Even as the third concubine, she still has human rights. Qi Ran took advantage of the fact that she still had the courage and said, "Uh, who is that? I want to ask you a question. Please answer me."
After saying this, Qi Ran was a little nervous. I have decided in my heart to put aside my self-esteem and ask softly, and then I will have no regrets no matter how much torture I suffer.
Who would have thought that Fatty¡¯s ** was actually being cool and said coldly: ¡°If you have any questions, ask them when you get home.¡±
Qiran was stunned when he heard this. This girl is not stupid. In the blink of an eye, she understood the subtext of Fatty's words that hurt people's self-esteem: Little girl, you are my person now and you have no right to ask me questions. Wait until you are free again. Come and talk to me as equals again
With his previous temperament, Qiran would have stopped asking questions long ago, and might even get into a fight over a disagreement. But now Qi Ran knew very well that she was no match for Fatty. She was like a proud swordsman who had been defeated continuously, and now she had no fighting spirit at all. . . He didn't even have the courage to hold the sword again.
As a new century talent with quick thinking, Qi Ran suddenly had an idea. So facing Fatty, a class enemy who will definitely have a bitter feud with her for countless years in the future, she is ready to take a sexy route to save the country.
Sometimes people¡¯s psychology is very powerful, and can almost be sublimated into the power of belief. For example, if someone firmly believes that he will succeed, then he will really succeed. Some people feel that they are not good at the beginning and may not be able to do it for the rest of their lives. . .
Under the strange inner suggestion, Qi Ran raised her head and secretly glanced at the fat man who was concentrating on discussing with everyone, and suddenly felt that this guy's 45-degree profile was quite charming. But even if it is a small style, it is also a style that is not clear-headed. The more Qi Ran looked at him, the more he felt that Fatty was a bit silly. . . Looking at it again, it seems that the word Kaizi is clearly written on his face.
Although he has not been able to withstand the influence of "self-cultivation as an actor", Qiran's acting skills are still very solid.
Sometimes people are like this. When force cannot solve the problem, they can only fight with their wits. No matter how you look at it, Qi Ran is not someone who is willing to be the third concubine. So she must think of some ways to make her life easier. It would be better to be like some bloody domestic costume dramas, where all the maids are riding on the master's head. Become a legendary maid behind the scenes
So Qiran made the first step of his plan: the enemy is a fool, and I will fool him
The pretty face that was originally a little haggard looked even more haggard now. Two cold, sparkling tears were squeezed out of Qi Ran's big watery eyes. She looked at the fat man with a gaze that could be described as coming back a thousand times, and her voice was slightly choked: "Do you really want to marry me?"
The fat man was suddenly confused: "Mother Xipi, is it possible that this woman really wants to regret it?" The fat man was very confused when he thought of the unwillingness of this beautiful little girl. . . Am I really that frustrated?
This idea made Fatty extremely excited.
Turning his head to glance at Qi Ran, Fatty always believed that he could confirm the truth of something at the first glance. This instinct seemed to be innate. . . Unfortunately, he saw Qi Ran's beautiful eyes flashed with a hint of cunning at an imperceptible speed under her pitiful disguise.
The fat man suddenly sneered in his heart: "Meow, you still want to fool me?"
???????????????????????????????????¡ The fat actor, who hadn't competed with an expert on his acting skills for a long time, was a little excited. Since returning from overseas, the handsome fat actor hadn't faced a high-level opponent for a long time. He was so itchy that he cooperated on the spot: "I can answer you, but you are Why not correct your attitude first?"
Qi Ran was so happy when she saw something was going on, she had to hold back her excitement. . . She tried her best to look reluctant, vaguely showing the frustration and helplessness of an aloof young woman in front of the cruel reality, and said quietly: "I am willing to admit defeat. I am not a person who cannot afford to lose. If you have any conditions, just raise it." Come out"
Of course the fat man would not be polite when the other party took such initiative. He smiled and said: "First of all, should you change your title? To be an aunt, you have to behave like an aunt. From now on, when you call me, don't call me you. Instead, I have to call you, I understand. without?"
Resisting the urge to fall out on the spot, Qi Ran came up with a second plan: the enemy was very arrogant, and he would force him to do so.
Gritting his teeth to hold back his anger, he used the cute and charming trick he usually does when he makes mistakes at home. . . Qi Ran suddenly looked like a good girl and said shyly: "Okay, go on."
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? This girl is pretty good. I thought she was from the idol school before, but I didn¡¯t expect that she is also an actor. The fat man was filled with emotion in his heart and said: "Who did you say just now? Isn¡¯t that a bit too mean? As a person. A concubine with professional ethics, what should you call me?"
"Is it possible that you still want me to call you master?" Qiran blurted out, making up his mind, a person'sPatience has a bottom line. I think someone like her is also a flower in Jiangbei, a masked heroine in the cultivation world. Even if I die, I can't bear this kind of inhuman treatment.
Hearing this, the fat man was startled. He didn't care what Qi Ran was thinking, but he was in a daze. . .
