"No" Wenwen grabbed me, gently took off the silver mask on her face, looked at me with a slightly sad expression and said: "Forget it, the Xuntian Guild is just looking for you, Jiantian, since Now that you have found it, this guild has no meaning for its existence, and it doesn¡¯t matter whether I am there or not.¡±
"so what?"
"So" Wenwen waved her white little hand, and a guild badge appeared in her hand. She gently pressed the button on the back, and a small light screen suddenly popped up. Wenwen clicked on it quickly with her fingers. After a few moves, the light screen disappeared, and the guild badge in her hand was cracked and turned into ashes.
"No, onee-sama"
"sister"
"sister"
The boys and girls who had been on Wenwen's side immediately rushed over with tears in their eyes, surrounded Wenwen and howled loudly. The other half of the teenagers also stood there helplessly with expressions of guilt and sadness on their faces.
"Your mother's kiss I hate this kind of scene the most, Momojiji." I half-leaned on the wall and said to Kahn beside me.
"Isn't this simple?" Kahn smiled and handed me two nose clips that I wear when swimming.
"what?"
"Put it on for you and sister-in-law, and I'll help you drive away these people." Kahn smiled mysteriously, looking very sexy.
I shrugged and put one on Wenwen¡¯s nose in the sea of ??flesh in Rushan. I put the other one on myself and casually signaled to Kahn that he could start.
Kahn smiled and smiled at the others. Chen Mo and others immediately turned around and left. At this time, Kahn took out a basketball-sized balloon from his personal space, bumped it in his hand and said, "Get ready." Are you ready?"
I made a gesture of invitation.
Kahn pointed the mouth of the balloon at the crowd in front and released the rope.
Suddenly, a large amount of dark brown gas burst out from the balloon, instantly covering the entire corridor outside the auditorium.
I just felt a gust of dark wind blowing by, and this gas seemed to surround me with the force of covering up the sky and the sun. In an instant, my tears flowed down. I only felt that the pores all over my body were painful and swollen like needles, and my whole body was full of blood. Backflow is almost obsessive
Weakly grabbing Kahn's chest, I said angrily: "What did you put there? Why can I still smell a stench when my nose is blocked?"
"Fart" Kahn pointed to the extra-large clip on his nose and said, "Thanks to this thing, right?"
"Fart?" I looked at the dozens of fainted adventurers around me in horror and asked, "What fart is so powerful?"
"How did Andariel torture Queen Andariel after I drank a pot of croton? It's pretty good, isn't it? This is a precious collection from my youth," Kahn said with a proud look on his face.
"Your mother's kiss" The powerful wolf's perception system has now become a drag, making me almost unable to move. After all the effort, I dragged Wenwen out of the crowd, stumbling Walk toward the far end of the corridor.
"How's it going? Brother, you still keep your promise, right? If I say I'll help you drive away these people, I will definitely do it." Kahn pointed at the adventurers who were running towards both sides of the corridor in embarrassment and smiled.
¡°¡¡± At this moment, I don¡¯t even have the strength to raise my middle finger.
At this moment, a famous cross talk passage came to mind in my mind: Leek's fart stinks so bad, Japanese melon's fart stinks so much, Electric wire's fart stinks, Toad's fart stinks so bad, Debts are so bad in the sixth and seventh days of the year In the seventh year of the sixth year, the fart of the account is not waited for no waiting. Where is the fart?
But obviously, the jokes in "The Cowardly Dagu" are simply useless when used here. God knows what kind of madness idiot Karn got to get Andariel Now I feel like vomiting just thinking about this word.
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? I am a fucking idiot, I know that Kahn is a bastard who has never been in tune, and I still believe him
Thinking about it now, this guy has always spoken in a carefree manner Wow, I just told you not to cause trouble in Old Man Zhuge's mansion, but now he just threw a gas bomb at his house.
Your mother** kiss
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At the end of the chaos, I still couldn¡¯t survive the frightening poisonous gas and finally fainted.
When I woke up, I was shocked to find that there was water all around me.
As a high-level adventurer, I naturally would not panic because my whole body was immersed in water. I slowly opened my eyes, and what I saw was a piece of snow-white foam.
After struggling for a while, I stood up and found myself lying naked in the bathtub.
I don¡¯t know how long I soaked in the bathtub, but there was a kind of fragrance on my body.The smellit really made me burst into tears. I thought I would spend the rest of my life surrounded by that stench.
After taking a look at the luxuriously decorated bathroom, I casually took the bath towel to cover it and walked out.
What I didn¡¯t expect was that five people, including Wenwen, were outside the room. She and three others were punching and kicking Kahn who was trapped on the cross.
Hearing the sound of the door opening, everyone turned around. Seeing my bare chest and hair still dripping, the two women turned away with blushing faces.
"You finally came out and kissed me, they beat me" As soon as he saw me, Kahn was so excited that he couldn't help crying.
"Why did you hit him?" I asked curiously, pointing at Kahn.
"You still say? Isn't it because of you?" Chen Mo said angrily: "Do you dare to believe what he said? This gas bomb can indeed drive away those children, but you have never thought about what happened to this guy Kahn. How can there be a weapon with low lethality? Andariel is known as the Queen of Poison. Even the poison gas on her hands can kill people invisible, let alone the one in her stomach?"
"Yes, he is so brave and you actually went crazy with him. If Chen Mo and I hadn't rushed into the poison gas to rescue you in the end, you would probably have died in it," Lao Niu turned around and said.
I suddenly felt aggrieved and said: "Who thought this guy would go crazy? He released poisonous gas that is at least as powerful as a blue-level skill. I am also a victim, okay?"
Li Lian'er smiled and said, "Yes, Brother Huo was so smoked that he didn't forget to take off the clip on his nose and put it on Sister Wenwen. He is such a good man."
Her words made Wenwen blush, and the pink color spread to her neck.
"Well, I think you all misunderstood one thing." I waved my hand to interrupt what Niu Tou was about to say, took out an mg3 heavy machine gun from my personal space and said, "I mean, this bastard is such an idiot, no If you want to kill someone who is not enough to anger the common people, it is better to use a gun than to hit them with your fists.¡±
As I said that, I pointed the muzzle of the heavy machine gun at Kahn and smiled: "Dear captain, we will inherit your legacy, so goodbye."
"Slowly" Kahn looked like he was crying and immediately became serious: "I have a reason for doing this."
"What reason?"
"I see." After being silent for a while, Chen Mo's eyes lit up and he said with a smile, "You said that the power of the poisonous gas can reach blue-level skills, right?"
"That's right." I nodded, and then an idea flashed
It turns out that this guy is not really reckless and crazy. He actually has a profound meaning in doing so.
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