I never believe that a person is eternal. Just as Superman's eternal red pants will become wrinkled, the actor who plays Batman will also change with age.
When time stopped in Wenwen's cry, I suddenly felt horrified and the hair on my body exploded. This frightening feeling was far more terrifying than facing the Hulk Freddy Diavolo Levos Helgados. fear.
It is precisely for this reason that I sadly discovered that if there is only one fear in this world that I can never get rid of, it is the fear of a little boy towards the girl he loves deeply.
Men with this phobia are commonly known as henpecked washboard men, endophobia patients, and computer motherboard devourers
And unfortunately I am this kind of man.
So when Wenwen, the gun girl, roared, my body involuntarily rolled down the stage and returned to her side. My speed and agility were comparable to those of The Flash.
What greeted me was a necklace composed of large black and red beads and magatama.
"What is this?" I asked, pointing to the magatama on my chest.
¡°You¡¯ll know when you drop a drop of blood!¡± Wenwen¡¯s eyes showed a sly smile.
¡°¡¡± Just looking at the eyes makes me itchy~~! how did you do it?
I subconsciously cut my index finger and smeared the blood on the magatama, and then I saw Wenwen cut her finger and pressed it on the same place.
¡°Then a burst of heartbeat connected the two of us, and I could even hear the beating of her heart clearly.
After a long time, the excitement stopped. I strangely picked up the necklace that hung down to my chest and looked at it. I asked curiously: "What on earth is this?"
"Yeah, I'm also curious, what exactly is this?" Kahn also asked strangely.
Only Li Lian'er suddenly thought of something and whispered something in Chen Mo's ear, which immediately made the man's eyes filled with tears, his cheeks bulging high, and he looked like he was about to laugh to death.
Wenwen looked at me with a smile on her face and said word by word: "Huo Jian Tian! Sit down for me!"
When she said the word "sit down", I suddenly felt a huge force coming from my neck. This force was at least ten thousand tons. Even with my strength, I couldn't support it at all. My whole upper body was deeply stabbed. After entering the wooden floor, I couldn't get up for a long time.
With my face buried deep in the mound, I could vaguely hear the conversation between Wenwen and Kahn.
"Huh? What a cool thing! What the hell is this?"
"Hehe, this is the item with a priority of 95. It's called 'Inuyasha's Word Spirit Bead'. It works! If you have watched this animation, you should know that it is a item that prevents the other party from acting randomly."
"Huh? Priority 95? What a cool thing!"
"Huh? I remember that that prop can only be used if both men and women truly love each other, so there is a blood contract so you have really been in love for a long time!" Li Lian'er's voice sounded at this time.
"Actually, this problem can be seen from the fact that Huo ran back when Mrs. Pao shouted just now, right?" This was Chen Mo's voice.
"You can't say shit! God says: Love is long-suffering and kind" The voice of the bull head.
After being hung by the necklace for more than ten seconds, I felt my neck loosen, and my body suddenly lifted up and sat back on the ground. The next second, I was already using the claws of both hands to cut outwards with all my strength. Necklace.
"It's useless!" Li Lian'er said behind me: "Although that thing is made of ordinary materials, it is connected with the blood and love of the two of you. You can break it if you want, but one of you must die. , or there is no more love between you."
I looked at Wenwen resentfully: "Why are you bothering?"
Our classmate Pao Niang¡¯s face is probably already flushed at this moment, but because she is wearing a mask, we can only see that her big watery eyes are about to burst into tears.
Seeing that she was so shy that she didn¡¯t reply, I could only pat my butt and stand up. I resignedly stuffed the necklace into my clothes, then glared at Rocard Jade who had been watching the joke in the distance, and sat back on the chair.
After sitting back in my seat, I heard the whispers between Lian'er and Wenwen sharply.
"Hey, Wenwen, how do you know he still loves you?"
