In the summer afternoon, it is hot and windless. On a few street trees with drooping leaves, the hot cicadas are still desperately burning their short life force, which makes people even more irritated. txt full set download
"Hahahaha!" In a slightly messy room in the xxx university dormitory, a shirtless and wretched young man wearing boxer shorts was laughing arrogantly at the computer screen in front of him. In the room without air conditioning, there were only three electric fans blowing the wind.
Ordinary looks, ordinary figure, temperament uh, what is that? ! Well, this person who is obviously in a state of ecstasy is named Zhang Zhengfan. When he was young, he was considered to be extremely talented and intelligent, but after he was admitted to a first-class prestigious university, his moral character was like that of Wang Xiaoer during the New Year, each year was worse than the last! Sometimes people really can't help but wonder whether he went to college or whether college went to him.
This summer vacation, Zhang Zhengfan did not go home in the name of working. As for what kind of job he does? God knows.
Since yesterday afternoon, this kid got a computer host from nowhere and returned to the school dormitory, his excitement has been burning. The enthusiasm is so high that the temperature is much higher than the temperature in the stuffy dormitory in the summer!
Actually, this computer host is a server of a well-known online game. It was decommissioned due to some minor problems. Zhang Zhengfan spent a lot of effort and effort to find a way to get it. The purpose is to set up a LAN connection within the dormitory and enjoy the GM addiction in the game. Hehe, using a genuine server, it will be absolutely fun to play!
Although Zhang Zhengfan has been playing this online game for a while, due to various reasons, he was nicknamed "Baicai" by the animals he played with - both white and vegetables. This has always made Zhang Zhengfan, who has a good reputation, always grudge, and is determined to completely impress the animals in the dormitory after the summer vacation. It seems that if he takes the right path, he will not be able to achieve his wish in this life, so this kid started to take the wrong path and set up a server to become his own GM.
Good gm! In the game world, GM is God and the symbol of invincibility! Especially the programming gm, that is to control the wind and rain, life and death! There's nothing GM can't do!
Now in front of Zhang Zhengfan, this online game that Zhang Zhengfan has complained about for a long time is running quietly - an elf mage who is also shirtless and wearing boxers is standing quietly in the center of the screen, with short silver hair, and occasionally shaking his head to make small movements. .
"Mage, right?" He typed the keyboard quickly and looked at the mage on the screen who had spent a lot of effort on designing and modifying it. Zhang Zhengfan smiled so hard that he couldn't see his teeth: "Hmph, wait until these beasts come back and let them go." Let them see what a real mage is! When they see what it means to beg me, I won¡¯t even look at them, how dare they call me!"
Ignoring Zhang Zhengfan¡¯s chirping, let¡¯s take a look at the basic attributes of this first-level mage¡ªthe five basic attribute data of strength, agility, endurance, intelligence, and spirit are: 50000, 55000, 55000, 80000, 80000. ( )
Uhwait, mage? ! Are you sure this is a mage? (In normal games, the maximum value of each attribute of a first-level character does not exceed 15. Even at full level and with all top-quality equipment, it does not exceed 13,000.)
¡°Obviously Zhang Zhengfan, who is in a state of madness, will not explain it to us. Let¡¯s look at other attributes.
Melee status bar: damage 95000-135000? (Are you sure this is a mage?), Speed: 0.5, Strength: 65000, Critical hit: 100%, Hit rating: 50000, Accuracy rating: 50000. (Are you really sure this is a mage?)
Remote status bar: damage, speed (temporarily blank, remote weapon required), strength: 60000, critical hit: 100%, hit rating: 50000. (Is this really a mage?!)
Spell status bar: damage bonus 150000, healing bonus 150000, critical hit: 100%, hit rating: 65000, haste rating: 50000, mana regeneration 65000 every 3 seconds during combat, (uh, mage!)
Defense status bar: Armor: 150000 (you read that right, really!), defense level: 50000, dodge 150%, parry 100%, block: 100%, toughness: 55000.
Looking at the attributes alone, this is just a boss, and it¡¯s a big boss. It¡¯s definitely not a mage anyway.
"Well, this skill is good, let's learn one!" Zhang Zhengfan, who was in front of the computer, was selecting the skills he liked from the sea of ??gm super skills, and then assembling them to the mage.
Well, let¡¯s take a look at a few of his choices first:
GM passive system: immunity: magic, immunity: physics. (It is said that the GM skills are these two perverts, super bug level, equivalent to turning on god mode, completely invincible!)
(Author: If you do this, is it still interesting to play games?
Zhang Zhengfan: You also know that I am the one playing games? Why didn't you say anything when the game hit me? Let me tell you, it's a rip-off"Drama, if I don't trick you back, what a big loss to me?" Am I worthy of the genuine server I got back? Wait a minute, it seems that I am not immune to curses and poisons yet! This game maker is so useless, why don't you make an immunity: negative status? Forget it, I still have to learn one myself, um grn one. Author: I wipe it! Read on. )
??Dual weapons? Bow specialization? Full weapon specialization? Full magic specialization? ! (Damn it, people can¡¯t be so shameless!)
GM active skills (can be used if you have a blue career, and the most annoying thing is that most of them do not consume mana!)
Attack system:
Ancient Ice Arrow: Infinite distance, instantaneous, no CD, 1000+ damage.
??Ice Lock: Infinite distance, instant and no CD, freezes the target, making it unable to move, attack, or cast spells.
