I have never been on such an adventure as this one.
I don¡¯t know why, but I have been passively beaten from beginning to end. The speed at which my vitality pours out of my body is like the morning river that flows continuously all year round, surging and pouring out. I was like a pool with the plug pulled out. No matter how I defended myself, I couldn't stop the bright red source of life from flowing outward. The only thing that could ensure my survival was to pour in a large amount of blood faster than the spurt of blood. life potion. Every time I was beaten with a stick and had to risk choking to fill a large bottle of life potion that was as viscous as snot into my esophagus, my eyes were filled with tears of affection - these potions were really It tastes so damn bad!
Something doesn¡¯t seem right about what happened here. There is something abnormal that seems to have been overlooked by us. I shouldn't be so weak and powerless. I should be able to do more than just hang around and get beaten. Indeed, my movement speed is greatly restricted here, and this group of brutal barbarians always bully others - of course, the more important thing is that the so-called "comrades" and "companions" around me "I really can't find a reliable guy - but none of this should be the reason for my complete inaction.
You know, in the many adventures I have experienced, the opponents I have encountered are no more friendly than these Bigfoot natives, and I have also faced a group of enemies of a higher level than me many times. I have never been so forced as I am now. You have to have no power to fight back, but you can always retain some room for counterattack, and even become an important attack point - you know, in this plane of time and space, the balance of power always maintains a delicate balance: no matter you No matter how high or low your level is, when facing opponents of the same level, the results you can achieve will always be roughly the same.
But now, I am being forced by a group of idiots who are generally one or two levels below me to be too distracted to resist - this obviously goes against the underlying common sense we all know.
I feel like something is wrong, and I believe it's us who are the ones who go wrong - and the annoying thing is, there are so many things going on in this damn world that tell us that it's always us who are the ones who go wrong Myself - So I held my head and stuck my butt out to enjoy the taste of the sticks, while I calmly looked at my comrades and thought about the root cause of this embarrassing dilemma.
Then, I discovered the crux of the problem.
"Master President" I hissed miserably towards Fei Yin who was not far away, "Have you noticed that there are still some missing people among the companions you have summoned?"
"Ah, have you finally discovered it too?" Fei Yin was busy raking out a few copper plates from a savage corpse while dancing, while looking at the high-grade ores with a dark yellow color scattered on the hillside, she felt heartbroken. The ground answered me, "If we had known there were so many fine gold mines here, we should have brought a miner here"
A mouthful of angry thick phlegm stuck in my throat, almost suffocating me to death.
"That's not what I'm referring to!" I shouted hysterically. While raising the shield with my left hand, barely resisting the heavy blow from the top of my head, I stretched out my trembling right hand to point at the unreliable guys around me. , "Haven't you discovered it yet? You found a person with acrophobia who is frightened when he steps on a brick, a mechanical maniac who likes to bury the most vicious traps under his own feet, and you found a The gunmen who want to provoke all the savages on the mountain, plus you, an ice mage wearing top-notch equipment worth more than 200,000 yuan, who only loses 70 points of life when you hit people - thank God there is one who was not beaten to death with a big stick. Sooner or later, he will choke to death from the potion. In short, there is no doubt that it is the poor warrior who was killed by you Have you never thought that bringing a healing professional might be a little bit helpful to our dangerous journey? A small favor?"
Yes, that's what I'm referring to. I have participated in this kind of collective adventure dozens of times, and there have been bumpy journeys full of dangers. I have also faced sieges by a group of enemies above me several times, but no matter which time, I have never been able to do so. Just like this time, there wasn't even a companion around who knew even the most basic healing spells. You know, although the combat effectiveness of these weak field doctors is not very good, for a crisis-ridden adventure, their existence and ability often determine the life and death of the entire adventure team.
An excellent healer can relieve the sharpest attacker in the team from worries and kill with all their strength. It can free up the defenders' combat power and allow the shield-wielding warriors to contribute with their swords. Most importantly, they It can ensure that the entire team has the ability to continue fighting, and even if it goes deep alone, it will not fall into despair
The help that an excellent healing professional brings to an adventure team is by no means as simple as four plus one equals five; on the contrary, it is not uncommon for a team to have a sad ending of five minus one equal to zero due to the lack of healers. Such an important character does not have a place in our team - no wonder the battles we have encountered in recent times have been so difficult and tragic.
"As for my doubts, Fei Yin's answer was:
"This mission is quite special. Bringing the healing profession is a waste of quota."
