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- Chapter 1 Born as a Cat
Uncle Sun showed his old face shamelessly as usual, and an old face in the universe that was even dirtier than his gradually unfolded amidst a lazy yawn.
"It's time to work." A god of the universe (son?) who was revered by the gods lazily stretched his body, rubbed his sleepy eyes, came to the mirror, and began to put on makeup.
Since ancient times, no one has died. If you can die later, die later. This is what I think. So I plan to learn the art from a master so that I can prolong my life.
Just as I was thinking this way, an old beggar came towards me, stood in front of me, showed his big yellow teeth, and took out five books from behind, namely "The Eighteen Palms of the Dragon", "The Six Meridians Divine Sword", "Tathagata Divine Palm", "Nine Yin Manual" and "Dugu Nine Swords".
"Boy, do you want to learn kung fu? Just pick a book!"
"You don't have what I want to learn here!" I shook my head and sighed. There were too few choices. Isn't this a way of deceiving consumers?
"Then tell me, what do you want to learn?" the old beggar asked with a look of disbelief.
¡°Sleeping Dream Arhat Fist!¡± I answered without thinking.
"I have top-notch martial arts here, including the 'Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms'. Why do you insist on learning that useless thing?" the old beggar asked in confusion.
"Because you can learn it while sleeping!" Such a convenient Kung Fu is useless if you don't practice it.
"You little bastard, you want to learn martial arts at a cheap price!" The old beggar was furious, jumped up and kicked my buttocks.
"Hey, today's elderly people are too immature and prudent!" I expressed my feelings and looked at the old beggar who was half-stuck in the manhole and kept twisting and screaming for help.
"Your great sentiment of 'If I don't go to hell, who will?' is admirable. Your heroic behavior of not caring about your own life is even more great. It is worth recalling by all of us. I will never forget you. Your spirit and We are together. Amenda Buddha!¡±
"I'm not dead yet!" the old beggar roared.
"Really?" He raised his leg and stepped on it.
"Well, it's okay this time, but you have to be careful when passing the car." He crossed the Yalu River with great vigor and high spirits.
"You little beast, you dare to step on even a god?" The old beggar went crazy and rushed over to me to fight for his life.
"Holy shit!" I tried to dodge. This old man had muddy feet and was very unhygienic.
There were dark clouds in the sky, and a bolt of thunder fell, splitting me to pieces. My diligent, conscientious, persevering, shameless little body, who had managed to survive till today, was instantly burned into the shape of Li Kui's brother.
I heard a vague voice say: "Let your kid steal the wallet!"
Three meters away from my body, a young man was stunned for five minutes, took out a wallet from his hip pocket, solemnly handed it to the woman next to him, and then ran towards the police station.
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"Oh! It's wrong again!"
"" The road was quiet for half a minute, and then it became busy with cars, everyone going their separate ways!
"Anyway, the goal has been achieved." The old beggar tilted his head and disappeared into thin air without any movement. People were coming and going on the road, but no one noticed him, as if he wasn't even there.
"Am I not dead?" I rubbed my buzzing head and looked around. It was completely white, as if I was sitting in the clouds.
Thinking of death, I can¡¯t help but feel a little emotional. I am still young and have great ambitions that have not yet been achieved! Speaking of those ambitions, they are indeed great ambitions. The distance between them and their realization is like looking at the sky across the sea. In one word, it is so far~
"I think I'm still a virgin. I haven't even kissed a girl on the mouth or held a girl's hand. I just look at pictures in magazines and DVDs and CDs at home to vent my anger. I really can't bear to do it." I looked up to the sky. Sigh and angrily denounce God¡¯s injustice!
"You're here, I've been waiting for you for a long time." An old man came over with a smile. He looked like a dog, and he was dressed like a man. At first glance, he looked like a walk-on.
"Is that you?" I know it, it's the beggar! Why have you been waiting for me for so long? My face was licked by a blind bear!
"My name is Nothingness." The man shook his head as if he was having epilepsy.
"Net name?" I held it in for half an hour before I said it. A normal person in the world would not have such a name.
"God's name, I am the great God King of the Universe. I have come here specifically for your unfinished life. The god of your planet is too confused and always kills the wrong person. According to precedent, you can get a resurrection. A chance to be reborn." Xu Wu smiled, like a talent scout who lured a beautiful girl.
¡°There¡¯s a ancestor for this thing.?? By the way, uncle, you also made the wrong name and came out to change it in the middle of the night? "Returning the name of God? I think you are crazy. Do you want to bluff me? After four and a half years of nine-year education, we can be considered half intellectuals."
"Do you want to live or not?" Niuwu became impatient.
"think!"
"Well, seeing that you answered so quickly, you must have had some unfulfilled wishes during your lifetime. Tell me, do you have any unfulfilled wishes or unfulfilled ambitions?" Xuwu nodded with satisfaction.
¡°I don¡¯t want to be a virgin anymore!¡± I opened my throat and screamed to the sky.
"Bah, bah! You're a worthless thing. Don't you have any lofty ideals or ambitions?" Niuxu cursed loudly.
"Yes! My lofty ideal is to abolish the monogamy bill. My grand ambition is to marry more wives than the emperor!" For this reason, you must exercise your body first, otherwise you will have to die young.