"Tell you quietly, I have another item, Snow White's stepmother's magic mirror! It can answer all questions whose strength does not exceed your own level. Jiantian is only the peak green level, so just ask the magic mirror , you know it!" Wenwen's voice sounded a little happy. Huh? I thought everyone would think that I was a blue-level adventurer. My strength couldn't be worse than that of a blue-level mid-level adventurer, right? How did Wenwen do it?
Sure enough, Lian'er's surprised voice came: "Huh? Isn't he a blue-level adventurer? I always thought he had reached the intermediate blue-level and became a captain!"
"Of course not. Although he already has the strength to face the peak blue level, he is indeed just a peak green level adventurer! From the day I got the magic mirror, I will take time every day to see his growth!"
"Pfft!" I almost choked to death on my own saliva. Is this woman kidding? If it's really like what she said, then wouldn't I be looked at nakedly every day?
"Ah? Is the magic mirror so powerful? What about when Huo enters the dungeon?" Lian'er said in surprise.
Wenwen smiled and said: "Of course you can't see through it when you enter the dungeon! But Jiantian doesn't always enter the dungeon. This guy, although he seems to be very diligent, and there are many bad rumors in the new world, as if he is the end of the dungeon. It¡¯s the same as everyone else, but in fact it didn¡¯t even enter the dungeon when it was wandering around in the New World for two years!¡±
"" I looked at Wenwen who was having an ear to ear with Li Lian'er in surprise. As she said, it has been at least nearly three years since she obtained the magic mirror? In this case, didn't she already obtain such a heaven-defying thing as the magic mirror less than two years after entering the new world? No wonder Old Man Zhuge said she was a woman favored by fate.
Just as I was eavesdropping on the conversation between the two women with complicated thoughts, the old man Zhuge Liannu on the stage coughed twice and said: "Everyone, since the farce is over and you have no idea of ??quitting, then I will announce that this time It¡¯s the mission!¡±
After listening to his words, I turned my head to look at the number of people who had withdrawn. Unexpectedly, only a few people chose to retreat after the two nightmares of me and Rokar Jade appeared. Most people still sat in their seats unwaveringly. This made me couldn't help but ask Kahn, who was sitting next to me: "Why do so few people quit? Are they no longer afraid of the threat of death?"
Kahn smiled and said: "Of course not, but the reward for completing the task this time is a divination opportunity from Master Zhuge. This condition is really tempting."
"Eh? Is that old man really that stupid?"
"Of course, let's put it this way, Master Zhuge's divination can save two lives in a matter of minutes. The greatest value of his divination is to measure whether a guild's efforts and gains in the next large-scale operation are proportional, and it is dangerous. Degrees and other side tasks can also be calculated by divination. To put it simply, Master Zhuge¡¯s divination is equivalent to a cheat cheat for the dungeon strategy, do you understand?"
"I see!" I nodded and said: "But since we have reached this situation, and we are already destined to fight with Rokar Jade in the dungeon, why do they still want to fight between us, Rokar Jade, and the God of Death? What about entering the dungeon under triple threat?¡±
Chen Mo, who was sitting on the other side of me, sneered: "This is exactly why these adventurers dare to enter. If it were only you or Roger Calder, they would definitely give up this opportunity rather than risk their lives." , but now that we are facing him, these adventurers naturally feel that this is an opportunity to sit back and watch the fight between tigers and tigers!"
Then, he glanced at the strong man in front of Leivos in the distance and said: "If my guess is correct, as long as those adventurers enter the dungeon, they will definitely surrender to Hagenbas' men and let us fight. Fighting to death, maybe even if we decide the winner then, they will still come and reap the benefits!"
"Eh? By the way, I just remembered something. Since things have developed to this point, why don't you, Kahn and Chen Mo, leave? Especially Kahn, you just said so righteously and asked us to retreat first. Now Instead of taking your time?"
