throne of genius is given to you."
After saying that, his energy and blood were exhausted, and he fell directly to the ground.
Yang Mo quickly knelt down and took his pulse, but it couldn't be measured by human pulse at all. This guy had vomited so much blood, but his pulse was still boiling and full of energy.
Yang Mo can save people, but there is really nothing he can do about this kind of cow.
Therefore, he could only lift the thing up and run towards the high priest's small hut. This guy is like a small mountain, weighing a thousand pounds. Fortunately, Yang Mo has great internal strength, otherwise it would be difficult to drag him.
??Sent Seventeenth Generation Lei Ming to the high priest. The high priest looked at Lei Ming and asked Yang Mo in great surprise: "Did you hurt him?"
"Yeah." Yang Mo nodded and said a little guiltily: "He said he was the number one genius in Azeroth, so I used a little more strength."
"You can actually defeat Seventeenth Generation Thunder?" The high priest was still repeating his question. He obviously didn't believe in Yang Mo's strength.
Yang Mo had no choice but to nod his head again and said, "I'll pay for his medical expenses."
"How is it possible?" The high priest still looked in disbelief. He thought for a long time and then said: "Does your combat power have fifteen thousand points?"
"Umit's a little higher than this." Yang Mo said modestly.
"Higher than fifteen thousand?" the high priest asked in surprise: "Are you from the Xuanyuan family?"
The Xuanyuan family?
When Yang Mo heard these four words, he suddenly seemed to understand something and nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, yes, I am a member of the Xuanyuan family!"
Yang Mo nodded and admitted. The high priest was no longer so surprised and said: "No wonder, it turns out he is from the Xuanyuan family."
With that said, he gathered the white light in his right hand, and then treated Lei Ming. In less than half a minute, Lei Ming woke up with great energy, stopped vomiting blood, and looked like he was fine.
When Yang Mo saw this situation, he was stunned. this is okay too?
After being stunned, Yang Mo immediately wanted to learn. With this technology, if he could return to the original world, wouldn't he be a miracle doctor? No matter what the disease is, just come up and clean it up, and it¡¯s done! How much money do you have to make? "High Priest, where did you learn this from?" Yang Mo asked with a smile, looking like he wanted to learn.
"This is a natural ability. It is something given to us Taurens by God." The high priest still didn't know what Yang Mo was thinking, and interrupted all Yang Mo's fantasies very simply: "There will be a few people in each generation of Taurens who can It is absolutely impossible for humans to learn to awaken this kind of talent, so you should give up this idea. Even if I teach you, you will not be able to learn it. This is something that has been destined by God. "
The high priest said what he said, and Yang Mo couldn't think about it anymore. At this time, Lei Ming, who had recovered, pulled Yang Mo aside and said very excitedly: "Is that punch you just made also a natural instinct? My natural instinct is Storm Fist, and my combat power is almost 9,000, but with you It¡¯s a little worse than it seems.¡±
"Seventeenth Generation Lei Ming, let me warn you again, don't discuss innate instincts with humans. Also, humans have no such thing as innate awakening. God has given too many things to humans, and it is impossible to even give them such things as innate instincts. They." The high priest reminded Lei Ming angrily, and it sounded like he had a lot of resentment towards humans.
After hearing this, Lei Ming lowered his head. The high priest looked quite majestic.
Yang Mo saw that the high priest was not particularly friendly to him, so he took the initiative to leave: "Well, that's it, I'll leave first, and you two can chat slowly."
With that said, he walked out and Lei Ming quickly caught up with him. While following Yang Mo, he apologized on behalf of the high priest: "Genius, don't be angry with the high priest. The high priest was beaten by humans when he was a child, so he is very unfriendly to you humans. In fact, we tauren are friends with you humans, and we are not friendly to you humans. Not all barbarians are targeting you.¡±
The amount of information Lei Ming revealed to Yang Mo was relatively large, so he asked: "So what other barbarians are unfriendly to humans? "
"The Tiger Clan, the Lion Clan and the Leopard Clan all have a grudge against you humans. You humans are really likes to kill them and steal crystals from them. It's no wonder they hate you." Lei Ming said seriously. , quite compassionate.
It¡¯s just that Yang Mo didn¡¯t like discussing feelings with such a big boss, so he continued to ask: ¡°What is a spar?¡±
"You don't even know about crystal stones? Are you still a human being?" Lei Ming muttered: "Aren't crystal stones the energy that you humans use to make alchemy pills?"
