"If you run away again, I will rape you," the magic carpet yelled loudly. At the same time, its speed increased sharply and it quickly rushed in front of the spirit sword.
Spirit Sword was startled and really didn¡¯t dare to move anymore.
Magic Carpet laughed and said, "Miss Baobao, look at it. She doesn't dare to run away, right? She must have been conquered by me, right?"
"I'm dizzy, so that's alright. I think I'm frightened by you, an old pervert," Han Baobao curled his lips.
In fact, this is also true. This spiritual sword is basically an innocent girl. When did he hear such shameless words? He was instantly suppressed. His soul flew out of the spiritual sword. He was shaking with anger and pointed at the magic carpet. He said angrily: "You gangster."
The magic carpet also appeared, but the difference was that he was not a young monk, but a standard old pervert in his fifties or sixties. His pair of wolf smoke scanned the girl's body unscrupulously and indiscriminately, and he kept chirping in his mouth. After a moment, he said: "You are right, I am just an old gangster, what are you doing?"
"You are shameless. The girl can't find any curse words. In fact, she doesn't know them at all, she only knows a few words.
"Everyone knows this, let's change it to something new," the old pervert said with a smile.
"You, you, if you dare to do obscene things to me, my master will never forgive you. The girl seemed to have remembered something and mustered up the courage to scold."
"Tch, how powerful can your master be? Do you know who I am? Innate Spiritual Treasure Demonic Carpet, you should be able to think of who my master is, right? By the way, you don't know, but judging from your appearance, it shouldn't be Stupid, you can totally think of what kind of person can have a spiritual treasure like me. Magic Carpet curled his lips and said. "What he said was true. Although this girl's master is powerful, she is definitely not an opponent at the level of Han Baobao's ancestor.
The girl has also heard some legends about innate spiritual treasures. Feeling the innate spiritual energy on the magic carpet, her face changed slightly and she felt sad in her heart. Is this the master she admires? Who said that all Xiantian Lingbao are indomitable heroes? If the other party did not show such a face, the girl would be willing to commit herself to him, but now her dream is shattered, and the status of Xiantian Lingbao has plummeted in her heart.
"Don't come here, or I will die in front of you," the girl said decisively. He had already made up his mind. He would rather be broken than destroyed.
Magic Carpet¡¯s expression finally changed. He didn¡¯t expect this to be the case. She has revealed her identity as an innate spiritual treasure, why would she say such a thing? Magic Carpet was puzzled. It stands to reason that I am equivalent to a royal family. As long as I wave my hand, there will be countless spirit treasures screaming and waiting for my favor. What is going on? How crazy is this girl?
Magic Carpet probed: "Are you sure what you just said was to me?"
The girl did not answer, but stared at him with a pair of fire-breathing eyes. If eyes could kill, she would probably have died countless times.
The magic carpet suddenly became disheartened and waved. Astronomy.com! "
The girl was stunned, and then a trace of sneer flashed across her face, and she said, "You want to take advantage of my unpreparedness and attack me, right? Let me tell you, even if I die, I won't help you, you old pervert."
The expression on the magic carpet became even darker. It seemed that he had been hit hard. Hearing this, he turned around and left, disappeared into the magic carpet, and fled the place quickly with Baby Han.
On the road, watching the planets flying away like lightning, Han Baobao rarely laughed at the magic carpet. He patted the magic carpet and said softly: "It's okay. There are no grasses anywhere in the world. Why should you fall in love with a flower unrequitedly?" ?You still have many opportunities."
The magic carpet was silent.
Han Baobao continued to persuade: "People are despised by others when they are alive. Look, you have been despised by me for more than a thousand years, but you are still not full of vitality. Don't be so depressed? People will not adapt to it."
The magic carpet remained silent.
"Hey, her not telling you only means that she has no vision. She will definitely regret it in the future. We can't give up the entire forest just because of her, don't you think? Han Baobao said softly."
The magic carpet still didn¡¯t speak.
Han Baobao got angry this time and cursed: "You will be fined if you don't eat the toast, right?"
He waved his hand and scattered a few thunderbolts, which hit the magic carpet hard. The magic carpet was in pain and hurriedly screamed: "Sister-in-law, what are you doing?"
"Oh, you are playing with me, you are looking for death! Han Baobao's airway." Since he still feels pain, it means he is not decadent. This is Han Baobao's way of judging. According to his understanding, if His heart was filled with despair, so physical attacks no longer worked. If the magic carpet knew that this was Han Baobao's method of identification, he would probably be knocked to death. What kind of thing is this???Discrimination method.
"No! I was thinking about something just now, and Magic Carpet said hurriedly."
"You want to fool me again, right?" Han Baobao drew out a few delicate fire lotuses in his hand and hung them above the magic carpet.
"No, absolutely nothing. Just now I thought that since neither of us knows the way, the Spirit Sword should know it! We should ask clearly before leaving, the magic carpet said loudly."
"Well, you're right! No, Baby Han suddenly remembered something, and a few delicate fire lotuses immediately burned onto his body.
A scream like a slaughtering pig came from the chaos, and the magic carpet said in horror: "What are you doing? Why did you burn me?"