Ice Shield: Instant cast without CD, immune to all spell interrupting skills, actively absorbing damage, and disappears after absorbing 99999998 points of damage. (You read that right, I counted it, it¡¯s eight digits!)
Ice Barrier: Instant cast with no CD, immune to all damage for 20 seconds. During this period, the caster cannot move, attack, or cast spells. (A good thing for Yin people, the train can be pulled very long)
Frost Nova: Instantly cast without CD, causing 8000+-11000+ points of frost damage to enemies within 40 yards around the player, and producing a freezing effect, reducing the enemy's attack and movement speed by 80%.
Powerful Ice Cone: Instantly cast without CD, causing 8000+ points of frost damage in a cone area 40 yards in front of the caster, and reducing the target's movement and attack speed by 50%.
Blizzard: 100 yards range, instantaneous, no CD, requires guidance, creates a blizzard within 60 yards, causing 9500-13500+ points of frost damage to the target every second, lasting 20 seconds.
(It seems that this kid is still playing an ice mage. Tsk!!)
Healing Department: (You read that right, it is the Healing Department. There is really no limit to shamelessness!)
Yuan Neng Mana: Instant cast without CD, directly restores 550,000 mana to the caster.
Yuaneng Vitality: Instant cast without cd, the caster's own health is instantly filled.
Healing Hand: Instant, no CD, restores all physical strength of the target. (This is the legendary single plus instant full!)
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(These are real GM skills that make people want to die, and the boss is completely in tears!!)
Buff system: (I¡¯m speechless, see for yourself!)
Melee buff: Instant cast without CD, increases the target's attack strength by 25,000 points, and increases all target attributes by 20%, lasting for 30 minutes.
Remote gain: Instant cast without CD, increases remote attack strength by 25,000 points, increases all target attributes by 20%, lasts for 30 minutes.
GM Dispersion: Instant cast without CD, dispels all negative spell effects on the target.
Underwater Breathing: Instantly cast without CD, the target can breathe underwater for 30 minutes.
Flash technique: instantaneous, no cd, unlimited distance. (The original text of the skill explanation is so sweaty! The actual effect is that it flashes wherever you click on the screen.)
Invisibility: Instant, no CD, invisible, lasts 15 minutes.
Fallen Light: Instantly cast without CD, curses the enemy to fall. Within 10 seconds, your attack will increase the damage by 50,000 points, which can be stacked 10 times. (Super abnormal curse skill!)
Range damage 50k: The name is the explanation of the effect. It is also instant and has no CD. It is centered on the caster and is effective within a radius of 45 yards. (A super weapon for group killing, the effect is extraordinary! If you add the Corrupted Light you will be a boss even more than the boss.)
As for buffs such as Blessing of Power and Power Words, that¡¯s a whole school that didn¡¯t run away! And if you want to learn the most advanced ones, it would be too embarrassing for GM if you learn the low-level ones!
After picking and choosing for a long time, Zhang Zhengfan clasped his chin and thought for a while, smiled evilly and learned the GM super-type fireball, explosive bomb, flame storm, flame nova, arcane missile, arcane barrage, magic explosion, gm Lightning Bolt, GM Chain Lightning, Windseeker's Tears and several other dazzling and cool instant skills without CD. Of course, masters of riding skills and cold flying will not be left behind! Finally, the guy nodded with satisfaction and said with a smile: "Now you can pretend to be another profession, let's do it!" (Bullshit, you already know you are a GM, who are you pretending to?)
Finally, it¡¯s time to add equipment. With so many abnormal skills, Zhang Zhengfan is not too worried about the equipment. It¡¯s just that you have to get 15 of the legendary 36-space space bags to be satisfied. 4 can be carried with you. 7 buying bank positions, and 4 left to give away. Hey Hey!
Finally, life skills: cooking, fishing, archeology, first aid, professional skills: enchantment and alchemy, after a few lines of commands were typed, all skill proficiency points were increased to 1000 (for the 525 skill points that were once resented, Zhang ZhengfanI despised him fiercely. ), get all the recipes and formulas, hahahaha!
Okay, after thinking about it for a long time, it¡¯s time to test its power.
Zhang Zhengfan controlled the shirtless mage to charge a mana dragon and raised his hand to fire an ancient ice arrow. With a "swish" sound, the mana dragon immediately turned into a bead and fell to the ground, making Zhang Zhengfan laugh happily. (Do you dare to be more stupid and shameless?!)
When Zhang Zhengfan was about to take on a mission and play in the next dungeon, the screen suddenly froze.
"Isn't it?!" Zhang Zhengfan tapped the keyboard and shook the mouse. Unfortunately, the mage on the screen remained motionless.
"I'll wipe it!" Zhang Zhengfan raised his middle finger to the sky: "I have expected this situation, sir, I immediately backed up! You want to play with me, hahahaha!"
Laughter, he still had to restart obediently. When Zhang Zhengfan stretched out his foot to poke the power button on the server with his toe, a blue arc suddenly shot out from the chassis, directly following Zhang Zhengfan's toe and rippled through him with a "crack" sound. whole body.
"Leakage of electricity?!" Zhang Zhengfan wailed in his heart, and his vision went dark.
(Note: Friends who have played stand-alone online games know that the stand-alone GM is really good and powerful! As long as it is data, there is nothing that cannot be changed! The basic attributes of Shenma and the talent points of Shenma are all clouds clouds Infinite yy)
yyMy lost passionate youth Haha, the kid is back to report! The little devil is growing up smoothly and is in a great mood!