"Why, are you thinking that these posts of mine may be fake?" Wukong stood on the boat and said to the catcher with a smile, "But it doesn't matter, I didn't expect someone like you to be able to Let¡¯s figure it out, let¡¯s do this, you can send a letter to the Governor¡¯s Mansion in Yangzhou and say that someone is using the name of the Governor¡¯s Mansion, how about that?¡±
"When the time comes" Wukong showed a meaningful smile to the head catcher, "Maybe Mr. Liu, you will be promoted and make a fortune right away because you caught the liar!"
Before coming to Yangzhou, Wukong made some inquiries and found something unexpected. The current governor of Yangzhou is actually the warrior Yan! The biological father of the famous sister Zetian.
In fact, Samurai Yi, like Cui Yixuan, can be regarded as an unlucky guy who was accidentally cheated by Wukong. You know, the warrior Yi was one of the heroes who followed His Majesty Li Yuan when he raised troops in Jinyang. Later, after His Majesty Li Yuan became the emperor, he was one of the 'Meritors of Taiyuan Yuanmou'!
This title is definitely a glittering one. You must know that there were only fourteen Taiyuan Yuanmou in the entire Tang Dynasty. Soon, the warrior Yi became the prime minister, in charge of the imperial army, and he was majestic. It can be said that this period was really This is the pinnacle of Samurai's life!
And the warrior Yi is much smarter than Cui Yixuan, because he deliberately made friends with Li Jiancheng during the Daye Year, and he has always been loyal to Li Yuan. But again, sometimes, even if you press both the big and the small, it may not be safe! After shouting in front of Xuanwu Gate, no matter how big or small you are, His Majesty Li Shimin will take them all!
As soon as Li Shimin came to power, he wanted to make room for his subordinates, namely Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, Changsun Wuji and the others. So after giving the order, the warrior Yi went to Yuzhou to be the governor. Then last year, he moved from the position of governor of Yuzhou to Yangzhou, and the governor also became the chief governor!
In fact, as an old minister of martial virtue, the warrior Yi was a confidant of His Majesty Li Yuan. Now, being able to sneak into a state like Yangzhou and become the governor is already a blessing. For example, Pei Ji or Huang Junhan are not as good as him now.
As a person who always does things carefully, before Wukong came out this time. He had already tried his best to get a few famous cards from some old military ministers he knew who had not been killed by His Majesty Li Shimin, such as Qu Tutong and others, as well as letters to the warrior Yi and so on.
In fact, if everything was normal, Wukong would not prepare these things. But the problem is that the temple masters here in Yangzhou come and die one by one. As the new temple master, Wukong feels that he still needs to be more prepared!
Now in Yangzhou, the biggest official backer is naturally the Grand Governor Warrior Yan!
When the catcher saw these letters signed with the names of various high-ranking officials and sent to the current Governor of Yangzhou, his heart beat loudly. He really wanted to say that these letters and name cards were all fake. But looking at Wukong's calm look, he didn't dare to really say that!
It doesn¡¯t matter if it¡¯s fake. What if it's true?
"What, this head catcher? Haven't you seen it yet?" Wukong continued with a smile, "How about this, Xiao Na, I am going to the Governor's Mansion to visit the Governor of Wu, why don't Mr. Liu catch the head catcher and you follow me? Let's go together, and then I will introduce you to the Governor of Wuhan University, and let the Governor know what happened to me today"
"Let's forget about this!" Mr. Liu immediately made up his mind and respectfully handed the name card back to Zhixing, "I just want to look at it casually, just look at it!"
After finishing speaking, the chief catcher waved his hand and shouted to the officers below, "Retreat, go back to the Yamen!"
When the Huaiyan Gang members present saw this scene, they were all shocked, especially the gang members lying on the boat. They had originally hoped that Capt. Liu would help them find it after he arrived. To be fair, the result was unexpected, so he looked at the few pieces of paper they took out and ran away in despair!
Especially the big man in black lying on the boat. When he saw this scene, he almost regretted it. He never dreamed that such an inconspicuous and ordinary boat could have such a big boat. Monk in the background!
I said, since you, a monk, have such a great background, why don¡¯t you even put a flag on the ship? If you put a few flags and write down your background clearly, will we get on the ship to search? Have you ever done anything like this? This is why pockmarks are not called pockmarks, they are called deceitful!
"Senior Brother Zhixing, take the post to the Governor's Mansion in Yangzhou and say that the Huaiyang Gang members have gathered to cause trouble with evil intentions!" After seeing Capt. Liu leave, Wukong then said to ZhixingSaid, "Please send people to suppress the situation quickly, otherwise these guys will rebel!"
"What nonsense are you talking about?" The black-clad leader of the Huaiyan Gang said loudly next to him, "When did we gather people to make trouble with evil intentions and plan to rebel?"
"Aren't you gathering a crowd to make trouble?" Wukong pointed at the dozens of people on the pier with his hand, "If not, what are you doing here with so many people at the pier? Don't you have evil intentions?"
