But now Zhou Zhandong has purchased the copyright of "Shoot and Sneeze". Then Huang Lianpeng can't say that anymore. If he said it again, it would be a 'copyright infringement'.
Huang Lianpeng couldn't say anything else. He happened to sneeze when he fired the gun. For a moment, he didn't know what to say. But Huang Lianpeng is a "smart" person. After a little thought, you will have a countermeasure.
"Hey! Director Huang, you also get sleepy when shooting! This is really unheard of!" After hearing what Huang Lianpeng said, Zhou Zhandong laughed at him again.
"This, Chief of Staff, you don't know anything. I didn't sleep well last night!" Huang Lianpeng put the gun away, then turned to look at Zhou Zhandong.
"You didn't sleep well all night, so why did you go there?" Zhou Zhandong was a little confused. I wonder if Huang Lianpeng played cards and gambled money again last night. So I didn't sleep well. After all, all the government officials knew that Huang Lianpeng liked gambling.
"What! What time is it now? How dare I gamble! You don't know that the army commander has already issued an order. If anyone dares to gamble in the army, as long as the army commander catches him, he must be severely punished! How dare I risk the disapproval of the world!" After hearing Zhou Zhandong's words, Huang Lianpeng just said that he didn't dare to gamble now. After all, there was a military commander in their special operations brigade, so how could he dare to gamble again!
"That's why! It can't be with your wife¡ª¡ªthat! I'm so tired that I haven't slept well all night!" Zhou Zhandong knew that Huang Lianpeng's wife was quite beautiful, so he often had sex with Huang Lianpeng. Wife¡¯s joke. Now that Huang Lianpeng said that he didn't sleep well, he was naturally making fun of his wife again.
"Haha! Chief of Staff, what are you thinking about? As for that matter, how can I not sleep well all night? Yesterday, my wife and I had nothing to do with that matter. We have quarreled again in the past two days. She simply refused to let me Touch her!"
Huang Lianpeng saw Zhou Zhandong making fun of him, so he joked that he had been having a conflict with his wife these past two days. In fact, he is talking nonsense. There's nothing like that.
"Hey. Then why? You didn't have a good night's sleep!" Zhou Zhandong was very puzzled after hearing Huang Lianpeng's words.
"It's nothing, I just thought about participating in the instructor selection competition today. So I didn't sleep well all night!" Huang Lianpeng actually said that he didn't sleep well because of the military assessment. This made Zhou Zhandong even more puzzled.
"Isn't that what it is? Isn't it just a military assessment? The cadres of our agency are definitely not as good as the cadres of other companies. Is there any need to compare? As for you can't sleep!" Zhou Zhandong was even more puzzled. "No, I think my results yesterday were pretty good. So I thought I would be able to do well today. So I didn't sleep well. Today I thought I would do well again. If the commander is happy, Then it is possible for me to be the instructor of the cadre recruit company!
It turns out that Huang Lianpeng actually had a sweet dream to be the instructor of this cadre recruit company. Just because his shooting score was excellent when Brigadier Gao assessed them yesterday, this made him start to have wild ideas.
"Ouch! Director Huang, your results yesterday were just a matter of luck. It's not your strength, why do you have such a dream? Are you too unrealistic? Cheng Daming and Xiao Liang are both They are the military elites of the entire special operations brigade. If you want to compare with them, how is it possible?"
Zhou Zhandong felt very ridiculous when he saw that Huang Lianpeng actually had a dream to be the instructor of this cadre recruit company.
"Hey. Judging from today's assessment results, I really have no chance. But last night, I really had a dream. I dreamed that I got an excellent score in live ammunition shooting. When the commander was happy, he said he wanted me Be the company commander of a company of cadre recruits!"
Huang Lianpeng told the truth, although he didn't really dream. But he really had this idea. After all, what if I could become the company commander of a cadre recruit company? That means that I will not have to endure hardship in my future life as a cadre and recruit company. more importantly. Given this opportunity, the military commander will definitely promote him.