"Then what should we do now" Looking at the endless stretches of indigenous villages on the mountain ridges in the distance, there is obviously no romantic and heroic feeling of revolutionary heroism in the heart of the Yangtze River Delta. "My There are only thirteen bottles of life potion left. If we fight all the way as we are now, I'm afraid I won't even be able to get halfway up the mountain before I'm skinned and deboned to make a big pot of fragrant spicy fat offal soup. A group of long-haired fat men chewed their bones into a pair of dregs"
As he said this, the half-orc who was obviously hungry still clicked his lips and swallowed hard, as if he had already smelled the alluring half-orc virginity gradually emanating from the boiling soup pot. Subtle body fragrance.
"Don't worry, your end won't be that miserable" I retorted confidently.
"How do you know? Is there any good way you can help us overcome this difficulty?" Yangtze River Delta looked at me expectantly.
"No! I mean, they don't have a pot at all" I was filled with despair and sadness. I couldn't help but cry together with the fat half-orc who had lost his mind. "We can only be held in the fire by them." Just bake it and eat it"
Yanzhen looked at us who were thinking about how cooked we would be roasted, then looked at those fat white-haired men who must have a good appetite judging from their size, and shook his head thoughtfully:
¡°¡How do you know they don¡¯t like to eat raw food while it¡¯s fresh?¡±
"You just don't have any potions anymore. What's there to be afraid of" After hearing our pessimistic remarks, our president narrowed his eyes and looked at me innocently, with a trace of red lips showing. A shallow smile - did I see it wrong? There seemed to be a string of crystal saliva hanging from the corner of her mouth, which made me think involuntarily, "I am a roasted whole lamb being served to the table." Deep awareness:
"You don't have it, I have it!" As she said this, Lady Fei Yin raised her hands and took out two dozen red and purple "large bottles of powerful life potion" from her backpack. This is just the beginning. Our senior ice magician waved his arms excitedly, dragging large and small bottles filled with potions of various colors out of his backpack in bundles, and soon they were piled up. A mountain almost more majestic than Mount Kokla - or so it seemed to us. While she was exceptionally skillful in dividing different varieties and types of potions into several small piles, she delivered a passionate speech:
"This is the largest bottle of powerful life potion. One bottle can replenish 1,500 points of vitality. It is so powerful that one bottle is worth five bottles. After drinking it, your waist will no longer hurt and your legs will no longer hurt. You will feel more energetic for anything you do. ; This is an ordinary dose of powerful life potion. Although the vitality restored is not as strong as that of a large bottle, it is cheap. On average, each copper plate can restore five points of vitality. Its high cost performance is the highest among all kinds of life potions. Who knows? Who knows? At the critical moment, how can you not have fighting spirit? This is the fighting spirit restoration potion that each of you needs very much. It can instantly restore the 120 points of fighting spirit value and ensure that your combat skills can be used smoothly. It is definitely your home. Essential medicines for killing people while traveling; these are magic potions that restore magic power, blue bottle potions, delicious potions, this Although none of you are professionals who use magic to fight, this potion is beautifully packaged, fashionable and simple , the shape is full of the most popular apple style nowadays, with extremely high ornamental value and collection value, and the taste is fresh and smooth, you will be out if you don¡¯t try it"
In our infinite admiration, our president seems to have found the value of his life and devoted his limited life to unlimited street hawking. Although there were only at most three and a half potential consumers around us, including us and Xian Geyayi, Miss Feiyin showed a professional ethics and professionalism that are far beyond the ordinary level of a strong business woman, and she spoke eloquently and passionately. The introduction lasted for about ten minutes - of course, if it weren't for the fact that the Sasquatch people couldn't communicate and were indeed pitifully poor, I have no doubt that Lady Fei Yin would have piled all the stuff on the floor without hesitation. The potion and our heads were sold to this group of cannibals who didn't know whether to spit out the bones or not.
"President" I raised my hand in embarrassment, finally interrupting her impassioned speech.He said, "I guessyou probably won't give these things to us for free"
Unexpectedly, our president categorically rejected my guess: "Wrong! In order to repay the long-term love of our members for our president, and to celebrate the tenth anniversary of Taiwan's return to the motherland, I specially launched a trade union pharmaceutical exhibition and giveaway event. During the gift giving activity, I will provide the medicines needed by members at cost price, and if you buy two bottles, you will get one for free. Buy more and get more for free, while supplies last, don¡¯t miss this opportunity, hurry up if you want to buy"
It sounds like our president has shown her compassionate heart once in a thousand years, which makes me feel that her conscience, which has been plated with a thick layer of gold, has left a soft gap.
"How much does a bottle of this cost?" Yangjiao asked, pointing to the pile of "large bottles of powerful life potion."
"One gold coin and sixty silver coins per bottle." Fei Yin nodded with a smile on her face and looked at her subordinates with squinted eyes, almost flatteringly.
