"Uncle, the price of tofu this time is a little high." The enchantress carried a vegetable basket and bargained with the vegetable seller at the vegetable market in the world. Originally, Youmu should have done this kind of thing. But after the Enchantress came back, she realized that she had doted on her granddaughter too much. The lessons taught a few years ago cannot be completed well now. He is still far from becoming an independent court master, and he is still a half-boiled egg.
So now the housework is usually done by Youmu. In addition to pruning the plants in the yard, Youmu is also in charge of training every day.
"Because there is less stuff, the price is naturally higher." The vegetable seller was not in a hurry, and calmly pointed at the Yakumo blue that had just left the market.
"Fuck!" Enchantress's face suddenly turned dark. My Yuyuko-sama wants to eat hot pot, so tofu is a must-have. "Forget it, sir, I won't buy it."
After saying that, the enchantress ran away. It's best to stop Yakumo Lan before she leaves the village, otherwise she will have to spend more money to buy tofu that has increased in price. Although she knew that Yakumo Lan bought these to make fried tofu, but based on their relationship, it was not impossible to get some for free. (Because of the agreement, if youkai use their abilities in the human world, it will be regarded as an invasion. Even Yakumo Blue must abide by the agreement between humans and youkai)
"Wait! Lan! Wait!!!" Although the enchantress stretched out her hand and made a "Ziwei!" ! ! ¡¯ action, but Yakumo Lan still didn¡¯t hear her words, and opened the gap directly after leaving the human world and went home. "Ugh!!! It's really going to cost money again!"
Just when the enchantress was a little depressed and was about to go back to the human world to buy the tofu that had increased in price, she saw a figure wandering in front of the entrance to the human world.
There is only one possibility for monsters that cannot enter the human world. That is monsters that are automatically detected as harmful to humans by the barrier. But the enchantress can't blame him. After all, humans in the human world are a very delicious meal for those monsters who can't control themselves.
"Hiss~hiss~~"
"It's so disgusting, don't drool!"
"But there are a lot of people inside."
"Slobber! Damn! I'm drooling all over my sleeves!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, I can't get in!"
Not knowing what he was talking about, the Enchantress put her hand on his shoulder. "Hey you!"
"Ah!" The other party turned around in surprise, and the saliva from the corner of his mouth splashed on the back of the Enchantress's hand. This made Enchantress frown in disgust.
"If you don't follow the rules, you will be dismissed by the witch and no one can save you." The enchantress pushed him away, "Little monsters like you are not here Wait, are you a spirit? Then you can either go to the other side and reincarnate. , or report to Baiyu Tower!"
After saying that, the enchantress entered the human world. This little devil was just a sideshow to her. Mr. Youyouzi's hot pot is more important.
"So fierce!"
"Nice breasts!"
"Pity."
"Well, that's a pity."
"I can't get in here."
"Then go back."
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"Come on, come on~~Come and believe in me~~" Kanako lay on the table and kept waving to Remilia.
"No!" Remilia turned her head without even looking at Kanako. "It won't do any good, I won't do it. Besides, if I say something like a majestic noble of the night, falsely believing in Yamato God, other vampires won't laugh at them if they hear it."
"So I've already told you that your idea won't work." Hitoshi shrugged at Kanako, "Monsters are not human beings, so how can you convince them with things like protecting their health? It's so unrealistic. .¡±
"That's not right, Jin." Remilia coughed lightly, "Even monsters want their bodies to be healthy. But we rely on our own bodies, not the faith of gods. After all, Everyone is just legends and fantasies. If vampires weren¡¯t a terrifying thing in human fantasies, maybe we could all gain the power of faith.¡±
"Isn't this right?" Suwako suddenly said, "Vampires from abroad have come to my land before, and they still believe in the true ancestor of Cain."
"That's what's different about the True Ancestor!"
"Obviously it's all about faith~~This god is also the one said by Kanako-sama~~"
"Actually," Rendi held his chin, thought for a moment and then said to Kanako, "Although you can't get faith from monsters, you can gain their trust in you."
"Hehe! You are the only one with many clever ideas. You are worthy of being a strategist." Kanako looked at Rendi with interest and asked, "This?Any ideas again? "
"Look, when you were outside, weren't you always envious of the festivals held all over the country? I feel that now that you are in Gensokyo, if you hold your own festivals in the human world, you will not only be affected by human beings We welcome you very much, and youkai who like parties will definitely come back to visit us.¡±
"Festival!" Upon hearing this term, Kanako and Suwako's eyes suddenly lit up. You know, when they are in the outside world, they are very envious of those festivals that are still going on in human society.
"That's true." Remilia, who was very happy to move the topic away from herself, immediately picked up the conversation. "The festival you are talking about is also a banquet. Youkai like banquets the most. And this kind of banquet is the kind that you can come to whenever you want."
"Faith. Faith. Faith!" Kanako's eyes shined like a businessman who saw a business opportunity.
Although I really want to tell Kanako that the monsters in Gensokyo are not as easy to coax as the humans outside, but after thinking about it carefully, it seems that people who don¡¯t know Kanako really have the idea that ¡®this god is quite majestic¡¯. As for whether she would lose her moral integrity among her fellow believers in the future, that was none of his business. "Of course, if you can gain the faith of the monsters through the festival, I have nothing to say."
"Then let's hold a festival! What do you think, Suwako?" Kanako said decisively.
"Ah, I don't care." Suwako said slowly, supporting her head.
"Oh~~Welcome~~" Remilia cheered with a smile as the two gods of Moriya finally no longer caused trouble for her.
"This is your festival, Suwako, you should be more happy!" Kanako walked up to Suwako and pulled her face, making a 'smiling Suwako' look.
"It's best to hold it at Yokai Mountain. Then I don't have to work!" Tengu Tengu held Kanako's hand, "Oupai Kami! How about I lend you the entire mountain?"
Ignoring the words of the Tengu Tengu, Kanako took out her hand and smiled at Suwako, "So let's hold the festival in the human world! Then let the Tengu reporters publicize it."
"No need for 'you', how about I send Wenzi and Xiaoji to help you spread the word. This way, if Wenzi has other work, no one will catch up with me, and I can be lazy openly!"
"Oh oh oh! That's good! If the monsters inform the monsters like this, my image in their hearts will definitely get better! GETS!!!" Kanako stretched out her hands and made a figure eight with her index fingers forward.
""Long live! Long live! Long live!"" Kanako and Tenma Tengu cheered.
"You said everything you wanted to say! And Kanako, are you a comedian!!!"
"I don't know either of them." Faced with Hitoshi's complaints, Suwako was speechless. She immediately covered her face and shrank under the table using her body advantage.
"It needs to be grand! It needs to be solemn!" Kanako said, clenching her fists. "The entire human world needs to be decorated with lights and colors. Only in this way can we reflect the majesty and style of the head of our eight million gods! It's best to choose a few girls to dance in the square. Oh no! Night dance!"
"Aura majestic!!!" It seemed that some switch had been turned on. Remilia's breathing became heavy, and it was too late for Rendi to stop her.
"Size"
"This event will be exclusively sponsored by our majestic Scarlet Devil Mansion!!!" In order to satisfy her height that she could look down at Kanako, Remilia stood on the table with her hands on her hips and looked at her.
"Ah!" Ren Bangdi covered his face, "It's too late."
"But it's expensive." Suwako seemed to remind her.
"It doesn't matter! We're not short of money!" Remilia said confidently as she patted her iPad.
The little devil will cry. (Remind me again, the little devil is in charge of books as well as accounts.)