But now it's all over. He now has a second ring. What else is there to do? He originally wanted to use this live ammunition shooting to improve his overall score. But now it seems. It was simply impossible for him to improve his performance any further.
"Okay. Huang Lianpeng, you don't have to think about being the instructors of the cadre recruit company. That should be Cheng Daming and Xiao Liang as soon as possible. You can only be a soldier." Zhou Zhandong saw that Huang Lianpeng still wanted to be this cadre. Instructor of the new recruit company, I feel like this guy is a little unrealistic.
"Bang!" While Zhou Zhandong and Huang Lianpeng were talking, Zhang Shan next to Huang Lianpeng fired another shot.
His shot was still not very good. That¡¯s just a six-ring mark.?Although it is an improvement over the previous one. But this doesn't make much sense. He has fired four rounds now, and there is only one bullet left. No matter how good his is. Then it is impossible to get good results. It may be difficult to even pass the test.
"Ah, why is it the sixth ring! Why can't I hit it well!" Zhang Shan looked at his target with some annoyance, wondering if the target reporter made a mistake!
"Hey, Huang Lianpeng, stop talking. Let's fight quickly! Zhang Shan has fired again." Zhou Zhandong saw Zhang Shan and fired again. Then he wouldn't say anything to Huang Lianpeng. This is just a shot.
"Ah, it's also the sixth ring!" Zhou Zhandong also thought that if he took another shot, it would be better than Zhang Shan's. But now he actually scored a six-ring, which is really strange! The results of the three of them are always about the same!
"Oh! Chief of Staff, you just got a six-ring ring!" Huang Lianpeng saw that both Zhou Zhandong and Zhang Shan had a six-ring ring. He felt that he must surpass them this time.
"Damn! What's wrong if we get six rings? If you have the ability to get ten rings, show us." Zhou Zhandong looked at Huang Lianpeng and laughed at himself, so he in turn provoked Huang Lianpeng.
"Humph, isn't it just ten rings? Look at me, I'll give you another ten rings to show you." Huang Lianpeng said, and at the same time he fired another shot.
"Bang!" Huang Lianpeng also shot.
But something strange happened. Huang Lianpeng actually got a six-ring ring. This thing is really evil. This time, all three of them were about the same. This time it¡¯s almost the same!
"Hey, Huang Lianpeng! How about it? Now it seems that the three of us are of the same mind! Why do we always get the same shot?" Zhou Zhandong now saw that Huang Lianpeng also had a six-ring ring, which felt very strange. Strange.
"Haha, yes! Three people work together. Their power is as strong as gold! Next time, the three of us will definitely be able to fight well." Huang Lianpeng saw that he also got a six-ring, which was quite proud, and he thought, this The three of them can definitely achieve great results again.
"Come on, the three of us will have one last shot. Let's see who shoots better." Zhou Zhandong now saw that all three of them had six rings. Then I would like to compare it one last time.
"Okay, the final decisive battle begins!" Huang Lianpeng was also ready. He thought that no matter what, this last shot would definitely be better than that of Zhou Zhandong and Zhang Shan.
"Okay. Let's begin the final battle!" Zhou Zhandong was also very excited. I thought I would be able to do it well this time. No matter what, you have experience!
Zhang Shan didn¡¯t say anything, he just silently aimed at the target.
"Bang bang bang!" These three people fired almost at the same time.
But this result made these three people dumbfounded. Because all three of them saw their last shot. The target shooters all drew the same big circles on their three targets.
"Damn! How is this possible! All three of us have zero marks!" Huang Lianpeng couldn't figure it out when he saw that all three of them had zero marks.
"Yes! What's going on! How can the three of us all get zero marks! This is impossible! Then there is such a thing!" Zhou Zhandong was also very puzzled now.