Xuanwu coughed lightly and said stylizedly: "Actually, the number of rebirth places is very limited now, and our business processing is very tight. Why not, I will resurrect the old lady who was so happy to die playing mahjong last night. Just wait a moment, Make an appointment with my secretary later, and we will discuss matters related to your rebirth in detail."
¡°¡¡± No, it¡¯s so realistic.
¡°Actually, my ideal is to maintain world peace and the integration and development of cultures of all nations. My ambition is to repel alien monsters and unknown ferocious creatures in the galaxy, and to protect the earth¡¯s surface from cosmic rays.¡±
"Well, this can still be considered." There was an unrecognizable smile on Xianwu's face.
"" This old guy has forgotten to install the CPU in his head.
"Okay, the review is completed, you can go!" With a wave of his hand, I turned into a golden light and shot into a pool nearby. Xingwu looked at the pool and smiled evilly. Fortunately, I didn't hear it, otherwise I wouldn't be able to sleep in the next ten years.
¡°Wow, wow, wow, wow~~¡± The cry came from the room, shocking the entire mansion.
"Danya, Daniya, it's a boy, it's a boy, our son, we have a son!" The burly man shouted excitedly, holding a newly swaddled baby in his arms. The baby was curled up, only as big as a palm, with a pair of pointed ears trembling slightly on the top of its head.
The beautiful woman on the bed looked pale and looked at the child with an extremely happy smile.
"Come on, Carson, here, mom is here!"
The beautiful woman opened her gentle arms and kept calling. Five or six steps in front of her, a little thing with long golden hair strenuously swung its two short legs and staggered towards her.
This wonderful person who is comparable to Venus is my mother, Daniya Hui Best Rabindranath Tagore. Her name is a bit long, and I had a hard time remembering it. Her maiden name was Best, and she added her husband's surname after her marriage. As for the little guy who is trying hard to run towards the swaying breasts ahead, yes, it is my old man, Carson Tagore, the young master of the Tagore family. Why do I have golden hair all over my body? Because I was reincarnated and was born into a fairy family. The Tagore family is the famous Tiger King clan in the goblin world. It is a branch of the cat demon clan, and its combat prowess is among the best among the goblin clans.
Not far behind my mother, sitting on a wax-white chair under a parasol, was a beautiful and seductive beauty. She was 70% similar to my mother, but different from her graceful mother. She was full of wildness and untamableness, which made men The taste is irresistible.
She wears a close-fitting cheongsam-style long skirt. The slit at the hem can almost see her panties. The neck is fastened by a button, forming a heart-shaped gap between the low-cut neckline, revealing her tempting deep cleavage. What was even more unexpected was that there was a small, dark thing sitting on her knee with a pacifier in its mouth.
This hot mom is my aunt, Lefty Vu Best Panther, and sitting in her arms is her daughter, my cousin, Rosa Panther. The Panther family is a Black Panther family, so she is as black as a little briquette.
"Mom!" I threw myself into my mother's arms with a childish voice that even made me feel numb. I felt the warmth of her soft chest and listened to her heartbeat. I don't know why, but I suddenly felt at ease.
"Sister, you dote on your child too much. Carson is already one year old, and he is just learning to walk now. He is a fairy, not a human." The aunt gently flicked her wrist.
"But he is still so young, what if, what if he falls? No, no, no, it makes me feel bad just thinking about it." The mother pressed her chest and said nervously.
"Children have to fall a few times before they grow up. Look at my Rosa, who is more than half a year younger than Carson. She can't run or jump yet." The aunt said, holding the child in her arms like a rubber ball. Throw it out.
"Oh my God!" the mother exclaimed worriedly.He ran over to catch it, but Rosa flipped in the air and landed lightly on the ground, like a monkey.
"We are cat demons, and our sense of balance is our instinct. Besides, my sister and I are from the Cat King clan, and our instincts are even stronger than those of other clans. Just by combining my bloodline with that of my family, Rosa can already do it At this level, Carson, who has inherited the bloodline of his sister and brother-in-law, can definitely do better. You just worry too much. If you let go earlier, he can fly into the sky earlier." My aunt persuaded my mother.
"This, I, I'm just afraid of that! The child will grow up one day, I know this, but he is my lovely son, I really don't want him to grow up, I don't want him to be alone, I don't want him to leave my eyes, I just want to hold him in my arms like this for the rest of my life." My mother blushed, gave my aunt a look with resentment, and kissed my forehead lovingly.
"I knew that my sister would become such a mother who pesters her son, but I didn't expect that it would be so serious. Sooner or later, you will harm the child. Even if you are reluctant to let go, you must let the child develop on his own. Look at the Golden Lion Clan, children will be thrown into the hunting ground three months after they are born to hone their wildness and survival ability, so they will become the largest force in the cat demon clan. Although the tiger clan is powerful, its population is small, and by this generation it will only be The only two left are brother-in-law and Carson. If sister, you don't learn to let go, sooner or later you will harm this child." The aunt said earnestly.
"Lefty, you are so strong, but I, I just can't do it" the mother sighed.
"Sister, it's not that I'm strong, it's that this is the best for the child." My aunt took me from my mother's arms without leaving a trace, and then threw me out.
"Ah, Carson!" the mother screamed, but she had been weak since she was a child and was very quiet. She wanted to pick her up, but couldn't catch up. She could only look at her son and sigh, but she heard the sound of the childish voice coming from the air. The rude tone of voice did not match.
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