Calm down your mind. The fat man smiled a little evilly: "It's you, not you. You just committed another foul, and it was twice. So, in order to give you a small punishment, you will lose your freedom today and tomorrow. Think about it first." Bar."
Qi Ran didn¡¯t pay much attention to these words. She thought the fat man might have said it casually. Until one day, she discovered that she was wrong, and all the little bras were wrong. That **** from the fat guy actually came for real.
According to the records of a later writer who was responsible for writing the memoirs of Butcher's Knife, one of the many women I met in Butcher's Knife had been tied up and hungry for a long time. Although there is a saying in the world of cultivation called fasting, you still need to eat something to replenish your energy occasionally. It is said that the girl later became more edible than a butcher's knife, and her eyes glowed red when she saw the pig's head meat. . .
At this time, the fat man continued: "It's very awkward for me to be called master when it comes from your mouth. I'm not used to it. So, from now on, you can call me ¡ª¡ª uncle, do you have any objection?"
The wonderful thing about human nature is that people often don¡¯t know what they want to do. For example, right now, Qi Ranzai has the mentality of tying up a fat man and then using a leather whip and belt.
Now that things have happened, Qi Ran naturally understands that a handsome guy who is fat is a butcher's knife. What she doesn't understand is why this fat man who looked wretched, dirty and incompetent suddenly transformed in such a short period of time into the stylish and outstanding young man who looks a bit aristocratic and looks like a wealthy young man at first glance?
Qiran thought about this question for a long time. She had made such an assumption when she once suspected that Brother Xuanyu was a butcher. . . She just couldn't find an answer that could convince her, so she would rather believe that it was an illusion.
And now that it was confirmed, Qi Ran was even more curious. The butcher knife was already very famous. Why would such a wealthy person willingly become a bandit? What¡¯s even weirder is, who is the second concubine? And who will be the aunt?
Under such doubts, the third question comes again. If this damn fat man really has so many concubines, they are probably all fierce women like Hedong Lion and Hexi Lion. So am I considered South or North?
When she saw that the fat man really regarded himself as an uncle and even acted like an uncle, Qi Ran was very worried.
Taking a deep breath, Qiran secretly comforted herself and formulated the third step of the battle plan: The enemy is very powerful, I must be strong.
Even though she was determined to endure the humiliation and bear the burden, Qi Ran still didn¡¯t call her Fatty. . .
The fat man suddenly turned his head and said: "Why are you standing there? Why don't you call out and listen? You must pay attention to your tone of voice. It must be gentle, graceful, connotative, and vaguely show the kind of well-being in your inner world If I don't If you are satisfied, you have to practice it ten thousand times until I am satisfied.
Seeing the fat man's evil expression and listening to the evil voice, Qi Ran finally couldn't help but burst out: "Who do you think you are? Even if I am the third aunt, I can't let you bully me. I will imitate this voice." Not the sound of killing a pig you mentioned
Smiling nonchalantly, the fat man said calmly: "No problem, the negotiation broke down."
Qi Ran was devastated when he heard this. When he thought that the sacrifice he had just made was completely in vain, he was really unwilling to accept it. Sometimes people are like this. They give a little at the beginning, but then they pay more and more, but they don't. To get something in return, you have to keep giving, and it becomes more and more despicable. . .
So fundamentally, this is how ** is formed.
Qiran is having such a trend. Feeling extremely entangled in her heart, she gritted her teeth and showed off her acting skills for the last time. She said pitifully: "I I was wrong, sir I was wrong, please forgive me for once."
Mother Xipi, are you serious? The fat uncle was a little surprised and said overjoyed: "Okay, I'm a very talkative person. Considering that it's your first day as a third concubine and you have no experience, I won't argue with you."
Qi Ran¡¯s heart was ecstatic. In order to suffer less, even if he made a small sacrifice, it was still worth it. Seeing that the fat man seemed to be in a very happy mood at the moment, she struck a chord while the iron was hot: "Then, are you willing to let me go?"
The fat man nodded. It's the default.
"This damn fat guy is really easy to deceive. Qi Ran is so excited that he can't help but fantasize about feeling good about himself. If he uses some tricks in the future, this damn fat guy still has to be fooled around by his aunt, right?
Try not to overjoy yourself. Qi Ran went straight to the point: "Excuse me, what is your plan"
The fat man suddenly interrupted her and said calmly: "?I don¡¯t think I said I would answer all your questions? "
Qi Ran was stunned. I wanted to play with my life with the fat man right then and there. After a second thought, maybe the fat man meant to tell her later, so Qiran tried her best to look cute and charming, and asked softly: "Then when will you be willing to tell her?"
The fat man didn't think about it and replied: "Well, let's talk about it later"
"You bastard?"
Qi Ran went completely berserk. She was finally sure and sure that this damn fat man had been teasing her from the beginning.
"What am I? I'm gone"
Seeing that Su Yan was stunned and angry, the fat man directly picked her up again. As he walked away, the handsome fat man said calmly: "You just scolded me and I will deduct ten days of food. From now on, this rule will be set. If you want to skip a meal, you can scold you all you want"
The struggling Qi Ran didn¡¯t dare to move. She suddenly felt that the fat man was not joking. . .