"What do you think? Han Baobao said angrily, if it weren't for your bad thinking, we would have found our way home now. It's better now. Everything is over. What do you think we should do?"
The magic carpet immediately turned around and flew back the way it came.
Another fire lotus was poured on the magic carpet, and Han Baobao cursed: "I made you fly so fast just now. Now, if you can catch up with me, Han Baobao swears to torture you for the rest of his life."
¡°What if we can¡¯t catch up? Magic Carpet asked weakly.¡±
"Then I will kill you," Han Baobao said grimly.
The magic carpet immediately shuddered and ran away as if lifeless.
In the vast chaos and unknown places, the two of them had no idea that they had entered the territory of the demon clan. In fact, ordinary monks can't find it at all because it is too far away, but what is the magic carpet? It is an innate spiritual treasure! When he first got lost, he vowed to Han Baobao that the world was round and that as long as he flew in one direction, he would be able to find his way home. This is theoretically correct, but where can you find a straight line in the vast chaos? Especially after seeing some strange space creatures, they got further and further away from their destination, and finally fell into complete confusion.
Today I finally saw a spiritual sword. What does this mean? It means that the other party must know the way home. The truth is the same, but they don't know that what she knows is the way to the demon clan.
¡°Maybe the magic carpet is really lucky and he really found the spirit sword.
He showed up again, which frightened Spirit Sword so much that Spirit Sword trembled and said, "What else do you want to do?"
Han Baobao did not let the old pervert speak, but said himself: "We are lost here, can you help us lead the way?"
Hearing this request, Ling Jian immediately relaxed and said, "Okay, you follow me!"
Han Baobao said happily: "Thank you, Xiaomo, let's go."
Halfway through the journey, Lingjian remained silent, but the old pervert couldn't help but said, "Little sister, do you have any ideals?"
Han Baobao looked up at the sky with disdain on his face and said to himself: "This guy talks about his ideals. I really despise him. He has no innovation at all."
In view of the majesty of the other party, Spirit Sword still replied: "Yes, my ideal is to protect the master well."
¡°This doesn¡¯t count, I mean that. The old pervert is too embarrassed to point it out directly, so I can¡¯t tell you.¡±
"Which one is it? The girl asked innocently."
The old pervert is speechless, he can¡¯t just point it out directly! That would make me look too statusless, and this girl is too innocent, but I like her, the old pervert said happily.
Seeing the old pervert¡¯s eagerness, Han Baobao smiled and said, ¡°What he wants to ask is whether you have any plans to start a family?¡±
"Ah? The girl whispered." She is pure, but she is not stupid. Since the old pervert asked such a question, the purpose is obvious, so he immediately denied: "No, Xiao Dan's wish is to serve as the master forever ."
"That's it! What a pity," Magic Carpet sighed.
"What a pity? What do you mean? The girl asked confused."
"You must also know that there is a great gathering of spiritual treasures every million years. At that time, some capable spiritual treasures will be promoted to the quasi-innate level. Since you don't have this idea, forget it," Magic Carpet sighed. "
"I know about that grand event! It's just that my strength is not high, and it is not enough to meet the threshold of that conference," the girl whispered.
"Miss Xiao Dan, in this society, there are no absolutes. Your low strength may be due to the lack of years of practice. This cannot judge everything, the old pervert said."
As soon as he said this, Lingjian immediately said, yes, I just don¡¯t have enough time to practice. I believe that as long as I am given enough time, I will definitely be shortlisted. "After listening to the old pervert's words, her hostility towards the magic carpet became much less intense.
"But have you ever thought about whether there will be another hundred thousand years? The old pervert said seriously."
"What do you mean? The girl naturally heard the solemnity of Magic Carpet's words and asked."
"According to my estimation, an unknown battle is about to begin, and the time will not be too far away. Maybe this is the last chance to advance. There will never be such an opportunity again in the future. Think about it! If you miss this opportunity, you The level of your magic weapon cannot be improved. Not only can you not protect yourself, but you can't even protect your master. Isn't this sad? Magic Carpet said sadly. "
What he said is true, but his real purpose is debatable.
"Then what should I do? My master treats me like a sister, and I will not let him get hurt," the girl said anxiously.
"There is a way, and that is to participate in the Lingbao Conference, Magic Carpet said solemnly." In fact, he was laughing to the core. He had led the girl to the edge of the trap step by step. What he wanted to do now was not to push the girl away. A handful, but to let the girl jump down gratefully.
"But I'm not strong enough," the girl said anxiously.
"Maybe you don't know some unspoken rules. Innate Spiritual Treasures can recommend you. Magic Carpet said softly. In fact, I was joking with you just now. I was just looking at your character, girl. Now I have found out. Girl, you Your character is excellent and meets my requirements, so I decided to give you that spot. Magic Carpet said solemnly."
"Ah? The girl was surprised." She suddenly remembered what her master once said. Some peerless masters have weird tempers. It seems that he was deliberately testing his own character by being frivolous just now! It turned out that I had misunderstood him, but he still reserved the spot for himself regardless of past grudges. Such high-minded and upright seniors are rare!
In just an instant, the old pervert¡¯s status in the girl¡¯s heart skyrocketed, and finally reached the point of admiration.
¡°That¡¯s great, I really want to thank you, senior,¡± the girl said in surprise.
"No, it's my duty to promote the juniors. As long as you don't lose my people in the future, that's fine," the magic carpet said.
"Yes, Xiao Dan vows to practice hard in the future and never waste any of your hard work, senior. This junior has a request, and I hope senior will agree," the girl whispered.
"Ah! You said, the old pervert's hormones are rising linearly!
¡°I think if you don¡¯t dislike it, why don¡¯t you do it to me? The girl seems to find the following words a bit embarrassing and is speechless.
The old pervert almost jumped into the sky with excitement. He had perfectly explained everything about being noble and upright. What all this shows is that it shows her invincible charm. This innocent girl can escape from her grasp as long as she takes action. Quack, the old pervert laughed excitedly and said, "Don't be embarrassed! We will still be together for a long time in the future, what is there to be embarrassed about?"
"Baby Han patted his underdeveloped chest and whispered: "This is okay, I have to learn a little bit." I really don't know why she is learning this.
The girl hesitated for a moment, and finally said shyly: "How about I accept you as my father?"
The old pervert¡¯s laughter stopped suddenly, and Baby Han opened his mouth in surprise. This was so funny, Baby Han immediately burst into laughter.
The old pervert said angrily: "No, absolutely not."
"Why? The girl asked puzzledly, were you very excited just now?"
"That's because I thought, the old pervert hurriedly shut up, his lungs almost exploded with anger, what, you actually want to recognize me as your father, are you kidding me, am I really that old? Of course he can't say the following words I had no choice but to say, am I that old? You actually recognize me as your father, you seriously despise me, I'm angry."
The girl was startled. What the master said was indeed correct. Experts have their own quirks! But his reaction was too big! If you don¡¯t admit it, you won¡¯t admit it? The girl was extremely puzzled that he could be so angry.
How could she understand the old pervert¡¯s mood? Since the girl said such things, how could she achieve good things with her in the future? Isn¡¯t this obvious? Why am I the same as Baby Han? The old pervert thought sadly.
The girl whispered: "Senior, I'm sorry! Since you don't want to, just pretend I didn't mention it."
Han Baobao smiled and said: "No! I'll talk to Xiao Mo. I believe he just couldn't think about it for the moment."
The girl said in surprise: "Really? That's great, thank you."
The girl has her own ideas. If she really has something to do with the magic carpet, her chances of advancing to the quasi-innate level in the future will definitely increase a lot. I believe that for the sake of her daughter, he will definitely run for her!
Han Baobao sent a message: "Old pervert, why don't you agree?"
"Promise? What a promise? The old pervert curled his lips and said, what should I do to her?It's not like you don't know. I want to adopt her as my daughter. What will I do next? Where will I put my face if this gets spread? "
"Tch, are you saying you have no knowledge? Han Baobao shook his head."
"What? Is there any explanation for this? Magic Carpet asked with interest."
"Of course, you don't have to recognize your daughter, but you can definitely accept her as your master!" Han Baobao said softly, looking like you are so stupid."
"So what? I'm still a generation ahead of him," the old pervert said listlessly. The girl completely dispelled his enthusiasm. He even had the idea of ????finding another spiritual treasure.
"If you think about it, if she becomes your disciple, you will at least have countless ways to accomplish good things," Han Baobao said with a smile as he licked his little lips.
¡°For example, the old pervert was completely intrigued by Han Baobao.
"What do you think is the day when you are accidentally seriously injured and can only be treated with a woman's Yuan Yin? As an apprentice, what should she do? Moreover, the situation at that time was extremely critical. It only takes a moment for you to finish. Well, you think so? Han Baobao said hehey. "
Magic Carpet's whole body was shaken, and the look in his eyes when he looked at Han Baobao was completely different. It was actually admiration. The old pervert sighed and said: "It's true that the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and the waves in front die on the beach! Baby, you have surpassed In my realm, you will be my master from now on.¡±
Han Baobao said shyly: "Then why are you so embarrassed?"
Looking at Han Baobao¡¯s shy but fierce nodding, the old pervert was completely speechless. What is shameless? This is it! A role model for my generation! Suddenly he remembered one more thing. He could get Xiaodan with the help of his master's identity, so does it mean that Han Baobao could also get his master with his apprentice's status? The old pervert was immediately shocked by this idea. The more he thought about it, the more likely it became. Looking at the cunning Han Baobao, the old pervert had no choice but to suppress this bad premonition in his heart.
"Well, I thought about it just now and decided to accept you as my disciple? The old pervert said seriously."
The girl was shocked at first, and then said excitedly: "Xiao Dan thanked the master."
Han Baobao looked at the girl's pure appearance and sighed, hey, I don't know if she was sold, but it seems that she also took a lot of advantage, well, no matter, they are even, and there will be a good show in the future. Saw it.
"No, this, the master has something to teach you. The old pervert appeared. He looks a bit like a master now. The girl who saw it was filled with admiration, and she hurriedly appeared, respectfully Standing next to the old pervert.