As he said that, Wukong lowered his head and said to the hall leader, "As for the evil intention? I said your intentions are evil, and you just have evil intentions. Why, are you still going to tell me about the background? It doesn¡¯t matter, you can just call anyone, and I¡¯ll see what kind of backer you can come up with, Xiaona?¡±
"You" The big man in black's face turned red, "You little bald donkey, are you being unreasonable?"
"Ha!" Wukong laughed out loud, "Realistic? It's so fresh!"
As he said that, Wukong lowered his head and said with the face of the big man in black, "Xiao Na, I wanted to reason with you at the beginning, but you ended up insisting on talking to me about fists, and then I started talking to you about fists. , you want to explain the background to me again, okay, I will continue to explain the background to you, but you actually start to reason with me again!"
With a snap, Wukong waved his hand and slapped the big man in black! "The truth? Now I will tell you what the truth is, Xiaomi. I am better than you, so. (Updates super fast) Do you understand?"
"Okay, today our Huaiyan Gang is blind, let's admit defeat!" The big man in black slapped Wukong, but still acted like a dead pig that is not afraid of boiling water, "The so-called killing can only be done with a nod"
Before he finished speaking, he saw Wukong reaching out and grabbing his neck. With a strong force, his head was involuntarily pulled off by Wukong. With a bang, he involuntarily knocked his head on the deck.
"Don't play with me like this!" Wukong let go twice. "Fight with Xiao Na me? You are not qualified enough! I tell you clearly, even if I arrest Xiao Na and drown you all in a pig cage, the government will not punish Xiao Na for my crime. If you don't believe it, , can we try?"
The big man in black has been working as a gangster in the Huaiyan Gang. I really have never met anyone like Wukong. I really didn't know how to do it, and I just relied on typing for everything, which made the tricks I was good at useless in front of this little monk.
Damn it, you will die if you are more civilized!
As the saying goes, a good man never suffers immediate losses. The big man in black is definitely a good man, so after seeing that there is nothing he can do. He softened up happily.
"Now Xiaoji, let me ask you" Wukong continued, "Why are you looking for that guy from Yangzhou"
Waited for about ten seconds. The big man in black didn't hear what was going on, so he looked up secretly. I happened to see Wukong frowning, as if he was thinking hard. Before he could lower his head again, his eyes met Wukong's!
"You're such a bitch!" Wukong slapped him unceremoniously, "Tell me, what are you trying to rob when you get on my boat?"
"We're not here to rob!" The big man in black quickly replied, "We're just looking for someone!"
"Who are you looking for?" Wukong continued fiercely, "Speak quickly, or I will dip you into a pig cage!"
"A famous prostitute in Yangzhou, named Xiao Yueyue!" Upon hearing that he was about to be dipped in a pig cage, the man in black quickly replied.
"Well, by the way, it's this little Yueyue!" Wukong looked like he suddenly realized, "Why can't I remember it all of a sudden"
With that said, Wukong gave the big man in black another kick, "You idiot, you knew it, but you didn't even remind me! What are you doing with her?"
"This" The big man in black hesitated for a moment, but immediately got another kick from Wukong. However, this time Wukong skillfully ran straight to the lower third road, and with one kick, the big man in black made the black man kick him. I understand why the flowers are so red!
¡°I¡¯m telling you, I¡¯m telling you!¡± the big man in black quickly replied, ¡°Did Gang Leader Xiao of the Baling Gang entrust us to find him?¡±
"The Baling Gang?" Wukong had a puzzled expression on his face, and this time he was really confused, "What does this matter have to do with the Baling Gang?"
"This kid doesn't know" Before he could finish his words, the big man in black encountered someone touching his vaginal legs again!
"How dare you open a shop when you don't know anything I'm helping you find someone. Do you think I'm stupid?" Wukong smiled with a smile on his face, but he was really rude, "Confess honestly!"
¡°Tools¡±I really don¡¯t know the situation! The big man in black quickly replied, "It was Gang Leader Xiao from the Baling Gang who paid us to help find him. We are just here to help others!" "
"Helping others for fun?" Wukong had a look of contempt on his face, "You gangsters are happy to help others, who would believe it if you tell me? I advise you not to continue to resist, it will not end well for you!"
"We are really here to help others" Before the big man in black finished speaking, a miserable howl came out of his throat, and then he immediately covered his crotch with his hand, "Well, we It¡¯s for money, for money, that¡¯s all, we really don¡¯t know anything else!¡±
"Don't know at all?" Wukong asked next!
"I don't know stop kicking, stop kicking!" the big man in black replied in a loud voice, "I heard from the people from the Baling Gang that it seemed that little Yueyue got a message from Gang Leader Xiao when he was sleeping with him. She stole something and then ran away, that's why Gang Leader Xiao is looking for her, that's all I know"
"What a useless snack!" While Wukong was extracting a confession, although he didn't care on the surface, he kept paying close attention to the eyes of the big man in black. It can be seen that the guy in front of him really didn't know!