"Um" Yang Mo nodded thoughtfully. Although he still didn't understand, he probably knew that the reason why some barbarians hate humans is because of resource plunder.
"Genius, I feel that your power is very similar to my Storm Fist. Isn't yours really a natural instinct?" Lei Ming saw Yang Mo's good reputation and continued to ask himself questions, then asked Yang Mo about Thor's Hammer. coming.
Yang Mo was really embarrassed to tell this thing to Lei Ming, so he could only answer vaguely: "Didn't your high priest say that? Human beings have no innate instincts."
"But your fist really looks like"
Before Seventeenth Generation Lei Ming finished speaking, Yang Mo interrupted him angrily: "Stop talking nonsense! You are my defeated general now!"
As soon as Yang Mo said these words, Lei Ming immediately became honest, stopped saying anything, and followed Yang Mo stupidly.
After following for a while, Yang Mo turned around again and said rudely: "Can you stop lowering your head and blowing on my neck? It's sticky and stinky!"
"Oh!" Lei Ming promised, and quickly walked to the left, no longer walking behind Yang Mo, for fear that his breath would hit Yang Mo's neck.
Yang Mo was surprised. Is this guy sick? He was beaten up by himself, but he still followed him stupidly. So he simply walked to the roadside, found a stone to sit on, and asked, "Lei Ming, why are you following me?"
"According to the rules, if you beat me, I must obey you from now on." Lei Ming replied very honestly.
After hearing this, Yang Mo shook his head helplessly, thinking that this other world is really backward in thinking. No wonder those losers can thrive when they travel to other worlds. It turns out that it's not that they are great, but that the people in other worlds are too stupid. !
"But I don't need a follower? Can you go back and forth wherever you want now?" Yang Mo said, pointing forward.
"Oh," Seventeenth Generation Lei Ming nodded a little aggrievedly, and then walked to the west.
He walked a few steps, and Yang Mo suddenly remembered something and asked quickly: "Do you know which way the human tribe is going?"
When Lei Ming heard this, he quickly came over with a smile on his face, and said quickly like a mangy dog: "I know, go east, pass through our tribe, then go over Tanggula Mountain, and then cross the Brada River. Pass, we¡¯re here.¡±
"Uhsounds complicated." Yang Mo frowned and muttered.
"It doesn't matter, I will lead the way for you, and I will send you there. I also know that there are many spar in Tanggula Mountain. I found a spar treasure house there when I was a child, but I didn't tell anyone." Lei Ming quickly claimed the credit, as if he didn't know anything about it. I don¡¯t want to leave Yang Mo.
Yang Mo was surprised, why is this tauren so stupid? He won't leave even if he is asked to leave. Isn't this sick?
"Why do you have to follow me? Didn't I already ask you to go back?" Yang Mo asked strangely.
"Because this is the rule of our Barbarian Bull tribe. If we challenge the other party, if we lose, we must become slaves to the other party. If the other party does not agree, we have to return to the wilderness to protect the gods, lose the right to reproduce, and will never be extinct from now on. There will be eighteen generations of thunder and nineteen generations of thunder." Lei Ming said sadly.
Yang Mo broke into a cold sweat after hearing this rule, thinking it was too feudal. Then he said in confusion: "But I am not a member of your tribe? Besides, no one else will know?"
"God knows that if I escape, God will punish the entire Barbarian tribe." Lei Ming pointed to God and said with great piety.
After hearing this, Yang Mo felt that there was really no way to convince this guy. His belief was too firm. It's almost to the point of being insane.
But Yang Mo thought about it when he first came to this foreign world. It would be good to have a local as a guide.
When you get to the human world, you can challenge this guy again and lose on purpose.
With this thought, Yang Mo accepted the follower: "Okay, then you follow me first, let's go to the human world."
"Okay! Master." Lei Ming roared very excitedly.
Yang Mo is not used to being called master.But how could a young man with modern education have such decadent feudal thoughts? Although it was quite satisfying to be called master, he still corrected his words; "Don't call me master in the future, call me master." President or General Secretary of the country.¡±
Although Lei Ming did not understand the meaning of these two titles, he still chose to obey unconditionally, and then chose a three-character title: "Yes, General Secretary."
Yang Mo felt even more relieved to be made general secretary. He patted the tauren on the shoulder and praised: "This little comrade must work hard, study hard, and make progress every day, okay?"
"Okay!" Lei Ming responded with a loud voice, feeling more powerful than the honor guard of the three armed forces.