Kahn laughed and said: "What a joke! How can there be people in our death squad who are greedy for life and afraid of death? Since you are at odds with Rockard Jed, then it is us who are at odds with him! We have never been afraid, since the enemy is running wild , let¡¯s serve him wine! How can life be joyful and death be painful? If you can¡¯t fight the enemy to the death, how can you deserve to be born in this world?¡±
His words were loud enough to be heard by the entire auditorium, causing the adventurers around to express envy. Of course, there were also a few people who were commenting on him.
There was a cold snort, and I knew it was Rocar Jade without even looking. He turned his back to him and gave him the middle finger. I looked at Chen Mo and the others and said, "Aren't you going crazy like him too?"
Chen Mo sneered and said: "Huo Huo, you take us too lightly, don't you? We are all peak adventurers, and you are still first level than me. There is no reason why I would be afraid of someone you are not afraid of! What's more, since After joining the death squad, even if we haven't met each other?You are nothing but shit in my heart, and now I regard you as my brother! In the new world, those who abandon their brothers will be despised by everyone! Do you seem to have trapped me in an unkind and unjust way? "
Niu Tou said from the side: "Yes, Huo, you are too unkind to say that! Although before we met, I always thought you were a Sangbiao troublemaker and a third-level character, and after meeting you, I still I think you are a scoundrel, but this does not affect my recognition of my brother! Now that you have made enemies, how can I abandon you?"
Li Lian'er said with a pink face: "Brother Huo, although I have always been frightened by your reputation before I met you, I always prayed that I would not meet you in the dungeon, and even if I did, after you die, I will never save you. But after seeing you, I know that I am wrong. Although Brother Xi, you are reckless and rude. The smell of tobacco and alcohol is disgusting, and the murderous aura in you is disgusting. But what I know is that you are a real villain and a bastard who is the best friend, so people will not abandon you!"
My face is full of black lines
Your mother¡¯s kiss, what on earth do you want to say? Please don¡¯t add so many adjectives to words that should be touching and heart-warming, okay? Do you want to scold me or highlight your greatness?
"Isn't rude?" A cold snort came. Wenwen, who had obviously been upgraded to the role of a cannon wife, sensitively captured a certain word from Li Lian'er's words, and then pointed a small steel cannon at me and said: "Say! What on earth are you doing to me? Lian'er is rude?"
"Please! Is this the time to worry about this? What's more, am I the one who casually and rudely explodes my anus to other women? The most intimate contact I have had with women in these years is only you! It was you who exploded last time How many times in the anus Hey, why is your muzzle flashing? Wait! What I mean is that in this life I will only explode your anus. This proves that you are the only one in my heart Wait, I mean I won¡¯t blow your anus in the future, at least I won¡¯t blow it with my fingers"
"Destroying shot!"
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"Wenwen, I was wrong, please forgive me" I apologized in disgrace as I ran back from the hole in the auditorium. Because my strength was compressed, this time I was not blasted out as casually as before. kilometer.
"Huh?" When I returned to Wenwen, I was shocked to find that except for the boys and girls named Wenwen Sister, all the adventurers, including old man Zhuge, looked at Wenwen in surprise.
"Uh Could it be that I said the words "explode your ass" too loudly just now?" In this hall that was so silent that a pin dropped could be heard hundreds of meters away, my voice seemed to be really real. It seems a bit bigger.
"Destroying shot"
I sat back on my seat, carefully and without saying a word, sitting back like a kitten Just like I did in "Underworld", under other circumstances, there would have been more than a dozen wolves killing me. In the past, when faced with Wenwen who was knocking me away with one shot after another, I couldn't even raise my anger at all. I actually had a little secret joy in my heart I'm getting more and more perverted.
"The power to break the rules!" A loud roar sounded. Zhuge slapped his hand on the chair and pointed at Wenwen with trembling fingers and said, "You actually have the power to break the rules!"
"What is the power to break the rules?" I asked curiously.