"Yes! This is really evil! How is this possible! We have fired four times. Only the chief of staff accidentally missed the target just now, but Huang Lianpeng and I have always hit the target. How is it possible this time? It¡¯s a miss!¡±
Zhang Shan was also very puzzled. He never thought about his last shot. It turned out to be a big egg.
"Yes! How is this possible! It's impossible for the three of us to all get zero marks!" Huang Lianpeng muttered again. After all, this is too strange. It¡¯s so puzzling!
"No, I have to ask the target reporter if they made a mistake. How is this possible! Even if one of us misses the target, it makes sense. But all three of us missed the target, is this impossible! "
The more Zhou Zhandong thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong. Then I want to ask the target reporter.
"Okay. Chief of Staff, you are the eldest of our three lieutenant officers. Then go and ask the commander for instructions, and go to the target shooter to ask about the situation. See if they are wrong. This is the last shot. That is the decision. Can we pass? If they make a mistake, as long as we hit the target, then our results must be considered. It is still possible to pass!"
Huang Lianpeng now thinks that although he did not perform well today. But it¡¯s not like you¡¯re failing! There must be something wrong with this!
"Yes! Chief of Staff, you should ask the Army Commander for instructions, otherwise, our results will be a foregone conclusion. If we don't ask the target shooter now, there will be no evidence at all after a while. ah!"
Zhang Shan also thinks what Huang Lianpeng said makes sense. Zhou Zhandong is asked to ask the army commander for instructions immediately.
"Okay, then you wait, I'll ask the military commander for instructions." Zhou Zhandong had no choice but to get up from the ground after hearing what Huang Lianpeng and Zhang Shan said. Then he came to the army commander with his fat body shaking.
"Hey, Zhou Zhandong, why are you running here alone!" Zhu Xiangjun was watching the first group fire live ammunition. Now Huang Lianpeng, Zhou Zhandong and Zhang Shan have finished fighting.
But Cheng Daming, Xiao Liang and Zhang Donghai have not finished fighting yet. According to the regulations, each group will be assessed, so you can't just finish the game alone and then get up. That will have to wait until everyone in the group has finished playing. Then we can get together. Back in the queue.
But now Zhu Xiangjun sees that Cheng Daming and Xiao Liang have not finished fighting yet. But this week Zhan Dong came running over. That made him a little confused. Before Zhou Zhandong could speak, he asked Zhou Zhandong first.
"Report to the commander, the three of us have finished shooting. But I feel that the target reporter reported the wrong target. How could the last bullets of the three of us be all zero rings!" Zhou Zhandong looked very anxiously now. Looking at the army commander.
"Ah, the last bullets you three fired were all zero rings." Zhu Xiangjun also felt a little strange after hearing Zhou Zhandong's words.
Just now, Zhu Xiangjun was watching Cheng Daming, Xiao Liang, and Zhang Donghai shooting target. He didn't pay much attention to Zhou Zhandong and Huang Lianpeng at all. After all, Cheng Daming, Xiao Liang, and Zhang Donghai are all military elites, so when it comes to live ammunition shooting. It's not ten rings, it's nine rings. It is simply impossible to achieve a score of five and six rings. It is even less likely that there will be a joke like missing the target.
Now if we want to see this live ammunition shooting, of course it depends on the competition between the masters. Doesn't it look more exciting that way? Who wants to see those ordinary people who can only get five and six rings!
Just now, Huang Lianpeng, Zhou Zhandong and Zhang Shan fired three shots almost at the same time. But Zhu Xiangjun really didn't pay much attention to the three of them. I didn¡¯t pay much attention to their results. I don¡¯t know the final link between the three of them. That was all off target.
"Yes! Commander, the last bullets fired by the three of us were all zero rings. Isn't it strange? Even if our level is not very good, then one of us might have missed the target. How could it be possible for three of us? They all missed the target!"
Zhou Zhandong could now tell the commander about the strange things the three of them had encountered.