"What? The drug store only sells a bottle for one gold coin!" Yangjia shouted, with an expression as if he had been bitten by a vicious dog.
"That's the drug store price, not my event price." Fei Yin immediately stopped smiling and looked at the half-orc shadow thief with an indifferent expression.
"Didn't you say to sell at cost price?" The Yangtze River Delta argued hard.
"Yes, the transportation cost is also included in the calculation. I am a girl, carrying so many and heavy potions from thousands of miles away to come to this place where the birds are silent and the flowers are not fragrant. I even urinate. Is it easy for me to be in a ghost place where everyone will be frozen into popsicles? Shouldn¡¯t the transportation costs be included?" Fei Yin said confidently.
"I" The half-orc shadow thief was speechless for a moment, stammering and speechless. After a long while, he said harshly, "at worst, I die here, go back and resurrect, buy enough potions and come back again" His voice became weaker and weaker, and he was not confident at all.
"Humph" Fei Yin sneered twice, raised two slender and soft eyebrows, and glanced at the Yangtze River Delta with contempt, "you have to figure it out clearly. If you go back to resurrect, then what did you use on the way just now? All the dropped potions will be in vain, and you will have to walk one side of the road after you come back, and you will have to consume so many more potions, plus the repair costs required for the wear and tear of the equipment after you die. Is it so expensive to buy it? My medicine is expensive? If you think it¡¯s more cost-effective to go back, just go back. We are all waiting for you here"
"Iyou" Yangjia stared angrily at the profiteer in front of him, then turned back to look at the Sasquatch walking on the hillside in the distance. I guess it was really difficult for him to distinguish between the two. Which creature is more ferocious. The most Sasquatch can do is gnaw away our bones and chew up our skin and flesh, but our presidentshe really wants to drain our blood, sweat, lungs, water, stomach acid, insulin, lymph, squeeze out the oil. I won¡¯t give up even if I come
Soon, Yangjia's eyes were filled with a gray color, and there was no trace of life. His face was ashen and stiff, filled with depression and despair for this world. He looked up at the sky. There was a haze in the sky, making it impossible for the warm and bright sunlight to illuminate the frozen land.
For a moment, a look of determination flashed in the half-orc's eyes. He once again looked at the three Sasquatch patrolling in the distance, then turned around and looked at this vast land and our friends who had fought side by side with him again with great nostalgia, gritting his teeth and heart-broken. , brandishing a war hammer and dagger, he rushed forward without hesitation, shouting as he rushed:
"I can't survive this life. I can't live anymore. I'll fight them. At least they eat people and spit out their bones. If you eat them, you won't even be able to leave any residue"
We watched our half-orc friend embark on this final journey of his life. The obese shadow thief, who was accustomed to attacking people behind the scenes and hurting people with despicable methods, burst out with a bravery rarely seen in his life when he was desperate for life. When the three savages discovered his existence and strode towards him, he did not use the "Stealth" skill to hide his figure at all. Instead, he bravely but clumsily rushed forward and was attacked head on. The savage at the front gave a hammer, and then stabbed the dagger hard into the opponent's stomach. But the bravery of the half-orc shadow thief ended here. The three savages who were suddenly attacked quickly reacted and surrounded him with big sticks. I will teach you this lesson one by one. Unreasonably offensive intruder. The wailing sounds of the orcs "awing" kept coming from the front, and the shrill screams were really sad to hear and make the listeners shed tears.
A minute later, the Yangtze River Delta rolled and crawled out of the siege of the savages, and then rushed towards us again at a speed much higher than the speed it had rushed past. As it rushed, it shouted: "Mr. President, after passing After my deep thinking and on-the-spot investigation, I think it is more promising to follow you. Oopsit hurts so much.?¡I¡¯ll buy it, I¡¯ll buy it. No matter how expensive the potion is, why don¡¯t I just buy it?¡Help¡¡±
Soon, the Yangtze River Delta, which we had managed to save from the chaos, stood in front of Fei Yin again. Facing the role of life and death, the half-orc rekindled his infinite desire for life. He hurriedly took out a large number of gold coins from his backpack and put them into Fei Yin's hands, and then quickly took them from her hand. After passing a large pile of potions, he hurriedly stuffed them into his backpack as if he was afraid that she would regret it¡ªor that she might raise the price¡ªand then he breathed a sigh of contentment.
Looking at the gold coins in her hands, Fei Yinle beamed from ear to ear. She stuffed all the gold coins into her backpack, leaving only two in her hands that were beating against each other, making a "ding-ding" sound of metal collision. Then, she turned around, looked at me with a smile on her face, half-bowed and asked me very kindly: "Sir, what do you want?"