This gave Yang Mo a sense of accomplishment, and he even wanted to shout: Comrades, thank you for your hard work. But in the end he held it back, because he knew that with his incredible IQ he would not know how to reply: Thank you for your hard work, leader, serve the people!
After sitting for a while, Yang Mo asked Lei Ming to lead the way and asked some questions in his mind while leading the way.
"Lei Ming, do you know where the Xuanyuan family is?"
¡°I don¡¯t know, General Secretary, aren¡¯t you from the Xuanyuan family?¡±
"I lied to your high priest."
"Oh, so that's it. But we will definitely know it when we go to the human world, because the Xuanyuan family seems to be very famous among humans."
"Are crystal stones only useful to humans?"
"Well, we can't eat it even if we hold the crystal. Although there is a lot of energy in it, only humans can refine it. We orcs all rely on our natural instincts. If our talents are high enough and our instincts are strong, we can be very powerful. They are all gifts from God." Lei Ming said piously: "I feel that my potential has not been fully developed, I should be able to be stronger, I can definitely break the record of 30,000 combat power set by the eleventh generation Lei Ming."
"What do you mean by several generations?" Yang Mo couldn't help but ask one more question after hearing Lei Ming talk about the eleventh generation of Lei Ming.
"Our ancestor is the first generation of Lei Ming, and it is passed down from generation to generation. My father is the sixteenth generation of Lei Ming, I am the seventeenth generation, and my son is the eighteenth generation."
"Is there only one thunder in a generation? What if your father gave birth to ten sons?"
"The strongest one is Lei Ming, and the others will change their names and become a generation." Lei Ming said proudly: "I have seventeen brothers, and I am the strongest. I am the pride of the family!"
"Oh!" Yang Mo nodded, feeling that the inheritance of the orcs was really interesting. It was clear at a glance who was the son and who was the father.
Since I have a companion, it is no longer so boring, although this tauren is a bit stupid.
After walking for nearly half a month, we finally arrived at Tanggula Mountain. As soon as they reached the foot of the mountain, Yang Mo heard the sound of fighting and quickly took Lei Ming to lie down in the grass to watch the battle.
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????: Two humans are attacking a tiger-headed man.
The tiger-headed man's moves are fierce, and every tiger attack is full of force, with a combat power of at least 10,000 points. The two human beings were very agile, and their constant turning around consumed the tiger-headed man's physical strength. Their real strength was far inferior to that of the tiger-headed man, but under this fighting method, they were not killed.
"Human beings are cunning!" Lei Ming muttered angrily from the side.
Yang Mo heard this and glared at him. He quickly changed his words: "Except the General Secretary, all humans are cunning!"
Lei Ming followed Yang Mo for more than half a month, and finally learned a little bit of wisdom.
At this time, the battle was still continuing, and the tiger-headed man's physical strength was gradually declining. At this moment, one of the humans suddenly threw out a sparkling object and hit the tiger-headed man, and immediately there was a distant explosion boom !
There is nothing random about the bomb, but it is colorful and radiant.
The originally swift and fierce tiger-headed man flew backwards after being blown away, fell to the ground, and vomited blood. No longer able to get up.
"What is this?" Yang Mo asked the angry Lei Ming next to him in confusion.
Lei Ming stared at the two humans fiercely, his eyes full of hatred, and said, "That's a spar light bomb. My grandfather, the fifteenth generation Lei Ming, died under a spar light bomb."
"Spar light bomb?" Yang Mo muttered silently, full of curiosity about this. The moment this thing exploded, Yang Mo felt that the combat power had reached at least 20,000 points, otherwise the tiger-headed man would not have lost his combat power in one blow. .
And at this moment, the human on the left walked up to the tiger-headed man arrogantly and stepped on the tiger's head with one foot: "Tell me, where did you get all the crystal stones?"
"Don't tell me!" The tiger-headed man is very tough.Angry, he held his neck and wished for death: "It would be a shame for me to fall into the hands of you despicable humans. Kill me if you dare!"
"Kill you? I won't!" The human chuckled: "The tiger skin you wear is a good thing, your blood is also a good thing, your bones are even better, and the raw stones in your body are even better. The best thing among good things, how can I kill you, hey hey hey!"
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Thunder roared and rushed out immediately.
Yang Mo couldn't hold him back even if he wanted to, so he could only watch him rush out. At the same time, he silently transports Mjolnir to its best condition, ready to join the battle at any time!
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