"Ah, that's it! This is a bit strange!" Zhu Xiangjun felt very strange after hearing Zhou Zhandong's words. Is this impossible? He felt that what Zhou Zhandong said made sense. Although the level of the three of them is not very good, they will not all get zero marks. Isn't this unreasonable!
"Commander, I wonder if the target reporter just reported the wrong target. Didn't they see it clearly?" Zhou Zhandong now blamed the target reporter. I think someone must have given them the wrong target.
"Ah, you mean that the target reporter reported wrong results for all three of you." After hearing Zhou Zhandong's words, Zhu Xiangjun felt that he was suspicious of the target reporter and reported all their results wrong!
"Yes! Commander, if they don't report the error, then how can it be possible that all three of us have zero rings? Is this impossible!" Zhou Zhandong now suspected that the problem was with the target reporter.
"You said it's the target shooter's problem. Of course that's possible. But the key now is that all three of you have zero rings. Then you can say that the three target shooters have reported errors. All three of them have zero rings. Did you see clearly the shooting results of the three of you? Isn¡¯t this strange? It¡¯s also unreasonable!¡±
Zhu Xiangjun also felt a little strange after hearing Zhou Zhandong's words. This is not only the results of the three of them are strange. The thing about the target reporter reporting the target is also very strange! How is it possible that all three of them reported the wrong target?
"Commander, we don't know about this. Or maybe the three of them didn't see clearly the results of the three of us! So they all reported the wrong target!" Zhou Zhandong now believed that it was the target shooter who reported them. The results were reported incorrectly.
"Okay. Since you said that, can't we just ask the target shooter?" After hearing what Zhou Zhandong said, Zhu Xiangjun had no choice but to say that. You can only ask the target reporter about this matter. After all, no one can explain it clearly now, so let the target reporter explain it. What happened to the three of them? Why did Zhou Zhandong, Huang Lianpeng and Zhang Shan get zero marks?
"Yes! Commander, I came to report to you because I want you to join me?Ask the target shooter and see how he explains it. "Zhou Zhandong was certainly happy when he heard that the army commander also said that he wanted to ask the target reporter. After all, this is what he wanted to say to the army commander!
"Okay, let's go together!" Zhu Xiangjun said as he and Zhou Zhandong walked towards the target.
When Zhu Xiangjun walked to the target platform. When he came to Cheng Daming, he made a pause gesture to him. Just ask him to stop shooting for a while. He was going to the target to see the target announcers and the others!
"Hey, Zhang Donghai, Xiao Liang, let's stop shooting!" Cheng Daming saw the commander making a gesture to him. Then he should quickly tell Zhang Donghai and Xiao Liang to stop aiming. After all, now the military commander is here to order them. Then how dare they not listen!
Zhu Xiangjun saw that Cheng Daming, Zhang Donghai and Xiao Liang had placed their guns on the target platform and were no longer aiming. Then walk in the direction of the target with Zhou Zhandong.
"Hey, Cheng Daming, why did the army commander go to the target area with Zhou Zhandong! What are they going to do!" Zhang Donghai now heard Cheng Daming telling him and Xiao Liang to stop aiming. When they looked up again, they saw the military commander walking past them. Then I asked Cheng Daming a strange question.
"I know that! Anyway, the military commander just made a pause gesture to me, so I quickly told you two to stop aiming. As for why the military commander asked us to pause, you have to ask the military commander. I don¡¯t know.¡±
Of course Cheng Daming didn¡¯t know why the military commander asked him to pause. After all, the military commander didn't explain anything to them. Just made a gesture to them. Then he went to the target position.
"Ah, something happened. Someone hit the target, right?" Zhang Donghai was still asking Commander Cheng Daming why he was at the target. Now Xiao Liang suddenly said something quite scary.
"Xiao Liang, what are you talking about! Is your target reporter injured? Is your bullet deflected? Then the target reporter was injured!" (To be continued, please search Piao Tian Literature, novels Better updates faster!