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- While he was enjoying the high-end massage treatment, a paper crane swung towards the fat official.
Xiaoyou just reached out and took off the paper crane.
Feeling something moving on his body, the fat fat man who looked like a dead pig muttered in his mouth.
"Um?"
"Sir, a letter has arrived." Xiaoyou floated down from Fatty's body and unfolded the paper crane.
The other party¡¯s words were extremely polite: ¡°Butcher¡¯s Knife, it¡¯s not easy, I finally contacted you. My purpose is very simple¡¡±
The fat man smiled, being famous would naturally be beneficial. . .
Most people desire to become famous. Once they become famous, benefits will follow.
Since ancient times, fame and fortune have been a pair of Siamese twins, always intertwined. Few people can escape the temptation of fame and fortune.
Fatty himself feels a little surprised that becoming famous this time has brought so many benefits. . .
This guy who is transmitting the news knows all about it with his toes. He wants to take advantage of Fatty¡¯s current popularity and ask Fatty to endorse certain magic weapons. Everyone knows that in this golden age of cultivation, a household name like Fatty has more appeal than a celebrity, and his income is naturally mouth-watering.
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? off Exploration and treasure hunting at all. Often one advertisement can earn over ten million Jingshi
?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????: The third concubine Qiran, the number one female cultivator in the world, is actually worth a lot of money. The income is also considerable. For today's high-end cultivators, the dream life of a beautiful maid in a magical villa is by no means an empty lie.
Although this sentence has a bit of sexual content, it is more of a good wish. It¡¯s a pure ideal, isn¡¯t it?
In fact, this is not without reason. . . Existence is reasonable, and this is a natural trend of change that no one can change. Thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi. When the wheels of history roll over with great force, time will prove everything to future generations.
For example, football, on Earth, the sport of Cuju is, to put it bluntly, no different from sideshows. It is nothing more than a place for the rich and powerful to have fun. The social status of a Cuju player may not be as high as that of an old farmer. Who would have thought at that time that football would later become the number one sport in the world, with outstanding stars frequently commanding transfer fees of tens of millions of euros?
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????OUT At that time, in addition to their meager income, artists had an even lower social status. They were recognized as inferiors in that class society. However, since the 1970s and 1980s, artists have finally made a comeback. Their incomes are ridiculously high, and they have countless star-chasers who worship them
The same is true for the development of the world of cultivators. One day, history will definitely rectify the names of cultivators.
Fatty should be lucky that he has traveled to this wonderful era. . . The fat man in the past could only be considered a loser in terms of financial strength. But it was only in the past, and it was hard to say what would happen in the future. For example, now, the goddess of fate coquettishly lifted her skirt to the fat man.
In fact, this matter is not complicated. As long as **Fat and his collaborators sign a psychic book, that¡¯s it
Fatty: "Okay, how long?"
"One year." The other party said cautiously. He was not sure whether Fatty would continue to be popular in the future.
From time to time, some short-lived newcomers appear in the spiritual world. At first, they are as popular as kings, but they soon fade away, causing some companies that signed psychic books with them to lose a lot of money.
Fatty is self-aware. He is only a newcomer now. No matter how popular he is, others don't feel very safe. It is expected in a year. . . At the same time, this woman was a little happy.
There was no ink at the moment, the handsome guy was very straightforward: "How many crystals?"
The other party was stunned for a moment, and then praised: "It's great, I'm worthy of recruiting a real hero who defeated the masked heroine Qi Ran. I won't be embarrassed. Two million, you should know that this is the highest treatment that a newcomer can enjoy."
This price made the fat man's heart beat wildly. He did not bargain, but smiled lightly: "You just heard about the consecration of the Divine Mansion, right? If I say that the Star Reaching Divine Mansion is my private property, I can let you here. What about publicity?¡±
There was silence on the other side of the paper crane. The fat man was a little anxious, Niang Xipi. What does this mean?
After a long time, the other person finally spoke, a little out of breath and said: "Okay, fixed price, three million. This is the highest target just issued by the superiors. It cannot be higher."
The fat man smiled mischievously: "Deal"
"Okay, if there's no problem, let's make an appointment to come out and sign the psychic book There is my mark on the paper crane, as long as"
Hang up the paper crane and the fat man appearsMy hands are shaking a little.
The fat man felt a little depressed. He suddenly discovered a ridiculous fact: it seemed that he didn¡¯t know how to spend the huge sum of three million crystal stones
However, the handsome guy didn¡¯t show up, which seems to indirectly prove that he is really a simple person. Crystal stones were of little use to him, so he didn't mind marrying a concubine to take care of his small treasury.
There are always a group of simple and crazy people in this world. They may not know the prices of daily necessities, what it is like to fall in love, or even the use of crystals However, it does not hinder them. Becoming an absolute elite in a certain field is like being handsome and fat. . . . .
After a short ideological struggle, the handsome guy was in a good mood. He drank and sang all the way out of the divine palace.
"I am a madman of Chu, and I laugh at Confucius with my phoenix song. Holding a green jade staff, I bid farewell to the Yellow Crane Tower. I will never leave the five mountains to seek immortals, and I will enjoy traveling to famous mountains in my life."
The fat man danced and sang, drinking like water, and he was in high spirits. The black shirt on his body made a hunting sound in the wind, and he had a vague air of a swordsman.
He himself didn¡¯t know how these verses came into his memory, but they came to him casually. Putting on the Shura Sword, the Fat Sword Immortal slashed and chopped into pieces in the open space, which was quite a bit like an upright Sword Immortal slaying demons and demons.
"My lord is so majestic," the commander of the silver armor standing nearby cheered.
The elite soldiers under the command of Shining Armor are actually a bit virtuous. They are all able to speak human words. They all stuck their heads out and shouted in unison: "Your Majesty, Haohuacaiye, Haohuacaiye!"
This compliment is definitely not the little Lolita¡¯s catchphrase, but it has an allusion and comes from the third chapter of "Journey to the West". . . It is said that the Monkey King, the Monkey King, received the Ruyi Golden Cudgel from the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea. He wore a golden armor with a chain and a book, and a purple gold crown with phoenix wings on his head. He sighed and said, "Your Majesty, I love the colors. I love the colors."
For a moment, the fat official was a little entangled, wow, these weird people can't change their slogans?
"The Fat King is a little flattered. Looking at the great cultivators in the four realms of immortals, demons, and humans, he can be regarded as the only one to have thousands of followers cheering for him during practice.
Fatty felt a little uneasy in his heart. The news of the consecration of the Immortal Mansion was probably already known to everyone, so why hasn¡¯t anyone come to kill him yet? At the very least, some of the best people should be killed here, right?
Just as he was thinking about his thoughts, the sound transmission stone suddenly vibrated, and from the opposite side came the worried voice of the fifth sister Meihu: "How are you now, are you safe?"
The fat man smiled and said, "Don't worry, it's safe"
Little Fifth Sister: "I just wanted to come to you, but the eldest sister said that I might bring trouble to you and wouldn't let me go. No, I have to go today, so just let me go, okay?" "
The fat man was stunned for a moment: "Well, call me when you get to the perimeter. I'll pick you up."
At the end of the call, the fat official was a little touched and secretly sighed that the fifth sister was so loyal to him. Thinking about it. Suddenly he thought of the pink pants that little fifth sister made people imagine, and the fat man suddenly cursed inwardly: Damn, it¡¯s an illusion, it¡¯s all an illusion.
When he thought about staying with a group of monsters for three days, the fat old man felt a little inexplicably lonely. . . At this time, he thought that it would be good to ask Xiao Wumei to come over and talk to him.
After thinking wildly for a while, the Fat King felt that this day was too boring and he had to find some fun to pass the time. He said: "Silver Armor. Someone will come soon. You will hide first. Don't let the enemy find your traces. Wait until I hear from you." Order. You can attack them in groups later."
"Follow orders"
Looking at the lake monsters, the fat man suddenly laughed and said: "Your slogans are not loud enough. From today on, you have to change your slogans. Come on, follow my example. I say something and you repeat it."
The three thousand elite soldiers were stunned at first, and then nodded hurriedly one by one.
The Fat King was very satisfied, although he didn¡¯t know how intelligent these monsters were. . . But since I can speak people's words. I guess it won¡¯t be a problem to learn a few slogans. The fat man flew high into the sky and rolled up the sleeves of his robe. With a red face and a thick neck, he yelled at the top of his lungs: "The great pig-killing immortal has boundless magic power."
Lake monsters and water monsters: "The great pig-killer has boundless magic power"
This chorus of shouting, powerful and powerful lineup is comparable to some Oscar blockbusters.
The Fat King said again: "The pig-killing demon, the immortal and the Buddha"
Lake Monsters and Water Monsters: "The Great Demon Who Kills Pigs, Kills Immortals and Butchers Buddhas"
The Fat King said again: "When the sun rises in the east, you can kill pigs without defeat"
Lake monsters: "When the sun rises in the east, you can kill pigs without defeat"
"The pig-killing master will enjoy eternal blessings", the fat man said a long sentence.
Lake monsters and water monsters: "The pig-killing master will enjoy eternal blessings and live as long as heaven."
Then, Fatty asked these monsters to rehearse countless times under the leadership of Shining Armor Taohong, and formed several square formations on the lake. The lake monsters waved their arms and kicked their legs and shouted in unison like cheerleader girls. The slogans of the hundreds of monsters in each square are different, and they are shouted one after another, and the momentum is extremely spectacular.
After playing like this for half an hour, the fat king was very satisfied. This woman¡¯s ability to entertain herself can be described as crying gold. Afterwards, he recorded the entire scene with a video clip, planning to take part in the "I Walk, I Show, Xiu Jie Video Contest" to be held next year, and maybe win a grand prize.
Soon, the little fifth sister had arrived outside the forest, and the fat man took up the light and flew out.
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Not far away, the fat man hiding in the dark took a breath of cold air. It's not that no one came to rob the Immortal Mansion as he imagined, but there were too many people. The entire periphery of the Immortal Mansion was already packed with people. Plus those who hadn't left before, it was quite a spectacle.
At a glance, those who are not afraid of death and those who want to seize the treasure are here. The only reason why they didn't get here is probably because they couldn't get in
Gradually, the fat man saw something. Many rookie cultivators came in with some masters, but those masters were obviously impatient and did not want to be free tour guides. It seems that these talented people are competing with the vast number of rookies for patience. They will wait until those rookies get dizzy in the big formation and go home before they can enter the formation.
The situation here is a bit funny now. Rookies who come to join in the fun account for 70% to 80% of the total, while the number of experts is less than 20%. As the saying goes, too many rookies will defeat the masters. Those talented people obviously didn't want many rookies to come and get a share of the pie, so they all fought against each other. - Didn't finish reading? Add this book to your favoritesI'm a member and bookmarked this chapterCopy the address of this book and recommend it to your friends for pointsChapter error? Click here to report
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