Kahn next to him also held Wenwen's small steel cannon with excitement on his face, not caring that the black muzzle was pointed at him: "Sister-in-law! You actually have the power to break the rules? I'm so moved. 5555 Join Suicide Squad! Although idiot Huo is still just a reserve team member, I can make an exception and directly accept you as a formal team member, enjoy five insurances and one housing fund, take half a year off every holiday, and have the right to refuse to be called at any time, eighteen years a year A monthly salary, and a personal bodyguard, a bodyguard, a masseur, a waiter, and a thorn of Avogadro. Such a huge profit and such kindness, how can you refuse? Hurry up and join our death squad! Join now You can also enjoy a 50% discount on hiring team members for your private reception. We have a variety of varieties here, including blind men, bears, perverts, monsters, butchers, ghosts, and hulks! Isn¡¯t it a great value? The breaking price is only 998 Bah , as long as you join, these are yours!"
While I stepped on the already incoherent Kahn to the ground, and crushed him with my feet together with several others, I asked Chen Mo, who also looked a little excited, strangely: "What is the power to break the rules?"
Chen Mo said with a rosy face: "The power to break the rules is this power that allows the user to not abide by the rules and use their energy arbitrarily! Our priority skills have obviously been banned, but Sister-in-law Pao can use that Knocking you away with one move proves that she has initially mastered the power to break the rules! Am I right?? "
"Well" Wenwen lowered her head slightly, as if the title "Pao's Wife" was useful to her, and nodded gently.
"Is this ability really awesome?" I asked strangely.
"More than two words can describe it: awesome? That's simply" Niutou was also very excited. He thought about his vocabulary for a long time before giving up unwillingly, and praised: "Very awesome!"
"It is said that this kind of power can override all rules and restrictions. In front of it, priority is simply scum. Just imagine if your attack can easily break through other people's barrier shields, defensive props, priority defense skills, And cause direct real damage. How strong are you? If your power can attack directly from outside the dungeon to the inside of the dungeon, how happy would you be if you hit the enemy who can only be depressed but unable to fight back? If your defense can ignore all attacks. With the negative effects attached and only receiving basic attack damage, how resistant will you be to being beaten?" Kahn stretched out his face from my feet and said excitedly.
Well, listening to what he said, it seems that the power to break rules is indeed a very awesome ability. No wonder even a guy as awesome as Rokar Jade has a look on his face, and the remaining adventurers are even more so. A look of envy, jealousy, and hatred.
I quietly reached out and took Wenwen's little hand. Although she struggled slightly, she was still held tightly by me.
Seeing that she didn't resist too much, I held her tightly in my arms. While arrogantly thinking that these losers showed my wife's right to belong, I gently breathed into her ear with my mouth, letting her petite body A slight tremor.
"Wenwen, please don't reveal this to the public in the future. Let those idiots envy you. From now on, when we go home, you can teach me quietly in bed!"
Wenwen¡¯s body tensed up when I said that, and then she leaned against me and gently squeezed the tender flesh around my waist with her small hands - I don¡¯t know if it was because I had thick skin or she just didn¡¯t use any strength, but it didn¡¯t hurt anyway.
"Disgusting! Who wants to go home with you? Still still in bed"
Her coquettishness made me excited, and I kissed her earlobe gently: "Don't be so shy, our hearts already belong to each other, don't we"
Wenwen¡¯s earlobe was bitten lightly by my teeth, and her body could hardly stand.
The embarrassed Kahn stood up from behind me and suddenly said loudly: "Huh? Sister-in-law still seems to obey Huo's words. Do you think her body has become limp after being played with by him?"
"Go to hell!" Li Lian'er's voice came, followed by another fist and kick attack.
Wenwen was held in my arms with peace of mind, her body was slightly hot and she did not dare to raise her head.
After a while, I finished the fight and heard Lian'er's voice: "Huh I'm so exhausted. By the way, from what the captain said, it seems that Brother Huo is indeed very skilled in sex! "
"" Wenwen's body suddenly straightened up.
I laughed loudly and said: "Don't mind, Wenwen, in fact, compared to this, my anus-exploding skills are even more"
"Destructive shot! Destroyed shot! Destroyed shot! Huo Jiantian! Give it to me! Sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down!"
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