"Okay, since you said that. Then I believe it, Xiaoji!" Wukong's tone slowed down, "For the sake of your honesty, you guys broke into my ship today, that's all. never mind!"
"Thank you, little master, thank you, little master!" When he heard these words, the big man in black was really overjoyed. He really didn't expect that this little monk with a great background and a strong fist could be so easy to talk to.
"Don't be too busy thanking me!" Wukong continued with a smile, "This is Tan Yue in black. Although I forgive you for casually breaking into Xiao Ana's boat, your people were seriously injured without permission. We still have to figure things out clearly."
"Severely injured?" After hearing this, the big man in black immediately looked at the trembling people standing on the boat. "What are you doing? Who told you to touch people casually?"
"We didn't take action" I tried to tell the difference just now, but was immediately stopped by the big man in black. "You are still talking nonsense. You have not taken action. Could it be that this young master is wrongly accusing you?"
"That's right!" Wukong said with a smile, "Xiaoji, I am a monk. I never lie, so why would I wrongly accuse you?"
Are you a monk? These big men howled miserably in their hearts. Among the monks in this world, who is as shameless as you? Lifting your legs means lifting your vaginal legs!
"You guys, stop talking!" The big man in black glanced at Wukong secretly, and then glared at them, "Tell me who hit you, come out quickly and apologize to this little master!"
"There's no need to apologize! We are all monks and we can't bear the courtesy from you all!" Wukong replied with a smile, "Just discount it!"
After hearing Wukong¡¯s words, the big men from the Huaiyan Gang present looked at me and I looked at you, and they looked at each other for a while. There are many monks who speak shamelessly, but monks who are as shameless as this little monk are really rare!
"Why, you don't want to?" Seeing the expressions of these guys, Wukong's face immediately darkened, "It's easy if you don't want to. I don't need you to compensate me, I will send you away in a while." Go to the Governor's Mansion in Yangzhou, and according to the charge of you gathering a crowd to cause trouble with evil intentions, if I can't get one of you to be exiled for three thousand miles, I will take your surname from now on!"
"Yes, yes, of course we are willing!" The big man in black immediately went on to say, "But the question is, how much compensation does this require? Please tell me, young master!"
"Well, just be willing to compensate!" Wukong nodded happily, "You have to pay the treatment fee for my senior brother who was beaten by you, right? The psychological damage fee is also indispensable, of course, right? Mental compensation is naturally indispensable, as well as work loss, fire allowance, high temperature subsidies, housing loans, pensions"
When the big man in black heard Wukong¡¯s various categories of damages, his face immediately became more and more ugly. "Well, little master, how much is it? Can you give an accurate number?"
"It's accurate!" Wukong scratched his bald head, "Okay, if you are happy, I will be happy too. Let's do it this way. As the saying goes, we are destined to meet each other thousands of miles away. Three to five thousand strings is not expensive. You can compensate me and I three thousand dollars as you like. Is five thousand strings enough?"
"How much did you say?" The big man in black couldn't believe his ears.
"Just give me three to five thousand guan, and let this matter be over!"
"Little Master"?, we don¡¯t have three to five thousand strings! "The big man in black said carefully, "How about I go back and sell my house and land, and I can scrape together three to five hundred guan for you, what do you think? "
"Three to five hundred guan?" Wukong sneered, "Are you sending beggars away? Three to five hundred guan, I tell you, I, Xiaona, carrying a tin stick and an ordinary heart, can conquer these prefectures in the north and south of the Yangtze River. The yamen can pay Qiu Feng for more than this amount, three to five hundred guan, are you kidding me, if it's just this little money, I might as well send you to jail directly!"
With a bang, the big man in black knelt down to Wukong on the spot, "Little Master, really, I didn't lie to you, we really have no money, don't say you will send us to jail, you will just sell all the dozens of us. No, we can¡¯t get three to five thousand strings for you!¡±
"Are you kidding?" Wukong said calmly, "You are the Huaiyan Gang, selling private salt. What kind of profit is private salt? You said you can't even come up with three to five thousand guan. How is that possible? Do you think I will believe it?"
"Although our Huaiyan Gang is called the Huaiyan Gang, no one sells smuggled salt anymore!" The big man in black hugged Wukong's legs, with a cry in his voice, "Now we just do piecemeal things and barely get along. We need to eat, otherwise how could we come to the dock to look for people just because the Baling Gang earns fifty guan a day? We really have no money now!"
"Are you kidding me?" Wukong snorted, "You Huaiyan Gang don't sell private salt, do you think I will believe it?"
"Of course, we lose money when selling smuggled salt, so how could we still sell it!" When talking about this matter, the tall man in black in front of him almost burst into tears. "Five or six years ago, there was a lot of salt in Hangzhou. A group of private salt dealers came here, and they didn¡¯t follow any rules. The price they sold for private salt was lower than the price we got from the salt farm. They lost all our private salt and couldn¡¯t sell it at all!¡±
"Private salt dealers in Hangzhou? The price they sell is lower than what they get from the salt field?" Wukong scratched his bald head, why did it sound so familiar! To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Qidian to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation.